Yeah. Maybe lol.
Also, this goes out to everyone, I need opponents for Wario.
EDIT: And Phoenix Wright! Please not Dr. Layton though :D
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbUHAgxBb9s
FOX MCCLOUD
VERSUS
CAPTAIN OOOLIMAAAAARR
BEGIN...
Fox:
I'm a master at this crap, you little minuscule alien chap!
Call yourself a Dolphin, cause you're about to crash
While you navigate with little carrot creatures, I'm shooting baddies!
I'll shoot you from my Arwing and see if you're still rapping!
You found a new species, what do you do? Use them as weapons!
Better write these rhymes in that diary, cause you don't get this!
Why don't you leave before any further embarrassment
Yeah, treat this battle like your partner in the second!
Olimar:
Gather round my small creatures, rap a song of this animal
We know he's not a red Pikmin, so he's definitely flammable
My raps come straight from the planet Hocotate, Fox!
I'll watch as Star Wolf takes you down, see which space adventurer lost!
I'm on the Wii U, Nintendo stopped making games for you!
Barrel rolling around Andross, that's what you do!
So that old hare, that jackass bird, and that pussy frog
Bring 'em to this Distant Planet, yo they won't last long!
Fox:
Prepare to face a motherfucking Star Fox Assault!
A whole planet is starving, and I bet it's your fault!
I'll shoot my Blaster in the sky and take down your cruiser!
You won't know what's going on with YOUR G-Diffuser!
I'll make you look worse than Corneria, dick!
You can't even survive WITH oxygen!
There's a bogey on your tail! And his name is Fox McCloud!
Cause right now I'm in Command! And now I own a battle crown!
Olimar:
I'll beat you from sunrise to the end of the day!
So go hide in your Landmaster if you won't stay!
I've traveled far and beyond my species' belief! You can't beat me!
Creating more rubble out of your spaceship than in Sector Z!
You're the leader of Star Fox, make that team better
Four douchebags looking worse than your triceratops adventure!
You can't even beat the monkey who left your heart slaughtered!
Arwing going down! You're looking more like your father!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
*pew-pewpew*
RAP BATTLES OF
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlBQEM4ihBs
CRASH BANDICOOT
VERSUS
SPYYYYROOOOOO
BEGIN...
Spyro:
I'll spit fire, and I'm not talking bout breathing flames
Wrecking this orange programming mistake
I'll light a blaze of glory on those abhorrent shorts
Imma beat this Sonic rip off onto the floor
Same geniuses at the head of Ratchet and Clank
You know they rapped hard, so you're gonna get spanked!
It's in your damn name, yeah, you bout to crash!
You're just a 32-bit looking version of Knack!
Crash:
I'd respect you, if you didn't sell out to Skylanders
When it comes to anthromorphisized mascots, I'm the commander
Crash Bandicoot, that's my names, you're flat wrong
You look like a rejected generation one Pokemon!
You're an adopted, fostered problem about to get copped
You're unwanted, dropped for a promise of other options
Making Frodo Baggins look bad, you ******!
You're a bratty little piece of trash, smacked by Crash!
Spyro:
I'm gonna steal your fame like it's cash and I'm Moneybags!
Smack your rushed, copycat ass back to a wombat!
I'm a dragon, hear this Hero's Tail, cause it smacks you!
Go back into your Cortex Vortex before I wreck you!
Crash:
You're an overpowered bitch without a sense of respect!
I'll fuck you up, plus your dragonfly brother, Sparx, man!
More washed up than a seashell, just look at yourself!
Replaced by a bunch of dumb toys on a shelf
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
raa..raaaaa.
*spitting fire*
RAAAAAAAP
BATTLESOFVIdeogames
Fox and Spyro win. I really wish I knew someone for Phoenix Wright, but Layton is realistically the only match-up that makes sense. Also, may you please post a list of your battles so it is easier to keep track? Thanks. Stellar work.
Also, would you consider doing a Dante vs Bayonetta fight?
I have an idea for a crossover with you. Could I PM it to you?