If Anybody Has A Prick Needing A Havok Styled Beatdown, Request It Here, And Ill Show Em Up ;)
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If Anybody Has A Prick Needing A Havok Styled Beatdown, Request It Here, And Ill Show Em Up ;)
Okay Does This Go As Far As Out Of Erboh Or Not?
Anybody Who Has Ever Lived. Fictional Or Not. Just Give A Pretty Well Description Of Their Appearance, What They Did To Deserve The Dis, etc.
Shania Sims, She Is The Worst Person You Could Meet, She Uses People As Much As Possible... She Is A Little Annoying White Girl, With Long Blonde Hair. She Always Accuses Others For Her Failures. She Used Me And ALL Of My Brothers... She Is The Worse Person Ever
Episode 1: Shania.
[spoiler:34l64a3y]*SuperRapz Is Walking Into the Havok Building, Across From the Underdog Inc. Building*
SuperRapz: Hello Everyone!
All: Hello!
*SR Walks Into His Office*
SR: Oh, Hello Captain Kirk!!!
K: Hello, Mr, SR! You, Have A, Letter!
SR: Oh, Who's It From?
K: Spanish, Fyre!
SR: Alright!
*SR Opens The Note, And After Reading, His Eyes Grow Red, As His Face. You Could Hear Steam Blowing From His Ears*
SR: Little... STUPID BITCHES!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spanish Fyre
K: Should I, Tell, Hopsin To, Get, the, Recording System, Ready?
SR: Yes, Kirk! DUH!
*SR Hits Kirk*
K: OUCH! Whats Your Probl- Wait, My Stutter Is Gone!
SR: Gah...[/spoiler:34l64a3y]
[spoiler:34l64a3y]SR:
THIS One's For My Homie, S To The F,
To Show This Bitch that IM The Ref!
Shania, Papaya, Sound The Same?
They Both Are Just Rotten, And Get Some Shame!
I Guess That This Skinny Bitch Needs A Lesson,
More Or Less A Fuckin' Wresslin!
Ill Make Some Noise, Like This Frying Pan Does, HA!
*Hits Frying Pan, Then Throws It*
*Frying Pan Hits Kirk In The Head*
K: Ouch! My, Stutter, Its Back!
Everyone Knows My Rhymes Are How YOU Like Em, RAW!
Stupid Whore, you Think You Can USE MY BRO?
I Hear Your Crushing On me, You Couldn't PAY Me, To Date Yo!
Im Your Dream, But Ill Become Your Nightmare,
So Take Your Seat, In That Electrical Chair!
Id Love To Date You, But Your Just Gonna Use,
Seriously, Mess With My Bro, ILL SHOW YOU ABUSE!
Im Serious, is that Enough For you?
HA, Too bad, You Used Him AND The Jew?
This Will Be So Sadistic, Ill Go Ballistic,
On This Horrific, NOT Terrific, Mythic!
You Think I Wont Choke No Whore,
Til Her Vocal Chords Dont Work In Her Throat No MORE?
Ive Gotta Ditch, But No, Ill Leave This Bitch,
SCREAMING IN A HIGH FUCKING PITCH![/spoiler:34l64a3y]
Thanks Everyone For Reading! Just Request Below, And You Can Be Next ;)
If I ever need someone to get destroyed I'll be sure to post here.
Good. Only One Person Has Requested So Far ._.
Need Another You Willing?
Come At Me, Bro!
Brandon O.S YOu Know Rick Snob?
Oh, yes. I Know Him. For ALL That Dont Know, Brandon Is A Rich, Snobby Kid. He Is Also Quite The Criminal. The Year Before Last, He Raped His Mentally Retarded Sister. And, He Brought A Brick Of Weed To Our School. He Has A Buzzcut, And Has Gauges. 'Nuff Said.
Episode 2: Brandon (Play This Along Rap If Wanted: http://soundation.com/user/superrapz/track/critical)
[spoiler:2y70hkta]*SR Is Sitting In His Office, Speaking With All Members*
SR: All Right, This Meeting Has Officially Started.
Fyre: What Are We Talking About Today, Sir?
SR: Well, I Have Officially Given Dion A Promotion To Co-Leader.
*Everyone Gasps, But Is Hardly Surprised.*
SR: Anyone Have Any Questions?
*Fyre Raises Hand*
SR: Yes, Fyre?
Fyre: A Dis Request, Sir.
*SR Grows A Little Irritated.*Quote:
Brandon O.S, You Know, Rich Snob?
SR: More Information, Please.
*SR's Face Grows Red With Anger, And He Throws His Mug*Quote:
Brandon Is A Rich, Snobby Kid. He Is Also Quite The Criminal. The Year Before Last, He Raped His Mentally Retarded Sister. And, He Brought A Brick Of Weed To Our School. He Has A Buzzcut, And Has Gauges. 'Nuff Said
Froggy: OW!
SR: Sorry, Froggy... Dirty... SNOBS!!!!!
*Thrashing Everything On His Way In, He Reaches The Studio Downstairs*
Hopsin: Whas Wrong, Bro?
SR: Just Get The Camera Ready.
Hopsin: Aiight.[/spoiler:2y70hkta]
[spoiler:2y70hkta]ITS Dis Raps For HIRE Tiiiiiime!
Bout To Pay This Bitch For His Criiiiimes!
Man, You Dont Rape A Mental Child, Especially If its Your Sister!
Ive Seen Her, Man, You Coulda Resisted Her!
And Bringing Hemp Up To School?
What A Goddamn Fool!
Man This Is So Sad,
Gotta Show This Kid My Mad,
Ill Rip Out Your Gauges and Leave BIGGER Holes!
Get A Life, Man, Set Some Goals!
Ive Gotta RIP You, Piece By Piece,
Man, Ill Choke You, Never To Release!
Sorry This Is Short Man, I Gotta Go,
But This Bitch Made Me Put On A Show!
*Leaves*[/spoiler:2y70hkta]
Sorry Its So Short.
Its Was Legit Wanna Do one Together? ^_^
Ok.. I need serious help..
Can you diss my parents?
Some facts!!
MOM
1. She is short and fat.
2. She is bipolar or something, she takes pills to calm down.
3. She is always looking at my grades! which gets annoying!
4. She always tells my sis what to wear.
5. She is just a huge bitch to me and my sis!!!
6. She actually likes the ERB's.
DAD
1. He is bald.
2. He planted a garden that nobody wanted.
3. He always tells us to play card games that me and my sis dont want to.
4. Kind of emberrasing.. [spoiler:3kle6csp]He mashes bumps on my face... It is disgusting..[/spoiler:3kle6csp]
5. He has a fan-club of girls at my school.
6. HE HATES THE EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!
7. He gets mad at me if i mumble, dont do something right, or just dont live up to his expectations..
8. He has a temper!
9. He loves country and gets mad because I like screamo and Heavy Metal.. (Dosent Like A7X!)
THERE NAMES ARE MICHELLE AND LEE BENNETT!!
PLZ HELP!!!
Could you diss them as yourself, but make refrences to me and my sis?
If you refrence me... Use Luke Bennett (Not SaneButStrange)
Plz mention my sis too cuze she dosent like the ERB as much as me but is dying for this diss. (Chancy Bennett)
PLZ HELP ME MASTER OF HAVOK!!!
p.s. I love awesome beats for these things...
grr... Alright. This Is A SPECIAL EDITION Version. Extended Intro. Im Introducing The... Psycho Side... :twisted:
Episode 3: Luke's Parents
(This Beat: http://www.audiotool.com/track/dC9EvP6G/
[spoiler:o9x8wjby]*SR Walks Into The Havok Building*
Kirk: Hey, SR!
SR: What? Oh, Hi.
Kirk: Hey Have, You Seen, The Lady From The, Front, Office?
SR: *SR Looks Nervous* Uh, Who? I Dont Even, Uh, :)
Kirk: Hey, SR, Your Acting Pretty, Weird, Today.
SR: KIRK, Stay Out Of My Business!
Kirk: OK!
*SR Goes Towards The Studio When, Suddenly, He's Stopped By Hopsin*
SR: Y-yes, Hop?
Hopsin: Haha. I Can Tell What you Did, Mason.
SR: *Looking Nervous* Uh, What, Whatcha Mean?
Hopsin: I Know That Look, Mason.
SR: STOP SAYING MY NAME!
Hopsin: Admit It. Where's The Woman From the Front Office, Hmm? Or The Coffee Intern? Haha, I Know.
SR: *Eyes Turn A Deep, Menacing Green*
SR: ALRIGHT! YOU F*CKING CAUGHT ME! I KILLED THEM! AHHH!
Hopsin: Ha. I Knew It. The Pills, The Weird Mood Swings.
SR: JUST GIMME THE DAMNED PILLS, BEFORE YOUR TORTURED TOO!
*Hopsin Throws SR His Pills*
SR: Damn, Your Good. Hop, You Cant Tell ANYO-
Hopsin: No Shit, Boss. If Anyone, You Should Know, I've Had More Victims Than Osama. Ha. Oh Yeah, One Of Our New Members Dropped Something In Your Mailbox.
SR: Alright.
*SR Accidentally Spits Out Pill When He Spits out His Gum*
*snarl* This.... Is Different..
*A Woman walks by SR*
SR: HAHAHAAHHA!
*SR Grabs The Woman, And Throws Her To The Ground*
*Hopsin Walks In*
H: Shit! SR, Get Off!
SR: Too Late.
*H Pushes SR Off And SKILLFULLY Throws A Pill In SR's Mouth*
SR: Wow... Thanks, Hop...
H: No Problem.
*SR Goes To His Mailbox*
*SR Picks Up The Note*
[spoiler:o9x8wjby][/spoiler:o9x8wjby]Quote:
Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
SR: OH, It's On Bitch.
Grr....[/spoiler:o9x8wjby]
[spoiler:o9x8wjby]S-U-P-E-R And Add Rapz,
Ill Lock you Two Up Like CAPS,
Helping Out My Friend Luke Here,
I Fill You Parents Up With Fear,
Hell Is Near, Dont You Hear
The Spit Im Spittin, Makes Your eye tear!
We'll Start With Mom, The Short One?
Stop Bein A Bitch To Your Daughter And Son!
You Sound Like You Weight A Ton,
And, Hell, That Aint No Pun,
And STOP Playing Dress up With Chancy!
Really, Dont Be Too Dancy, No need To Be Fancy!
You Take Pills? WELL SO DO I!
Im Not Afraid, To Make you Cry!
And Dad, What the Fuck? Bet ya get NO sex
I Oughta Kill ya Just For Hatin A7X!
How about I MASH YOUR FACE IN?
Wont Matter To Me, All i Do is Sin!
Ill Cut your Plants, With All Those Unwanted Cards,
Really, Do You Parents Have Hearts?
*SR Goes Crazy Again*
BECAUSE YOU SURE WONT WHEN IM DONE!
The Psycho Has Arrived, Time For Fun!
Im Pulling Out My Knife For Once,
On A Bi-polar Chick And A Fan-club Card Playing Dunce!
I Cant Stand ERB Haters, Let Alone A7X!
Lee, Get Back To Tryin To Get Young Sex.
I Mean, Man, I Cant even Fucking Finish!
These Evil Parents Are What I'll Diminish![/spoiler:o9x8wjby]
[spoiler:o9x8wjby]If you Didnt Notice, The Pill Hopsin Threw In My Mouth Hardly Worked. My Words Were Swapping Between Psycho And Regular.[/spoiler:o9x8wjby]
THANKS!
how about Bleach anime/manga since there ending when its popular [had to ask] honestly its a insult to all the manga-kas that cant even make it to were bleach has. then they want to end a POPULAR manga/anime is crazy :\
Can You Diss My Friend Colby?
I Just Want Someone To Diss Him And He Might Laugh At It.
1. He is skinny, pale, and dandruff hair.
2. He is emo.
3. He cusses all the time.
4. He sayd he dosent feel pain at all. (This has even led to where my friend hit him in the head with a wet floor sign after permission from him. Colby didn't feel a thing. But He was hurt by a rubber band 5 minutes later)
5. He was dumped by his 13 year old girlfriend when he was 16.
6. His ex-girlfriend (Kirsten) supposedly gave him a BlowJob and said his dick tasted like strawberries.
7. He is obsessed with porn and sex.
8. He says he is going to hire an assassin to kill this bully.
9. Kirsten broke up with him and left to Florida and he went home and cut his wrist.
10. He wants to be a rockstar but always talks in a squeaky voice.
11. He made 2 songs called "Warrior" and "Never Gonna Die Alone"
12. We make jokes about his NGDA song saying he is a terrorist.
13. He is my good friend and loves raps, so he would probably laugh at this
14. I make jokes about him always jacking off even if he is just moving his arm.
15. Up Until 6th grade he called himself "ShockMan"
16. He sounds like Hannah Montanna (Not Really, I just joke with him about this)
17. He has been known to make fun of my Tourettes.
18. He says his dad cusses him out and locked him in his room for 3 months.
19. He loves the ERB's, But always gives suggestions involving Darth Vader vs Terminator.
20. He says he is the fastes runner ever and could beat anyone up. (Even Mike Tyson)
He gets picked on alot though. So I would never do this in front of people. This would just be a simple laugh between 2 good friends.
Hey, SuperRapz! Could you diss this guy for me? Here are some facts:
- His name is Jack
- He loves calling me a "spaz"
- He always makes fun of how I can't talk to the girl I'm in love with, and he makes fun of my low grades.
- One day when he was brutally making fun of me and my friend, paul, I said something about his dad (see next note)
- His dad is in jail for pedophilia
- continued from line 4....and now he is holding it against me, like he never said ANYTHING to insult me. He told his 2 brothers, who now wanna beat me up and the girl I'm in love with (anna, in case you need that)
I don't understand why It's okay to make fun of me, but when i make fun of HIM, I'm dead...
PLEASE destroy this asshole. Thanks SR!
Froggy, Consider It DONE.
:D thanks so much!
Since This Has been Two months, here are SOME Lines....
[spoiler:2zo9mc8n]Take A Seat, Bitch, Ima Knock Off your frown,
And Don't get Angry Cuz you're Your Dad's Assclown!
Bitch, Why Don't Ya Just Go Fuck your own Brothers?
Since your dad's gone away, Why not get used to each other?[/spoiler:2zo9mc8n]
Oh, sweet! haha thanks! I thought you were very busy (I just assumed since I don't see you on much but i know you go on) So I asked SBS to do one as well. Well, now i get 2! Yay! But, if you don't feel like writing it, it's fine. Thanks again!
I'll still write it. If you want me to, anyways. Yes, I have been very busy and haven't had much time to get on..... As I type this, I'm on my phone because I'm on my way somewhere.
Hey SuperRapz, could you dis this person? I was on a cruise ship for a week one spring break, so I decided to chill at the teen club. Well, one of the counselors was a complete jerk to me, yet nice to most of the other teens. His name was Sebastion and he was from New Zealand. He would force us to play games, and if we didn't want to play them, he would make us leave the club or force us to dance to stupid music. He even made some people dance for no reason, even if they were not speaking to anyone. Also, one time we were playing Pictionary, and I had to draw a manatee. I didn't know what a manatee was, so I thought it was a mana ray (mana is in its name). So I drew a mana ray, and he started laughing at me and got everyone else to laugh at me, like a bully. That's the word for him, BULLY! My main reason to hate him? Well, one of the other counselors was really nice to me, and she once mentioned the fact that she was loved Christ (I am also a Christian). So, he starts saying stuff like, "Don't say the C-word in this room!" and "I'm a druid!" and started to act like he was praying/bowing like a complete idiot. First of all, HE MADE FUN OF CHRISTIANITY! My main reason to hate him. Second, he-GRRRR! WHATEVER! JUST DESTROY HIS BRITISH ASS!
You Bet!
What about Colby diss rap? I suggested that a long time ago.
I Almost Forgot About That. I'll Do That Too....
Are you going to make it soon?Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz