Unlikely letters to agony aunts.
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Unlikely letters to agony aunts.
(can someone explain what agony aunts is?)
Mmmh... Like problem page ? It's when somebody send a letter to people about love issues.
Gonad's gonads were tharQuote:
Originally Posted by rangernumberx
Agony Aunts wat
Aaaaaaaaand moving swiftly on. Unforseen problems with Pokemon existing in this world.
Their almost-godly powers ?
Pet owners being anything from electrocuted to burned to death by new petsQuote:
Originally Posted by rangernumberx
THE GOD DAMN ZUBATS
Because apparently our Pokemon gods like to throw tantrums and fight each other in the middle of major cities.
The only real problem i see with irl pokemon, There are no tall grasses, Mothafuckin' Lawnmowers yo
You would think Rotom-Mow would make tall grasses moot.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Quiz categories that you don't see often. This could be anything.
"Hello I'll take, what is Hitler's Greatest Achievements for a 1000 please"
"Why Iraq is fucking awesome"
"I'd like wars the French have actually won for 1000 please"
Reasons to go on a vacation to Idaho.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP, CLEMI!Quote:
Originally Posted by R<3PTAR
Anyway, how've you been? Unlikely lines from a science show.
"Oh my god."
"And that's how my telescope will discover Uranus."
Terms and conditions that nobody has read.
ERBoH.com terms and conditions.
Admit it, nobody has actually read that.
I read this site's term and condition once
also, Porn sites
Dr. Seuss books that were rejected by publishers.
The Cat in the Corrections Facility
The dog in the cog
Green eggs and meth.
"Hitler? I barely know her"
that's a must read book
Ghosts you haven't seen in movies.
The ghost with the most glasnost.
Russian Ghost, I never seen one actually
Hello! I'm the ghost of Justin Bieber!
"Wait, that means Justin's dead and can't make songs, right?"
I don't know why you're talking in the third person, but yeah.
World: "FOOD FOR EVERYONE!"
The ghost of Barney the Dinosaur. Haven't seen it.
Things unheard at a football game. Either football or the american version.
"Hey... I just realised...European Football is kinda gay, isn't it ?"
"Hey,you're right ! Hey everybody, we just realised how shit it was ! We can stop that stupid sport now !"
"Finally ! - Yay ! - Let's watch My little pony instead !"
American football:
"GO AJAX"
Commandments that didn't make the final 10. I haven't done that one before, have I?
Thou shalt not DROP YA.
Thou only live once
Thou shalt even hoist.
Thou shalt not insult the French.
Thank god we don't have that one.