Adonis Potter and the Stone That Did Crazy Shit
Chapter 1: The Boy Who Had GodMode
It was a dark night. Owls were everywhere. Why? I don't know. An elderly man arrived at a normal looking house. All of a sudden, a cat jumped out of nowhere, and transformed into a woman.
"Logannogal. How are you feeling?"
"Not good Dumblebore, and I don't see how you are so calm given the circumstances."
Dumblebore started eating a pear. "I find these noob treats to be calming."
"Is it true? Are the Potters... dead?"
*sigh* "I'm afraid it is true. Baldemort has #NoScoped them."
Logannogal flinched at the sound of the name. "And the boy?"
"He has survived. Rangerus Numbrig is bringing him here."
"Do you really trust Rangerus with something this important? His heart is in the right place, but he's mentally retarded."
"I would trust Rangerus with my life."
"How can the boy live here? With these noobs? Every quickscoper in the world will know his name and legacy, yet he will not."
"It is the only place he can be safe. I believe he will be fine."
Rangerus shows up, dressed in camo.
"Alright professors. I've got the little one right ere. Look at em. Sleepin so peacefully."
Dumbledore places the baby on the doorstep, along with a note.
"You will be safe here, Adonis Potter, the Boy with God-Mode."
With that, he rang the doorbell, and the 3 mysterious individuals vanished into thin air.
