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MASTER OF ARTS, TODAY WE HAVE THE TWO BOOK WRITERS, STEPHEN KING AND JEFF KINNEY!
LET'S DO THIS!
King:
C'mon, Kinney, It's time to feel misery and pain
Because it's one true wimp messing with this kid from Maine
Your drawings are truly like a kids, they're so bad they hurt my corneas
And your writing is so boring that it solved my insomnia
Your genre's overused, dude, you're no longer exotica
And you've been so overshadowed you can call yourself Poptropica
Talke a long walk off a short bridge so I can stop this bad dream
Besides, I don't wanna waste time ripping all your books by the seams
Kinney:
You know, I'm popular for being all about jokes
But your dad wasn't, though, he left one for a pack of smokes
That's some hard luck there, the stuff you went through and did
But that doesn't matter in the end, because you were and still are a bad kid
If you made other things than books, you'd clearly make plenty
But you weren't wise and now your books sell for a penny
You've made nearly 200 short stories, but the shortest of them all
Is your popularity after you face me and meet your inevitable fall
King:
My name's synonymous with literature, you're avoided like the cheese
It's sad and unexpected, really, your awful books costed the lives of trees
Your leading of a new age would be considered old school shit
I got a million-dollar reboot coming, that crap you said? You'll regret it
Kinney:
Woah, what big words, you're clearly trying to act rowdy
But all in all, the result is you being cringier than Rowley
In the industry, I'm the big name, you're just the runner-up
Now to be serious, I'm writing for kids and you're the one who should grow up
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That was a mistake! This battle reminded me of writing Shakespeare vs Kanye, which I personally hold up as my favorite battle.
Anyways, Fox and King move on, so let's get on with Jackson vs Mozart.
Jackson:
I beat the king of rock, now tell me, Amadeus
That an album named Bad can be better than your awfulness?
Might be from Vienna but you don't have the sausage
Meanwhile I got royal blood, I'm the king and prince by marriage
Even when I'm dead, I make deals worth a billion
And you're just regretting you lived in a world without penicillin
Your songs are complete shit, and I'd think you'd have known
I gotta get ready for the rest of this thing, so just leave me alone
Mozart:
How long it'd take you for that sausage pun, you think that was cute?
I got six kids, man, clearly someone liked the Magic Flute
Your face is such a thriller, I'd compare E.T to it
I'd also punch the talent out of you but your dad beat me to it
Shammone, Michael, I'm one of the founding fathers of music
And a child molester's the 'king'? You make me sick
If you weren't dead you'd be listed all damn night
And let me tell you, the record companies would care if it's black or white
Jackson:
They'll always be playing me on the radio, nobody wants to be ya
Once we got civilized, your popularity died quicker than Anna Maria
We've both done stupid shit, you've talked to your cousin about scat
Same thing with you, Mozart, I'm the leader of the new Tonkünstlersocietät
Mozart:
Digging personal because my rhymes hit ya harder than Vertigo?
Or perhaps because you've made 1000 songs yet you never became a pro?
Doesn't matter, this battle's over, I'm going
Why waste speech when you'll never be mentioned in the same breath as me or Beethoven
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Ah, that's better for my eyes!
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Poll is finally up, so there's time to vote!
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11538309
Trying a new poll system, hopefully it'll get more attention!
