"He was killed by blunt force trauma, with both a baseball bat followed by a car, probably a 4 by 4. Looks like this dinosaur *puts on glasses* has just become extinct."
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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"He was killed by blunt force trauma, with both a baseball bat followed by a car, probably a 4 by 4. Looks like this dinosaur *puts on glasses* has just become extinct."
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Walking Dead.
Failed social media sites.
Assbook
All new MindSender! Everything you think gets sent straight to our servers, and released for the whole world to see! No privacy, no exceptions, no worries unless you hold any sort of self respect! But don't worry, nobody will like anyone else either!
Or alternatively, MySpace.
Famous quotes rewritten by Dr. Seuss.
To be or not to be, don't you see?
That is the question for you and for me.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the noise noise noise of a zoobupfuffer.
Its quite simple, you see
E equalling MC2 is the only possibility
How the Queen of England shouldn't address the nation
I seriously have no knowledge of the queen
"What's up mah bitches"
"Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks"
"My fellow Frenchmen..."
"I'm a killer queeeeeeeen,"
Communist scum....
The reverse of an earlier topic, Horror movies as kid shows.
Greetings children, I wanna play a game ! ^_^
In light of Peter Capaldi being the new titular character, Bad things for the new Doctor to say.
"Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck"
...can we have some funny stuff? Please? I've just run out of cookies...
Uh...
"Spoilers, bro" isn't the best thing for the Doctor to say? :shrug:
Alright... how do I use the TARDIS again? I didn't even want this role!
LAWLzoR, I'm loving your entries. Slenderman's true intentions.
To sell forest-goers some octopus, because he think they're hungry.
To give back the notes some kids left back in Algebra II class.
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? Hey, come back! You're in the middle of a f**ing forest, you have time!"
"Hey, hey kid! Kid! Kid, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!! So, my car broke down, and like, I fell into some toxic waste here in this forest, and I need some help finding my way out of here. Now, I know I may look scary, bu-, Hey, oh come man, don't run away... Damn, that's the tenth kid this week. Why doesn't anybody like me?"
Back to basics. Things you can say about the internet but not your girlfriend.
I better back this bitch up, otherwise I'll get one slow ass motherfucker who can't even take a decent Floppy Disk.
I can afford it.
It has lots of dirty stuff in it's history.
This is some high speed stuff