Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.
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Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.
What you won't find in your local supermarket.
Rapesticks.
Hey, I need some monkey testicles and a cola.
Body bags.
"Good afternoon. I was wondering, do you stock f**ks?"
"Sorry, we're all out."
Yeah, I'd like some roast dolphin with a side of elephant fries.
What was really said on the first ever telephone call.
"We should talk dirty"
"Alex!"
"Hey, you're stupid"
"i know who you are"
"WHAT? HOW"
"We're the only one who has these."