Forum Shakespeare: MacBrad

The Tragedy of MacBrad
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Act One
Scene One


Thunder and lightning. Enter three Bitches.

BBBitch:
Where shall we three meme again?
On 4chan, 9gag, or here, in rain?
ScatBitch:
When the hurly burly’s done
Or when I get tired of watching me lil pone
Eric CartBitch:
That will be ere the new ERB
BBBitch:
Where the place?
ScatBitch: Upon the chatbox
Eric CartBitch:
There to meet with MacBrad
BBBitch: I come, to make covers
ScatBitch: Taylor Swift calls.
Eric CartBitch: I am Batman.
All:
Fair is foul and foul is fair
Hover through the forum and filthy posts

Scene Two
A shout from within. Enter King Dion, Samalcolm, Noremalbain, Manchnox, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Captain Gunnut.

Dion
The fuck Gunnut, you’re bloody
Tell us what the fuck happened
Samalcolm
This is the captain
Who fought well and shit
Tell him what the fuck happened
Captain Gunnut
Doubtful it stood
As two spent swimmers that do cling together
And choke their art, the merciless MacSlenderman
(Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villainies of nature
Do swarm upon him) from the Western Isles
Fuck it this is taking forever to say
Brave MacBrad, he well deserves that name
Cut his head right the fuck off
And put it on the top of the forum.
Dion
O valiant cousin, worthy member of this forum!
Captain Gunnut
Some more shit went down not really sure what
My wounds hurt me so much
Dion
So well thy words become thee as thy wounds
Thy smack of honor both.—Go, get him surgeons

Captain Gunnut is led off by Attendants

Enter Upross and Lohuyangus

Who comes here?
Samalcolm
The worthy thane of I don’t even fucking know
Manchnox
What a haste looks through his eyes!
So should he look that seems to speak things
strange
What the fuck was with that one word there
Why could it not be in the above line
Upross
God save Din
Dion
ye
Upross
I come from Fife (Who knows where that is)
The Thane of Cawdor is dead
For MacBrad killed him right
So yeah Shakespeare this stuff is cool and rad
Dion
:wat:
Upross
Dammit Dion, how can one read that
Off the script?
Dion
I do not give a fuck
Go present the Thane of Cawdor’s title
To MacBrad
Upross
Okizzle, my nizzle
Dion
What MacSlenderman hath lost, noble MacBrad hath won.

They exit.

11/10

I am amazing.

10/10 Would go back in time, steal the original Macbeth and replace it with that

Scene Three
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Thunder and lightning. Enter three Bitches.

BBBitch
Where hast thou been, sister?
ScatBitch
Killing anti-bronies
Eric CartBitch
wbu BBBitch
BBBitch
I was making covers as usual
But someone ran from my covers
“Who are you running from” said I
“You, bitch,” the rump-fed runnion cries.
So I killed them with my BBGun
ScatBitch
This part is useless lets go find MacBrad
Eric CartBitch
Good idea nigga

Enter MacBrad and Polarquo

MacBrad
So jewish a day I have not seen
Polarquo
How far is ‘t called to Forres? What are these,
So withered and so wild in their attire
That look not like the inhabitants of the forum
But yet do—like, what the fuck
What are they doing here?
You should be men,
And yet your tits forbid me to interpret
That you are so
MacBrad
Nigga you being rude
BBBitch
All hail MacBrad! Hail to thee, Thane of Yami Kage
ScatBitch
All hail MacBrad! Hail to thee, Thane of Chatbox!
Eric CartBitch
Yo fuck you MacBrad! Hail to thee, that shalt be admin hereafter!
Polarquo
What is going on
I’m not going to read all that Shakespeare
But how can he be
Thane of Chatbox and admin when he
Is neither at the moment
And what about me I’m pretty cool too
Why cannot I have cool things
#jealous
Bitches
HAIL!
BBBitch:
Lesser than MacBrad and greater!
ScatBitch
Not so happy, yet much happier.
Eric CartBitch
Thou shalt get admins though thou be none:
So all hail, MacBrad and Polarquo!
BBBitch
Polarquo and MacBrad, all hail!
MACBRAD
The fuck

Witches vanish

POLARQUO
The earth hath bubbles, as the water has,
And these are of them. Whither are they vanish'd?
MACBRAD
Into the air; and what seem'd corporal melted
As breath into the wind. Would they had stay'd!
POLARQUO
Were such things here as we do speak about?
Or have we eaten on the insane root
That takes the reason prisoner?
MACBRAD
Your children shall be admins
POLARQUO
You shall be admin
MACBRAD
And thane of Chatbox too: went it not so?
POLARQUO
Who has entered here?

Enter UPROSS and LOHUYANGUS

UPROSS
The Admin hath happily received, MacBrad,
The news of thy success; and when he reads
Thy personal venture in the rebels' fight,
He’s like “yo you cool dude”
LOHUYANGUS
We are sent
To give thee from our royal master thanks;
Only to herald thee into his sight,
Not pay thee.
UPROSS
And, for an earnest of a greater honour,
He bade me, from him, call thee thane of Chatbox:
In which addition, hail, most worthy thane!
For it is thine.
POLARQUO
Holy shit
MACBRAD
The thane of Chatbox lives: why do you dress me
In borrow'd robes?
LOHUYANGUS
He’s fucking dead you idiot
So ye
MACBRAD
[Aside] Yami Kage, and thane of Chatbox!
The greatest is behind.

To UPROSS and LOHUYANGUS

Hella.

To POLARQUO

Do you not hope your children shall be Admins,
When those that gave the thane of Chatbox to me
Promised no less to them?
POLARQUO
That trusted home
Might yet enkindle you unto the crown,
Besides the thane of Chatbox. But 'tis strange:
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray's
In deepest consequence.
Cousins, a word, I pray you.
MACBRAD
[Aside] Two truths are told,
As happy prologues to the swelling act
Of the imperial theme.--I thank you, gentlemen.

Aside

I am thane of Chatbox, sexy
But now I can kick ass
With blackjack and hookers and shit
Brb I should write a fanfic about this
POLARQUO
This is no time for fanfics
MACBRAD
How ironic.

The universe explodes from the rupture of the fourth wall.
JK.

POLARQUO
Worthy MacBrad, we stay upon your leisure.
MACBRAD
Sry about that
POLARQUO
It’s k
MACBRAD
Till then, enough. Come, friends.

Log out.

BBBITCH?

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Originally Posted by BBGun

BBBITCH?

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It's a joke on the Witches, which I changed to Bitches because these forum fics are usually ridiculous with that sort of thing. Not an insult.

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Originally Posted by SuperMaNCHA

It's a joke on the Witches, which I changed to Bitches because these forum fics are usually ridiculous with that sort of thing. Not an insult.

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Ok... Good story

I thought for a second that I was being called a bitch for real. Why am I a witch anyway?

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Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

I thought for a second that I was being called a bitch for real. Why am I a witch anyway?

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I just matched up people who directly fit the major major roles e.g. MacBeth and then had the empty spots and randomly assigned people from there.