I've been brainstorming for MONTHS for a new series idea. And it just now struck me.
I'm gonna start off with a classic.
Spoiler:
EPIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF
SMASH BROSSSSSSSS
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TONIGHT WE GOT!
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ROY!
VS.
ROY KOOPA!
BEGIN!
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FIRE EMBLEM ROY
Hide your forks, tongue, drills, boxing gloves and turtle toys.
Koopaling, you're about to get smoked because - (Ike, Lucina, Marth and Robin) "ROY'S OUR BOY!"
I've been cuttin' sharp since the beloved GameCube with Melee
And now that I'm back, I can DL- See you being cut any day.
I'm known for blowing competitive viewers right out of the stands
While all you do is piss off all the Mario Kart fans!
Just because I cost money makes you think that you can undo me?
Well everyone else disagrees, and they had to include me.
ROY KOOPA
You hype yourself up for a clone of a low tier
I can hammer you into the slammer, I have no fear
Pick up a copy of the game, and see you're not on the roster
"Hey man did you get Roy", "Nah bro, I just haven't bought her."
The only Emblem you should Fire is the one where
The fans are upset that all of your series is Marth. Now is that fair?
Speaking of Mario Kart, have you seen my movepool?
The most original of the series, so how are YOU cool?
FIRE EMBLEM ROY
Funny you mention the roster, where are you by default?
Oh yes you're not there, because you're only a bad alt.
I'm not a clone, cause I spit fire, leaving you with a scar.
But you're merely joke, that's why you ride in the Clown Car.
ROY KOOPA
Oh boy using fire? Ike and Robin did it better
Nobody wants to pay for a veteran, did you not get the letter?
You can fight anyone you want, but don't mess with me though!
Cause I'll leave you looking shittier than your series' amiibo!
08-20-2015
TheDiamondPiggy
I love this. I love it.
Megaman VS Samus
Swordsmen Battle Royale maybe
Clone Battle Royale maybe
08-20-2015
ZoroarkPKMN
Damn, these are great. I'd love to help write if you plan on doing more.
08-20-2015
Klonoa
Actually, me too. If you plan to write more I'd love to pitch in.
08-20-2015
Katz
Thanks guys!
At the current time I don't really want/need more writers, but for special battles I'll definitely consider it!
And in response to Zororark, you bet there's gonna be more!
Here's a hint for the next one
WAHOO- *shot*
08-20-2015
BrineBlade
but Banjo and Kazooie haven't been confirmed yet...
08-20-2015
Mike Hat
Dang it, I had this idea a long time ago ;w;
It's okay though, yours are better than mine would have been.
So next battle... Banjo-Kazooie vs. Duck Hunt Duo, maybe?
If you'd like suggestions, some of the battles I was planning on were Shulk vs. Lucina, Lucario vs. Mewtwo (with Greninja as a third party), and Snake vs. Inkling.
08-20-2015
ZoroarkPKMN
It'd be interesting if you're going for characters not exclusively in Smash, but maybe highly requested (Banjo, Inkling, etc.)
If that's so...
Robin (Fire Emblem) vs Isaac (Golden Sun)
King K. Rool vs Ridley
Young Link vs Toon Link
Meta Knight vs Skull Kid
08-20-2015
Katz
Assist trophies and boss characters are not exempt ;)
08-20-2015
Katz
SURPRISE!
Spoiler:
EPIC
RAP
BATTLES
OF
SMASH BROS
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King Ganondorf!
vs.
King Bowser!
BEGIN!
BOWSER
Gwahaha! It's a fat Captain Falcon, given nothing by For Glory!
And you're about to get Bowser Bombed, cause it's my Inside Story!
Why did they send me to this fight? I've got a whole 7 goons!
But you can't even defeat Link, Young or Toon!
When I spike you, it'll go deeper than the hole in your chest
And I don't need to be a pink ball to put your ass to rest!
I spit fire, both on the stage and in this wicked rhyme
I'm the king of stealing princesses, but I don't see your crime!
GANONDORF
Send me back to my first form, and wait for me to slam
Because I do more evil than your stupid princess scams
I've almost unlocked Ganon, charging like a battering ram
Oops, it's too late, GANON FORM IS GOING HAM!
I'll bring a spinal bash with my final smash and eat you like a beast!
Turtle soup, and the shell, I'm well prepared for this feast!
With a smooth broth and hardy tone, and the best crunch!
But I'll have to wash it all down with a giant Warlock Punch!
BOWSER
Gah, your old form boars me, and you can't have any of my meat
You should go to vegetables instead, cause you're gonna get beat
So what if I nab a bitch, I can't switch from my style!
Stab you in the back with your own sword, you'll be left in denial!
GANONDORF
You mention my sword, but I don't see you wield a weapon!
And I don't give a damn about that clown crew that your reppin'
People only use your Bowsercide, but I require skill
I'm leavin' burns like your fire that can't be healed by Doc's pills
And fuck the bar limit, because my verse I don't trim i-
KING DEDEDE
Are you about to get hammer crushed? Well that depends
The thing that makes me unique is that I make ammends
After all these years I can forgive my big rival
But you too cliches are far past the point of revival
Rocking 3 D's, only a V on you jokes!
I'm the true Superstar, leaving Ganon level chokes!
