Happy New Year!

December 31st.

2015.

23:54 P.M.

Canada.

Turtle, Sane, Ranger, Kubby, Polar, Klonoa, Sam, Adonis, Gunnut, Lyra, Mooncat, YellowNerd, Ludwig and Loh gathered together in Dion's (who was out banging some chick) flat.

Turtle clinked his glass.

"Can I have your attention for a sec, guys?"

"Fuck you, Turtle"

"Thanks, Sane."

Everyone turned to Turtle, who lifted his glass.

"2015 was a great year. We had our ups, our downs, but in the end we're all a big family! So let's toast."

Everyone raised their glasses.

"10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3-2"

Adonis: God dammit, Sane, 3 comes after 4.

Sane: Shut up, it's the champagne.

"2

HAPPY NEW YE-"

The lights were turned off for a second, and when they were turned on, Turtle was lying on the floor, lifeless.

"Well then."

To be continued...

Interesting :OO
[rip turtle]

The butler did it, didn't he? o.O

(Looking forward to more.)

Do we get to make out?

[This reminds me a little of Rooster Teeth's Ten Little Roosters, which isn't a bad thing because I loved that shit.

inb4 PolarxGunnut ship is involved somehow.]

1st of January

2016

00:01

Canada

Polar: I blame Sam.

Sam giggled.

Ranger: Now is no time for jokes, Polar, we have to examine the bo-

Kubby: Already did.

Loh: ...bloop.

Kubby handed a piece of paper to Ranger.

Kubby: This is all he had on him, besides 2 dildos and some gum.

YN: Infracted.

Lyra (formerly Cryonic): He's dead, dude.

YN: Rules are rules :^)

Ranger examined the piece of paper: It says. "What do you say when you're cold?"

Sane: "Shit, it's cold?"

Ranger: Let's just call the police.

Polar: And have them Lynch Sam?

Kubby: The police? Have you learned nothing from Turtle's RPGs? The best way is never the good way.

Mooncat: I agree, we should definitely investigate.

Klonoa: You tell em, Vee!

Mooncat: Shut up xD

Ranger: Okay, we're not calling the cops..

Lyra: That's stupid, but yeah, whatever.

Gunnut paced around the room.

"Alright, so what can you say when you're cold?"

Sane: Shit it's cold.

Polar: BRRR?

Ludwig: Well, it is January?

Ranger: Someone get me a coat?

Kubby: Japierdole Kurwa?

Mooncat: Mmm, this tingles.

Adonis: What the hell, Mooncat?

Kubby: WAIT, POLAR, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Polar: BRRR?

Kubby: THAT'S IT!

Kubby took out his phone (Which had a Skoda wallpaper), and logged onto ERBoH, then went to VGBR Reduxsauce, and searched for "Turtle"

Kubby: Here. It says. "Then Turtle fooled them all."

Turtle got up from the floor.

Turtle: Haha, I actually got you guys xD You should've seen your faces, lol!

The lights went out for one second, a scream was heard, and when they came back on, Turtle's head was separate from his body.

Adonis: Dude it's not funny the second time

Ranger: Adonis, he got decapitated.

Adonis: Oh.

To be continued...

Please continue this. This is amazing. XD

I'd totally tease someone while I was at it.

This is beautiful.

Also pacing is actually what I'd do IRL.

Wow, This story [is actually cool] SUCKS! You are so infracted.


[Great work mate <3]

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Deadpool

Kubby: WAIT, POLAR, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

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Holy fuck you know me so well.

Also, Holy fuck I'm in a fanfic