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1. Yellow Stick of Dynamite vs. A Bird Tattoo
2. Rick Grimes vs Grime
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3. Your Mom vs a Door
4. Dr. House vs a random house
5. Piss vs Shit
6. Yao Ming vs. A ming Vase
7. Jewish Hitler vs. Rapestick
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Um okay.
Ghost Rider vs Eminem.
How about one that wasn't a Terrible Joke Battle of Meh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boretic
BTW WOOO WOOOO, 1,000th post, WOOOOO!
yellow stick of dynamite vs a bird tattoo
OK if you allow multiple suggestions
Piss vs Shit
Your Mom vs a Door
Dr. House vs a random house
Rick Grimes vs Grimer (from pokemon)
If you only accept one do the last one =P
Bad to Good Rap Battles!
Yellow Stick of Dynamite
VS.
A Bird TATTOOOOOOOOO!
BEGIN!
YSD: Boom! I'm here, to prove you're weak!
I'll stab you with your talons, then slash you with your beak!
I can blow up a town, you can piss off a camper,
or shit on a car, and make it tampered.
You're going to explode, and you don't need my help.
You're just a tattoo, so go fuck yourself!
BT: Those rhymes blew, a real swing and a miss.
I can't take you seriously, you're the color of piss!
I'll gobble, fly, flap, and then pop a SWAAAWK!
Then you can make youself useful, and suck my COCK!
I may be temporary, but these rhymes'll sting always!
It's the feather toll, so bitch you'd better pay!
YSD: Honestly with a BANG I have more power.
You can't put out my fuse, you die in the shower!
You'll never try to fly out, nope not once.
You're the easiest to kill out of all other bird cunts!
BT: The only time YOU bang is when you explode!
You do it in building, on the floor, and in the road.
I may wash off, but I'm not gone at this moment,
I'm not sorry that you lost, my sucky opponent!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Original Suggestion:
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Originally Posted by WoodenHornets
Take a look at the index!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
Yao Ming vs a Ming Vase
Jewish Hitler vs Rapestick
well your battle lives up to the series name, that was definitely a good battle. :)
BAD TO GOOD RAP BATTLES!
Rick Grimes
vs.
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grimer
Begin
G: Time for this grime to make the poke best!
I will shoot this chocking pest with a jab in the chest!
I may be sludge, but that's better than your show!
I've been in every pokemon game, you just blow...
Are all of those good ratings going to your head?
After I get to you, you'll join the Walking Dead!
RG: Bitch! Come on, I'm not scared of a slug.
Or whatever the fuck you are, i've seen a tougher rug!
You have 'fairy wind', I have a fucking rifle.
Shouldn't you have learned I am a force not to trifle!
You suck more pokeballs, than a gardi-WHORE.
I could use a little chuckle, so go ahead and rap some more!
What grimer is evolving! GRIMER EVOLVED INTO MUK!
M: When I drown you in sludge you'll get pretty mucked.
As soon as the battle started, you knew you were fucked!
It doesn't matter I'm a game, mine are better than yours!
I'm a KING, you're just a child, finish your fucking' chores!
RG: I don't need to evolve, you still look like a bum!
I'm not afraid of some purple pile of cum!
You're easier to beat than Chris Brown and Rhianna.
If you thought you won, you need to stop the Marijuana!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
ORIGINAL SUGGESTION
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
the thing (fantastic 4) vs rocks
What do you think of this one.
Rock vs Paper
Rock:
I'll take a pen and write some 69's on your face
Imma burn you like magma cause I'm rocking this place
Got the strongest muscles and my pants are filled with treasure
I am rocky you're rookie beating you will be my pleasure
Paper:
Wanted to see a book about your weaknesses, I read a tone
Water breaks you down that's why you're just a lame limestone
My rhymes are A4 times doper, let me blow your mind
You'll see blackness like basalt you'll be forever blind
Rock:
I'll Mount Eve-wrestle you, you'll get lost so get a map
Bet you never had a book that would teach you how to rap
Buy a printer just to let you print the truth about you
Got more uses than an Android, they use you to wipe poo
Paper:
Call me Michael Jackson when I see a rock I beat it
Ground is filled with gold so you can afford to be defeated
I don't conduct electricity but I'll still give you a shock
I'm beaten by scissors but the paper beats the rock
Check out my other rap battle on the forum
Stalin vs Hitler