1 Attachment(s)
Pac Man vs Kirby. Zoroark's VGRBs.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlzHZdue1zE
KIRBY
VERSUS
PAAAAC MAAAAAAAAN
BEGIN...
Pac Man:
Let's jump back to the arcades, I'm starting the beat
I'll wreck from your head to your feet, disregard your knees!
I'm the most iconic video game all-star ever
Making Mario seem like Nintendo's endeavor
But then you show up, and since your good at copying
Suck my dick and get the ability of cock
I'll chomp you so fast you'll be running back to Dreamland
That's the plan, man, end verse of Pac Man!
Kirby:
I'm badass, still pink and cute though
I could suck you up, and spit you out on the floor
Iconic? Pssh, no one knows you, you yellow-faced
Hungry little ball, Imma put you in your place!
I fight bounty hunters, straight from Dedede's army
You just get chased by ghosts, how can you be harming?
I'm a video game pop star from Pop Star
Paint your whole maze red with blood like paint, I go hard
Pac Man:
Inky, Blinky, Pinky, Clyde, I'm turning them blue!
Power pellet's what I'm telling, and I'm hurting them, too!
You're from a simple platformer made for kids, it's true!
And please, Meta Knight's just a sword-wielding version of you!
Kirby:
I'll copy your powers and then I'll leave you in pieces
And it'll be easy because they took out a slice of pizza!
I'll eat dozens of food, like a Maximum Tomato
And I'll spin you into a dead state with a tornado!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
1 Attachment(s)
Princess Zelda vs Lady Palutena. Zoroark's VGRBs #2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmUidOpTvM
PRINCESS ZELDA
VERSUS
LADY PALUTENAAAAA
BEGIN...
Zelda:
Let me preface this battle rap by saying, I'm superior
You judge every god and goddess by their exterior
I run a kingdom called Hyrule, bitch, it's my land
While you attack the Underworld with a one-man-band
Your best fighter's a pussy who can't even fly
With a smaller attack plan, some Goddess of Light
You turned Medusa ugly just because you were jealous
When nerds still jack off to her cause she's hot to those fellas
Palutena:
I've got blasts of light and magic that'll smite this mortal
You watch an elf kid adventure and have shitty quarrels
I'm saving the human race, it's hard to tell what you do
When Link is out rescuing you and Ganondorf is stealing you
What does a Master Sword compare to a bow made by a goddess
I should be facing Hylia at least, not this thoughtless model
Yeah girl, I don't want to hear about the Legend of Zelda
Go back to being a dude, all quiet and seldom
Zelda:
Ooh, princess versus goddess! I'm at a disadvantage!
How could I ever beat a cunt who cast a battle to Atlantis!
You suck at battle rapping, you suck at cooking, too!
Cause I'm the Twilight Princess and I'm better than you!
Whatever disguise I'm in, you know I rock at faking it
You get Pit to the fight your battles, but the rewards, you'll be taking it
I'll drown you in a hot spring, leave that buzzard of yours crying
There's no way to stop me once this damsel starts rhyming!
Palutena:
I've got the Power of Flight, you've got the power of helplessness!
While your boy toy Link goes in search of an ancient weapon
I own a temple in the sky, you own a temple in the middle of nowhere
Three goddesses gave you wisdom, that means good overexposure
I'll fire my Palutena Glam Buster on your flat ass, and wreck it!
Unless you wanna pray to this goddess, and check
I'll enter Super Bash Sisters, you know that Sakurai wants it
There's always room in a game for one badass goddess!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
RAP!
BATTLES!
...
OF VIDEO GAMES!!
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Ryu vs Little Mac. Zoroark's VGRBs #3.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlUH5pBsmSg
RYU
VERSUS
LITTLE MAAAAAAAAC
BEGIN...
Ryu:
I'm a straight-up street fighter, fighting this street rat
I throw kicks and smacks, you only punch and jab
Yeah, Chun-Li's checking out my big cock
The people controlling you are trying to figure out how to block!
Clash the bell and round one begins!
I'll knock you out, one hit, with a Hadouken
Are you crazy, dude? You can't beat Mike Tyson
What's wrong, you little boxer? Afraid to fight this?
Mac:
I'm the Mac Daddy, ten times stronger than you
You've got one move, and too bad it sucks too!
Sure, you're the best there is facing a giant green beast
With electric moves, that giant Pikachu will make you sleep
We both know Ken gets more action than you
So I can beat your ass, and Glass Joe can, too!
Yo, go fist Zangief and his throbbing ass, dude!
You just got punched out, don't mean to be crude?
Ryu:
What the fuck was that? I've seen better raps
Spat out by E. Honda drunken off sushi wraps
I'm a dragon in battling, so this isn't a stretch
I'm Japanese legend, you're a Bronx representative!
Little Mac, come at me with all you've got, prick!
Cause your trainer's a big fat black guy eat chocolate!
Mac:
I can turn Giga Mac on your ass, that's not exaggerating
We'll see how long it takes for M. Bison to replace ya!
I rose from the ground, beat the strongest around
Belt all around my waist as a sign of my pounding
You're amateur at best, used by noobs in Street Fighter
Little Mac drops the mic at this weak minor!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP.
BATTLES OF VIDEOGAMES
BATTLES OF VIDEOGAMES
YAY!
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Isaac vs Ness. Zoroark's VGRBs #4.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCxUYRuGibY
ISAAC
VERSUS
NEEEEEEESSSS
BEGIN...
Isaac:
I'd rather be locked up in my basement than looking at you
I lie here naked and shaken up of what Imma do to you
Same guy as Super Meat Boy, yeah you know I get respect
In fact, you were the only Mother game to come to the US
I'm chilling on Steam, blowing off steam towards this prick
With a baseball bat and backpack like a dick
So come at me with all you've got, this thirteen-year-old will get shot
And smacked down like his bee alien did by some bitch not even hot
Ness:
I'm gonna bring you down, make your ratings drop, too!
You're a naked little kid, it'll be easy to stop you
Don't cross me when I wield a baseball bat and you rely on tears!
With a game centered around being lost with fear
You look like a fetus, like "feed us" in your basement covered in blood
Giygas looks less stillborn than you, and I threw 'em in the mud!
I fight Mario, Sonic, and Link, speaking of that last figure
Those f**king dungeons in your game look quite familiar!
Isaac:
You're a lost cause, I'm a hard boss
I'm breaking out of the binding so I can rock on
When my mom heard God and she followed him off
And took away my blocks and tried to stop me!
You can't get close to me, this crown of thorns represents my stance!
You're in a crap RPG with three friends, crossing the globe in short pants!
So Imma beat you, bitch, just call me Pokey's dad!
I'll hunt you down like the Loch Ness, so you better run fast
Ness:
When it comes to dissing naked shits like you, I'm Onett
I'll let down a PK Starstorm with stars coming down supersonic!
I'll walk the dog, and I'll sic 'em on ya
While I'm walking the dog with my yo-yo, motherfucka!
From Onett to Fourside, I'm the best psychic around
I'll crash down on your carbon-copy ass, Earthbound!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
RAP
BATTLES
OF....
....vvviiidDEOGAMES!
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Link vs Wander. Zoroark's VGRBs. SPOILER ALERT!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEOGAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNX1pShz6mg
LINK
VERSUS
WANDEEERRRR
BEGIN...
Wander:
I'll screw you over, you chode! You know, I roll!
Saving my girl who died, her name is Mono
Generations of green-tunic looking f**ks like you
Get screwed when they intrude on a pig's sex mood
Your girl, yeah she looking fine and all
But my chick on this temple altar loves these balls
So Imma venture off and kill sixteen colossi
You beating me in this rap is a far cry
Link:
Hiya! You stole a sword from a bunch of old mates
While I drew mine from a stone in a temple, 'twas my fate
You got a smug look with a rug on your torso, yo bitch
While grounded, I could kill bigger giants than your colossus
Your whole adventure climbing grass on a big monster
Turns out to be the resurrection ceremony of the demons in Wander
The whole trial and error your players went through wasn't important
Because all they did was get you possessed by Dormin!
(Wander hops on Agro)
Wander:
Let me don my horse so I can own this whore!
I may lose him in the future for now he's my boy
You got your steed stolen by a Skull Kid in the forest
On your quest for Navi, the woods' guest, a tourist!
It's clear I'm not getting my point across like a bridge
Because of how you look to me, I still see a screaming bitch
I'm gonna make you flinch, so raise those crappy motion controls
Skyward cause Agro is gonna leave you owned!
Agro:
I rock the mic, horse-style nigga!
Thinking your game is bigger
When we're influencing your future
Shadow of my balls, Link!
Wander is a demon and he lost me
But Mono awakes in the temple and she trots with me
You feed carrots to your retarded equestrian
You had to travel 7 years in the future to possess him!
Link:
I'm not taking your crap, or your shit horse's either!
He'll meet you a baby with a limp leg, you creature!
So prepare to face your untimely defeat
When Epona comes in a raps right with the beat!
Epona:
No way this gay crazy demon kid will stop me
Or his dumb horse, I'll give you both a lobotomy
We race across Hyrule and climb Death Mountain
Yo Scarface, we're gonna shoot you down into a fountain
Your colossus don't match up to our bosses
So when a horse pwns you, you know you won't stop this!
Epona just wrecked the stage like the world's best play
You're from a video game, so right now you're being played!
Link:
Yeah, that's my trusty horse, she's the best you know this
Helping me navigate the world like in Twilight Princess
Ever since I blared that ocarina I've been musically perfecting it
So when it comes to rapping, call me Dormin, I'm possessing it!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP
BATTLEBATTLEBATTLES
OF
VIDEO GAAAMES!
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Steve vs Spelunker. Zoroark's VGRBs #5.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw_LeVG1CpY
SPELUNKER
VERSUS
STEEEEEEEEVE
BEGIN...
Steve:
You're gonna need to back off, hide in your cave and jack off
It's me, Steve, discreet with all the diamonds in my loft
You're a dropped, boring, average joe
I make it rain in the game when I stand high above this world
I'm gonna randomly generate a couple of rhymes
While you die over and over again and thousand times
What right-minded cunt at Mossmouth thought to make a game impossible?
The odds that you'll beat me in this battle? Highly improbable!
Spelunker:
I won't be lying in these verses, I wanna spit truthful
I come from a game where gold is useful
Dude, you're a jackass who got famous for his shit game
Spiraling into success, thanks to Swedish big names
So let me kick up a notch, and say this set rap
You'll be slashing at the air while I'm riding a jetpack
And I'll grief whatever mansion you're building in creative
You might as well give yourself to a Creeper, suicide contemplative
Steve:
You goddamn piece of shit! I'll wreck you!
While you grab a cape and shotgun and find shopkeepers to shoot
I will smash you with a diamond sword and mine your precious valuables
Let me hit up my Enchantment Table, turn these lines magical!
Spelunker:
You don't get to speak to me that way
When it comes to great legends versus shitty ass games
I'll light you up like Glowstone, you this battle's for real
It's the skeletons in your closet your players should fear
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC
RA
RAAA
RAAAAAP
BATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!
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Chell vs Gordon Freeman. Zoroark's VGRBs #6
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOPr0c3qRjk
GORDON FREEMAN
VERSUS
CHEEEEEEEELLL
BEGIN...
Gordon:
I'm speaking up for once, I suggest you do, too!
I'm the biggest Valve character, check Half-Life 2!
I'll don this hazmat suit, yo I'm ready to roll
You're a crap-ass mute, shooting tons of portal holes!
Congratulations, you survived a long fall by wearing shoes!
Pathetically fell in love with a weighted companion cube!
Gabe should've trashed your game way back in beta
There's no way Aperture could top Black Mesa!
Chell:
...
First words spat at this prick with a gun, so cool I guess
They should've left you to die on Xen, cause you're worthless
I schooled a robot, then shot another to the moon
You're getting caught by ceiling vines, dude!
You stole Aperture's products, made the company bankrupt
Desperate for cash, you left Cave Johnson fucked up
A slave to Black Mesa, you're a well-done trooper
With a job no better than Sheldon Cooper
Gordon:
Yeah, you will see, man! I'm Freeman, the OG-Man!
Your first installment was so bad they packed it with me and Team Fortress!
I'll kill you right now, leave you with a Half-Life
Poison you with neurotoxin all damn night
Shoot you down faster than a turret, still there?
Cause I'm a Valve legend, with a thousand-yard stare!
Chell:
Don't cross me before I grow a potato from your ass
Right after I kick it in this battle of epic raps!
GLaDOS dead, overridden possessed
Shoot you into space like that sphere obsessed
With a portal gun, I'm immortal son! Sad?
Raps so phat they make a robot mad
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC
rarararararAP
bababababATTLES
OF VIDEO GAMES
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Cloud Strife vs Marth. Zoroark's VGRBs #7. SPOILER ALERT!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YwWuPUhgTM
MARTH
VERSUS
CLOOOUUUD STRIIIIFE
BEGIN...
Cloud:
Don't you know who I am, I'm the greatest of video games
You're a strategy bluff with a sword so blunt and lame
Take a good glance at mine, cause it's the last thing you'll see
You beating me will be your final fantasy
I'll wreck your headband storming down like an AVALANCHE
With your paper bones so pwned you'll need an ambulance, man
Blonde hair so recognizable it makes Square Enix tons of cash
This mercenary only needed one verse to kick your ass
Marth:
I'll slash so fast while you're still picking up that giant blade of yours
I've never seen a sword-wielding terrorist make me utterly bored
Every Fire Emblem game, I impress every NPC
I gotta admit, it takes big balls to mess with me
But you'll see, Cloud, I'll send you to hell
Once I'm done with my Critical Hit you'll be expelled
This is my Awakening, I'm your final boss
Cause I can put you down as well as Sephiroth!
Cloud:
Yeah, you're the toughest swordsman in your game, I'll accept
When you look like a girl, and practically wear a dress
And if you can't back down from this fight right now, sir
I'll get a good friend to sprinkle rhymes on you like a flower!
Aerith:
Yo girl, betcha never even seen a Centra before!
I'll spit rhymes so hard right down to your Crisis Core
The name is Aerith, no bitches comparing
It's a stretch to say this shudden of a fighter is daring
You bout to get wrecked by Gainsborough
You should back off from the fight with a bow and arrow
Roy and Ike are way better fighters than you at best
So I'll be dissing up to the grave, my untimely death!
Marth:
Don't you dare compare me to my lessers
I'll show you and your boyfriend Cloud which game is better
And to do that and still make your shit rhymes at least fair
I'm gonna get my party member Lucina to scare
Lucina:
Watch what you say against the Hero-King, Marth
You wield a shit staff while I can pierce my sword through your heart!
My father Chrom is the greatest there is
So you better show respect to his greatest fucking kid
I'll wreck you, Cloud, that's what I'm doing now!
You're only friends with Aerith cause you have to protect her around
I'm a Lord, so adored, yo you better kneel down!
Cause this strong-willed woman deserves the crown!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
RAP!
BA-BA-BATTLES!
O-OF
VID...
EO...
GAMES!
1 Attachment(s)
Rayman vs Earthworm Jim. Zoroark's VGRBs #8.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ZopmzNciw
RAYMAN
VERSUS
EARTHWORM JIIIM!
BEGIN...
Jim:
This weird little arm-less shit is about to get fucked up
By Earthworm Jim, he's a run and gun punk!
Half of your game's relying on being funny
When you had a good game and got tossed by bunnies
You think you're fly? Talk to the glove
Got big-ass abs and head so shrunk
With a shirt designed more pointless than Bubsy's
If you think Ubisoft is better Shiny, suck me
Rayman:
At least I've got originality, where do your hands grow?
In terms of biology, you're a definite no-no
I fucked rabbits up by playing tons of mini-games
Put all of those raving rabid fucks to shame
You shoot around like the Home Improvement platformer
You look like a rejected idea for a Transformer
So come fuck with me, yeah you'll totally regret it
Fight me in Kung-Foot, you'll see a Rayman Legend
Jim:
You're a snotty, bandana-wearing piece of shit, see
You adventure around impossible levels saving Teensies
And the only way you win is through your friend Murfy!
I save Princess What's Her Name, let's see if you can hurt me!
Rayman:
You're not worthy for me, I should leave this rap game
Abandon your rhymes with a great escape
Your origin was on crappy Sega Drives, mate!
Me and Globox will kick your ass, no problem, you gay!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
...
RAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAAAAMES!
1 Attachment(s)
Lara Croft vs Samus Aran. Zoroark's VGRBs #9.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9KnCnG3b2I
ZERO SUIT SAMUS
VERSUS
LARA CROOOOOFT
BEGIN...
Croft:
Come fuck with me, see how long this bitch can withstand
You mask your face from a fight, people think you're a man
It's my plan, no question, I'll brutally end you
No one but yourself will be there to defend you
Watch out, yo, I'm Lara Croft
Call me Mother Brain, cause today I'm your final boss
I'm the first sex symbol in any video game
You couldn't save a bunch of puppies cause your ass is super lame
Zero Suit:
Yeah I'm not powered-up, that doesn't mean I'm weak
I could still kick your sorry flat ass off the streets
I'm sent out on missions while you explore boring tombs
And I can assure you, no dude would want to raid your womb
I stop Ridley and Kraid, your franchise fades
I was chosen by the Chozo to stop Space Pirate invades
I fly solo, you don't know, hoe! Just wait and you'll see
When it comes to shitty games, you're the Other OG
Croft:
You're soft, a loner who can't even stop one metroid
I'm Croft, you hide in a metallic alloy
That you call a power-suit, well then why doesn't this fuck
Just flee from this battle, you know she's got a space jump!
Screw you! I get more dick behind a computer screen
You adventure in outer space, so no one will hear you scream
You're not in your prime, you're out of time!
Go back to Zebes, bitch, cause my ass is more fine!
(Samus enters her Power Suit)
Samus:
I'll snap you in two, then wipe that whore blood off my sleeves
Now in my suit, I've got an even wider range of abilities
Kill so many baddies you wouldn't even believe
Now, do YOU wanna fuck with ME? I'm the female Master Chief
Got an arm so heated makes Mega Man cry
You better recognize, I'm the hottest gaming character alive
So fuck you, Lara Croft! The name's Samus Aran!
Raised by the ancients who you explore after they're barren
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
RAP!
BATTLES!
OF!
VIDEO...GAMES...YEAH!!!
1 Attachment(s)
Simon Belmont vs Ezio Auditore. Zoroark's VGRBs #10.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlK3joBf2Z8
EZIO AUDITORE
VERSUS
SIMON BELMOONT!
BEGIN...
Auditore:
Make-a way for this high-class assassin, bitch, you know it
Call yourself a Templar, cause I'm bringing an ownage
If you thought you knew hunters well that's not a surprise
Stab a motherfucking hidden knife right between your eyes
I live by a creed, you live off food from the walls
If you're so tough, you'd speak up, but you don't have balls
I'm an Italian vigilante, you're a cranky, blonde pansy
With rhymes so fancy, be sure not to wet your panties
Belmont:
You hunt big names in Renaissance history
I hunt vampires, putting them in utter misery
You're no badass, you're a sad chap while I kill monsters
Imma beat you like Contra, so call your doctors
Is this the life you fulfilled, slashing asses from a guild
Not even skilled enough to stop your family from being killed
I'll ignore this foreign abhorrence from Florence
Bring an end to family of the Auditores
Auditore:
Don't cross me, I'm Ezio Auditore da Firenze
Friends with-a Da Vanci, straight from Italy
So go cry in a corner and a tornado will come
To bring out of the abomination called Castlevania
Belmont:
I'll whip you so hard, make that face scar larger
You've got no Revelation cause, yo, I go harder
Simon's Quest is to rid this shit of his bitching
Leave this ancestor of Desmond twitching, prick
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAAAAAAAAAAAA MES
1 Attachment(s)
Sonic vs Dillon. Zoroark's VGRBs #11.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TkOcrc6zM
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
VERSUS
DILLLOOOOOON
BEGIN...
Sonic:
Yo I led a generation call it sixteen bit
You're a 3DS exclusive and a pile of shit
A rip-off is about to see his psychotic doom
I'll own you and the markets with a Sonic Boom!
Whatever plans Eggman is dancing with, I'm ending them
I'll homing attack this cowboy with my friends then
At least this beast will face his utter defeat
You don't need a gatling gun to stop me when I'm unleashed
Dillon:
I'm a defender of all things western
Just look at Gameinformer and you'll see that I'm better
I'm the last ranger you'd expect to cross you out
With all the failed attempts at racing, you might as well shout
I've got armor, you curl up into a ball when you're scared
Well buckle up in Tails' plane, ya'll better be prepared
Cause...I'm greater than you, so fantasize
That my two games are way more insane than your whole franchise
Sonic:
Suck my cock, I'll end you like Robotnik
Pop a cap in your ass, then relax with a chili dog
You shield from attacks, I face them head on
It's sad you just got trashed by a hedgehog
Dillon:
Yeah sure, you sound tough, let's crown you the rap queen
You couldn't even stop Robotnik's lean bean machine!
Welcome to my rolling western, now I'll school you like a cowboy
All you do is screw a fat guy and his thousand toys
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
oooooOOOO
RAP BATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!
1 Attachment(s)
Ratchet & Clank vs Banjo-Kazooie. Zoroark's VGRBs #12.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX6NppipVUA
RATCHET AND CLANK
VERSUS
BANJO AND KAZOOIE
BEGIN...
Ratch/Clank:
Learn your mistakes! We'll wreck your fat face!
Better taste the cake, cause we're Ratchet and Clank!
Ya'll better recognize! What you know about this?
We'll watch you fall right down Spiral Mountain!
I'm a Lombax, that means I know how to craft a rhyme
And no annoying little bird is gonna beat my robotic mind
Call this a trial, cause you're out of time
Your own company abandoned you cause they thought you were dying!
Banj/Kazoo:
Kazooie, grab my banjo, we're gonna kick ass!
Let me run this race, cause then it'll go fast!
While you two fiddle around, a full frontal assault
You fags, I'm sorry, that's just your default!
Rhymes so Rare we make the nineties look awesome!
Caution! These colossal, flawless raps will deliver losses!
I fucked up a dumb witch and a TV screen
We'll knock your motherfucking Nuts and Bolts out cause we're mean!
Ratch/Clank:
You two were the catalysts for a company of endless sellouts
So lick my steel balls until your franchise drowns out
So why not run to your friend Mumbo, see what he can do
But he'll probably just turn you into something we can fight, too!
We'll both go Freezeezy Peak on your asses!
Meaning that we won't burn ya, we'll leave you broken like glass!
Call me Grant Kirkhope cause I'm composing your deaths!
Call ME Martin Luther King, except my Dream is dead!
Banj/Kazoo:
How bout we bring you to Clanker and get him to gut you two?
You can't touch us when we're chilling in Boggy's Igloo!
Both on a quest to save Toots, you're screwed!
No one even knows what the fuck you two do!
We'll end these two insomniacs with a cliffhanger
We'll beat you both harder next time like gangsters!
You thought you knew duos, well you thought wrong!
Now run to your space momma, while we play this song!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
Y-YOU DECIDE!
EPIC!
R-R-R-RAAAAAAP
R-R-RAP
BATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!
