The Countries of ERBoH - Now Wtih 100% Less Drama (For My Friend Klonoa)

(ADDENDUM; ADDED December 30, 2015: Please don't post at least until I post all chapters. I'm creating a compilation of the story for Klo so he could read it uninterrupted. Your free to post after, though :p)

There is a world, a world where 6, and only 6 countries rule supreme! The story takes place in a planet known simply as, Planet ERBoH. The complete ruler of this planet is the one and only Rob. Don't think of him as complete ruler, though. He is very fair, balanced, and unbiased with his decisions! Without him the world would be in total anarchy! What are the 6 countries, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. Here are the countries of ERBoH.

The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated:
This country is a mafia ran country. Every single person in this country, boy or girl, old or young, are members of a bigger mafia corporation. Even though some may be strangers, like a mafia, they are like family. This country is a big city like area. There are many buildings and corporations, as well as illegal businesses running! There are 2 rulers of this country. Ren, and Top-Hattington. They are also the fathers of this mafia. They're the big bosses. No one crosses paths with these 2, because if they do, then Ren or Top will have them executed quicker then Justin Bieber earned hate! When it comes to trade with the other countries, they keep the word. If you want some weapons for your country, they supply it. The world's weapon arsenal comes from this very country!
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/im...sjowA0ifoyq1qg

Havokia:
Have you ever wondered what the apocalypse was like? If you're man enough to wanna find out, come to the huge country of Havokia! It is the biggest country of ERBoH. Many, many years ago, this country was nuked in a grand ERBoH War. Once a great city, this place is now in ruins. Buildings are either crumbled or dilapidated. There are still some areas on fire, that can only be controlled. Poison and acid run rampant throughout streets. Every remaining citizen (Quite a damn lot), have their own hazmat suit and gas mask. As long as you wear these, you'll be safe from the acid or the toxicity of the country. Here people travel by trams, trains, and subway. The 2 rulers of this country are SuperRapz and BobbyBobber. These 2 are experts when it comes to the ins-and-outs of the city. They are extremely powerful, and can nuke your city in 10 seconds flat. The only downside is the force of the nukes leaving would be enough to wipe the country off the face of the planet. Havokia is big in armor when it comes to trade. This country can create armor that can't be destroyed even by nukes! Yowzers! So basically, your defense comes from this country.
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Black Ops Base T4-71:
Odd country name? Yes. Weak country? HELL NO! This kickass country used to be known as Krupzovia But after the war mentioned before, it was taken over by military professionals. This WHOLE country is a military run country. You got the children with the skills of Kony's army, and more badassery than Chuck Norris! Are they slaves? No. They had the choice to stay in their countries, but they volunteered for this line of work. This country is probably the best when it comes to strategy! All the buildings are heavily protected, and are bases. No ordinary houses. Just bases. Of course, they're still remotely comfy, though. No area of this country is left unprotected. It is nearly impossible to get in or out of this country without meeting their requirements. The 2 rulers of this militaristic country are Spartica4Real and Castiel. These are the best soldiers you can find. They're good at any type of combat you can imagine, have no weaknesses, and rules their country with an iron fist! What is this country's trade? Unfortunately, their weapons and armor still come from UI and Havokia, respectively. But they trade transportation. Whether it be simple cars and planes, to bomber jets, tanks, battleships, and more! Transportation, and armed vehicles come from this country.
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Grand S.T.A.R.S.:
The place is a ghost town. Literally! If a normal person were to go in, they'd see nothing but dusty old buildings. This place hasn't been touched by technology at all! It's still in the Western stage. Saloons, barrels of beer, and cattle. Or at least, they would have cattle if it weren't a ghost town. Believe it or not, the population is very high. It's just that this eerie town has super natural forces. Most of the citizens are either zombies, ghosts and ghouls, or Grim Reapers in training. So normally they would be invisible to the human eye. You can see them if they decide to show themselves, though. Not a good country for humans unless you don't mind being haunted. People here are very observant. So observant, in fact, that they have detailed maps of the whole planet. Nothing missing on the maps either except for classified areas. They also have pretty damn good compasses and other tools useful for explorers. The 2 rulers of this spooktastic country are Godfather and Kain. Godfather may seem human at first, but he's actually a perfect zombie/ghoul hybrid. Kain, A.K.A Death, is also very perfected. These 2 know how to earn access to anywhere. It's just they are allies with Black Ops, so they wouldn't betray them. Or would they? They are also very secretive, but intelligent. Trade? Why maps, compasses, and other tools of the sort of course! Charts, and newfound ways of exploration come from this country.
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/im...W41fuOKZcjjndm

Epicztopia:
This is the very opposite of S.T.A.R.S. This country is possibly the most advanced yet! Every building is filled to the brim with technology that the Earth probably won't get for 100,000,000,000,000 more centuries! You name it, they have it!: Time machines, teleportation chambers, clones, robots, and even Pokemon. That's right. Pokemon! About a year ago the country discovered how to make Pokemon real. The country is guarded by Legendary Pokemon, and the strongest of Pokemon! Hell, most of the most famous members are Pokemon, or half-Pokemon. And though it may seem you can get fat and lazy easy, the natural magic of the city prevents you from getting fat, and you're always at work! It takes a lot of help, hands, and work to keep the technology running, but in the end, it is worth it! The 2 rulers of this country are very unique. You have Zoroark, a half-human, half-Pokemon. And Doc. He used to be a proud citizen of Xdomia (Which I will explain later). But he decided he wanted a new taste of adventure and formed this marvelous country. And not to mention he's a Pegasus, to boot! These 2 rulers can turn a boring old clump of dirt into a supercomputer within seconds! There is no topping them when it comes to creativity and inventing, and they don't lack in trade either. The world's power, electricity, and technology come from this country.
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/im...rfX8b7paWrYA9n

The Haven of Xdomia:
This place is probably the most prestige of them all. It's a Heaven. Literally! This place sits as a city in the clouds and expands over a lot of the world. This country is pure, and untouched by evil. Every citizen is either a God or a Demigod. Of course, they're not the Gods that created or watch over the world, but they are royal assistants to them! This place is basically a sanctuary. The streets are paved with gold, and the structures are made of pure platinum. There is a huge fountain in the middle of the city that pours replenishing waters. Even the most wounded can heal in here. For example, if you are missing a few limbs, take a dip in the fountain and you'll be healed instantly, and even regain those limbs! You can even walk on the clouds. The place literally glows and gleams with energy. Wanna know what's better? You don't need money. Everything is absolutely free! A lot of the citizens are even ponies, unicorns, or pegasi! Some of the most famous here are named Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie! The 2 leaders here are very well known. First, we have the wonderful God of Bronies. Aside from being a Pure God, he is also an Alicorn (Pegasus unicorn.) The other wonderful leader is Sergeant Spike. Another Pure God, but he is also a dragon. These are as regal as can be, but can be fierce in battle. They are amazing and can rule like no other. This country's trade is also excellent. All medicines, morality, and life come from this place.
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Chapter 1: The Meeting

Rob was sitting in his over sized red, plush chair in the conference room of ERBoH HQ!. Now normally, Rob and the GMs would be the only ones allowed in this HQ, but an important meeting was about to start. So he invited all the GMs and Group Rulers. The entire conference room was half the size of a huge gymnasium. The carpet was soft and red, and there was a huge "U" shaped desk, just big enough to fit everyone. The walls were freshly painted white, while beautiful gold chandeliers hung from the ceiling. I won't go into detail of the rest of the 5-Star luxury room. Everyone was here today to discuss changes in the law of Planet ERBoH.

Rob did the epic slow chair spin that villains always do in the movies. Rob was a skinny young adult. He had his hair cut in a Justin Bieber fashion, but not exactly like it. He wore thick glasses and had a shirt that read, "Would you like some fruit punch with that knuckle sandwich?" Rob slowly moved his left hand to a stack of papers and folders to the left of him. He shuffled around the pile looking for a certain document that he wanted to share with everyone. He finally found the document labeled "A New Order." Rob put the document to the side and cleared his throat as he began to speak, "Well, I'd like to start off by saying I hope everyone enjoyed their nine course brunch. Those waffles were the shit! Who's with me!?" Everyone in the room chuckled and put their hand up. Rob waited until everyone stopped laughing and continued, "Hahaha. Ahhh. I'm amazingly funny. Anyway, let's get right to business! I invited you here to discuss the changes of the law that will soon take effect. Let me read a short passage of something I wrote in this document."

Rob grabbed the document from earlier and held it up to his face. He adjusted his glasses and began to read,

September 15, 2012: 10:46 PM,

The world is still very disorganized. The 6 countries of this world are struggling with the times. Dark days have fell upon us. Money is getting low, the world is becoming far more dangerous, and certain citizens are close to exile. As I write this I am trembling with fear. Fear that this world will crumble. This is why I have decided to enforce new laws. Laws that will hopefully change our world... for the better.

--Rob


Well, that managed to kill the joy that the forumers had minutes ago. No one talked, moved, or did anything at all. Even God of Bronies was silent. Some people were sad, some were shocked, and some were even perplexed! It wasn't long before Rob began to speak again, "Well, that was what I had down. There are some laws that I will enforce this very hour, but I'm still thinking of others. For now, trade will be down. Any trading noticed between any country will be immediately ceased, and the participating countries WILL be punished. Secondly, no one is allowed to leave their country. All forumers that are currently visiting another country will be promptly returned to theirs, or face the death penalty. Finally, and most importantly, all projects will be put on hold. No exceptions! I thank you for your time. Until next time! You all are dismissed." Everyone slowly poured out of the conference room and walked into the main lobby. People stopped to mingle with others and sit down and relax. Top, Sergeant Spike, and Godfather sat down and played a game of poker. GoB and Doc discussed their lives and caught up with each other. Ren sat down on a couch and dozed off. Kain, BobbyBobber, SuperRapz, and ZoroarkPKMN took this as a chance to tour the HQ. Spartica, Castiel, Froggy, and Dion returned to their countries immediately.

After 4 hours of socializing, the last of the guests left. The camera zooms in on Rob who has an evil smile, "The planet will be thrown into turmoil, and I will begin a new era. Using my latest invention, I will destroy this world, and create a new one. One where everything will be the way I like it!" Rob let out an evil laugh as the episode ends.

Part 2 coming soon!

Chapter 2: The Invention

This part of the story takes place in the advanced country of Epicztopia! The city is bustling with activity. The light blue glowing buildings stood tall, overlooking every nook and cranny of the country. Instead of cars people rode jets, instead of roads were public transportation pipes. The whole country is surrounded by a huge blue force field conjured by the city's pride and joy. LAWL Industries. It was thanks to the head scientists, and the rulers, Zoroark and Doc. Years ago, the city had a problem with trespassers. Though they had armies, and traps for this occasion, the opposing enemies were much too strategic. Doc and Zoroark noticed the incoming threat, and before they could be overtaken, they used the pure energy from the country's core and some unfinished projects to create the force field. The only way anyone but Epicztopians could get in was with granted permission, or the code to deactivate the force field. Anyway, enough about the city's fine history, let's get to the present!

The head scientists of LAWL Industries were on the top floor. The ceiling was a glass dome which let in a soothing baby blue light. The carpet was a dark shade of blue, and was just as plush as the one in Rob's conference hall. The carpet was embroidered with every constellation known to man. The elevators and stairways were all guarded by Machamp. Seegineer was working out some bugs with the Pokemon Generator. Rocket was test flying a newly built Jet-777. ZeMasked was fixing himself. What? He is an android after all. Zoroark and Doc were trying to perfect an invention that could change the world as they know it.

"Hey, Doc," started Zoroark, "What exactly is this machine supposed to do again?" Doc stiffened his stance, and his wings. "Young pupil, it will change us. If we can get this right, we'll be able to control weather. We could stop earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, and much more! Heck, we could even start them. But, that wouldn't be a wise choice. Only the corrupted would choose to take that path," replied Doc. Zoroark had a shocked expression on his face. "Then why add that feature in the first place!?" Doc ignored his question and continued working. Seegineer was eavesdropping and came over. He was a large fella. Not fat large. He was built and strong. He wore sunglasses, and had light brown hair. Before Doc could hammer in a bolt, Seegineer grabbed Doc's hand, "Doc. Now you know I'm not one to eavesdrop, but. Answer the boy's question. Why create a machine that could start these disasters too?" Doc sighed, "I didn't want to scare you guys. We are being threatened by the Black Ops based. Even though we were directed NOT to trade, they demand more of our technology. Of course, since I'm a GM, I'm listening to Rob's rules. If they attack us, it might prove useful." Seegineer put his hand to his face and walked away. Doc let out a sigh of relief. Before he could start working again Zoroark yelled out something.

"IT'S COMPLETE!" he screamed. Everyone was ecstatic, even the previously perplexed Seegineer. The happiness turned to fear when they heard a "ding" from the elevator. As the elevator doors opened a figure stepped out. Frightened, the Machamp pulled his fist back and smashed the intruder across the face. The intruder's vision went fuzzy and he passed out. ZeMasked stood straight up. Through his twisted mask, he ordered "Machamp. Bring the enemy inside!" "Ma-Champ!" it cried. The Machamp dragged the intruder's limp body into the center of the room, except it wasn't an intruder. It was Rocket.

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Rocket woke up in the infirmary. A needle was injected into his side, just beneath his shell. "Unnnnnggghhhh...," he groaned, "What happened?" Doc walked over to Rocket's bedside. "You scared the flying fajeebies out of us, that's what happened! We tell you all the time, call ahead before you enter the lab. This is the fifth time this week you've been knocked unconscious by a Focus Punch! How did the flight go? Show us to the Jet!," he demanded. Rocket struggled to get on his feet, err, body. He slugged across the floor with ZeMasked cleaning the slime trail. The crew entered the elevator. As soon as it opened up on the Jet Garage, Rocket recognized the Machamp as the one that knocked him out. He spat a Mud Bomb at the Machamp, and knocked him to the floor. Everyone went over to the jet which was in perfect shape. Which was amazing, considering it IS Rocket we're talking about. As everyone admired it, an alarm wailed.

Zoroark jumped onto all fours, "I got this! You guys stay here!" Using his acute hearing, he rushed to the top floor in time to see the weather machine gone. In it's place was a note. Zoroark picked up the note and read it to himself, "Hahaha! This will prove useful. I thank you for completing the machine for us. Your buddy, ---". The last word, which was most likely a name, was smudged and illegible. "Who could have done this?" asked Zoroark aloud. He looked up at the ceiling window just in time to see part of it smashed. On further sight, he saw Doc flying away holding the machine. Doc sneered evilly at Zoroark. Zoroark let out a tear, before he was jumped by a gang of people. One donned a top hat, three were wearing gas masks, and one had an image of a cat on his shirt. Zoroark was knocked unconscious.

Episode 3: The Traitor

Here are in Havokia! The world's most toxic country. Almost every building is crumbling down. Green acid spewed out of every broken window, and the whole country was covered in a neon green poisonous gas. Now, let's take this story to the only perfectly fine building. Glass Headquarters. This marvelous contraption is manned by the one and only SuperRapz himself! The building was a dark blue, made of strong bricks. Connected to the front were 2 large glass tanks full of radioactivity. It was Havokia's only source of power. Without it, all technology would overheat and explode. Every citizen of Havokia was sitting down, except for 2. It was Uprising and SuperRapz. They were both in an intense rap battle and it was Uprising's final verse. And the final verse overall.

Uprising:
I'm a bout to bust your Glass jaw, knock off your head.
I don't just intimidate my enemies. I FUCKIN' SHOOT EM DEAD!
You may be the ruler of this country, but I rule your wife.
So take your ugly ass face an-

The doors suddenly swing open! Three people walk into the room. Very important to be exact. "What the fuck, man!? I was rapping!" said Uprising. SuperRapz walked up to the trio. "What do you have in that box, Dion, BB, and Froggy?" he asked after noticing a metal container. Dion spoke up, "Someone who trespassed into our territory," he lied. He opened the box and Zoroark came tumbling out. Zoroark was still unconscious from the beating he took, but he had some good licks in too! BB and Froggy's gasmasks were dented, and Dion had a scar right next to his left eye. Zoroark was fitted with a gasmask so that he could still breathe. "When he wakes up he'll have a lot of explaining to do," said Dion angrily. He grabbed Zoroark by the neck and threw him across the room. "Easy, Dion. Is that the way for a GM to act?" said Sane. He was sitting in the corner reading the newspaper. Dion looked at him with a weird stare and said, "Since when do y-," "I read it for the cartoons," interrupted Sane, "Anyway. You should know better than to throw someone across a room." "Quiet, or your ass is next!" exclaimed Dion. Sane looked back at his newspaper.

A groan was heard from under the table where Zoroark landed. He was getting up. As soon as he saw the poisonous fog he panicked, but then noticed the gasmask. "God. It's hard to breathe in this thing," he said to himself. "Then allow me to remove it for you," said Dion menacingly. He went up to Zoroark and yanked the gas mask off. Zoroark fell to the floor choking due to the toxins. "Dion..., why are... you... doing this... to... me?" struggled Zoroark. "You should know better than to invade our country. Rob's orders. And besides. You did, this to me!" Dion took off his goggles, revealing his scar. It was so blood red that even Zoroark winced. "So...rry. Please..., give me... the... gasmask...," he choked out. "Just put it on him," said BobbyBobber. Dion reluctantly walked over to Zoroark and gave him a new mask. Chi ran over to Zoroark. "How dare you!? No one deserves that much torture," she cried. "He disobeyed Rob. And don't think I'm not above hitting a girl. Because I'm not. Hands off the fox!" ordered Dion. Chi let Zoroark go and stood straight up, "What happened to you Dion? You used to be so calm and kind." "That's not me anymore. We're in hard times Chi. Trust no one. Or els-," a bullet was fired. "Damn right don't trust anyone!" said someone. Dion was down. Dead. Everyone looked up to see the shooter. It was none other than Uprising. Everyone was shocked.

Luckily, one of their chief police officers was in the room. Franchise looked down at Dion's corpse and back up at Uprising, "Throw the bitch in jail to rot!" said Franchise his partners: Wumbo and Tipsy D. "If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!" screamed Uprising. There was no sanity left within him. Fast as a jet, the three officers took action. They ran over to Uprising with cuffs. Uprising jumped into the air and landed on a beam on the ceiling. Franchise took out his AK-47 and fired at Uprising. Uprising dodged the bullets by jumping to the ground. The bullets shattered the central lighting, and the place was thrown into darkness. Everyone besides Uprising, Franchise, Tipsy, and Wumbo stood in a corner, frightened. Wumbo turned on his flashlight, but it was too late. As soon as the light hit Uprising he already shot Wumbo through the heart. Blood splattered everywhere, but Uprsing wasn't satisfied. He stomped on the flashlight and it was dark once again. Franchise took out his flashlight and turned it on. Uprising was right there. Suddenly, everything seemed to slow down. Uprising charged at Franchise with a dagger, Franchise screamed in terror, but before he could get killed, Uprising was hit by a hard object. Adonis stood there the leg of a chair he managed to break. Uprising was knocked out.

"HOLY SHIT! Great job, Adonis. Have you ever considered joining the force?" asked Tipsy. "Thanks for the offer, but I'm gonna have to refuse. Too much would be on the line," he replied. "Darn shame, but, thanks nonetheless. You'll be getting a reward later. But for now, we have something to take care of!" Franchise went over to Uprising and cuffed him. He opened the cellar door and walked down to the dungeon. He threw Uprising's body into the cell and walked back upstairs. He called their technician, HipsterSamuel, who fixed the light for them. Pretty much almost everyone cleared the room. It was just Franchise, SuperRapz, Zoroark, and Wumbo and Dion's body. "Thanks, Chief Franchise!" exclaimed SuperRapz. "All in a day's work, Mason. I'll be back later. I'm on lunch break. You want anything from Burger King?" questioned Franchise. "Nah, I'm good. I have to deal with Zoroark," replied SR. Franchise walked out through the back door. SuperRapz walked up to Zoroark. "Now, as for you. What the Hell is going on!? And talk, or suffer the consequences. "I would rather die than talk to scums like you!" yelled Zoroark. "Then so be it," replied SuperRapz. He removed Zoroark's gasmask and watched as the Illusion Fox succumbed to the toxins. Now it was just SR and three corpses.

Uprising was in his cell, conscious again. He had a bitter look on his face. He knew that something was up with Dion, but was still in shock. At first, he felt bad, but then he decided Havok wan't worth it. He was probably going to die in jail anyway. He punched a bar, "DAMN IT! There's no way I'm getting out of this mess!" he exclaimed. "I beg to differ," said a voice. Uprising looked at the source of the sound but could only see a shadow of the person. Except for it wasn't a person. "What do you mean?" demanded Uprising. The hidden man responded, "I will help you get your revenge on Havok, but you must help me. Not only must you come to my country, I want a favor." The figure walked into the dim light. It was God of Bronies. "GoB? Whatever. I just want to leave this wasteland. What do you want? Anything!" he said.

"I want to pay Rob a visit," said GoB with a smirk.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 4: The War

Black Ops Base T4-71 is looking as strong as ever! Soldiers all around the country are training for The Resistance. The Resistance Movement is an organization committed to stopping the numbers of murders that have risen. News already went worldwide as: Police Officer Wumbo, Epicztopia Ruler Zoroark, and Global Mod Dion have been murdered. Furthermore, Top-Hattington, Doc, Froggy, and BobbyBobber have been reported missing. The base is a huge island filled to the brim with the finest weaponry. They're in short stock with guns ever since trading has ceased, though. Only the bravest have attempted to recreate the weapons given to them.

Now, let's get on our way to one of the many training sessions going on. Sergeant Scatman's session to be exact. "Now, listen ladies! I don't want any slacking. If you show any sign of weakness I swear I'll ship your ass out to Havokia. WITH NO GASMASKS!!!!" yelled Scatman. That did the trick. His students were doing jumping jacks, push-ups, and sit-ups faster than Yoshi can eat food. There were five brave soldiers in his class: Erblover, Noremac, Roy, Fredo. and Dragonate. (Shout out to Nate.) They were doing their best, but Erblover was at the point of passing out.

He stopped to catch his breath as beads of sweat dropped down to the hard, warm pavement. "Scatman, Sir...! I... need... a drink of... water." he said weakly. "Is that so, cadet? Well training ain't a place for you than! You better shape up, or ship out! You hear me soldier?" yelled Scatman. Erblover nodded slowly and went back to doing push-ups. Scatman grinned at Erblover. "Good work, soldier! You continue to persevere after being put under pressure. You can have the rest of the day off." rewarded Scatman. "Really?" asked Erblover excitedly. "Yes! But you gotta run to your bunk. NOW!" ordered Scatman. Erblover stood straight up, "SIR YES SIR!" He ran all the way to his bunk. Scatman blew his whistle, which was the signal to take a break. The remaining 4 stood in a side-by-side line. Scatman slowly walked to face the four and spoke, "Men. You see? If you were more like him maybe you'd be in a comfortable bunk with AC. But noooooo, you have to be sissies! Get back to work! And don't expect anymore leniency."

While those 4 work their asses off, let's get to the rulers of this country: Spartica and Castiel. They're at their HQ: Building 207-4.24/Squadron Unit-Alpha. Or simply, BSUA. Inside is a huge war helicopter. It was the size of a small building. It was equipped with a multitude of guns, including a rocket launcher and a flamethrower. Spartica was wearing casual clothing while Castiel was fully fitted in a military uniform. "So, you're really leaving us, huh?" asked Spartica calmly. Castiel walked up to Spartica and put his hand on his shoulder, "Listen, Spartica. I wish I could stay. Really, I do! But I'm about to embark on an important mission. Multiple death counts have been recorded from Havokia, and it's my job to investigate. Hell, we might even get into full blown war! It's either them, or us, and we can't afford to lose this match. If we do, then Havokia will take over. I'll try to come back safely, but for now, I have to deal with Uprising." Spartica moved away from Castiel and turned the opposite direction from him with his head down. "You have to promise me something, buddy," whispered Spartica. "What's that?" questioned Castiel. Spartica turned towards Castiel once again, "Kick Uprising's ass!" he said. Castiel smiled approvingly and got into the helicopter. He saluted at Spartica, who slowly saluted back. Castiel flew off towards the country of Havokia.

As soon as Castiel left the horizion an explosion was heard. "The fuck was that?" exclaimed Spartica. He heard screams of pain and agony. "HOLY SHIT! What happened!?" he shouted. Spartica grabbed an assault rifle and ran towards the noise. Usually this would be a pretty gutsy move, but Spartica wou;d rather die than let one of his men perish. He jumped over tanks, police lines, and even bases! (Yes. He's that badass.) Eventually he reached his destination: Area 14. He saw something unbelievable. A huge floating screen, though he could only see the back. It was huge. Bigger than five of Spartica's largest bases. It was silver with a huge tailpipe at the end that shot flames, propelling the contraption. He was paralyzed with fear. All he could do was look at his citizens.

Sergeant Scatman was pleading with the machine to let everyone go. Of course the machine didn't listen. And shot vaporizing beams at Dragonate, Roy, Noremac, and Fredo. The 4 were well prepared. Dodging blasts and shooting at the machine with snipers. But the machine was too strong, the ammo harmlessly bounced off of it as if the ammo were raisins. The robot shot a laser at Fredo who was a second too late. His leg instantly disintegrated, and blood poured out so fast that he died before he could even cry in pain. Spartica winced, but was still too terrified. Dragonate stepped up to the machine and flapped his wings. "Ever fought a dragon before?" asked Nate. Oddly the machine talked, and sounded quite human, "No, but I like to try new things."

Nate soared into the sky with the robot in pursuit. Nate used Hyperbeam, but the robot dodged it swiftly. The beam of energy missed and shot straight into the ocean. "Nice flashlight. Care to see mine?" mocked the robot. A cannon emerged from the square screen's head and fired a concentrated beam of energy at Nate. A managed to singe off his left wing. "ARRGH! You bitch..." grunted Nate. "Now, now," said the robot, "No profanity please." Having only one wing, Nate started flying in circles. He was forced to fly down to the ground. "Everyone... I'm sorry." he said. "Awww... And I was just starting to have fun. Well, looks like playtime's over. Back to work!" shouted the machine. He floated down to Dragonite and used his mechanical limbs to tear Nate apart. First his leg, then his arm. Finally, the robot decapitated Nate with a blade. His blood soaked head rolled over to Scatman's foot. "You... You monster!" cried Scatman. "You thought that was bad. If you were a good Sergeant you would've made your men work, and give less rewards. Looks like poor Erblover is going to have to suffer as a result." said the robot. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" screamed Scatman, but it was too late, the robot launched a missile at Erblover's bunk which shot up in flames. There was no trace of Erblover left.

Spartica had enough this. "Hey, mechanical monstrosity! Show yourself! I am Spartica, ruler of Black Ops. If you have a bone to pick with us, than face me!" shouted Spartica. "Since you want me so badly. Come and get me!" shouted the robot. It turned towards Sparitca, and he got his first glimpse of the robot. He was shocked to see what was there. On the monitor, was an image of Rob smiling evilly...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 5: The Villain Team

Let's take this story to the villain's side for this episode. Remember Rob's HQ? Well shut the fuck up! You only saw the lobby and Conference Hall. Let's get to the HQ of the HQ: Rob's office! It's a huge space. The floor was metal, with bits of flaws every 30 or so inches. The unbroken parts were polished to the nth degree, though. Rob's desk was wooden with a red velvet top. On it was a nametag that said, "Bringer of Chaos." Next to it was a coffee. WITH NO SUGAR! How diabolical. His computer wasn't an ordinary computer. It was a supercomputer! It held all his evil documents, evil drawings, blueprints, and pictures of Jessica Simpson. He also had a calender and a schedule on his desk.

The walls were a dark blue hue, with red polka dots. But it wasn't paint, it was blood from all of Rob's enemies. Swords and guns, paper and wood; there was a lot of things hung on the walls. The ceiling was probably the creepiest of all. It was covered with the obituaries of all of Rob's victims.

Rob was on his phone. The conversation sounded delightfully evil, "I don't care, okay? Just kill him! Go take your ax, and chop him into pieces. We need to get things rolling, okay!? Thanks! I'll see you at the family reunion, Grandma." He hung up. The first thing he did was log on to ERBoH.Com. "Alright, let's see how things are going. New banner entries, PMs, flame wars. Alright, everything's perfect!" He instantly logged back off and stood up. "Now to blatantly announce my evil plans, but I'll do it... IN RAP!" he exclaimed.

The name's Rob, Admin of ERBoH.Com!
I take a few countries, and order them bombed.
Who do you think nuked Havokia?
Who took all the technology from Xdomia?
Who's the man who turned Underdog to crime, or forced Doc to Epicztopia?
Who forced Black Ops to retreat and made S.T.A.R.S. undead? Only one!
The truly despicable Rob, I will end the forum with a BANG!
Create a new world, in which all citizens WILL obeeeeeeyyyy!!!!!

He felt exhausted after the rap and sat back in his awesome floating chair. "That was quite a close one I had with the members of Black Ops Base. Quite a massacre. Quite a massacre indeed! I escaped in the nick of time, and spread some chaos too!" Rob said to himself. In his head he was thinking of his next attack. This time he was planning on attacking The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated. He already left a good amount of damage on Epicztopia, Havokia, and the Black Ops Base. Top should be arriving any second now.

Almost immediately Rob heard a buzz. An intercom in the room let out an announcement, "Hey, Rob. It's Top. Can you let me in?" Rob walked over to the door, entered in his password, and the mechanical door slid open. Top walked in with that fine mustache of his! Rob pulled out a chair in the front of his desk and gestured Top to sit. Top did so. "So, Top. My most trusted employee, may I have a status report on the countries and my other employees?" asked Rob.

"You may, sir." replied Top, "Where to begin? Let's start with the cites you've done quite a number on! Let's start off with Epicztopia. That heist Doc suggested was great. No one would expect him to steal his own invention. Without that machine in Epicztopia's possession, we're free to unleash a torrent of natural disasters! And when he busted out through the top window, though it was completely unintentional, it managed to calibrate the forcefield in a different pattern. This shut it down permanently, so we're free to attack! Soon their technology will be ours. As for Havokia, besides how you nuked it EONS ago, it's taken even more damage! The rogue attack by Uprising was completely unexpected, but it helped. They lost one of their good police officers, and mistrust has built up. This caught Castiel's attention and he's on his way to "kick Uprising's ass," so to speak. And he will know doubt bring further destruction, allowing us to easily steal the best of their armor! Now for your most recent attack. Black Ops Base. Half of their vehicles have been destroyed along with a huge chuck of their bases. Most of their best soldiers will killed and the place is still in shock. If we gather enough men we can overpower them and make off with their vehicles. Underdog, Xdomia, and S.T.A.R.S. still haven't been attacked, but that will soon change. Now, onto the subject of your henchmen and employees. I'm doing quite fine. BobbyBobber and Froggy have been reported "missing." HAHAHA! Really, though, great idea keeping them here for now. Doc is planning on attacking The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated soon. I'm planning to see if I can get Ren to help our cause. As for Dion, well..."

Rob perked up, "Oh, right! Meet our henchmen, some old some new! Behold!"

Rob gestured towards shadowy figures who stepped into the light. It was Doc, Froggy, BobbyBobber, Gustav, and Assassin. "Also. Using our newfound technology, say hello once again to..."

He gestured, but this time to a surprising array of henchmen. There they were, Dragonate with mechanical wings, arms, legs, and part of his head mixed with a robot's. Also robotified were: Erblover, Fredo, Zoroark, and Wumbo.

"How did you get them to our side?" asked Top. "Simple," said Rob, "I simply recoded the machine parts of them to perform evil, and welcome back, Dion!" Dion walked out, but wasn't an android like the others. Top was stunned. "Turns out he wasn't dead! He had a slow heart rate, but I patched him up good as new! He's going to help Doc take over Underdog first thing in the morning. Now for one more surprise! He's not a robot, and he's not even controlled. Please welcome..."

Spartica stepped over, and stood next to Rob with an evil grin.

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Episode 6: The Drug

The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated, what a lovely country. Full of lights, buildings, illegal businesses, crimes. Yes, that's right crimes! Though the whole group is one big mafia family, they can't help but do illegal things to one another. This country is the most modern and normal one, but it also has the world's highest crime rate. Everyday there are 2,432 robberies. 5,000 beatings, and many more cases.

Let's head on over to Top Dealers. The world's biggest casino, and also a secret mafia hideout. The casino is full. WWEFan is playing Russian Roulette with Top. Ren, Mega Man, and Epic Player X are playing a game of Poker. Everyone else is hitting the slots, and Thumb just won $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9 99,999. He's watching as all the money pours out of the slot machine. The machine's automated voice rang out, "Would you like to risk it all, and try to double the money?" Thumb's face lit up with even more excitement, "HELL YES!" "Well, then. Get Triple 7's to win double, but don't lose." it warned. Thumb grabbed the huge lever and pulled it straight down. The slots span. The first one came to a stop. "7". After a few more seconds, "7." It all came down to this. And the final slot read........ "7!" Thumb let out a Justin Bieber fangirl scream. The machine spoke again, "This will teach you to gamble... bitch." A bomb rolled out of the money slot and blew Thumb up, along with the money.

All the others were too busy to realize. The poker game was going well. Ren was in the lead, with Epic Player X in second, and Mega Man last. "So, you seem to have quite the predicament EPX. Do you fold, or will you play?" asked Ren. "I fold." said EPX. "Mega Man. You know what to do!" exclaimed Ren. "Yes, boss!" replied Mega Man. "No hard feelings, except for that time you slept with my sister. As a matter in fact, feelings are as hard as my dick!" said Mega Man. He aimed his gun arm at EPX and shot out a bullet. It went clean through his brain and came out the other side. The bullet landed in WWEFan's drink, who took a sip anyway. EPX had a spasm then his chair tipped over, dropping his dead body to the floor. "Great work, MM! Take the money!" rewarded Ren. "Thanks, boss," replied Mega Man. Mega Man took the money, but gave Ren some out of fear of being shot.

Now for Top and WWEFan's very interesting game. "What do you say, WWEFan?" asked Top. "Hmmm... I don't know Top. I'm gonna have to go with, black. I'm not taking any chances." replied WWEFan. He dropped the marble and watched it roll. Round, and round, and round. It kept spinning until it finally reached it's destination. Thank God for WWEFan, it was black. "Nice, nice. Now let me try something. I'm gonna go with, Red, 3." said Top. He dropped the pebble and it landed on the spot Top predicted. He took his winnings and stood. "Now, if you'll excuse me. I have stuff to do." "What do you have to do?" asked WWEFan, confused. Top stood up and pointed his revolver right at WWEFan.

Once the gun clicked everyone stood and stared. WWEFan was seconds away from death. Top grabbed WWEFan and put his arm around his neck, and held him at gunpoint with the other. Top held his hostage tightly as he spoke, "Anyone who is not Ren. Leave now or WWEFan gets it!" Everyone cleared the area except for Mega Man. WWEFan made a face like "Really?" "I never liked y-," he started. "JUST... LEAVE!" choked out WWEFan. Mega Man left while whistling the Super Mario Brothers theme. "Good," said Top, " now here's how it's gonna go. I'm gonna let you go, and you're gonna leave and not speak of this to ANYONE." Top threw WWEFan to the ground who quickly got up. "You and what army?" chuckled WWEFan. Instantly a window broke. Doc came flying in with a dagger in his hand, err... hoof. "Top, sir! I managed to leave the whole East side of the country in flames. It's vulnerable to attack later," he announced. Top's expression read, "Nice job letting us ALL know that." but he didn't say that. Instead he said, "Good work, Doc. I knew we could count on you. Take WWEFan on a ride on your back and let him know what will happen if he speaks of this to anyone." Doc nodded and propped WWEFan up on his back and flew off.

Top walked over to Ren who was smoking a blunt. He removed the cigar, "TOP! WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU THINK YOU CAN WALTZ IN HERE AND START MURDERING PEOPLE!?" he screamed. Top gestured towards Epic Player X's corpse. "Oh, right. What do you want, pal?" asked Ren in a better mood. "I want you to join my army" he said. Ren laughed, "Oh, I get it! The Uncle Sam getup. Cuz you have a top hat and al-," he saw that Top wasn't joking, "Oh, you're serious." Top took a breath, "Yes. You're gonna help me take over the world with Rob and his army." "Hell no! Why would I betray my country? Scratch that! My planet!?" Top sat down next to Ren. "We need your expertise. I'm your friend. We could rule the new world side by side. If you don't do this, we'll be forced to destroy the your new allies, everyone in Xdom," he replied. Ren instantly replied, "Fuck off, Top." "Well, since you don't want to cooperate..." started Top. He dashed to Ren and snapped his neck. Instant death.

Top stood up and made a call to Rob, "Hey, Rob. It's Top! Go get Froggy, BB, and Dion. We have a new target."

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Episode 7: The Fountain

Well, planet ERBoH is practically in ruins. Havokia, Black Ops Base, Epicztopia, and The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated are almost destroyed. All of them are in ruins. Rob's HQ, Grand Central S.T.A.R.S., and Xdomia are the only places that haven't been touched one bit. That's about to change. After killing Ren, Top took his cigar. It was a specially designed drug that would give you unbelievable powers if smoked long enough. Rob is already replicating the drug to send to all of his men. Today, it's morning in Xdomia.

The place is as beautiful, prestige, and active as always. The whole country sits in the sky, and the floor is made up of pure clouds. Fortunately, the rulers: God of Bronies and Sergeant Spike, found a way to make it possible to live and build on the clouds. The clouds are a nice white color, and are very plump. Every citizen's house is a huge palace made of platinum. All the buildings are marbled, and have statues of ponies or Gods. The roads are paved with gold, and the whole country is bathed in a golden light. It is one of the most holy places on Earth. In the central of town is there most famous landmark, Ambrosia Fountain. It takes up most of the heart of the country, and spouts rainbow colored water. This special water can heal anyone from the most dire of injuries.

A meeting is being held by Council Leader, God of Bronies. Along with with the other Council Leader, Sergeant Spike. The meeting is in Divine Palace. As all of the other structures, Divine Palace is made of platinum. There is a golden conference desk similar to the one Rob has. Most of the citizens of Xdomia are there such as: GoB, Sergeant Spike, Beat, Timmy Turner, Pinkie Pie, Mr. Popo, Princess Cadence, Spanish Fyre, Big Mac, Fure in the Sky, and a mysterious person. No one knows anything about him. They don't even know his name, age, or history, but have grown to accept him as part of the family.

"My friends, brothers. We are here today, to discuss our plan of action. As you know, the world is slowly getting destroyed. We have no idea who's doing this, but it has to stop. 4 out of the 6 countries are in ruins. S.T.A.R.S and us are the only fully functional countries. The people at Blacks Ops say that they saw Rob doing the dastardly deeds, so we'll have to rely on that. I had suspicions before then, but this increases my suspicion. We have to prepare for war with Rob and anyone else who is in cahoots with him. I would like you to meet a temporary citizen of this country: Uprisng. The floor is all yours, buddy," spoke GoB.

The former Havokian walked up to the microphone. He cleared his throat and spoke, "Hello. My name's Uprising. I'm formerly from Havok, but I can no longer trust them. One of their members, Dion, was acting suspicious so I ended his life. Everyone turned on me like I was the bad guy. I was lucky enough to have GoB save me from their prison. I am loyal to the Brotherhood now, and I will do whatever I can to bring down anyone who opposes us. Thank you for listening." Uprising walked to an empty seat and sat in it. "Thank you for those indulging word." said GoB, "Now. For are top soldier, we have Sergeant Spike to discuss our plan of action! Please welcome, your other ruler, Sergeant Spike." Everyone clapped as Sergeant Spike walked up to the mic.

"Hey, everyone," said Sergeant Spike, "I'm honored. Really, I am! I started as just another citizen, and rose up the ranks. Now I'm top solider, and a leader. Anyway, let's get down to business. The world is being taken down, and it's our duty to stop that. We WILL take action against Rob, and any of his lackeys. Here's how it's gonna go down. We'll perform an aerial assault, while S.T.A.R.S. will find an unblocked entry to Rob's HQ. We're gonna perform exterior damage so Rob can't escape. From that point, we'll break an entry, and take on everyone from the inside. We're gonna scrounge up any survivors from the other countries to help us in this operation. That is all. I thank you f-," Spike was interrupted.

"What lovely plans," rang a voice, "Very lovely indeed. Unfortunately, they're not gonna work the way you want them. Bobby, Froggy. Let's tear this shit up!" Three airships appeared out of nowhere. They broke holes in the cloud floor and shot cannon balls at the palace. The whole left wall collapsed and the roof slipped behind the remains. Froggy and BB were in 2 of the airships, and Dion was in the huge airship in the middle. "Dion!?" yelled GoB? "I thought you were dead!" shouted Spike. Dion snickered, "You'd be surprised what Rob could do. We can't let anyone find out about this so, we're gonna have to destroy this place, and trap you within. Let's go boys!" Dion replied.

Flames, cannons, and missiles erupted from the ships. The rest of Divine Palace was taken down. Every building was collapsed and engulfed in flames. The statues were decapitated, and the Fountain was lifted in the sky by Dion's airship. "I gotta go bring this special fountain to Rob," said Dion, "Finish this place off you 2!" BB and Froggy nodded. All of Xdom was just piles of rocks and shattered marble. GoB flew out of the rubble with Spike on his back. Princess Cadence and the mysterious man also made it out. Cadence and the mysterious man took on Froggy, while GoB and Spike took on BB. A flying war erupted. GoB shot magic at BB's airship, but it was deflected by a shield. The magic bounced back and hit Princess Cadence. She became paralyzed and fell to the ground. GoB caught the mysterious man and confronted both ships. "GoB, Spike. My old friends," said BB, "Prepare to die!" BB shot a huge ass cannonball at Spike, GoB, and the other man, but GoB was quicker. He ducked under it and fired magic at Froggy's engine. The airship started sputtering and fell onto BB's. They were going down! Just in the nick of time Doc arrived and picked the 2 up. "DOC!? YOU TOO!? I thought we were friends," cried GoB. Doc looked at GoB with cold eyes, "A pony's gotta do what a pony's gotta do. We were friends, but now you're the enemy. We'll be coming for you! I have to go for now. Kill ya later!"

Doc flew away leaving GoB in tears. Spike walked up to GoB and comforted him, "GoB. Doc is a jerk. We'll get our revenge. I promise. "But... D-doc was... one of my best friends. I-I-I c-can't l-l-l-live without him. He... was.. one... of the few... who accepted... me," GoB sobbed. The rest of his words became no longer understandable. Part of the rubble was moved aside. Uprising climbed up to the top. Spike turned from GoB and towards Uprising, "What's the status on everyone else?" Uprising replied, "Everyone is dead excluding me, you 2, and that odd man." He walked next to Uprising, "Yeah, we're in some deep shit. What do you plan to do, Sergeant Spike?"

Sergeant Spike replied, "We're going to S.T.A.R.S. Get the air fleet ready. We have to be prepared for anything!

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Episode 8: The Chair Leg

Adonis is still being praised by SuperRapz for his quick thinking with the chair leg. "Man, Adonis. You killed it! You fucking took that chair leg, and just knocked out Uprising. Don't you feel like such a hero!?" he exclaimed. Adonis took a moment to think then spoke, "You know what? I do. It felt great! there was so much adrenaline I just ripped it right off, but SR. I have a confession" SuprRapz looked puzzled, "What's that, Adonis?" Adonis closed his eyes for a second and opened them looking guilty, "That chair leg came from, from... Your favorite chair!" SuperRapz had a shocked look on his face, "Y-you... You motherfucker! Meet me in the Death Pit, tonight. BE THERE!" SuperRapz walked away and sat in his second favorite chair. Adonis dropped his chair leg. Everything went from fast paced and excited to depressed and slow. The chair leg dropped towards the ground, spiraling. Until finally it hit it's shadow on the floor, and wobbled until it stopped moving. For 2 whole hours Adonis stood there, shocked.

SuperRapz slowly walked over to him, "It's time, Don." SR took his private chopper to the Death Pit. After a few minutes Adonis got himself together and walked there. It was a huge stadium so it took ten minutes before he got to the battlefield. No one was in the audience. One seat was covered by shadows, but no one could be seen there. Adonis faced SR who spoke, "This is a fight to the death. Only one of us will make it out of here alive. The other, will be DEAD! Now we pick our weapons. I pick my sword." SR took out a case to a sword, and removed it. The sword glowed in the darkness with a pure silver light. "Pick your weapon, Adonis." Adonis grinned, "I pick..... MY CHAIR LEG!!!!" he pulled the chair leg from behind his back and held it triumphantly. "Yeah, good luck with that," scoffed SR. Adonis still grinned evilly. He pressed a cleverly concealed button on the bottom of the chair leg and large metal spikes popped out. "Tempered steel spikes. I could swing this baby, or shoot the spikes out, and more will take it's place. Let's dance!" mused Adonis.

The two ran at each other. Adonis swung his chair leg, but it was parried by SR's sword. Parry by parry, swing by swing, the two went at it for an hour and neither side was tired. Finally SR decided to switch it up. He grabbed Adonis' leg and dropped him. The chair leg fell down and scattered a few yards from Adonis. SuperRapz walked slowly to Adonis and held the sword over his heart. Adonis closed his eyes, praying it would be over. SR thrusted his sword towards Adonis. The blade came down quick as a whip and was inched above Adonis' heart. It stopped. Adonis opened his eyes and looked at SR. There were tears running down his face. "Adonis, I'm sorry. Let's just forget this happened," he choked out. Adonis stood up and said, "Sure thing, SR, buddy! Sorry about your chair. Who could ever harm anyone as helpless as us?"

"I can, and I will. You let Uprising escape. You must pay the price," said a voice. It came from the shadowy seat that no one saw anything from. "And who are you?" asked SR and Adonis simultaneously. The man stood up and flashed his badge, "My name is Master Chief Castiel 669, authorized chief and ruler of Black Ops."

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Episode 9: The Unseen

One country stands strong out of the five other destroyed homes. Grand Central S.T.A.R.S. is the only place that hasn't been touched, and the citizens are determined to keep it that way. As always, ghouls and demons keep themselves hidden fro sight. The sand is as scorching hot as the blazing sun. Saloons, stacks of barrels, prisons, and many more Old Western buildings are scattered around the desert. All of the wooden buildings are covered with mold, dust, and cobwebs. Tumbleweeds roll by, cacti stand as tall as ever, and the wind picks up bits of sand every now and then.

This time, we won't start with a meeting, or citizens of the country. Everyone doesn't want to be seen, and they refuse to appear for even a split second. The sun sets below the horizon, casting everything a tropical glow. The sand looks especially dark orange. Of course, the citizens are ready for anything. They have soldiers put in different posts, and other weapons. They have taken almost every precaution necessary to fight against any enemies. As time goes on, no signs of Rob or his minions are seen or heard. Everyone thinks they are safe until they hear flap of wings. Although everyone knows they won't be noticed, they are all tense. God of Bronies lands onto the sand, and the mysterious man, Uprising, and Sergeant Spike jump to the ground.

"OW! HOT, HOT, HOT!!!" yell Spike and GoB. Uprising and the man laughed at Spike and GoB. They feel lucky that they have shoes. After everyone has their moment, they prepare to get to business. "Hello? Anybody here? Helloooooooo?" shouts GoB. No response. Everything is quiet, not a sound is heard. "Let me try," said Sergeant Spike. He cleared his throat and yelled so loud it almost shattered everybody's eardrums. The effort was in vain. Still no answer. Confused, the four decide to explore different parts of town. "Alright everyone, let's split up. We're gonna look for people. I'll go check out the saloon. GoB, you check out the country jail. Uprising, I need you to look in all of the sheds. Finally, you. What's your name. Keep looking outside, okay? Everyone meet up in the dining hall at 7:00 PM for dinner," ordered Spike. No one argued and did as told.

Sergeant Spike pushed open the double doors to "Cactus Blossom Saloon." Still no signs of people. It was as empty as an African's stomach. There were bottles of old liquor. Cacti were displayed all around the saloon, as well as stuffed armadillos and snakes. Spike walked in. "Is there anybody in this saloon? We're here to help you," announced Spike. No reply. He checked everywhere, under the tables, behind the counter, and in the bathrooms. No sign of anyone. Spike walked by the counter and drunk a bottle of champagne and kept looking.

GoB was in "County Jail." There were no cops, prison guards, or even prisoners to be seen! The bars to the wooden cells were dusty, and close to breaking. The floorboards were uneven and squeaked with the most annoying noise. GoB walked around trying to find any sign of life. "Yo, guys! I want to party up in here! Someone show themselves. Please?" suggested GoB. Just like everywhere else, no answer. GoB looked behind counters, in bathrooms, and even in cells. The ceiling was shaking, but that was probably due to the building's old age.

Uprising was in a section of sheds. Some big, some small. Some filled to the brim, and some completely empty. As he looked walked around, examining sheds, he noticed some were completely demolished. He would poke his head in any accessible shed and yell out, "SHOW YOURSELVES ALREADY!!!" Of course, it never worked. He was looking in the last shed. He noticed a treasure chest and struggled to get it open. All there was inside was a handgun. Uprising took it for himself. He thought his work was done so decided to see what he could scavenge.

We finally go to our mysterious hero. His job was the hardest, because he had to look EVERYWHERE outside. Luckily this country was only the size of a large city. He walked miles and miles without coming into contact with anyone. Every now and then he would try to get someone's attention, but they were nowhere to be soon. He searched high and low, far and wide. "God. I wish someone would show already," he complained. After a few more minutes his watch alarm rang. It was time for dinner.

By the time everyone got to the dining hall it was already dark out. The dining room was pretty small. About 5 round tables with 2 chairs per table. The room smelled of mold and dust, but no one cared. Spike sat at a table with Uprising, and GoB sat with the other man. "So, any luck?" asked Spike, "I found no one." "No," said everyone else in unison. "Well, that's a darn a shame. Let's eat for now," stated Spike. He reached into his saddlebag and pulled out a pig he killed during his search. He burned it with his fiery breath and turned it into pork roast. The meat was dry, but the taste was extraordinary. After fifteen minutes everyone had full bellies. "We should probably camp somewhere," suggested GoB. "Good idea," replied Spike.

Before anyone could get up a chair went flying at Uprising. He thought fast and ducked. The chair was thrown outside into the shady sand. "The fuck was that?" questioned Uprising. Suddenly all the other chairs flew towards our gang. GoB got hit, but everyone dodged the onslaught. Before Spike could check on GoB, they were attacked by the tables. One came soaring towards Spike, but he kicked it in half. After a half hour of this fight there was nothing left to attack them. "Wait a minute," said The Mysterious (I'm gonna call him that from now on.) "I remember reading that this place was inhabited by ghouls. Demons and ghouls. We mean no harm. We're here to protect you from the evil.

One person appeared, followed by many others. Brickman was a Lego ghost. Incinirmatt, Harlequinade, Li-Syaoran, and Halozi are all ghosts. Sunkist was a dark skeleton knight. Godfather was a perfect zombie/ghoul hybrid, and Kain was Death himself. Godfather walked up to Spike cautiously, "You know about the attacks?" he queried. "Yeah! We all do! All the countries are being destroyed. We're here to protect you. Someone is coming to destroy this place too. We need to be ready," replied Spike.

Almost instantly everyone smelled smoke. Everyone rushed out to see most of the buildings on fire. Spartica walked out of the flames and grinned at everyone menacingly. "You!" exclaimed Godfather, "But I thought you were one of us. You were part of a resistance. How could you be evil?" Spartica responded, "Let's just say, Rob makes a good point. This current world is useless. We need a new era. One where everything is perfect." Spike was enraged, "You asshole! If you want to destroy S.T.A.R.S. so bad you're gonna have to go through us!" Spartica chuckled, "Sounds like fun. Let's fight!"

Spartica swung into action. Our heroes and the members of S.T.A.R.S. ran at Spartica. Incinirmatt threw balls of flames at Spartica, but he leaped over the two flames. He grabbed Incirmatt and threw him at Halozi. The two were knocked out. Harlequinade shot at Spartica with a machine gun. Spartica grabbed a bullet and flicked it back at him. It didn't kill Harlequinade, but he was bleeding tremendously. Spartica leaped over Kain and kicked Li-Syaoran's head clean off his shoulders. Uprising shot at Spartica with his handgun but Spartica backflipped over the bullet. He was next to Sunkist who drew his sword. Sunkist slashed at Spartica, only to miss when Spartica ducked under the sword. The sword was then thrown at Spartica. It impaled him in the heart. Being some kind of supernatural person, Spartica removed it from his heart and snapped in half. He pulled a bomb out of his weapons sack and blew Sunkist to bits. Next was Kain, Godfather, and Brickman. Spartica leaped into the air and propelled himself off of Brickman's flat head. He used the height advantage to bring Brickman down with a flamethrower. Kain threw his scythe at Spartica. Unfortunately the scythe couldn't make it that high and fell back down. Spartica threw a smoke bomb to the ground.

No one was able to see at all. When the smoke cleared Spartica was gone and the country was burned down. Godfather got a call on his Ghost Phone. He picked it up, "Hello?" The man on the other line spoke with a thick Russian accent, "Yes, Godfather? Sorry to say, but I won't be needing S.T.A.R.S. anymore. All six countries are practically destroyed. Rob and I's plan will soon take accent. That is all." The man hung up.

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