TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF MEH!
OBAMA
VS
SAMBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BEGIN!
Obama -
ERM.. UH... YOU LOOK LIKE A LLAMA
WHEN PEOPLE GET ANGRY THEY SCREAM "THANKS SAMBAMA"!
I'M DISSING THIS CHEESECAKE SAMMICH TO THE END OF MY TERM
YOU AIN'T GOT NO DISSES, BUT ILL GIVE YOU A PERM
I GAVE MICHELLE MY GOOD SPERM
Sambama -
I BRING PEACE TO ALL OF ERB LAND
YOU AIN'T EVEN ANY COLLEGE GRAD
I FUCK BITCHES PEACEFULLY.
I'D RING YOU FOR ADVICE, EXCEPT NOT REALLY!
*cough* Gah, yelling.
I'm a pacifist, but I'll knock you the fuck out.
You couldn't even afford an elephant snout!
Clemi -
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Sambama -
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMM THAT'S RIGHT
Obama -
I'm a pimping badass, you can't get your ducks in a row.
Uhhhh... you're whiter than snow!
Republicans are losers, so I hope you're a Republican!
We've got so much money in America that we can afford fans!
I'll wreck your ass like it be an executive order.
Fuck your pacifism, you nonviolence hoarder
Popeyes Lady -
THAT WAS A DAMN GOOD VERSE
Sambama -
You've got hard rhymes, but I've got a hard paenus!
My raps are hotter then Venus!
You've got hard rhymes, but you ain't got a sweater.
I'll wreck your Exec mess like it was your wife last Winter
I'm the Romney to your Obama, and...uh...I lost. Bye.
PolarBore -
That verse sucked more than Wisconsin!
Uprising -
DID SOMEBODY SAY...WISCONSIN?
YO, I'M THE HOST WITH THE MOST CHEESE WHEELS
I SHOP AT SCHEELS BECAUSE... yeah.
I SUGGESTED EMINEM VS GHOST RIDER, FELLA!
YOU'VE GOT LESS SWAG THAN AN UMBRELLA!
YOU LIVE IN HOUSES, WELL, I LIVE IN WISCONSIN,
AND NOTHING IS BETTER THAN FUCKING WISCONSIN!
HOW MUCH MORE CAN I MENTION WISCONSIN IN THIS VERSE?
WISCONSIN WISCONSIN *shot*
DAMMIT GONAD
Gunnut -
SORRY!
PolarBore -
I guess I need to show these losers how to rap!
Nah, I'll just go fap.
WHO WON? Thanks, Sambama.
WHO'S NEXT?Thanks, Obama.
YOU DECIDE!Thanks, Uprising.
TERRIBLE...uh...JOKE BATTLES....uh, um, uh....OF MEH!
