1 Attachment(s)
Ice Climbers vs Kat and Ana. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2sDwgPlHUE
NANA and POPO
VERSUS
KAT and ANA
BEGIN...
Climbers:
We rank in raps, climbing the top like it's a mountain
Not putting up with two ninjas shouting
You're kindergarteners with imagination that's insane
So go back to making your shitty micro games!
We're adventuring eskimos hiking heights you wouldn't believe
I never ever wanna see these two crude brutes on the screen
We spit raps so cold that polar bears are conjured
We'll fuck these two up like they're both a thieving condor!
Katana:
Yo draw my blade! Yup! We make a craze!
It's Kat and Ana right here waiting to save the day!
You don't know swordplay until you see it from these masters!
Waiting for the cue to beat your asses faster
Both wielding katanas, don't fuck with Kat and Ana
You're stealing back your vegetables cause you two caused some drama
And now it's time, to spit these major rhymes
At these low-life, wanna fly, couple of dykes
Climbers:
Are we gonna take this? No! Are we gonna break them? Totes!
Kicking these elementaries onto the floor!
We'll pound these two to the ground with mallets!
There is no challenge when you haven't learned balance!
We're gonna make them weep back in Diamond City
How can you have power when you haven't grown titties?
They don't know how to handle matters when fun and games is over
It takes a few games for them to fuck up an Elephant Ogre
Katana:
We're a duo! But each of us could beat your asses solo!
You can't even let arctic animals drink cola
We'll sic Shadow, Shuriken, and Numchuck on you both
Until you rest knowing that we roll with a samurai oath!
Nana and Popo! Let's go, yo! We just got started, toe to toe!
Never seen two eskimos flow so low It's like we bowling gold! Oh!
And if you think you're wise, then come and break our bones
By then you'll know we'll beat you harder than a Diamond Troll!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
*danuhnuh-nuhnuh-na-na-nuuuh*
RAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!
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Skull Kid vs Meta Knight. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2. Featuring Dr. Insano!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU75uz0b8EU
SKULL KID
VERSUS
META KNIIIIGHT
BEGIN...
Skull:
You wanna be spooked? I'm spitting rhymes like the dark truth
I’m gonna crack your mask like a baseball from Babe Ruth!
Call me Skull Kid, I’m the evilest of them all,
I lure children into the forest, and destroy them with my call!
Termina can't handle the energy I bring
You looked more powerful with butterfly wings!
If you're small but powerful, then there must be some curse
I'll injure you so bad that you'll be running to your Halberd!
Galactica Knight’s soul must’ve gotten to ya
You’re trying to destroy me? I’ll have Marx go through ya!
Your Heavy Lobster's a tank that you suck from the spout
Stumble into my lost woods, you won't get out!
Meta:
You're a kid with no future, possessed and lame
You want a real rap battle? Welcome to the Meta-game!
Just a crackhead scarecrow formed from a kid scared
When I bring out my golden sword, yo you better be prepared!
Why don't you shut up and dance like a pansy to Saria's song?
You're like a Stalfos, miserable and changed, dawg!
Hack and slash like this is chivalry, bitch!
You weren't even important in Twlight Princess!
Remove Majora's Mask, give that duck face a redo!
I'll crash down on you like you're Clock Town, and I'm the moon!
You're a creepy mismatched jackass looks like goblin
Your face gets masked cause you're hiding from your problems!
Skull:
Well tell me, how many friends of yours are giants? None!
How many people have I terrorized? Tons!
Be ready for death cause it's the dawn of the third day!
The only compliment I give is that your Kirby ‘cept less gay.
Look at yourself in a mirror, you're the worst villain ever
Call yourself the Deku Tree cause I'm making you wither!
Without the Song of Time, I’ll give you your first scare!
Hell, you haunt yourself so bad, you're a Meta Knightmare!
Meta:
You wanna go for a ride? I'll blast right through the storm, see?
And deploy your crazy ass like the Subspace army!
Cause I'm Meta Knight, you will never have a better night!
I’m the only one who’s the master of fright!
You're a lost cause, reduced to a dumb assist trophy!
You’ll never be able to actually come and fight me!
So give your abused fairies freedom, you twisted shit in a maze
And give back the ocarina that you don't know how to play!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
eeeEEEeeeeEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!!
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Peach vs Daisy. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz9MEVeMNYI
PEACH
VERSUS
DAISY
BEGIN...
Daisy:
You wanna play rough, Mrs. Fucking Mario?
When it comes to great princesses, you won't go far, yo!
I'll be hitting tennis balls, while you're sitting on his balls
This is lyrical anarchy and Toadstool will fall
You've got a colony of babies you can't take care of
You know I bring the talent to the games where we're paired up
Take responsibility for your own kingdom
And show some respect for your mushroom minions
Peach:
Well when I enter the kart race and rap battle, can't stop me
How do I diss and face my carbon copy
You were once a damsel, but I took back my place
When was the last time you were played as in a game?
You looked more powerful as a baby, it's true
It's sad but Luigi is the only one who likes you
So go right back to Sarasaland
Where you once ruled in a Game Boy title, bland
Daisy:
Well fuck you, bitch! I'm bout to wreck your shit!
See which of us is the real powerful princess!
You're still jumping two games but everyone picks the guys
You're living in a world full of plumbers and lies!
And that's all Mario gets, a peck on the cheek?
Bitch, when you're rescued, you should drop to your knees!
Cooking cake and shit, you ain't a love interest
Everyone knows that red capped douche's in it for the respect
Peach:
You better think twice before you say that shit to me!
I own a fucking castle, I can never be beat!
I've got Toad, Toadette, and Toadstool right here
So when it comes to female tyrants, there's a fighter right here!
And did I forget to mention Waluigi wants to fuck you?
You're getting swooned by two skinny-ass, opposite dudes!
You don't have flower power, so you might as well be gone
I might be in love with you because you are getting crushed on!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EP...IC..RAP...BAT-TLES-OF
vid-eo-games...
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Prince of Persia vs Prince of All Cosmos. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm9zr2jwAl4
PRINCE OF PERSIA
VERSUS
PRINCE OF ALL COSMOOOOOOOSS
BEGIN...
Persia:
Which one of these two video princes
Is more bitching than the other, it's obvious
I come from the titular foreign land that's great
While you're more of a server, does whatever people say
I'm an a-class warrior with skills and a sword
Even with all your colors and more I'm still painfully bored
Your katamari's too small to pick up my rhymes
Your reviews sink faster than the Quicksands of Time!
Cosmos:
You're the prince of nothing, a country that got fucked up by Greece
Was abandoned and then later became the Middle East
While I'm landing on planet Earth to save the cosmos
So in this rap battle, try and fail to land a combo
Ask my cousins, we love katamari
You're a crappy hero played by Jake Gyllenhaal, see?
There's no two thrones, yo there's only one
You can't stand a chance against me, or the army of Solomon
Persia:
Don't you dare speak that way about the country I root for
Your dad fucks up space, and you're the beaten horse
Watch me spit and cause a fallen king!
While you make stars formed from your suffering!
Cosmos:
I live where Neil DeGrasse Tyson wishes he lived in!
I'll burn you worse than a Babylonian
We're the gods and you know we roll hard!
You couldn't fight your own clone, go back to Islam!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
R-R-R-RAP
BAT-TLES
OF
VID...E...O...GAMES...
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Elsa vs Rosalina. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI8hJK6HXPk
ROSALINA
VERSUS
EEEELSAAAAAAA
BEGIN...
Rosalina:
You rule over a fictional land in a Disney movie
I am a cosmos mom, run the galaxy
You covered your own home in snow
So get ready, Elsa, I'm spitting it cold!
You isolated yourself from everyone else
On a mountain far and high from Arendelle
Comet Observatory, that's where I read these stories
Of how the whole world saw your movie fucking boring
And that's the sad thing, you're the worst princess
To ever don a legit Disney female dress
So prepare cause I'm ending this now!
I ride a launch star to take you down to the ground!
It's no secret, my Lumas have more power than you!
You wear blue, so no one will even notice your bruise
Your shit parents hid your secret from the world
And that's why you never bonded with your sister, girl!
Elsa:
I feel cold on my shoulders, the white tonight
This Peach never-gonna-be wants to fight
No one real Mario fan never wanted her, that's right
That's why in the second game she became the Super Guide
I'm a snow queen, you don't know me, homie!
Meet the new Disney star who's now owning Rosy
Your platforming power just lets you spin
Like no chick could ever even do that shit
My rhymes are harsher than the weather, it's true
These icy lines are way better than what you could produce
You're the center of the universe without any clue!
And I can say this, I'd never build a snowman with you!
My luscious blond hair and blue dress made from the frost
Will prove to this whore that I'm a motherfucking boss!
Just ask that little snowman, you know him, he's Olaf
He'll confess to this overdressed bitch that I rock!
Rosalina:
I race comets and fight baddies in outer space!
I'd take my ticket back to never again see your face
You think you spit rhymes that'll last to infinity?
I can prove you wrong, your verses aren't all that icy
In a fit of rage, you covered your hometown in a sheet of snow
The powers you cowarded with, you let everybody know!
Flick your hand at me and I'll break your animated fingers!
I don't want to hear this coronated bitch linger
Elsa:
I locked myself up in my room, cause then I wouldn't have to see yo!
So suck my royal ball where I let my magic show!
I froze this land, and I can freeze this ho!
All you do in the cosmos is drive on Rainbow Road!
I spit 'em like Disney Infinity! You better know!
I grew a castle from the snow on the mountainside, call that my home!
That's why I'm the better princess with Marshmallows
So get over it, Rose...let it go, let it go!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP!
*in the tune of let it go*
BATTLES OOOOF
BATTLES OOOOF
VVVVVI-I-DEO-GAAAAMES!
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M. Bison vs Heihachi. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWNiZZo61pk
M BISON
VERSUS
HEEIIIIHAAAACHIIIII
BEGIN...
Heihachi:
You're gonna get fucked up, that's the truth!
By Heihachi Mishima! Uppercut and end this duel!
Must be dressed for Halloween cause you're just fighting on the street!
I'll pummel this World Warrior with rhymes by Heihachi!
I don't just kick ass, I run a business empire!
Call me Ryu cause I'm lighting you on fire!
You're the villain of five fighters better than you!
I'll give you a roundhouse kick and a bruise!
Bison:
I'm releasing the power only a psycho handles
Prepare, you animal, I'm winning this rap battle!
I dictate what you're gonna say, cause I'm an honest emcee!
You're not more powerful than me, I'm the strongest evil king!
You overthrew your father, that is not a surprise!
No one wants to trust a guy who raids an Indian tribe!
So work on the budget for your hospital bill
I face this wrecked Tekken defect, go in for in the kill!
Heihachi:
You're Hitler, but with blank white eyes, and no pupils!
When players got Blanka, Chun-Li, and Dhalsim you're not useful!
You were designed to portray everyone's evil!
And you became a red-suited demon but you're still feeble!
Bison:
Don't cross me or else this old man will get jacked!
If I was this bitch I would step right back!
Yo boy you got a problem, you're nothing but forgotten
Black clothes just free balling while I'm bombing, call me Stalin!
(Soda Popinski comes out)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1iv8SCOAqA (0:16)
Soda:
Don't compare yourself to my lord in the USSR!
Cause when this busting motherfucking Russian spits he goes hard!
These criminal leaders of their respective organizations
Will get cremated by this insane man bringing you back to the arcade!
No vodka for me, I'm full-on soda!
I'll obliterate this wack-ass ruler and this ugly douche like an ogre!
And I will show ya! I'll end you like the Soviet Union!
Leave these two fighting students in ruins!
All it takes for me is a flick to issue a knockout!
Cause I'm the greater rapping battler from Moscow!
M. Bison won't be shouting "Yes!" when I crush him and this mustached asshole!
I just brought the rap home to my country of glasnost!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
RARARARARARARA-RAP!
BABABA-BATTLES!
OFOFOF
VIDVIDVIDVID
EOEO
GAMES!
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Maxwell vs Sackboy. Zoroark's VGRBS Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrThUAS5VFw
SACKBOY
VERSUS
MAAAXWEEEEEELLLL
BEGIN...
Sackboy:
Am I late to the party? NO! Getting started? OH!
Am I a Playstation exclusive topping the charts? YO!
If you're scribbling how does that notebook find yo words legible?
You're a homo with no flow, yo, and a series that's totes bozo
Learn from me, they call me an all-star
You're a write this-write that fighting this baller
Imma play you in this rap, share my win with friends
While you create a polka-dotted dinosaur again and again!
Maxwell:
Sack don't know Max, I kick DC ass
I've never seen this bag of trash fight crime with Batman
This sock monkey 'bout to get rocked, motherfucking champion right here
You can kart race and beat Kratos but I am to fear
I am coming into battle on a winged, purple, striped, singing
Mortal, spiked, skinny, verbal rhyme I'm bringing
While you dress up as stars from the games that you level under
I thought you were dumb, but no, you're a special blunder
Sackboy:
Do I wanna see you Scribble? Naut!
See these raps that sack is spitting? Hot!
I've planted this talent, it cannot happen
You're a havoc, you're manic and a maggot on Little Big Planet!
So come on, spawn a sword to fight me
I'll leave you shuddering stone cold like your sister Lily!
Maxwell:
Me and doppelgänger both agree, you're a dumb idea!
I would never draw you out in my book of what I want to believe!
That's right Sacky! You're pretty slacky!
A game so crappy you know designers were on wacky tobacky!
If you want to see sandbox and puzzle all in one
Then come play a game of Scribblenauts, it's a guaranteed fun!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
lalalalalaaalaaaaaa
RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
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Sylux vs Monster Hunter. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZuq3AxBIRQ
SYLUX
VERSUS
MOOOONSTEEEER HUNTEEERRR
BEGIN...
Sylux:
I'm a hunter better than you still in my prime
This a quest for you, this wimp is timed!
I'm blasting raps at this jackass right from Cylosis
You were the weakest hunter around but you were chosen
Just goes for show how little villagers know
What a real monster fighter could do for their hope
You can't even fight a Rathian, you're that low!
I'll charge up a beam and shoot you with my Shock Coil!
I make Weavel scared, I make Spire fear!
When I enter the battle, Trace tries to disappear!
I hold a grudge against you and Samus' federation!
Blow down that blonde-haired rager for my nation!
Hunter:
Your game looks like a demo, too mellow, not ghetto
I spit more fire than an angry Qurupeco
Rapping an avalanche while I'm trapping a Ravalos
You're a gross galactic ho who I'm serving a dose
Of my tranquilizing mesmerizing rap lines
Rank high up while you act like you're nine!
Got your period and started fucking up the GF!
I'm the best game you could ever cross-play on DS!
I'll slam a hammer and lock yo robot jaw!
So head back on your Delano 7 before I spit 'em even more raw
So raw, so rare that it won't even up your stamina!
I'm causing damage on this weaker-than-a-grandma animal!
Sylux:
Now you're the one I hate most, you stupid hesitant pessimist
When I saw those dual blades, I figured you just want Scout Regiment
You're hunting a gobul, ooh I'm so frightened!
Well head back to your bunker and sleep, cause this is the final night!
I don't go morph ball, I roll it like green energy
You're like Dynasty Warriors and S-O-T-C, synergy!
Yo cause I'm Sylux, prime hunter deluxe!
Raps so corrupt I promise you can't get enough!
Hunter:
I'm more armored than a Rhenoplos wearing its own armor!
You wannabe douchebags don't cause me harm
I'll hunt your ass down like a Lagiacrus
Cause I fought and killed this game's version of the Loch Ness!
Call it Monster Hunter, you're just slaughtered junk!
I fight giant-ass creatures and proposer, motherfucker!
Ranged and close combat, you don't wanna make contact or you'll burn!
Combine these two objects and what you get? A Sylux served!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S--
(Kanden comes out to rap)
Kanden:
One second I'm slamming! These two douches are rampaging!
Hand the mic to me, cause I'm the bounty hunter Kanden!
On one side we have a blue tech menstruating asshole!
Other side is a weak child wanting to battle!
Sylux, what the fuck? Stay out of the Prime roster!
Everytime you rap I just see you as Chozo fodder!
And Mr. Monster Hunter, you wander around, I ponder
Are you just lost? Because you fire when you're bothered!
That's it! My raps are finally complete!
This Volt Driver stomped these stinglarvas with my feet!
Sylux:
Get out of here, you're old school! It's Metroid, you cold tool!
Hunter:
Both of you will suffer my sudden utters, I end this whole duel!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
RAPAPAPAPAP
BATTLES
OF VID-VI-V-V
VID-V-V-V
DEO GAMES!
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Urban Champion vs Juan. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlcV2Kpdxsg
JUAN
VERSUS
UUURRBAAAAN CHAMPIOOOON
BEGIN...
Juan:
This eighties freak is not urban! That's something I can address
Two dueling fighters, which one is the best?
Chomp your ass like a nacho or tacos
While you're hitting bitches down into a manhole
I write rhymes faster than I farm crops!
This eight-bit bitch about to get stomped
Cause I'm the greatest urban champion in Mexico!
I'll fuck you up and your bud Miyamoto!
Champion:
I'm not muscular, I'm not buff or commercialized
Just wearing normal clothes but I'm launching people high
To dropkick them down low into the sewers
This battle of verses will now determine the winner
You fell in love with a girl you could never get
Cause you're poor, and she is rich with a private jet
It's evident in retrospect and relevant in gameplay elements
You're an arrogant peasant who asks marriage of El Presidente
Juan:
What shit rhymes, now I'm prepared to spit more
I'm a muscular massive action-packed luchador!
Fuck you up like Carlos Calaca!
You're a crappy NES fighter, get it muchacha?
Champion:
I'm am an urban champion, you're an urban legend!
Never considered for a Smash Bros relevance
Juan Agucate, yeah this battle must be done
I'd uppercut but it's impossible to kill you more than once!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
RADDY-DADDY-APAPAPAP
BATTY-TATTY-ATATTLES
OF
VIDEO
GAAAMES!
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Mega Man vs Master Chief. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4WgxwNO6C4
MASTER CHIEF
VERSUS
MEGA MAAAAAAN
BEGIN...
Chief:
I'm not just a petty officer, it's the master chief!
Wipe this Capcom bomb right off my kleets!
Contrary to popular belief, your game design is crap!
Which half robot master deserves to win this rap?
Call me Captain America cause I'm genetically enhanced!
With my Spartan Laser I'll be blasting Mega Man
Show me what you've got, you're a bug in the program
I'm rocking Xbox while you're Nintendo Entertainment System!
The perfect solution to Elite forces tryin' to steal the crown
I reached for the stars in sales, and I ain't coming down!
A game so glorious, such a masterpiece, I best be wearing a halo!
Inafune can get tea bagged, suck these futuristic balls, yo!
Mega:
My raps so hard, you could even call me Rockman!
You're popping a boner every time you see that hologram!
I fight robot masters, slapping Doctor Wily!
I'm flooding you with rhymes, I'd like to see that uprising!
You bungie-jumped in sales but never came back up!
It's not rocket science, John! The 343 Halos suck!
But now your series moves forward unto dawn
And you steadily decrease in both brain and brawn
Nothing about your crappy FPS is evolved combat
When I don these Metal Blades you know they will cut your ass!
Faster than an Energy Sword, you whore! You're a Spartan banner!
I'm kicking you out of the battle so bad like a Gravity Banhammer!
Chief:
I've fought Prometheans, while you just tackle difficult platforming!
You were once a simple boy but now you're fucking transforming!
So let's rock and roll like my cock in Roll! Death is a price, you must pay your toll!
I'm like Clint Eastwood but way less old! You shattered when Capcom thought they found gold!
So call me Master Chief, I'm the Spartan emcee!
The most bitching weapon-switching dick in all of the navy!
You're no star force to me, though you may be a legend
If you Doctor Light was proud of you he would've never made X!
(It's funny you say that)
Megas:
I'm the better Mega, X, yeah Chief you thought you knew!
I'm rapping bringing along the whole Mega crew!
I'm a true Mega Man, yeah a legend's to gentle
Lick these Volnutts, there's more men you can't handle!
Slimmer and trimmer, I'm the battle network winner!
Got a .exe profile, yeah you know these rhymes are bigger!
I'm a Star Force remastered, this hero think he's happening
I spit raps! Net Navis know Geo Stelar is the rapping trapper kicking ass!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeprrrrRRRAAAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAME S!!
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Shulk vs Ike. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F4FGykCfhs
IKE
VERSUS
SHUUUUUUUULK
BEGIN...
Shulk:
Before you rap, think this battle through you Marth clone!
You're a crappy mercenary and the same thing as Chrom!
I wield this Xenoblade right, talking Monado
Call the Black Knight, you are not a true hero
I'm Shulk, may not have bulk but I'm a hulk!
You're a strategist who skulks, so go cry and sulk!
I'm gonna destroy you harder than Colony Nine!
I'll pull that cape to the ground, watch your health drop and die!
Ike:
Sad to see this Wii never-gonna-be end
I achieve ultimate power because I fight for my friends
My skills were passed down by my last generation
You're a chump with a chronicle of Monado expedition
You don't have to deny, you know we all like Ike
So leave and figure out the secret of why you're Cloud Strife!
How can you be strong with third lowest HP
You couldn't even stop me from rocking DLC
Shulk:
Just because you've got a broken life doesn't mean you're badass!
I'll beat down your brother Mist and rid the world of your parents!
Cause I'm a bombing Hom stopping this jock with no guard
Dodging harm, Monado versus Radiant Dawn, which one is awesome?
Ike:
I have earned my namesake and the greatness, Fire Emblem!
Led a path of radiance and faced it using ember methods!
Xenologue fucking Xenoblade every day, I'll be your teacher!
Come and face me when I bring you down like AETHER!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
*bumm...bubum...buuummm...*
RAPBATTLESOFVIDEOGAMES!
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Goku vs Kratos. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65AWcQ9YCro
KRATOS
VERSUS
GOOOOKKUUUUUU
BEGIN...
Kratos:
You must have big Saiyan balls to fuck with Kratos
You want to know if you can beat me, I say no!
This trainee is plainly baiting me with his raging
And facing this maiming game with his Internet fame
But I'm real, Son, you're gonna be toasted and done
You have a billion fighting games and a crappy beat 'em up one!
Your anime makes me sick, plus your tail of a chimp
You're a wimp, you screaming bitch! The fuck, you taking a shit?
Getting molested since you were just a little wee boy
I'm curb-stomping gods who played me like a Greek toy
Cause I'm a Spartan king, on my way to fuck Chi-Chi!
Think you can beat me, you sleazy pete with weak Ki?
Goku:
I rock this mic and everything you've ever seen in your life
This God of War better shut his pale-faced trap and take my advice!
Even Krillen could kick your ass, both skilled in martial arts!
Give you more battle scars once I blast KAMEHAMEHA!
AAAAAAAHHHHIIIIII'm going Super Saiyan, what I'm Saiyan is, you're feigning
That you got all depressed cause the deities killed your friends
As if you had no retribution between three fucking shit games
While I'm bossing and topping this piccolo-dicked batshit insane!
Call you Prometheus cause you'll be bound in chains
This Ghost of Sparta wrecked by karma of his selfish ways!
Lick these Dragonballs, Zesty and Great Tasting!
Kakarrot's changed, you're mythologic and basic
Kratos:
DON'T CROSS THIS BOSS I'VE FUCKED UP GODS WHO PAY
YOU COULDN'T BEAT ME WITH MY POSEIDON RAGE
You know Kratos, Goku, destroyed Atlantis
While you're on a mountain learning how to be a mantis
I'm full rage mode on, this is permadeath now, you freak!
Even with golden hair, you still can't defeat Greece VG OG
Poseidon flowered me with hours of power
MY STATS MAX OUT OVER NIIIINEEEE THOUUUSAAAAAND
Goku:
Stop the silly rapping before I cop this chilly washed-up mo' fo'!
You go demi? Well Imma drop this beat when I go GOD MODE!
Is this pale-face afraid of me? Scar him like he's Tony
Hair more volcanic than my training clothes I wore towards this lowly
I'm blasted up with energy, bust a nut Athena, see?
You killed a Hydra, while I stomp all my enemies
Scream all you want cause you're nothing but Vegeta
Except he can fight well, but both I can still beat ya!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
KAAAAAMMEEEEEHAAAAAAMEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAP
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Castle Crashers vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 2 FINALE!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-5KfGksXtw
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
VERSUS
CASTLE CRASHEEEEERRRRRSS
BEGIN...
Crashers:
All of us 'bout to go caveman on these mutant freaks
Shocking you with rhymes harder than my electric beams
Cause they got no style! Naked but wearing a mask
As if that would conceal their stupid turtle faces of trash!
Watch out, we're leaving you unfazed
Blazing up these raging amphibians everyday!
No pride, no time, with a rat as their sensei
We're the one game you gotta get on Xbox Live Arcade!
Yo this battle is never gonna end, I spit the cold truth!
You're all pot-smoking douchebags, what could you do?
Because we're badass knights who stop a dark wizard
We got blue in our party because he rhymes raps like a blizzard!
TMNT:
What do we look like? The Addams family? Get yourselves together!
Cause we're four ninja turtles who'll school you like a Necromancer!
You guys dance around and watch animals shit
We ain't gonna take this from crashing bashing dicks
Leonardo here, and I spit 'em and sicken
True ninja who battles with giant-ass sticks, bitch!
You wanna go? Call me Donatello!
Katanas at my side when I shred Shredder's fellows
Raphy, badass, these crappy Indie wimps 'bout to get smashed
When I rage and lurk on buildings, sewer's ain't my habitat!
Mikey, right with the raps I know; Chomp pizza like I chomp your shitty flows
All four of you elemental hoes better stay on your toes; Call this a delivery, cause I rhyme treasure troves!
Crashers:
You're a misfit band of teenage shell shocked pussies!
When we finish rapping, you'll see which four-team side's the wussy
We all remember when you brutes looked like little kids
Now you're muscular boy-toys for chicks and shit? Fuck that, I quit!
You think you're tough with your ninjutsu
You're all Bruce Lee, but even more worthless and smell like sewer poo!
Come on, squad! Let's beat 'em up! They turn their backs, we fuck them up!
April May is just in our clutch; When we grab her from a boss and fuck her cunt!
TMNT:
Stop speaking that way about that woman! You wouldn't even know!
If I was FCC I would ban your game for pretty much clown porno!
Any New Yorker would know to trust us; except right now we're busting these suckas!
Retreat in the sewers after we bring justice; Parkouring on buildings like Cowabunga!
Your interface is bad! Worse than Behemoth's other games!
We're turtles in time, don't step outta line, cause we'll put these medieval pricks to shame!
Cause that's just how turtles roll; These hardcore gangsters have reached our goal!
We would kick all of your asses, but the one who's punished the most? Tom Fulp!
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Lady Palutena vs Princess Zelda 3. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3 Premiere!
*Zant is approaching Zelda's throne*
Zant: Princess, my name is Z--
*A beam of light shines down from above. Palutena, emersed in the light, floats down*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THvwU7ra6b4
*Palutena turns around, and with an orb of light, takes down Zant's entire army*
Palutena: Announcer, you know what to do.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
PRINCESS ZELDA
VERSUS
LADY PALUTENAAA!
BEGIN...
Palutena:
Goddess grabs to mic to once again wreck
This menstrual mess nickname Twilight Princess
My flowing green hair is longer than the time it takes to beat your game
When I speak these famed banes you will be ashamed
You're not wise, I don't care what triforce is on your left hand
I am the most truthful beaut in Angel Land
You're possessed by power, I was possessed and got out of it
Then I went and with my magic fucked up living carrots
You wanna bust this myth, you monster? I am no fool
I'll go Glambuster on your ass and send you straight to Lorule!
I can see what's in your heart and it's sure not pretty
Inside that purple dress and overdone makeup, you're shitty!
Zelda:
Let me imagine what it'll be like at your funeral
More vast and empty than the fucking fields of Hyrule!
I rule this high pool, come face me in Castle Town!
You're a tainted patron, biggest asshole around!
Palutena with the staff and the mirror shield, never wanted
I'll be hopping to first place like Skyward Sword's profits
You looked more threatening 8 bit, I'll chop you up into eight bits
You'll never be smashing, face it, you come from a game that's not even creative!
Palutena:
Shut your fucking mouth, you're a princess, I'm a queen!
You bring a disgrace to Hyrule (sunk!) and your Royal Family!
Spit on your ocarina, in this arena I won raps!
I rule an army, you rule a land of spirit tracks!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
*aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh*
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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Big Daddy vs Slenderman. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoeBUkURlx4
SLENDERMAN
VERSUS
BIIIIG DAAAADDDYYYYYYY
BEGIN...
Daddy:
Big papa rocks the stage when the beat drops
I'll be crashing this slender bitch who's hungry for twenty dollars
You're a cheapskate, I rate the highest among frightening
This is a perfect example of how you ruined Unity!
I'm protecting Little Sisters while you're chasing people
You are reckless! I am evil!
I'd collect eight pages but I do not have time for that
I'm busy helping little girls survive the rapture
Slender:
I'll slowly walk right up to you, and bring along static
I'm a horrible horror for bold, you're diving and erratic
My arrival comes with no surprise except when niggas turn around!
Walk into my forest cause I am about to burn you down
I'm clad with tentacles grasping you to your death
I leave this Protector hypnotized, flash your green message
Your raps are low, not even infinite
What I will do to you? That's not your business
Daddy:
I rage when you take away the girl at my side!
You'll fucking die when I rise up! BioShock time!
Suchong this Big Daddy dick, screw you!
You're just something awful causing murders before June!
Slender:
I have no face but I'll still kick your ass in rapping!
You're an Alpha, I'm omega to this bastard, I'm tracking
Teleport all the time, and I'll come right up to your face
Rustle your feathers, disrupt your camera filming, and end the game
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
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Chrom vs Sir Daniel. Zoroark's VGRBs Season 3.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-An5irIJrW0
SIR DANIEL FORTESQUE
VERSUS
CHRROOOOOOOOOM
BEGIN...
Daniel:
Wake up, you nut, before I whoop your ass!
I'm a hero of this land, you're more feeble than glass!
So let me crack you! And throw you in the trash with your games, too!
You're not a lord to me, so let Gallowmere shame you!
You couldn't strategize so you let the player do it
I stomp dragons so I'll step on your bloody crew, bitch!
I'm a medieval regal real boss straight from MediEvil
Slash through your blue hair in front of tons of people!
Chrom:
Let me stop you right there, you mess of a knight
You wanna fight? I'd kick you, but your bones would fall in plight
I'll throw that skull like a football, lyrical touchdown!
Choke you with invisible ties until you fall down!
Sir Daniel Fortesque, this grotesque jagged asshole
Will come face me and my Shepards in front of our castle?
You're in a Smash Bros rip-off (KEEP ON FIGHTING)
Got the fucking voice of Levi!! (ATTACK ON TITAN)
Daniel:
You're a fairy, very weary, I'm scary and heavy already
Slow and steady show you what it's like to be buried
Chrom's own role in his 3D throne will be overthrown
By this undead killer resurrected to pwn!
Chrom:
You couldn't save yourself from these raps with Dragon Armour!
I'm causing harm, spitting bars of hard scars, charring martyrs!
You can't defeat me, see? Go back to eternal sleep
Before I make this weak bleed from his skull to his bony feet, peace!
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC!
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