RBM RAP BATTLES

Any suggestions?

BATTLES:

Charles Baudelaire vs Tim Burton
Storm Trooper vs Nazi Soldier
Ronald McDonald vs Richard Simmons
John Wilkes Booth vs Edward Kenway
King Tut vs James Dean

UPCOMING BATTLE LIST:

Jimi Hendrix vs Bob Marley
Mary Poppins vs Amelia Earhart
Mortal Kombat vs Power Rangers

Charles freaking Baudelaire VS Edgar Allan Poe

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Originally Posted by Clemi

Charles freaking Baudelaire VS Edgar Allan Poe

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I like the idea of Baudelaire, but can we maybe steer away from rappers that have already appeared in ERB, please? Just a pet peeve of mine unless they make a cameo or something. :p

What about vs Tm Burton?

Yeah, I like that idea too :P
In fact I once did a rap battle with him against Victor Hugo but that'd make too many French people in one rap battle

I would like to see a storm trooper (from star wars) rap battle a Nazi German soldier. Battle of the regular guys.

Ronald McDonald vs Richard Simmons
Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie
Jack Black vs Betty White
Salvador Dalí vs Andy Warhol

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I would like to see a storm trooper (from star wars) rap battle a Nazi German soldier. Battle of the regular guys.

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That's a cool idea!

Could you do Edward Kenway vs John Wilkes Booth. I'm working on it on my series but I would love to see someone else's work for comparison.

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Originally Posted by Stofferex

Ronald McDonald vs Richard Simmons
Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie
Jack Black vs Betty White
Salvador Dalí vs Andy Warhol

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I like all of those except for Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie. I will use at least one of the suggestions above in a future battle.

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Originally Posted by ERB Crazy

Could you do Edward Kenway vs John Wilkes Booth. I'm working on it on my series but I would love to see someone else's work for comparison.

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Sure :)

MEGUPDATE

1. Tweaked the To-Do List to only include suggested match-ups.

2. I will do the following battles in the order suggested:

First is Baudelaire vs Burton, then Nazi vs Storm Trooper, then one of the suggested Stofferex battles, and then Kenway vs Booth. Gabe Newell vs Reggie will also appear sometime because of #Nutty's approval.

3. Baudelaire vs Burton will come out ASAP, and the release window stretches from today to tomorrow.

RBM RAP BATTLES

CHARLES BAUDELAIRE

VS

TIM BURTON

Begin!

Tim:

There was a man named Charlie Baud...
His hair was scarce and his works were...yawn.
The Flowers of Evil now rest on your grave
For your opium love didn't leave you unscathed!
I'm the director of this battle! Fighting me was a bad idea...
You won't last long getting fucked up by me without receiving gonorrhea!
Listen to me, Big Eyes. I just thought you should know
That your whole life is just a shitty rehash of Poe's!

Charles:

Straight from France, of a poetic prose...
Baudelaire's got the balls to appose known foes.
You think you're disturbing? You work for kids
And I'd rather have no hair than wear a gorilla pubic wig!
I may have overdosed, but you're the one who's high.
Who writes about a candy man, a scissor hands, and mimes?
Mess with my mind, Tim...I'll sit you down for class
Once you get your ugly head outta Johnny Depp's ass!

Tim:

Don't bring up ass hunting...look at your penmanship!
Sex is all you write about, you inquiétant little shit!
You like languages? Well translate this:
pas même votre mère peut vous sortir de cette!

Charles:

You can ask Banville how Bauller I am
And I don't take shit from anyone who liked Wicker Man!
You married a bad actress? Now that's devotion.
I may be paralyzed but you're the one who's stopped motion!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

REFERENCE GUIDE

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Tim:
There was a man named Charlie Baud...
His hair was scarce and his works were...yawn.
This is a reference from the beginning of the song "Ballad of Sweeney Todd", and Sweeney Todd is a musical that had a movie adaptation directed by Tim Burton.
The Flowers of Evil now rest on your grave
Charles wrote Les Fleurs du mal (The Flowers of Evil).
For your opium love didn't leave you unscathed!
Charles died from too many drugs.
I'm the director of this battle! Fighting me was a bad idea...
You won't last long getting fucked up by me without receiving gonorrhea!
Charles got STDs from prostitutes...
Listen to me, Big Eyes. I just thought you should know
Big Eyes is a project Tim is currently working on. Also, Charles has big eyes.
That your whole life is just a shitty rehash of Poe's!
Charles and Edgar Allan Poe both were scary poets who were melancholic and died in similar ways. Charles was Poe's translator.

Charles:

Straight from France, of a poetic prose...
Charles is French...and "of a poetic prose" is part of a quote by him.
Baudelaire's got the balls to appose known foes.
You think you're disturbing? You work for kids
Tim Burton has directed a ton of kid's movies
And I'd rather have no hair than wear a gorilla pubic wig!
Look at Tim Burton's hair and tell me it doesn't look like ape genitals!
I may have overdosed, but you're the one who's high.
Who writes about a candy man, a scissor hands, and mimes?
Tim Burton worked on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Edward Scissorhands, and Batman Movies (one of which has Joker looking like a mime)
Mess with my mind, Tim...I'll sit you down for class
Once you get your ugly head outta Johnny Depp's ass!
Johnny Depp is Tim Burton's bitch, to say the least.

Tim:

Don't bring up ass hunting...look at your penmanship!
Sex is all you write about, you inquiétant little shit!
Charles wrote a LOT about sex. Also the French word means "disturbing".
You like languages? Well translate this:
Charles was Poe's translator...
pas même votre mère peut vous sortir de cette!
This line means "Not even your mom can get you out of this!" This is referring to Charles' constant begging for support from his mother when he was living.

Charles:

You can ask Banville how Bauller I am
Banville is another author who was inspired by Charles. Also...I made a pun. Tee-hee!
And I don't take shit from anyone who liked Wicker Man!
Wicker Man starring Nicholas Cage is one of Burton's favorite movies. It's terrible. NOT THE BEES!
You married a bad actress? Now that's devotion.
Tim Burton married an actress who isn't really famous.
I may be paralyzed but you're the one who's stopped motion!
Charles had a stroke and was paralyzed before he died, and Tim Burton does LOTS of stop-motion animation work. It's a play on words. Heh.

Ahhh, welcome back buddy ^^ Really good battle, and I like the reference guide a lot, made me appreciate the battle more :D

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Ahhh, welcome back buddy ^^ Really good battle, and I like the reference guide a lot, made me appreciate the battle more :D

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thanks so much, man. :) any suggestions?

Baudelaire won, great battle.

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Originally Posted by King in the North

Baudelaire won, great battle.

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Thanks! :)

EDIT: Next battle coming soon! The battle of the regular guys!

RBM RAP BATTLES

A STORM TROOPER

VS

.......WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? WAIT, WHERE IS VADER AND HITLER? THESE GUYS HAVE NO BUSINESS HE-

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Sieg heil!

Nazi:

SALUTE! Robosapien scum...here's a fucking New Order:
Switch your motocross helmet for a gas mask or get TORTURED!
Just like your shitty movies, your armory is dated!
One fuck fest will destroy your Death Star of David!
Like Anne Frank, I'll knock you from the top to down under.
If you're really a Storm Trooper, I'll be stealing your thunder
'Cause I'm getting promoted for every time I say a word!
Even if you wanted a shot, you'd still hit a bird!

Trooper:

This is your last resort? A shitty retort?
Make your rap like your hair and cut it short!
I'm a Storm Trooper, don't get foul with me!
My rhymes will fry you like I'm Palpatine!
From Dark to Sky we'd blast you all!
From your twelve-year-old troops to your leader's ball!
He played you like a bitch with racist lies...
But I'm gonna make you pay like I'm the Treaty of Versailles.

Nazi:

You aren't even in Germany, but you've overstayed
And I'll mangle your face...call me Mengele!
No armor blocks a bullet, not even a CGI person!
You wear more plastic than your LEGO version!
Go and take your laser pointers and shove them up your pooper.
Once you see me blitzkrieg, I'll be the real storm trooper!

Trooper:

You're Hitler's bitch! Gonna steal his stache?
By the way, Buddha called, he wants the Swastika back!
Like you drop Jewish corpses, I drop the beat.
One of many pro marksmen and I rhyme elite!
After I blast your blonde buddies, you'll be the last
'Cause this Sturmtruppen just whooped your ass!

WHO WON? WHO'S NE-

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REFERENCE GUIDE

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Nazi:

SALUTE! Robosapien scum...here's a fucking New Order:
Robosapien is a toy robot that has a similar color scheme to a Storm Trooper. The New Order is what Storm Troopers enforce.
Switch your motocross helmet for a gas mask or get TORTURED!
Nazis gassed Jews to kill them.
Just like your shitty movies, your armory is dated!
One fuck fest will destroy your Death Star of David!
The Star of David was used to label the Hews in concentration camps. The Death Star is Vader's big-ass ship. It's a play on words...
Like Anne Frank, I'll knock you from the top to down under.
Anne Frank was a Jewish girl who hid in her attic until nazi soldiers found her and killed her. Attic is at the top of the house, and the Nazi is implying that she went to hell.
If you're really a Storm Trooper, I'll be stealing your thunder
STORM Trooper...there's THUNDER in a storm...hehehe...
'Cause I'm getting promoted for every time I say a word!
Even if you wanted a shot, you'd still hit a bird!
In the Star Wars movies, Storm Troopers have UNGODLY TERRIBLE AIM!

Trooper:

This is your last resort? A shitty retort?
Make your rap like your hair and cut it short!
Soldiers have their hair cut short.
I'm a Storm Trooper, don't get foul with me!
My rhymes will fry you like I'm Palpatine!
Palpatine was a Sith Lord who could shoot lightning out of his hands.
From Dark to Sky we'd blast you all!
Dark Troopers and Sky Troopers are examples of types of Imperial soldiers.
From your twelve-year-old troops to your leader's ball!
Nazis recruited twelve-year-old boys as soldiers. Hitler only has one testicle.
He played you like a bitch with racist lies...
Hitler's schmoozing won over some fan boys...
But I'm gonna make you pay like I'm the Treaty of Versailles.
The Treaty of Versailles (pronounced VER-SIGH) was the result of WW1 and forced Germany to pay lots of money due to their hostile actions.

Nazi:

You aren't even in Germany, but you've overstayed
And I'll mangle your face...call me Mengele!
Mengele was a Nazi who conducted cruel scientific experiments on Jewish children.
No armor blocks a bullet, not even a CGI person!
CGI is used a ton in these movies, the prequels in particular.
You wear more plastic than your LEGO version!
LEGO Star Wars video games exist...
Go and take your laser pointers and shove them up your pooper.
Once you see me blitzkrieg, I'll be the real storm trooper!
Blitzkrieg is German for "lightning warfare", which was a war strategy used by the Germans in WW2. Lightning is commonly associated with a storm.


Trooper:

You're Hitler's bitch! Gonna steal his stache?
Many Nazis copied Hitler's mustache because they were, indeed, his bitch.
By the way, Buddha called, he wants the Swastika back!
The Swastika symbol was actually used as a symbol of auspiciousness in Buddhism, Hinduism, and Jainism.
Like you drop Jewish corpses, I drop the beat.
Dead Jewish bodies were piled up in the camps.
One of many pro marksmen and I rhyme elite!
Storm Troopers, despite their number, are considered elite.
After I blast your blonde buddies, you'll be the last
Blue eyes and blonde hair stood out in the German crowd.
'Cause this Sturmtruppen just whooped your ass!
Stormtroopers were named after Imperial German Sturmtruppen, which in English translated to Stormtroopers, special troops who were tasked in the last year of World War I with mounting fierce infantry assaults on Allied trenches in an attempt to break the stalemate on the Western Front. - Star Wars Wiki

Nazi started off strong with

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Originally Posted by Nazi

SALUTE! Robosapien scum...here's a fucking New Order:
Switch your motocross helmet for a gas mask or get TORTURED!

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But Storm Trooper won the battle, his 2nd verse is super strong, my favorite lines:

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Originally Posted by Storm Trooper

This is your last resort? A shitty retort?
Make your rap like your hair and cut it short!
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He played you like a bitch with racist lies...
But I'm gonna make you pay like I'm the Treaty of Versailles.

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Super awesome battle :pimp:
And I really like the reference guide at the end.

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Originally Posted by ERBoH

Super awesome battle :pimp:
And I really like the reference guide at the end.

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Thank you! Glad you liked it! :D I like reference guides too because even if you don't know the people in the battle you can still get the jokes.

I really like your Charles Baudelaire battle ! :D

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Originally Posted by Clemi

I really like your Charles Baudelaire battle ! :D

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Thanks, Clemi! つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

This was... beautiful. Yeah in your face stupid Nazi's

Nice battles! I do have another rap battle suggestion if you'd like to hear it.

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Nice battles! I do have another rap battle suggestion if you'd like to hear it.

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Glad you like them, Christina. :) and I'm always open to suggestions!

Cool! It's been on my mind lately and I really needed to let it out: Can you PLEASE do a King Tut vs. James Dean rap battle? Thank you very much! Just let me know what you think. ;)

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Originally Posted by NiceChristina

Cool! It's been on my mind lately and I really needed to let it out: Can you PLEASE do a King Tut vs. James Dean rap battle? Thank you very much! Just let me know what you think. ;)

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Sure! Added to the list! ;)

Awesome! Thanks! :D

RBM RAP BATTLS

RICHARD SIMMONS

VS

RONALD MCDONALD

Begin!

Ronald:

Here comes Micky D to serve up some fries
I flow like soda and I'm gonna rise
This McChicken will get flattened by my big shoe size
I'll watch you get mauled by my pom-pom guys
We're the Happy Meal Gang and you're a fitness nerd
And smiles aren't the only things that we're gonna serve
While you're sweatin' to the oldies 'till you start to pant
The only meat you're hungry for is the one in man pants
You're a flop, Richie...you move like Wacko Jacko
I make bigger cash, bigger asses, and with a better Afro
Slide into my Play Place, and have a snack, bro
'Cause like Katrina I blow Louisianian assholes

Richard:

Step to the right then step to the left
Then tie a noose around your neck
'Cause I make people feel the best
The world is better without your jest
You fatten fuckers up, while I keep a working beat
I'm the MC of DVDs, so Sit Tight in your seat
Why have a charity house if you still kill consumers
With shitty-ass food and fake meat rumors?
You can't simmer the Simmons, you creepy man
I'll beat a failure like your game in Japan
Your role is marketing, while I'm a role model
And I still prefer Wendy's to Rosie O' Donald's

Ronald:

You're famous for Fish Hooks and dressing like Borat
You'd snap like a toothpick, baby, you need more fat
Fitness expert? How are you still alive?
Put down the tank top 'cause you're SIXTY-FUCKING-FIVE

Richard:

You think I dress funny? Look in the mirror
I'm not the one in this battle that dresses like a queer
You'll never be macho with that attitude, punk
And I can exercise at this age 'cause I don't eat your junk

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

REFERENCE GUIDE

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Ronald:

Here comes Micky D to serve up some fries
Micky D's is a nickname fore McDonald's. Fries are used as "burns" or "insults" in this context.
I flow like soda and I'm gonna rise
Soda rises...
This McChicken will get flattened by my big shoe size
McChicken is the chicken served at McDonald's and he's basically calling Simmons a chicken. Ronald is a clown, so he wold have huge shoes.
I'll watch you get mauled by my pom-pom guys
The Fry Kids are characters sometimes painted on Play Place walls at McDonald's.
We're the Happy Meal Gang and you're a fitness nerd
The Happy meal Gang are basically McDonald's characters.
And smiles aren't the only things that we're gonna serve
Happy Meals are marketed to serve up smiles, and Ronald is saying that he's gonna "serve" Richard.
While you're sweatin' to the oldies 'till you start to pant
Sweatin' to the Oldies is a fitness series by Simmons.
The only meat you're hungry for is the one in man pants
Ronald is accusing Richard Simmons of loving dick and being gay because of his flamboyant actions.
You're a flop, Richie...you move like Wacko Jacko
"Flop" as in a failure and "flop" as in flipping burger patties. Wacko Jacko is a popular image of a creepy Michael Jackson face (look it up on Google images), so he's saying that Richard moves like a retarded version of Michael Jackson.
I make bigger cash, bigger asses, and with a better Afro
Ronald makes more money, makes people have bigger butts due to McDonald's foods being fattening, and has a better fro than Simmons, who has a little Afro.
Slide into my Play Place, and have a snack, bro
The Play Place is the playground inside of the restaurants and usually has slides.
'Cause like Katrina I blow Louisianian assholes
Richard is from New Orleans. Hurricane Katrina blew away a large portion of Louisiana. By blow asshole in this context, though, he's saying that his food will give him diarrhea and blow his asshole.

Richard:

Step to the right then step to the left
Then tie a noose around your neck
Simmons giving directions for exercise like in his DVDs and, for Ronald, telling him to kill himself.
'Cause I make people feel the best
[b]Part of Simmons' marketing is making people "feel the best".
The world is better without your jest
Without McDonald's, we would probably see less fat people.
You fatten fuckers up, while I keep a working beat
In his dance videos, Richard directs choreography to a beat. He's saying he can keep a beat in a rap battle.
I'm the MC of DVDs, so Sit Tight in your seat
One of the Richard Simmons fitness DVDs is Sit Tight. he's telling Ronald to sit down.
Why have a charity house if you still kill consumers
Richard is bringing forth the irony of having a charity house (the Ronald McDonald House) if McDonald's food kills people.
With shitty-ass food and fake meat rumors?
McDonald's uses fake meat.
You can't simmer the Simmons, you creepy man
I'll beat a failure like your game in Japan
He's calling Ronald a failure and saying he can beat a failure like he can beat the Japanese video game starring Ronald (it exists) which he also considers a failure.
Your role is marketing, while I'm a role model
And I still prefer Wendy's to Rosie O' Donald's
He says he prefers eating at Wendy's, another fast food restaurant, than eating at "Rosie O' Donald's", making fun of McDonald's making people fat. Rossie O' Donnell is a famous female personality who is considered obese and Richard has even appeared on her show before.

Ronald:

You're famous for Fish Hooks and dressing like Borat
Fish Hooks is a Disney Channel show in which Simmons voices a character. Borat is a movie character that dresses in a green banana hammock. Don't look up that picture, please. Ew.
You'd snap like a toothpick, baby, you need more fat
Simmons is skinny.
Fitness expert? How are you still alive?
Most "fitness experts" use fad diets and fail at their job.
Put down the tank top 'cause you're SIXTY-FUCKING-FIVE
Simmons wears tank tops a lot. He's also sixty five years old, which is old.

Richard:

You think I dress funny? Look in the mirror
I'm not the one in this battle that dresses like a queer
Richard Simmons' clothing is usually skimpy and revealing, so people would associate him with being gay. He's saying that Ronald McDonald dresses gayer because he's a clown.
You'll never be macho with that attitude, punk
And I can exercise at this age 'cause I don't eat your junk
Once again, McDonald's food makes you fat. This could also be considered a gay joke but...eh.

I love this :3
Thank you for making it :D

That was awesome!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

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I love this :3
Thank you for making it :D

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That was awesome!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

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You're welcome :)

I also like to thank you for adding the King Tut vs. James Dean rap battle for me. I'm so looking forward to it. :D

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I also like to thank you for adding the King Tut vs. James Dean rap battle for me. I'm so looking forward to it. :D

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You're welcome! That battle will be the next one after Edward Kenway vs John Wilkes Booth

Oh to the yeah!

RBM RAP BATTLES

EDWARD KENWAY

VS

JOHN WILKES BOOTH

Begin!

Booth:

I'm about to pop the brains outta this fraud assassin
You won't believe the trouble you got your ass in
Why don't you quit your pirate's life and ditch the Creed
I've been on the loose since I did...the deed
You're a Welsh from hell and I'm telling the truth
Better log off the Animus if you step in my booth
You stand no chance, Ken, might wanna set sail
I've seen better pirates on Veggie Tales

Kenway:

(sea shanty: Leave Her Johnny)
♫ I thought I heard my client say: Go kick Johnny's beaver ♫
♫ 'Cause this bitch's broke-leg style sucks more than skeeter ♫
I heard you're an actor, but no need to warm up
Supporting roles shouldn't act so tough
You're a Confederate slave who tried to get away
But ended up getting hung when you hit the hay
I'll capture this Abraham wake-up alarm
And burn him so bad it'll drop the barn

Booth:

I may hate the slaves, but I'll set my rhymes free
You're more whiny than your grandson: WHERE IS CHARLES LEE?
I fucked more pretty women than Ezio Auditore
While you neglected your whore, but that's a different story

Kenway:

I kill so many Templars it's not even fair
You aren't even fresh and you were born in Bel Air
You suck at escapes, so might as well stay here
I'll go load up my cannons while you catch up on Shakespeare

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

REFERENCE GUIDE

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Booth:

I'm about to pop the brains outta this fraud assassin
Booth assassinated Lincoln by shooting him in the head. Kenway became an assassin after killing one and taking his clothes and job.
You won't believe the trouble you got your ass in
Why don't you quit your pirate's life and ditch the Creed
A Pirate's Life for Me is a famous Disney song. Assassins in the Assassin's Creed series follow "the Creed", basically an assassin oath.
I've been on the loose since I did...the deed
The deed as in assassinating Lincoln. Don't wanna give it away, right?
You're a Welsh from hell and I'm telling the truth
Kenway is Welsh.
Better log off the Animus if you step in my booth
The Animus is the virtual reality computer system in the Assassin's Creed franchise. Also, "booth" as in John Wilkes Booth. Hehehe...
You stand no chance, Ken, might wanna set sail
I've seen better pirates on Veggie Tales
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is a Veggie Tales episode in which, well, they don't do shit.

Kenway:

(sea shanty: Leave Her Johnny)
The pirates sing catchy sea shanties in Black Flag. Look this one up.
♫ I thought I heard my client say: Go kick Johnny's beaver ♫
Beaver is a nickname for vagina.
♫ 'Cause this bitch's broke-leg style sucks more than skeeter ♫
Broke-leg as in Booth broke his leg when falling after trying to escape Union soldiers. Also, a skeeter is a mosquito, and they SUCK blood.
I heard you're an actor, but no need to warm up
Booth was a very famous actor during his time. Actors warm-up before performances.
Supporting roles shouldn't act so tough
Kenway is belittling Booth's talent by calling him a supporting role, or a side-character in theater.
You're a Confederate slave who tried to get away
Confederates in the American Civil War wanted to keep slaves and Booth supported them, while Kenway is playing off of that by calling him a slave to them or, in other words, their bitch. Booth also tried escaping after killing Lincoln.
But ended up getting hung when you hit the hay
Booth was hung after getting caught. "Hit the hay" means to be put to rest but this is also referring to how Booth fell and also hid in a barn during his escape.
I'll capture this Abraham wake-up alarm
And burn him so bad it'll drop the barn
Pursuers of Booth tried burning the barn he was hiding in to the ground in order to find him.

Booth:

I may hate the slaves, but I'll set my rhymes free
Booth supported slavery.
You're more whiny than your grandson: WHERE IS CHARLES LEE?
Connor, grandson of Kenway and protagonist of Assassin's Creed 3, always whined about finding and killing a man named Charles Lee, who was responsible for his mother's demise.
I fucked more pretty women than Ezio Auditore
Ezio was the protagonist of many of the Assassin's Creed games and was charming enough to land some babes.
While you neglected your whore, but that's a different story
Kenway and his wife had some troubles because Kenway pursued a life of adventure while she disagreed. Play the game to understand.

Kenway:

I kill so many Templars it's not even fair
Templars are the antagonists of the Assassin's Creed series.
You aren't even fresh and you were born in Bel Air
Booth was born in Bel Air, Maryland. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was a popular sitcom in the nineties.
You suck at escapes, so might as well stay here
Booth failed his escape plan and died because of his failure.
I'll go load up my cannons while you catch up on Shakespeare
Cannons are on pirate ships. Booth was an actor and even did Shakespeare plays.

AWESOME RAP BATTLE!!!!! Can't wait to see my request! Super excited!!!

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AWESOME RAP BATTLE!!!!! Can't wait to see my request! Super excited!!!

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thanks! it is coming soon!

*does the happy dance* YAY!!!!!!!

RBM RAP BATTLES

KING TUT

VS

JAMES DEAN

Begin!

Tut:

I'm getting raised from the dead like I was written by Romero
So I can show this little rebel the Curse of the Pharaoh
Your movie had no cause because it had you in
But like your Porsche, my raps break the speed limit
Teenage icon? You've already been forgotten
Your pansy car will get totaled by two-tank-amen
So go run East of Eden or suffer Giant defeat
You've rotted Jimmy Dean...you're dead fucking meat

Dean:

Take off your burial mask 'cause your brain can't fit
I wanted to fight bulls until I heard your bullshit
Man...I'm so cool, but my raps get hotter
Though my disses will freeze you like your stillborn daughters
You wear a jar on your head while my hair stays slick
And my sweet ass awards are worth more than your dick
This is coming from a teen star, so let's make things clear:
Even I can't put up with a kid for nine years

Tut:

Now let's hike the dull desert of your life, dummy
You got sexually abused after your mom turned to mummy
My people made a larger army than your fans will ever make
You call yourself a Quaker? Time to make this kid shake

Dean:

Well you married your half-sister, but you're half girl yourself
Your girly lip-stick face is now on historian's shelves
I'll fuck up this guy and I ain't even gay
And I'd take a dancing Steve Martin over you any day

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE

REFERENCE GUIDE

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Tut:

I'm getting raised from the dead like I was written by Romero
Egyptian lore is all about mummies coming back from the dead. George Romero is a famous director who directed many horror flicks about zombie apocalypses such as Night of the Living Dead.
So I can show this little rebel the Curse of the Pharaoh
Rebel Without a Cause is the most famous movie to star Dean. Curses are associated with King Tut's tomb and Egyptian stories.
Your movie had no cause because it had you in
Rebel WITHOUT A CAUSE....hehehe....but he's calling Dean boring.
But like your Porsche, my raps break the speed limit
Dean died in a car crash driving over the speed limit in a Porsche.
Teenage icon? You've already been forgotten
Teenagers go through fads and then break away.
Your pansy car will get totaled by two-tank-amen
Dean died in a car crash, and Tut is saying that he would total him as "two-tank-amen" is a play on words of Tut's real name: Tutankhamun.
So go run East of Eden or suffer Giant defeat
East of Eden and Giant are the other two famous Dean movies.
You've rotted Jimmy Dean...you're dead fucking meat
Rot as in mummification. Jimmy Dean, James' nickname, is also the name of a meat company that makes sausages, and that James is dead MEAT.

Dean:

Take off your burial mask 'cause your brain can't fit
Tut's burial mask is a popular image, and looks so tight it would probably block brain circulation or some shit.
I wanted to fight bulls until I heard your bullshit
Dean wanted to be a bullfighter at one point.
Man...I'm so cool, but my raps get hotter
Dean looks like a stereotypical "cool guy".
Though my disses will freeze you like your stillborn daughters
Tut had two stillborn daughters. Ouch.
You wear a jar on your head while my hair stays slick
A wooden bust of Tut made it look like he wore a jar on his head.
And my sweet ass awards are worth more than your dick
Dean won quit a few awards for his acting talent. He's saying that they are worth more than Tut's genitals which would be worth a lot as it's a historical artifact.
This is coming from a teen star, so let's make things clear:
Even I can't put up with a kid for nine years
Tut ruled for nine years in Egypt. Dean is saying that even as a teen himself, he's hate to put up with a bratty teen for nine years.

Tut:

Now let's hike the dull desert of your life, dummy
Egypt is desert-y. Tut is calling Dean's life dull and dry like a desert.
You got sexually abused after your mom turned to mummy
Dean claimed to have been sexually abused after his mom died.
My people made a larger army than your fans will ever make
You call yourself a Quaker? Time to make this kid shake
Dean was a Quaker and Quakers believe that they will shake when going to heaven or some shit like that.

Dean:

Well you married your half-sister, but you're half girl yourself
Tut did in fact marry his half sister and Dean is saying that Tut is half girl, playing off half-sister.
Your girly lip-stick face is now on historian's shelves
Look at a bust of Tut. He looks like a girl.
I'll fuck up this guy and I ain't even gay
Dean claimed to not be a homo but was reported to have sexual relations with other men. "Fuck up" as in brutality but played off as a sex joke.
And I'd take a dancing Steve Martin over you any day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTPH5y1-ZI&feature=kp

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no prob ;)

how about Jimi Hendrix vs Bob Marley?