TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
GAS
VS
GERS
PART TWO!
Gas -
Uh, nigga
This money stack behind me's just gettin' bigga
Yo, I'll pop a cap in ya' after I pull this trigga
Oh, and your wife? She's a gold digga
And after this battle, I'mma be the winner
Uh, this liquor is gettin' pretty bitter
I bet that nobody reads what you post on Twitter
Uh, I think I'mma go see some strippers
Just sit here, son, before I toss you in the river!
Gers -
You are the pinnacle of pitiful
You're a miserable individual, you're despicable
Your minimal intellegence should make you a criminal, you imbecile!
Oh, and put on this collar, you bitch
That, or you can just go die in a ditch!
I am like a fucking god, you're nothing but an itch!
You think you're rich? I've got millions
My rhymes are synonymous with fuckin' brilliance!
Gas -
Really? Is that all you got?
I will hit you with a shot, then watch your body rot
You think you're the best? I think you're just a mess!
And I doubt that you've ever seen a girl's breasts!
I'll spray you with this pesticide *pause* ******!
And I'll tell ya what, your jokes are worse than Bob Saget's!
Gers -
:facepalm:
Is that really all?
I mean, damn, it's like I'm rapping against a wall.
I'll just let you know that you're a fucking twat
And after reading your lines I was like "wat".
Taw -
-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAKESAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
I am here to stick my foot up your ass
One of you needs class, the other is oh, so fats
I mean, both of you need to lose some mass
It's like both of you are cows, and all you eat is grass!
Yo, homies
You're both fucking phonies
So listen closely, and suck it slowly!
