SupERB Rap Battles

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Rap battles and page numbers
Season 1

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#1: Issac Newton vs Galileo Galilei
#2: Steve (Minecraft) vs Indiana Jones
#3: Harry Potter vs Severus Snape
#4: Leonardo (TMNT) vs Leonardo Da Vinci
#5: Edward Kenway vs John Wilkes Booth
#6: Russia vs america

Season 2

Spoiler: 

#7: Luis Suarez vs Edward Cullen
#8: Benito Mussolini vs Julius Caesa
#9: Jesus Christ vs Muhammad
#10:Ariana Grande vs Selena Gomez
#11:Deadpool vs Jack the Ripper
#12:Dion vs ERB Crazy

Season 3:

Spoiler: 

#13:Replace ERB with ERB:Gandalf vs Dumbledore

Crazy Crazy ERB ?
Not a problem against SICK SICK CLEMI

jk
WHat sort of battles are you gonna do ?

SupERB rap battle #1

Isaac Newton
vs
Galileo Galilei
Begin

Newton
You need a GPS, you're loosing before you starting
You remind me of apples cause you standard is dropping
Seen your badly written books but you've got a nose for those
Robert Hook blows those (points at his penis) but you're a worse overdose
You're messing with the Sir, bitch you made a mistake
Cause I'm rapping so ill like sixteen sixety five plague
So church was your problem I feel sad for you son
Here's a new MC in town I'll crush you like a new tonne

Galileo
I'm like a star cause physics revolve around me
Swing my fists like a pendulum so you can never stop me
On my quest just to make a more educated world
You're going crazy that apple must have hit you hard
You rapping against me? I flipped the world over
I'll light you and watch you blow like Kepler's supernova
Eat you up like Pisa but leave out your bad hair
(Now a adresses the audience) give me a hard question I'll give you a better answer

Newton
The church put you down under a house arrest
Laughed straight at your face and burned all your texts
Bigger standards like a giant plus I think like two brains
I'll kick you out of this place in the name of science

Galileo
My nation with vocation so I'm making more inventions
Had discovered more moons than you have brain tissues
You're a farm guy while I'm a true man of renaissance
What is ''I Suck" compared to "Padre Della Scienza"

Who won
Who's next
You decide

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Originally Posted by Clemi

Crazy Crazy ERB ?
Not a problem against SICK SICK CLEMI

jk
WHat sort of battles are you gonna do ?

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There won't be any specific themes if this is what you're asking

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Originally Posted by Clemi

Crazy Crazy ERB ?
Not a problem against SICK SICK CLEMI

jk
WHat sort of battles are you gonna do ?

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Plus I know the name sounds bit weird but my profile name is ERB crazy and these are my crazy ERB's.

SupERB rap battles #2

Indiana Jones
vs
Steve (Minecraft)

Steve:
I'm a 3D Terraria everybody knows my name
With the diamonds and the emeralds I'm Bill Gates of my game
You are opposite of crystal skull, you wish you could shine
Imma tear you into pieces so you'll call yourself a slime
Your movies are pathetic like swimming across the ocean
I'll stuff you in a brewing stand and make some weakness potions
Handling Herobrine, owning mobs is my skill
I don't know how I do it I'm a walking /kill

Jones
You have skills to survive like a 5 year old kid
You make sure that you're safe in a house made of dirt
I'll blow you like a creeper like you lack a blast protection
This limited and basic Steve gives me no expectations
Look badass in minecarts while your legs are bugging out
You against me, I'd rather spend this time with Willie Scott
Ordinary superhero cause I'm saving this world
Once I handle my whip while you swing your wooden sword

Steve
I wither like a skeleton and poison like a witch
I'd throw a snake at you and make you my tamed bitch
Chop your head with an axe dude I'll slay you like a piggy
Digging rhymes so easily like efficiency picky
Funny how your lines remind me of when your plane crashes
You're getting old Indy soon you'll turn back into ashes
You're lacking creativity and seemingly you're feeling me
Compare us both and tell me what does MC trully mean

Indiana
Yes MC stands for MineCraft but definitely not amazingness
Cause you're novice and unnoticed change your skin for improvements
Escaped the Russian freaks you would definitely be dead
The Temple of Doom sounds much darker than the End
I know you think you'll resist me and I need to watch my step
But call me back when eating rotten flesh actually helps
Im superior in each way, you need more apples of God
To verify I'll terrify and kill you like the ark

*Music stops*
Your graphics suck balls so get out of this place
So you think I'm not creative, gosh those kids these days


Who Won
Who's Next
You Decide

"You need a GPS, you're loosing before you starting
You remind me of apples cause you standard is dropping"

Just a small nitpick but shouldn't it be losing rather than loosing? Otherwise great job! I really enjoyed it!

SupERB rap battles #3

Harry Potter
Vs
Severus Snape

Harry:
Who's the greatest wizard from the twentieth century
Who defeated the greatest dark lord as a baby
Like father like son, I'll make you feel pain
Ressurected stronger so I bet you're gonna flee again

Severus:
Silly Harry Pothead, here we go again
Mr perfectallthetime tell me how you gained your fame
Three green flashes decided your fate
But I'll leave more marks than the scar on your forehead
Cook myself the best lines like a potion master
While you follow Finnigan cause your rhymes are disastrous
The people must be crazy if they're giving you the claps
Cause all they see is Severus Serve Several Severe Snaps
*Malfoy in the background* OH

*Ron enters the battle*
So punny but you better start Ronning
Cause Harry is a stupify master... so stunning
The ginger spice hotness going out with Hermione
While you limited your best friend list to nobody
While Harry's got a Twizard Cup for the Messiah
Ruled out two dragons now he spits lyrical fire
Bloody hell, it doesn't take Hermione to figure out
We are aurors bitch, you're burried deep underground

Harry:
I'm the saviour of the school, even slayed the Basilisc
You're a failure of a teacher, and Nagini's breakfast
I broke into Hogwarts, the Ministry and the Gringotts
Thaught the Dumbledore's Army while expecting my patronus

Snape:
You've got broken glasses, can't you see your poor tactics
The Quidditch player who seeks a ride on broomsticks
You called your son Severus which clarifies
You hide your true opinion on me... the boy who lies
I'm the Half Blood Prince so once you enter my kingdom
You'll consider living with those muggles as freedom
Go back to school Harry, you failed another test
Bellatrix crushed Syrius like the Hogwarts express

Who won
Who's next
You decide

*This was done before the Erb TMNT vs Renaissance Painters*

SupERB rap battles #4

Leonardo (TMNT)
vs
Leonardo (Da Vinci)

Leonardo (Da Vinci):
I'm a sculptor, a doctor, mechanic, an inventor
Biologist, a physicist, maths genius and a painter
In perspective you get smaller as you drop further
You wouldn't even beat a little red plumber
Coming out of your shell but don't try to out-dance me
My era has called upon a painter army
Outnumbered, I'll disect you just to make my work better
Your death would be a perfect gift for Splinter

Leo (TMNT):
You see crazy omens but I'm a real folk
Don't you know I'm sfumato hot
I bet that you had no wife or a kid
Wait, weren't you the guy who died in Titanic
I'm a leader, your loneliness is a joke
Mike's Nunchucks would like to offer you a choke
Shredding fucking Shredder since the 1980's
Looking in the mirror, beat all of your paintings

Leonardo (Da Vinci):
I guess that you're good in your Nin-SHITsu class
While I watch the Foot Clan kick your ass
You're just one of whacky action figures
Make some red paint flow out of your vessels

Leo (TMNT):
I save the world that we live in
I bet you watch me dead down from heaven
My rhymes are how your last supper tastes
I live in a sewage but your rhymes are a waste

Who won
Who's next
You decide

SupERB rap battles #5

Edward Kenway
Vs
John Wilkes Booth

Edward:
I'll whop your ass as in, you're just a total jerk
You can't be skilled at killing you died after your first work
You got many sibling, but I still have more flows
So don't try to fuck with me kid, I'm fucking with Jack Sparrow
See a fucking templar, end up on a killing spree
While J.B. Wilkes messes up his lines like it's normality
I'm a shipwrecking scallywag, you're an animus tutorial
Killed a man who made improvements now that's a messed up story line

*Beat stops. Edward says*
Think twice, I'm Edward Kenway I KEN show you the WAY out
You see a black flag but I will see your red blood

John:
John Wilkes, athletic and a popular resident
It's a national emergency, I killed the president
A headshot you're dead. SHOT! I'm killing with pride
You're like the hidden blades, except you can't hide
You still seem stiller, I seem an iller scene stealer
Twist you like my curly hair, I'm a muscly killer
Cause I made it in history, your whack wasn't even real
I'm the most handsome actor from Boston to New Orleans

*Beat stops... again. John says*
Could you tell me something about your father
Didn't he belong to the Templar order

Edward:
Sip rum with swag like a pirate behaves
I'd walk you off the plank but you already caught a wrong wave
It's a Tomahawk it's a certain knockout
So you'll see as much light as there is in black flag

John:
I fought for what I just believed was right for our country
You only seeked fame gold and galore glory
When I see you, I'd rather have them slaves in USA
I'll snatch your pregnant girlfriend, I'm talented at plays

Who won
Who's next
You decide

Love your battles! :)

Thanks. I appreciate the fact that you enjoy them. Do you have any suggestions what rap battles I should next.

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Originally Posted by ERB Crazy

Thanks. I appreciate the fact that you enjoy them. Do you have any suggestions what rap battles I should next.

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Aeschylus vs Sophocles vs Euripides - Battle of the three ancient Greek tragedians

Benito Mussolini vs Julius Caesar - Italian tyrant vs militaristic Roman leader

Hannibal Lector vs Audrey II - Cannibal vs the singing Little Shop of Horrors human-eating plant

If you want more just ask and I'll give you lots!

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Originally Posted by RBM

Benito Mussolini vs Julius Caesar - Italian tyrant vs militaristic Roman leader

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I like that idea. I was also thinking of doing something that I don't think many people would have done. I would like to do a stereotypical rap battle of two countries like for example a typical American person vs a typical Russian person. What you think of it.

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Originally Posted by ERB Crazy

I like that idea. I was also thinking of doing something that I don't think many people would have done. I would like to do a stereotypical rap battle of two countries like for example a typical American person vs a typical Russian person. What you think of it.

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That sounds cool. Maybe two famous people from each country that represent all of the overblown stereotypes of their country (Mama June from Honey Boo Boo vs Boris Yeltsin? :p) or you could just have regular people from each country, but over-blowing their stereotypes would be funny

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Originally Posted by RBM

That sounds cool. Maybe two famous people from each country that represent all of the overblown stereotypes of their country (Mama June from Honey Boo Boo vs Boris Yeltsin? :p) or you could just have regular people from each country, but over-blowing their stereotypes would be funny

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"YOU DUMB EUROPEAN BEAR ON UNICYCLE STAY OF MY LAWN, MOTHER FUCKER
GO AWAY SO I CAN WATCH DUCK DYNASTY, HONEY BOO BOO AND ICEROAD TRUCKERS!"

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Originally Posted by #Nutty

"YOU DUMB EUROPEAN BEAR ON UNICYCLE STAY OF MY LAWN, MOTHER FUCKER
GO AWAY SO I CAN WATCH DUCK DYNASTY, HONEY BOO BOO AND ICEROAD TRUCKERS!"

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Sounds badass

*Warning! Some people might find this content offensive. I assure you none of this was done to offend anybody

SupERB rap battles #6
Season finale

Russia
vs
America

Russia:
In Soviet Russia this suka would probably win
But move back and your country is a crime machine
Smooth and chill like Siberia, that's how I do
Bringing heat like I'm bringing 9/11 part two
Have you checked out my girl, great deal she's like a goddess
While you still fall for cheerleaders and fake ass plastic models
You still suck at soccer, once again it's called football
So swing batter batter no one else plays your baseball

America:
I couldn't hear what you said, your accent surely sounds bad
Sure Russia is a nice place, but also mostly wasteland
Like Vegas, betting on myself not gambling it's a sure win
Cause I can lyrically kill off more Russians than Stalin
You rap like your Babushkas you don't deserve claps
Such addicts, you probably get Vodka from your taps
We've got some dope emcees that are shutting your doors
You might have an army, we have a hulk and Chuck Norris

Russia:
I bring more pain than bears on the streets around
Sex and drugs, that's what your rapping is all about
You'd think that I'm a spy but this time I won't lie
I don't need spinach I will pop your eyes like Popeye
You look like cows with all those cowboys and also
You stuff your face in hamburgers you've got more fat than Moscow
Your college students,party seekers, just a bunch of idiots
We seeked a bigger glory while you were still called Indians

America:
Poor guy, bad economy but I'll still give you no charity
And I'll still whop asses of your comunistic community
I'm rapping like a Pentagon cause you're five times dead
And my dick is still longer than New Years you celebrate
Moon landing? Good start but we're reaching for stars
Call us criminals but you fought in most major wars
We have nuclear weapons, don't mess with us, you're insane
So go home, full of shame for what you did to Ukraine

Season 2 will return shortly, when #Nutty's fan made rap battle contest begins.

The US got creamed.

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Originally Posted by RBM

The US got creamed.

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I think they were pretty even

*Nutty's contest did not take place due to lack of volunteers, so I will continue with season 2*

SupERB rap battles #7

Luis Suarez (soccer player who bit other players)
vs
Edward Cullen (vampire from Twilight)

Suarez:
I'll always have the last word I'm the ref of this pitch
I thought that Jacob was the one but now I found a second bitch
I'm the Liverpool ace, you have a shovelface title
Hand balled a football got Uruguay to semifinal
You're telepathetic like a carnivore vegetarian and your girl
Is facial expressionless and your family tried to eat her
But I guess that it's true love for a hundred years old virgin
You're the biggest internet meme, a team Blade victim

Edward:
Look it might seem crazy but Alice had this vision
That I'll knock this racist labeled prick to the lowest division
So you better fake a dive and stay put to the ground
Or else I'll show you my vampiric skills and how to get fouled
You can strike a ball, I catch a car with my hands
So show how well you can swim under the pile of red cards
I'll dodge your rhymes just like you dodge a schoolboy defender
No I won't headbutt you, I'll destroy your bad temper

Suarez:
Your books destroy me... with boredom, and you'd probably watch me sleep
Anyway I can't hear you over all this crowd cheered
At me, score a hat-trick quicker than you're going down
My gold pile shines brighter than you in the sun
Soon the Spanish will know that I bring too much danger
Cause I'm playing like the Argentinian Di Maria... Angel
Even me and Patrice Evra made a better love story
Now this clown face will share the same fate as Cedric Diggory

Edward:
You kick balls for living, well let us switch the roles
You only bit few people, I fought vampiric foes
And I bit few people, your girl is probably team Edward
All you have left is making sure you header my balls good
Your style stinks like garlic, don't make me smell the fumes
The truth is that Renesmee is a tougher chick than you
A player worthy millions but your rhymes are still cheap
So lay down your dirty hands, you killed off sportsmanship

Who won
Who's next
You decide

SupERB rap battles #8

Benito Mussolini
Vs
Julius Caesar

Benito:
First in this battle, always first in politics
The true dictator also known for limiting dicks
OVRA for a hunt, that's what they do best
Making sure to keep quiet this epileptic in a dress
Asterix beats your empire like a barbaric Houdini
Crowds praising Il Duce, girls blow my Mussolini mini
Don't try to plan your attacks, cause I'm not a retard
I'll eat you like a rabbit cause this salad just got served

Julius:
Once every year, it is Julius'es month
When I come, I see, I conquer Mussolini on the spot
Got Vercingetorix on his knees, win on a daily basis
You're gave the pope some hope (that's dope) but you were an atheist
I'd put you under a siege to watch you battle for wheat
You failed in both world wars you couldn't handle the heat
I expanded the borders you couldn't even conquer Fiume
I'm more disastrous and dangerous than mount Vesuvius... boom!

Benito:
I brought Avanti, the army! Italian Combat Squad
Organised a March on Rome and striked a fear attack
I'd order my Black Shirts to stomp you out supersonic
I made the Pact of Steel while the "Father" was Ironic
I gained the popularity for boosting the economy
Each cover of the magazine the man who fought the Treaty
You got fucked up by a couple of Assassins already
Let me picture your punchline, "You too, Mussolini?"

Julius:
I have statues of me and a noble leader status
I fought against the pirates, I am more brutal than Brutus
Everyone knows you're just a cheater rather than a workaholic
Attracted to wars but died just like a common coward
The enemy of state I'd throw you in the Coliseum.
This ugly fat prick belongs in Circus Maximus
You fucked up the media so why not censor this line
This *bleep* *bleeeeeep* hangs out in Milan

Who won
Who's next
You decide

Warning! Religious people could find me offensive. I tried to make it more funny than racist.

SupERB rap battles #9

Jesus Christ
Vs
Muhammad

Muhammad:
You're Jesus Chr-azy if you mess with Allah Akbar
I'll make this virgin go red like he just got a sunburn
Desert style, this sandstorm *points at himself* will blow the Christmas star
Betrayed by your best friend, look who's got a mental scar
All your disciples died like a cast of Game of Thrones
And how can you rule with a crown made of thorns
You broke your own religious laws like a religious sinner
There's only one God and only one real winner

Jesus:
Filled with Holy Spirit I rap in the name of the Father
I'll first calm the storm then turn your blood into water
Cause I am the Son of God you just pass the word around
You're from the orphanage, while I'm in the promised land
(Oh) JC performing lyrical miracles
The Chosen One to cut you out like my circumsized genitals
I hate the dudes who treat their girls just like a dirty animal
You'll need a good Samaritan cause your state will be critical

Muhammad:
I journeyed through the desert and gained followers in Mecca
You also had a journey from Old City to Golgotha
But Jesus is a pussy, how much women did I marry
You spent time with disciples like a homo virgin Mary
And it's weird how easily Roman soldiers crossed you out
Truth is you're a Jew, you know what happens to your kind?
Just like ashes to ashes I'll turn you back into dust
Before you tell those outcast "The Parable Of How You Lost"

Jesus:
I'll free all your slaves and teach you what's morally right
So go back to your trading cause you're leaving broke tonight
You underestimate me, so I'll repel this devil
I'll knock you out faster than the tables in the temple
I helped the ones who needed help, I am a total pacifist
But I could still drop more lyrical bombs than Muslim terrorists
I'll take care of you but not like sheep and a shepherd
Remember God should love everyone... except for this pervert

Who won
Who's next
You decide

Wow' really awesome.

Jesus won D:

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Originally Posted by Turtlesauce

Wow' really awesome.

Jesus won D:

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That's what I thought as well

JC got them flows

Fo shizzle.

Also, do Deadpool vs Jack the Ripper :D

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Originally Posted by Turtlesauce

Fo shizzle.

Also, do Deadpool vs Jack the Ripper :D

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OK I'll try my best

It's very good but the Minecraft refrences are much more than those of Indiana Jones

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Originally Posted by laithXRLD555

It's very good but the Minecraft refrences are much more than those of Indiana Jones

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Thanks. Yeah I did realise that. Minecraft would be something I would know more about

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Originally Posted by ERB Crazy

*This was done before the Erb TMNT vs Renaissance Painters*

Erb Crazy's Crazy Erbs #4
Leonardo (TMNT)
vs
Leonardo (Da Vinci)

Leonardo (Da Vinci):
I'm a sculptor, a doctor, mechanic, an inventor
Biologist, a physicist, maths genius and a painter
In perspective you get smaller as you drop further
You wouldn't even beat a little red plumber
Coming out of your shell but don't try to out-dance me
My era has called upon a painter army
Outnumbered, I'll disect you just to make my work better
Your death would be a perfect gift for Splinter

Leo (TMNT):
You see crazy omens but I'm a real folk
Don't you know I'm sfumato hot
I bet that you had no wife or a kid
Wait, weren't you the guy who died in Titanic
I'm a leader, your loneliness is a joke
Mike's Nunchucks would like to offer you a choke
Shredding fucking Shredder since the 1980's
Looking in the mirror, beat all of your paintings

Leonardo (Da Vinci):
I guess that you're good in your Nin-SHITsu class
While I watch the Foot Clan kick your ass
You're just one of whacky action figures
Make some red paint flow out of your vessels

Leo (TMNT):
I save the world that we live in
I bet you watch me dead down from heaven
My rhymes are how your last supper tastes
I live in a sewage but your rhymes are a waste

Who won
Who's next
You decide

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HE PREDICTED IT!

SupERB rap battles #10
Selena Gomez vs Ariana Grande

Rap battle

Spoiler: 

SupERB rap battles #10

Selena Gomez
Vs
Ariana Grande

Selena:
You won't break free, when you realise who you mess with
Disney Channel princess, you don't wanna come and get it
Stick to sticks, work more on your whistling career
Only masochist, love the way that you make them feel
I know you force an orgasm but you'd gain my respect
If you even survived as long as Sam and Cat did
You're like that Scheiße German beer... except you can't flow
So why won't this pussycat tell me something I don't know

Ariana:
Granted that Grande is grand, to grind you to the ground
So if you wanna sing, stay in a bath, don't keep it loud
Watch this lesbian for Bieber, drop with a piano on her head
Unlike you, I make it rain, before I even start it
I'd be quite surprised, if this auto tune girl
Sounded better than me, without my mic on
Pop your music career, you're like Sonny with no chance
Yo were Barney's best friend with the role in Spring Breakers

*Alex Russo joins the battle accompanied by Harper. The bit in the bracket is Harper*

Pop my wand (it's magic) make her head bleed (definitely)
And I step into the magical spotlight (Naturally)
Those boobs are my one less problem (guys have nowhere to stare)
Who's the guy? (Mac Miller?) bet he touched her right there
I save the world for breakfast (this 7 year old ain't a threat)
And Cat is so dumb she wouldn't make it to the Blondest Squad
(Arianators) had to wait three fucking years for your album
(She ain't Hermione Granger) but I still will be your problem

*Cat enters the battle*
What's that supposed to mean, I bring CATastrophy
I don't give a cupcake, that Rex doesn't want this lady
I'll The Slap.com you, with five fingers to the face
Put this whacker Trina up against me, now that is crazy
And Alex, is a classic example of a guy's name
I watched your show die off, like I swindled the fame
So drop your wand cause your brother does a better work
Or I'll call up Jade or Sam, to beat you up with a butter sock

Who won
Who's next
You decide

Reference guide

Spoiler: 

You won't break free, when you realise who you mess with
Disney Channel princess, you don't wanna come and get it
Another way of saying come at me bro. Selena Gomez is known as a Disney Channel princess. Referencing Ariana's song Break Free and Selena's song Come and Get it.

Stick to sticks, work more on your whistling career
Ariana kissed many boys when she was younger. She also can reach a high pitch voice called a whistle tone. Selena is mocking Ariana by saying that if she is so good at whistling she should stick to whistling/blowing/sucking cocks.

Only masochist, love the way that you make them feel
Selena is mocking Ariana by saying that only people who like to feel pain would enjoy her music. Referencing Ariana's most popular song The Way

I know you force an orgasm but you'd gain my respect
If you survived as long as Sam and Cat did
Ariana does kinda sound like she has an orgasm, especially with her high pitch. Selena says that she doesn't respect Ariana but she would respect her if she would even survive the rap battle as long as Sam and Cat did which got cancelled after season 1. For dummies, Ariana Grande plays in Sam and Cat.

You're like that Scheiße German beer... except you can't flow
Reference to Ariana Grande's trip to Germany where she tried German beer. She found it discusting. Selena says that Ariana is worse than the beer because at least the beer can flow. Liquids flow.

So why won't this pussycat tell me something I don't know
Reference to Ariana playing a character Cat. Also a reference to Selena's song Tell me something I don't know.


Granted that Grande is grand, to grind you to the ground
Something Poe's poems pwn posers. A lot of words that sound like Grande. What she is saying that she is fit for owning Selena.

So if you wanna sing, stay in a bath, don't keep it loud
Pretty referencless but only targeted at singers. Who hasn't sang in a shower. Ariana is saying that Selena shouldn't sing anywhere else

Watch this lesbian for Bieber, drop with a piano on her head
Ariana mocks Justin Bieber calling him a girl and Selena for dating him. Also a reference to Ariana's song Piano.

Unlike you, I make it rain, before I even start it
Reference to Selena's first album Year without rain. Ariana is saying that she could make it rain before she even begins.

I'd be quite surprised, if this auto tune girl
Sounded better than me, without my mic on
A reference to Jingle Ball where Selena and Ariana performed. Ariana's microphone was off and Ariana was barely heard. She accidently insulted Selena by saying that at least her fans know that she was singing with her real voice

Pop your music career, you're like Sonny with no chance
Selena and Ariana are produce pop music. Also a reference to Sonny with a chance, a TV show starring Demi Lovato, Selena's best friend. Ariana says that Selena has no chance to win this battle.

Yo were Barney's best friend with the role in Spring Breakers
I think Barney the dinosaur would love to be friends with a girl who was half naked throughout a movie. :)


Pop my wand (it's magic) make her head bleed (definitely)
Alex is saying that unlike Ariana she can cast spells. Also the character of Cat (played by Ariana) dyed her hair red when her head was bleeding, she noticed that red looked good.

And I step into the magical spotlight (Naturally)
She is mocking Ariana again because she is saying that magic is normal for her. Also a reference to Selena's song Naturally.

Those boobs are my one less problem (guys have nowhere to stare)
Alex likes to go out with boys and she is saying that Ariana would not be a competition mainly because she has small boobs. Also a reference to Arianas song Problem.

Who's the guy? (Mac Miller?) bet he touched you right there
A sexual joke with Mac Miler who kissed and sang with Ariana in The Way. Also a reference to Ariana's song Right There.

I saved the world for breakfast (this 7 year old ain't a threat)
Yes she did save the world. (for example in Wizards vs Asteroid.) Also she mocks Ariana for acting and sounding like a little girl.

And Cat is so dumb she wouldn't make it to the Blonde Squad
Reference to Victorious episode where Cat had to wear a yellow wig for a play. Alex says that she is dumb even for a blonde.

(Arianators) had to wait three fucking years for your album
After many promises Ariana Grande finally released her album... after 3 years. Arianators are the followers of Ariana.

(She ain't Hermione Granger) but I still will be your problem
Even though Alex is not like Hermione she will still own Ariana. Also a reference to Ariana's song Problem... again.


What's that supposed to mean, I bring CATastrophy
"what's that supposed to mean" is Cat's catchphrase kinda like Cowabunga for TMNT. Also CATastrophy is a pun using her name. She states that she will own the opponents really bad.

I don't give a cupcake, that Rex doesn't want this lady
Cat wouldn't ever swear. In this case, instead of saying shit she said cupcake. Also Rex was a puppet in Victorious that liked to hit on girls but in this case Cat says that he wouldn't hit on Selena.

I'll The Slap.com you, with five fingers to the face
The Slap is a Victorious version of Twitter/Facebook. "5 Fingers to the face" is one of Victorious songs. Cat is saying that she will hit Selena. Also a fun fact is that Cat was the only character to hit someone else.

Put this whacker Trina up against me, now that is crazy
Trina was Tori's (Cat's friend) talentless sister. Cat says that it's crazy that she has to fight someone who is worse than Trina.

And Alex, is a classic example of a guy's name
Now she addresses Alex by saying that Alex is more of a guy's name.

I watched your show die off, like I swindled the fame
Victorious became popular after Wizards of Waverley Place ended. Cat says that it almost seems like she she stole the fame. To swindle means to steal someone's property. Also Swindle is a movie with Ariana Grande.

So drop your wand cause your brother does a better work
Alex lived in the shadow of her brother because he was the smarter and more responsible person in the family.
Or I'll call up Jade or Sam, to beat you up with a butter sock
Both Jade and Sam are Cat's friends. Both of the are mean to other people. Cat says that Alex should give up before she calls them. Also Sam would sometimes place butter inside a sock and beat people up.

Vote who won here.

Rap battle #11
Jack the Ripper vs Deadpool

Rap battle:

Spoiler: 

I don't care if you think this battle is bad. It was the most difficult battle I've ever made™

Spoiler: 

SupERB rap battle #11

Jack the Ripper
vs
DeadPool

JtR:
I will shoot you down faster than cannonical five
Jack the Ripper, known to steal a prostitutes heart
The father of crime, the OG Whitechapel murderer who'll beat you
Who's got more dope rhymes than you have mental issues
I mean, have you seen X-men Origins Wolverine?
You couldn't win even if you fought Natalie Portman
Your comics was written by a comedian at work
At least Stryker found a way to shut your mouth

DP:
Noone knows your true identity, let it stay that way
Stay hidden, or I'll use Jacky's blood as Sauce on my plate
You're just a psychopathic pathetic murderer from the slums
While I'm too marvellous, I leave a dead pool of corpses
You'd rather go to jail than get in the way of my blade
Cause now you attract more trouble than Magneto does metal
You know what's gay: you screwed the prostitutes but no sex
After this you'll wish you could walk, call yourself Proffesor X

JtR:
Jack the Ripper, I'll rapidly rap to rip you apart
So even Captain America cannot SHIELD you from that
(Ouch) And you won't heal from the hell that I send
You're so whack that they even made you kill yourself

DP:
You want to rip me apart Mr. TooGenericNickname
I slay better foes than you, faster than Quicksilver
You couldn't beat KidPool or even WhackPool
You might be a Brittish doctor but you'll still get schooled

Reference guide

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JtR:
I will shoot you down faster than cannonical five
Canonical five were the five victims of Jack the Ripper. Cannons shoot out cannonballs hence this is why I misspelled the word (cannonical instead of canonical) creating a pun. Jack says that he will shoot down Deadpool faster than the Canonical five.
Jack the Ripper, known to steal a prostitutes heart
To steal someones heart means to fall in love with someone. Jack used to remove body parts of some of his victims. Jack is joking about the fact that he could literally rip out and steal a prostitutes heart and steal it. Also Jack is introducing himself in this line.
The father of crime, the OG Whitechapel murderer who'll beat you
Jack calls himself the original murderer. Whitechapel Murderer was one of Jack's nickname. He also says that he will beat Deadpool.
Who's got more dope rhymes than you have mental issues
Deadpool had mental issues. But Jack has more dope rhymes.
I mean, have you seen X-men Origins Wolverine?
A lot of Deadpool fans were complaining about what they did to Deadpool in the movie.
You couldn't win even if you fought Natalie Portman
Deadpool fought a mutant called Black Swan. Natalie Portman played in a movie called Black Swan. Jack says that he couldn't even beat her.
Your comics was written by a comedian at work
Deadpool is a funny character. Jack is saying that he's more of a joke of a hero and that his comics was written by a comedian rather than someone who wants who wants to make a good superhero comics.
At least Stryker found a way to shut your mouth
Referencing the X-men Origins Wolverine again, where yes, Stryker did find a way to shut Deadpool's mouth.

DP:
Noone knows your true identity, let it stay that way
Stay hidden, or I'll use Jacky's blood as Sauce on my plate
No one knows Jack the Rippers real identity. Deadpools says that it's a bad idea for him to be revealing himself and rap battling him. The second line is an "eating emcees" kinda line. In this instance Deadpool will use Jack's blood as ketchup/sauce. Referencing Saucy Jacky postcard.
You're just a psychopathic pathetic murderer from the slums
Jack killed prostitutes in the slums. Also deadpool calls him a pathetic psychopath.
While I'm too marvellous, I leave a dead pool of corpses
Marvel and Deadpool pun in one. Deadpool is saying that he is so amazing that he can leave a pool of dead bodies. He is saying that he is a better killer than Jack.
You'd rather go to jail than get in the way of my blade
Deadpool is saying that his blade is a much worse solution for Jack than going to jail.
Cause now you attract more trouble than Magneto does metal
Magneto was able to control metal. And his name Magneto... magnet. Magnet attracts metal, but in Deadpool's opinion Jack attracts even more trouble.
You know what's gay: you screwed the prostitutes but no sex
Jack screwed (or shall I say killed) the prostitutes. In Deadpool's opinion this is gay because he didn't even have sex because he didn't even have sex
After this you'll wish you could walk, call yourself Proffesor X
Deadpool is saying that at the end of this battle he will knock Jack off his feet so bad that he won't walk again just like Proffesor X who's on a wheelchair.

JtR:
Jack the Ripper, I'll rapidly rap to rip you apart
Jack reminds Deadpool that he's called the Ripper and he's gonna rip him apart on the mic. Also a lot of words starting with ''r''. Similar to
''This is Capone rapping and I'm capping this captain, capische''
So even Captain America cannot SHIELD you from that
Captain America is one of Marvel's superheroes with a shield. S.H.I.E.L.D is a law enforcing agency in Marvel.
(Ouch) And you won't heal from the hell that I send
Deadpool had the ability to regenerate from any damage. Jack is saying that his rhymes are so hot that even Deadpool can't regenerate from them. Referencing "From Hell Letter". You send letters.
You're so whack that they even made you kill yourself
Referencing Deadpool kills Deadpool. Deadpool had to kill an alternate version of himself from a differenr universe called Dreadpool. Jack is saying that it's only because he is so bad that Marvel just wanted to kill him off.

DP:
You want to rip me apart Mr. TooGenericNickname
Deadpool says that Jack's name is too basic. Ripper is not a creative name for a man who wants to rip people.
I slay better foes than you, faster than Quicksilver
Quicksilver is one of Marvel superheroes. His superpower is that he is super fast. But Deadpool can slay better opponents than Jack even faster.
You couldn't beat KidPool or even WhackPool
Deadpool had to team up with alternate versions of himself to save the multiverse. He met characters such as Kidpool which of course Jack the Ripper would have no chance against. And even though WhackPool doesn't exist, even if he did Jack wouldn't have a chance against him.
You might be a Brittish doctor but you'll still get schooled
Jack was Brittish. Based on the cuts Jack had a knowledge of human anatomy which means he was educated. Even though he was educated Deadpool will still teach him a lesson (beat him).

I like it, I'm glad I suggested it

It was difficult. If you like it then that means I did a good job and I should be happy for that.

Edit: You're such a nice kid. I accept you into Hogwarts.

I made a couple of mistakes recently. Stupid mistakes. Anyway, I could be offline for 3 weeks so here I am writing the last battle of season 2. This is not supposed to be lyrically good. I tried to include all the mistakes I made. It is Donald Trump vs Ebeneezer Scrooge styled rap battle.

SupERB rap battles #12
Dion vs ERB Crazy

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#SupERB rap battles #12

Dion
Vs
ERB Crazy

Dion:
Log on Crazy Imma type till my fingers begin to hurt
You're a lonely, Polish unpopular forumer
I am a mod on this forum man, while you're nothing
This is not a soccer match, but I'll still leave you sweating
You're pathetic like an offender becoming an admin
You gained your first friend after two months you gotta admit
You don't shake hands you have no fans, you ruin others with your boring speeches
Everybody knows how great I am, unlike you I belong in the "winner" species
My rhymes will scare like the wasps and the bees
You're about to get your ass beat again, by three MC's
When time comes, everyone will add you to ignore list
Cause I'm gone, I got better things to do like banning bots

Me as ERB Crazy:
How dare you disturb me when I'm writing my first battle
I don't care about getting any fans on this forum
I didn't come to stay online and chat all day
I came to write battles and that's all you'll see of me

Spartica4Real:
Don't panic crazy, but you're inactive all day
I'm Spartica that's why I kicked you out of TDFE
Who's properly rocking and also known for being solid
Yo, I own this forum, I am a mod
You wrote a thread for promotion, cause no one reads your battles
You should've rapped like Renegade... and made good ones
Inactivity is why no-one knows your creations
What's good is your humour, if you lack dedication

Me as Dumbledore the SupERB:
Don't try to rap battle, I'm well known on this section
Your rhymes are so whack, you deserve an infraction
Your style is as old as Sparta itself
So enough with these words I will not change myself

Turtlesauce:
I'll try to convince you right now
I am popular right now

Oh, just take a look at these four bars
I am more active than King in the North
Stop trolling people in your stupid 10's
Or no one will take part in your role plays
Who would you go gay for- disgusting
And your reviews are dead and they're boring
If you were nice, then you wouldn't talk shit
And start trash talking with Milotic

Me as Dumbledore the SupERB:
No! It's true what you're writing! Oh why am I trying to arguing with truth
Actually remembering what dear Dion had said
I still am expecting the future's verse

Quote:

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Originally Posted by PolarBore

Boo

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by MC Dumbledore

Aaaaa

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PolarBore:
You'll leave for 3 weeks
We're glad we got rid of this Crazy disease
Alone by yourself, no sign of internet
While we will have more fun with our games and our chat
Cause you've chosen a path of an offender
And this time it will not be me to blame
The price you pay if you continue that way
A permanent ban with no time for good bye

Me as MC Dumbledore:
You said that this will be happening only, if I'll be moaning and arguing, like lately
Maybe Sambaba and Dion were right
I shouldn't have used the joke that was banned
I promise to come back better
Member of the month is what I will become
We're fans of ERB and we should live peacefully like a good community

Who Won
Who's Next
You Decide

Loved it, I hate to see you go

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Turtlesauce

Loved it, I hate to see you go

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Thanks. You were much better than Kanye West. I will miss you.

*snicker* That was rather amusing to read. Not only because I am kind of one of those that only am here to have somewhere to post battles I randomly wrote just for fun and want other people to read them before disappearing for ages, but because of that I actually felt a bit hit by some of those. Hahaha. Though, I won't be reformed. Oh, well. It was an amusing read. Thanks for taking the time to write it. Haha.

I used the little time that I had to edit my rap battle #12

Season 3 begins with more excitement. The first battle is gonna be a replace ERB with ERB. Guess who, guess in what style. And yes, I did copy some lines.