Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

COVER - http://i.imgur.com/9ZZI5ZL.jpg

WRITERS -
PolarBore
Sambama
Tomahawk
Clemi

BATTLE -

Spoiler: 

INTRO:
Coldsteel: Hey, Did You Eat This Morning ??
Magical Dolphins: Yes
Coldsteel: You don't get its a a Fat Joke haha (NOTE: In real life MD is not fat)
Magical Dolphins: Shut up you purple hedgeheg
Coldsteel: psh..nothing personnel..kid
Magical Dolphins: Let’s battle
Coldsteel: k

TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEHHHHGAhahHAHagahahANAaGH*COUGH* meh.
COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG
VERSUS
MAGICAL_DOLPHINSSSSSSSSSSSS
BEGIN!


Magical_Dolphins -

This is Going to be the Biggest Thing that happened To me this month
Come at me you motHerfuckking cunt
I'm dropping bombs On you like the taliban
You're're a hedgeheg you're not even a real man
fuck gonad, i'm the reel mastor of raeping and rapping
fisrt confession: i am gay. second confessiOn YOU'r GAYER
you know who's a BROWN KID a copy fuck fart like you
your creator stole you from sonic and claimed it was something new
...
and plus i bet ur brown insiede you're fur
you may Dislike ur dad but im ur veRbal father


Coldsteel the Hedgeheg -

magical dolphins? more like magical SHIT.
like gonad said, you can't diss a dude without the wit!
your never gunna be a mod+admin, u deviant tard
And I am going to show everyone your deviantart
go fuck yourself, you megga ass-******
i'll crash into you with my motorcycle, you... you ******
the only good thing you've ever done was post porn
speaking of that, do you have any more?
I'll knock u up like a bowl of roofies
My name is Coldsteel, and I like your girl's big boobys


Magical_Dolphins -

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BULLY FREE BATTLE!!!
DION AND TOM NEVRE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AT AL!!!!!
IM LEVING FOREVER AND EVER AND ITS ALL UR FALT!
EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE WORLD HATE U AND PURPLE!!!!!
DONT JUDGE MEE U SHOULD B THE GUY WE CALL SPAM HERE
BYE FOREVER
*Out of nowhere, a flying mercades-benz (with a license plate of "666") crashes into Magical_Dolphins.
Somebody steps out of it, and they are none other than Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way*


Coldsteel: are u a hot gurl with big boobys who are a slut?
Ebony: yes
Coldsteel: k lets have sex


Dumbledore -

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS????
The rap battle forgot to mention this day
WHEN I KNOCKED YOUR ASS BACK TO COLDWOOD THE GREY
And you Ebony, looks like being a bitchy bitch is your lifegoal
Ebony is also a porn category so shut your filthy mouthhole
you need to cut it out you horny obominations
or i'll shake you like an earthquake to a haitian
*Dumbledore blows them up with mines while listening to some Good Charlotte*

*Announcer runs away*

best fanfic ever

I actually think we really nailed our MD impression.

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Originally Posted by Sambama

I actually think we really nailed our MD impression.

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Yeah, the subtle intricacies of how he types were pretty hard to copy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsjcCMojEEE

The Audio has been completed.

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Originally Posted by Magical SHIT

loved it

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http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/...plot-twist.gif

Nice!

COVER - http://i.imgur.com/I3w1LVl.jpg

WRITERS -
Tomahawk
PolarBore
Sambama

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY
DAVECREATOR
VERSUS
PHARRELL WILLIAMSSSSSSS
BEGIN!
DaveCreator -

Shut up.
You'll be shocked when I spit and start wars
Okay, who's the fascist mod who did this, you whores?
Dude, you were in a band called NERD
Your dick is as inactive as The Governor
Screw you and those Despicable Me simpson penes too
Speaking Despicable Me, this year my penis really Gru
I bet that hat at the Grammys was 100 times bigger than your dick
I got lucky with your mom last night, her ass is what I licked


Pharrell -

You must be a JEW because you hide all your money
Why don't you go to the bathroom and snuggle Bugs Bunny?
You're Creating a bad situation for yourself, Dave
I'll make your wife wet like a tidal wave
Why don't you let your boyfriend Up go home to his wife
Uprising: FUCK YEA--wait what's a gir*demote*
Just be Happy, even if you can't spit rhymes
Your girl was in Blurred Lines, I cocked her insides


DaveCreator -

Shut up.
This just confirms to me, you're an asshole
Stop making music with a toaster, you vast ho
When you're done with me, you won't be living under a roof
Fuck you, you fascist, who are you to tell me what's the truth?
Let me ask you a question. Are you ready? Okay.
Do you happen to be GAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
Your raps make me laugh, like your name was Will Pharrel
Listen to your songs? I'd rather sing Christmas carols


Pharrell -

Clap along if you feel like a JEW without a gold tooth
Clap along if you feel like my penis is the truth
Clap along if you know what my penis is to you
Clap along if you feel like your face looks like poo
I feel Happy
I feel crappy
I feel fappy
I feel rappy


DaveCreator -

You're just jealous because you'll never get a G I R L
I create the best raps ever made in the world
Everyone's sig is too big, but my DICK is bigger
I'll kick your ass, you stupid ni--


SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD​S (Brad) -

BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT WHITE BRED
I cocked both your girls, now they're dick done dead
You didn't have to ban me, this forum's just mean
By the way, Blurred Lines was the worst music video (I'VE EVER SEEEEEEEEEN)


Pharrell -

YOU ANIMATE
BUT YOU'RE GAY
CAN'T SUSTAIN MY HAPPINESS
SIDECHAIN DAVE C, I'LL BLUR YOUR LINES INTO PIECES
BRAD, I'M A SELF MADE MAN, YOU'RE A SLAVE TO YOUR FANFICS
I'M A R-R-R-RAP STAR SO SUCK MY DICKS
MY RAPS ARE HOTTER THAN VENUS
SO WHY DON'T YOU QUIT YO BITCHIN' AND SUCK MY HAPPENIS
*drops mic*


WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF BEING HAPPY

I feel like we really captured the essence of Dave.

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Originally Posted by PolarBore

DaveCreator -

Shut up.
This just confirms to me, you're an asshole
Stop making music with a toaster, you vast ho
When you're done with me, you won't be living under a roof
Fuck you, you fascist, who are you to tell me what's the truth?
Let me ask you a question. Are you ready? Okay.
Do you happen to be GAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
Your raps make me laugh, like your name was Will Pharrel
Listen to your songs? I'd rather sing Christmas carols

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I think I laughed way too hard on this verse.