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Hurry up, he's revealed next episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by Klonoa
The Beast
They kinda all forgot about me. I like that. They all thought I was the killer for a time, but then as stuff happened, they forgot "The Traveler".
Galvan was standing at the entrance of the bar, looking onwards as the events unfolded.
Jericho and Gleeson returned, saying that Bred was killed by the beast.
Sylpha, Hobo, Toaster Spank, and Hibiki remained in silence for a moment. Only for a moment.
Hobo: THE BEAST IS US! YOU CAN DRIVE BREAD AND PARK IT!
Toaster Spank: Yeah... probably?
Hibiki patted the Hobo on the back, as Sylpha went to talk to Gleeson.
Sylpha: What happened?
Gleeson: He got shot.
Sylpha: How?
Gleeson: He was being an idiot.
Sylpha eyed Gleeson suspiciously.
Gleeson said nothing, and wondered to the edge of the village.
"I'm certain there's no Beast. We're just animals. Fighting eachother. There is no Beast."
"Well, that certainly proves how much YOU know!"
Jericho knocked on Travis' door, when he noticed fresh mud on the front-step of his door.
"What the?.. This is from the forest.."
"HELLO, PREY!"
Jericho turned around, and saw a person who looked like a normal, 22 year old human. Tall, brown boots, black trousers, green shirt with a crimson waistcoat, all covered with a heavy, black, stylized coat and cloak, sporting a fancy hat and quality gloves.
"My name is Dragomin Feld!"
Dragomin threw the head of Jeremiah Gleeson in front of everyone in the village square.
Sylpha yelled out in rage, and ran towards Dragomin with her hammer raised high. Before she could smash it down on her face, Dragomin dissappeared, and then stuck a dagger in Sylpha's back, who dropped down, heavily injured.
Hibiki rushed to Sylpha, and started mending her wounds.
"The only reason I'm out here right now is because... there are TWO traitors among you! Kill them both, and I'll leave you alone. Goodbye, filthy peasants!"
Dragomin disappeared.
Jericho grabbed a sword, and rushed to Travis' house.
To be continued...
Hey, it's back! It's always a pleasure seeing something like this appear after a while.
Hey shit everything is coming back
So it's a FLAMBOYANT pissed off British guy :OOOOOOOO
Traitor?
Jericho busted open Travis' door.
"WHERE ARE YOU, YOU OLD DEGENERATE?!", Jericho swung wildly at a piece of furniture.
Travis Parker was on the couch. "Sit down", he said, calmly. "You have fire in your eyes and in your heart, son. And I know what you think I did. Sit down".
Jericho put down his weapon. "Speak."
Travis offered him some tea, he refused. "I killed Loafa Bred."
"You motherfu-"
"Just hold on, I didn't do it because he stood up to me. I did it because it was the only way I could get you to listen to me. Now LISTEN TO ME! I know what and who he is. He's Dragomin Feld, of the famous Feld family. He has enough money to buy all my ancestors."
"So why does he hunt us?"
Travis leaned in, and looked straight into Jericho's eyes. "For fun".
Hibiki, Sylpha and the Random Hobo were sitting at the bar, with Galvan handing out the drinks.
Hibiki: Do we play his game?
Sylpha: No. He wants us to kill ourselves, so he doesn't bother.
Hobo: WHAT IF... WE GO KILL HIM!
Hibiki: They tried.. we don't know where he is.
Sylpha: Actually.. he has a point. So far we didn't know what he was, but he's obviously not living in the woods. We have to find out where he's staying.
???: HELP! HELP!
Hibiki used his Celestial Vision, and saw somebody wounded outside the village walls. He immediately ran out to the person, and noticed it was the Stranger from earlier.
Hibiki: You..
Stranger: Sorry..
Hibiki looked up and saw a dagger flying right for his forehead. Dragomin moved forward, dropped a pouch of gold for the Stranger, then looked at Hibiki's body.
"Wasting your life helping others? How cute."
To be continued
Dragomin's still a dick =P
Fighting a Beast
Well, I gotta tell ye, Galvan's bar got pretty empty. Everyone was busy following Travis' orders. They were going to go storm the Beast and kill him. Hehe.
At least I got the drinks all to meself.
"Say Galvan", the Traveler murmured, "How come you never leave this god-forsaken pub?"
"Because it's my home. It's my place. Why should I leave it? I learn everyone's biggest secrets here, I get to know everyone better."
"And ye would do anything for ye pub, right? Protect it at any cost?"
Galvan started sweating bullets. "W-What do you mean?"
"Nevermind, fella, just joking around."
Traveler walked over to his seat, as Galvan's heart started beating harder and harder.
Outside, after a day of mourning Hibiki, following the Hobo's plan, everyone was working... well, mostly Travis, Jericho and Sylpha. The Hobo and Toaster Spank were somewhere in a barn.
Travis and Jericho were gearing up, while Sylpha made last-minute adjustments on her armour.
Hobo: Toaster, I think that the aliens are coming.
Toaster Spank: What?
Hobo: I think the aliens are coming.
Toaster Spank: What?
Hobo: Yeah.
Toaster Spank: Hobo, what if he kills us?
Hobo: Who?
Toaster Spank: The Beast, man.
Hobo: BEASTMAN IS REAL
Toaster Spank: Beast
Hobo: Yeah
Toaster Spank: What if he kill
Hobo: Who
Toaster Spank: We
Hobo: Sorry I couldn't keep it any longer
Toaster Spank: No I mean "we"
Hobo: You what?
Toaster Spank: What if we die.
Hobo: Then we stop living, I guess.
Toaster Spank: Oh. Got any soda?
Hobo: No. Sugar controls the masses.
Toaster Spank: Damn.
Suddenly, there was a rustle in the barn. "Hello, incompetent idiots."
They turned around and saw Dragomin.
Hobo scoffed, "Aliens".
"Hello, Toaster Spank Perplexing Wanker, would you like some soda?", Dragomin said while opening the can.
"Ye.", Toaster said as he got up, took the can, and poured the soda down his throat. "O shit, Hobo"
The Hobo eyed him "What"
"I drank poison", Toaster Spank, as he fell to the ground and his eyes started twitching.
Dragomin spit on his corpse, then took out his sword, and headed towards the Hobo.
The Hobo looked at him. "Do it", he said, unimpressed.
Dragomin took a step back. "Aren't you scared? You. are. going. to. die. Shit your pants or something."
"I can't", he shrugged, "did that like an hour ago"
Dragomin put the sword to his neck. Hobo didn't even budge. "BLOODY FUCKING HELL I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU DO SOMETHING"
Hobo stared him in the eye. "No."
Dragomin yelled in anger, and stormed out the barn, tucking his sword in his sheath. He stayed there for a few moments, then said to himself "Did a hobo just outsmart me?"
He laughed at his own idiocy, then threw a match at the barn. "I hope he's afraid of fire."
Sylpha was hammering down the armour, when she thought she smelled piss. It was the Hobo's smell, but the Hobo is never this sneaky.
She turned around quickly and slammed the hammer behind her, knocking Dragomin's sword of his hand.
"Wha-?"
Sylpha pushed him down, and raised the hammer high up.
"He never told me you were this powerful! Stupid Galv-"
Slypha slammed the hammer down on Dragomin Feld's noggin, smashing it completely.
"This is for Hibiki.."
She slammed it again, shattering his ribcage, leaving only a bloody mess behind."
"Did he say Galvan..?"
To be continued...
I was laughing the entire time I read Hobo and Toaster Spank's part, well done man, well done.
EDIT: Damn I have to spread muh rep around :c
I had to get into the mindset so I drank a beer and pissed myselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
mrw i see an oc village update on activity stream
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