EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OISIN!
Battles:
SEASON ONE
1- Katniss Everdeen vs Robin Hood
2- Ash Ketchum vs Noah Kaiba
3- Sheldon Cooper vs Steve Urkel
4- US Presidential Battle
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OISIN!
Battles:
SEASON ONE
1- Katniss Everdeen vs Robin Hood
2- Ash Ketchum vs Noah Kaiba
3- Sheldon Cooper vs Steve Urkel
4- US Presidential Battle
Ghost Rider vs Eminem
Which incarnation of Ghost Rider do you refer to?
The Nicolas Cage's
Sorry, Ghost Rider vs Eminem is a forum joke, so...
How about Robin Hood vs Katniss Everdeen/Legolas?
I prefer Ash vs. Noah
Agent 47 vs Jack the Ripper
OK, here goes...
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OISIN!
ROBIN HOOD!
VERSUS
KATNISS EVERDEEN!
BEGIN!
Robin Hood:
I'm the most amazing outlaw since Wild Bill,
I'll beat you then turn your face red like Scarlet Will,
I stole from the rich, b**ch, then gave to the poor,
You're just the reason Peeta has Herpes coldsores!
I'll flint and steel you, make you Catch Fire,
You're sinking, I'm like a Mockingjay, always flying higher.
Meow! There's a cat missing its Catnip Everdeen!
You're the most pathetic excuse for an archer I've ever seen!
Katniss:
Oh look, it's Robin Redbreast, oh what a hero!
You needed 4 merry men and you still equal zero?
Je suis la femme en feu, call me Joan of Arc,
We all know what goes on with your 'Merry Men' after dark!
You and Friar F*** can sit at your campfire,
You don't even exist, you thieving liar,
My rhymes are always fresh, evergreen,
You know who I am, I'm Katniss Everdeen!
Robin Hood:
Your first verse was terrible, you think you're so nifty?
I've got an airport named for me, bomb you like an F-50.
Why rap against you? It just drags on and on,
So I'll pass the mic to my man Little John
Little John:
I'm Little John, I'm 7 feet tall,
Smash you with my quarter-staff against the wall,
Your district's about to feel destruction,
Your rhymes suck like a cup of suction.
Katniss:
(becoming furious)
Little Wobin was scared, so HE GOT HIS BOYFRIEND TO RAP?
Every line that you have spit at me is CRAP!
Poor Little John is like a bank, you always make a deposit,
What'll Maid Marian think when you come out of the closet?
I'll fire your apple off your head, like William Tell,
You should be called Robbing, BUT YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO SPELL!
I'll leave you to rot with your Merry Elves,
You just got beaten by District Twelve.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OISIN!
Liked it, it was fun. Thought Little John's verse was a bit on the meh side, but liked it.
Katniss had some really sick verses, keep it up!
Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tudor