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"This ones getting old, guess its time to get a new model"
Yeah, she can support a bunch of floppies. But it's always hard to take them out.
I'll be clicking on your buttons all day long.
Those always get the most responses. Happenings of previous Hunger Games.
Two Contestans: [Collective screaming]
3rd Contestant: Were you two fucking?
1st Contestant: Pfft, NO
3rd Contestant: Well, in any case...*Kills*
True story approaching, my friend has a dog that's a crossbreed between an Jack Russel and a Shih Tzu. Don't know the dog? You don't know Jack Shit. Speaking of not knowing jack shit, nobody seems to know anything about the Hunger Games. So, new topic. Rejected Harry Potter titles. You must know Harry Potter, right?
The Prince of Bel Aire
I truly know jack shit about this.
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Originally Posted by rangernumberx
Harry Potter and the Stoner in Azkaban
"Hermoine and Harry's 'Magic Wand' XXX"
http://i.imgur.com/BJOCxpG.gif
Harry Potter : The Walk to Mordor
Harry Potter and the one where everything went to s**t. Part 7.
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone
Harry Potter and the student rebellion
Muggle Juggle 4:- Backdoor Dumbledoor (credit to Russel Howard's Good News)
Harry Potter and the Poisoned Pie
Alright, next up, Bad songs to play at a funeral.
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Another One Bites the Dust
The MottoQuote:
Originally Posted by rangernumberx
Joy to the World
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.
What you won't find in your local supermarket.
Rapesticks.
Hey, I need some monkey testicles and a cola.
Body bags.
"Good afternoon. I was wondering, do you stock f**ks?"
"Sorry, we're all out."
Yeah, I'd like some roast dolphin with a side of elephant fries.
What was really said on the first ever telephone call.
"We should talk dirty"
"Alex!"
"Hey, you're stupid"
"i know who you are"
"WHAT? HOW"
"We're the only one who has these."
"Is your refrigerator running?"
SAY THAT AGAIN
Alternate endings to famous movies. I love this job.
The Ghostbusters are killed, engulfed in marshmallow.
Bane kills Batman, and blows up Gotham.
Men in Black 3: J and K both get hit by Apollo 11 and die.
Brokeback Mountain: Instead of fucking each other, one of them sleeps with the horse as the other one walks in on it.
Gaston shoves Belle off the castle, killing her, and marries the Beast instead. How nice.
Katniss and Peeta eat the poisonous berries.
It is discovered at the end of Nemo that Nemo was just a hallucination made by Marin's mind to cope with the loss of his wife and all of his kids. The egg that survived at the end of the shark attack died in the egg.
That isn't depressing at all now is it?