TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
RYU AND KEN
VS
BERT AND ERNIE!
Bert and Ernie:
Bert - These fighters don't stand a chance against our verbal delivery
Ernie - We'll own your asses fast, call it a flawless victory.
Bert - I mean, look at our competition, a goddamn Ken doll?
Ernie - We'll be you and Barbie's final downfall!
Bert - You two just need to stop with the violence, keep your cool
Ernie - Also listen up, because you both are getting schooled!
Bert - I think we're in good, I'm feeling pretty lucky.
Ernie - I like our chances more than I love ducky!
Ryu and Ken:
Ryu - I had a thought, just between you and me,
Ken - You guys should've stayed in basement 123
Ryu - You two haven't got a chance in this rapping bout
Ken - With all these disses that we're kicking out
Ryu - That's right, Ryu and Ken be stealing the show
Ken - Gainst two fools always outshined by Elmo!
Ryu - You've got no temper, you just can't take it
Ken - And you think ice melts 'cause of fish in a blanket!
Bert and Ernie:
Bert - Calm down there, we both know you two are already losing
Ernie - Challenging us was a worse idea than Street Fighter the movie!
Bert - You have your fancy kicks and weird ass super powers
Ernie - You're nothing but a couple'a cowards sharing showers
Bert - You think you're retro, but we're childhood classics
Ernie - I'm getting kind of thirsty, dissing these street fightin' asses!
Bert - We've heard you two try to fightback, but it's time to retreat!
Ernie - So to both you unworthy bitches, get the hell off our street!
Ryu and Ken:
Ryu - I'll hadouken these homos, send em into another dimension
Ken - Shoryuken these suckers, add to my trophy collection
Ryu - This team is letting out a rampage, center stage amazed
Ken - The duo lyrically setting these two hand puppets ablaze
Ryu - Your show is full of happiness, joy and glee
Ken - But you both suck ass, just sing after me
Ryu - Ernie, you're no angel, and Bert, you're pure evil
Ken - The best Tourney Tag Team just crushed ya like a beetle!
