ilikebenlacen's Rap Battles

Hey! I'm ilikebenlacen! It might be easier if all of you call me Ben. Anyway, writing my own battles caught my interest, so I'll be posting my own battles. Like the actual battles, I'll take suggestions and would love for you to enter your vote and toss in some constructive criticism too.

Battle List

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Mario vs. Sonic

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
VS.
MARIO
BEGIN!!

Mario:
Come at me bro. I’ll make a promise that you won’t survive.
‘Cause like my hands, I spit fire. I’ll roast you alive.
You’re a rip-off of my series, you cannot deny.
And a terrible one at that; SEGA’s worst reply.

I’m silent in all my games, but I have a lot to say.
And I would speak my mind, but regardless you’d run away.
Step back, bitch. You’re a scheme of bad business ventures.
A game of rings and robot crabs, you call that Sonic Adventure?

You call yourself a hero. How is that working out?
Your last 20 years were filled with failure and doubt.
Heroes get girls. I got a blonde who inherits a castle
You’re stuck with a 12 year old girl. That’s a rape hassle.

Sonic:
Dude, you got nothing on me. I’m way too good.
Station Square bitch! I’m straight from the hood.
Hair spiked back. Fly kicks. Like Soulja Boy, got my swag on.
Think you can beat me? Boy, you’re damn wrong.

Jumping turtles? That’s weak! I jump mechanical fiends.
And I’m not a rip-off. My game doesn’t hide communist themes.
Yeah, I’ve got bad business and it’s quite the bummer.
But who are you to know good business? Aren’t you a plumber?

Everyone knows I roll around, and at the speed of sound!
But did you know with girls you ain’t the only one who can ground pound?
Put those two facts together and add Peach. Hear her yell!
She’s not in peril, I’m just ‘rolling in her deep’ like Adele.

Mario:
The fuck? I’m better than you in every single way.
Yes, I’m a plumber but also a human so I can actually get laid.
There is one talent that you have that’s obvious to see.
And that would be that Peach says you are a lot ‘faster’ than me.

Let’s compare: My sidekick maybe silly and often chuckles
but yours has two tails; one for you and Knuckles
Cut the dialogue, you’re surrounded by whiney twiney bitches
And a Kanye West girl who gold-digs only looking for your riches

27 years later, I have the most famous game kingdom
while your rates are falling and falling down like a syndrome.

Sonic:
You’re just mad ‘cause you’re surrounded by more men and sheilas
All my girls are young. You’re stuck draggin’ balls like Goku and Vegeta.
And with all those men Peach and Daysi must have some gonorrhea
I’d think I know. I made them moan more noises than onomatopoeia.

You’re a midget who grows bigger with some shrooms, don’t think you’re so high and mighty
You’re still an ugly bitch!
with hair under his lips
that look a lot worse than the monkey children from Jumanji.

This was barely a battle, try to fight me again.
I’ll just beat you in a breeze. Call it Sonic Wind.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

End Results
Winner: Mario
Fan Favorite Line: "Let's compare: My sidekick may be silly and often chuckles, but yours has two tails; one for you and Knuckles."

Link vs. Sir Galahad - Currently writing
Duke Nukem vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Dobby vs. Gollum
Edward Cullen vs. Dracula
Spongebob vs. Patrick (as suggested by Maureen Rosenberg)

Please help out and throw in suggestions! First rap battle will be up tonight!

Can't wait to read some of your battles :pimp:
I'm particularly excited for Duke Nukem vs Arnold Schqarzenegger! Its going to be such an epic battle :)

Thanks for being the single one to actually acknowledge this topic =P I actually really appreciate it. Welp, here's battle number 1!

Mario vs. Sonic the Hedgehog
[spoiler:l1kc4l80]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
VS.
MARIO
BEGIN!!

Mario:
Come at me bro. I’ll make a promise that you won’t survive.
‘Cause like my hands, I spit fire. I’ll roast you alive.
You’re a rip-off of my series, you cannot deny.
And a terrible one at that; SEGA’s worst reply.

I’m silent in all my games, but I have a lot to say.
And I would speak my mind, but regardless you’d run away.
Step back, bitch. You’re a scheme of bad business ventures.
A game of rings and robot crabs, you call that Sonic Adventure?

You call yourself a hero. How is that working out?
Your last 20 years were filled with failure and doubt.
Heroes get girls. I got a blonde who inherits a castle
You’re stuck with a 12 year old girl. That’s a rape hassle.

Sonic:
Dude, you got nothing on me. I’m way too good.
Station Square bitch! I’m straight from the hood.
Hair spiked back. Fly kicks. Like Soulja Boy, got my swag on.
Think you can beat me? Boy, you’re damn wrong.

Jumping turtles? That’s weak! I jump mechanical fiends.
And I’m not a rip-off. My game doesn’t hide communist themes.
Yeah, I’ve got bad business and it’s quite the bummer.
But who are you to know good business? Aren’t you a plumber?

Everyone knows I roll around, and at the speed of sound!
But did you know with girls you ain’t the only one who can ground pound?
Put those two facts together and add Peach. Hear her yell!
She’s not in peril, I’m just ‘rolling in her deep’ like Adele.

Mario:
The fuck? I’m better than you in every single way.
Yes, I’m a plumber but also a human so I can actually get laid.
There is one talent that you have that’s obvious to see.
And that would be that Peach says you are a lot ‘faster’ than me.

Let’s compare: My sidekick maybe silly and often chuckles
but yours has two tails; one for you and Knuckles
Cut the dialogue, you’re surrounded by whiney twiney bitches
And a Kanye West girl who gold-digs only looking for your riches

27 years later, I have the most famous game kingdom
while your rates are falling and falling down like a syndrome.

Sonic:
You’re just mad ‘cause you’re surrounded by more men and sheilas
All my girls are young. You’re stuck draggin’ balls like Goku and Vegeta.
And with all those men Peach and Daysi must have some gonorrhea
I’d think I know. I made them moan more noises than onomatopoeia.

You’re a midget who grows bigger with some shrooms, don’t think you’re so high and mighty
You’re still an ugly bitch!
with hair under his lips
that look a lot worse than the monkey children from Jumanji.

This was barely a battle, try to fight me again.
I’ll just beat you in a breeze. Call it Sonic Wind.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY[/spoiler:l1kc4l80]

Make sure you vote! Suggest some other people to battle if you'd like! I would really appreciate it. Constructive criticism too. =D

WOW. That Was Awesome! IMO, Mario Won With These Lines:

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Originally Posted by Mario

Let’s compare: My sidekick maybe silly and often chuckles
but yours has two tails; one for you and Knuckles

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Originally Posted by M

Heroes get girls. I got a blonde who inherits a castle
You’re stuck with a 12 year old girl. That’s a rape hassle.

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Haha thanks man! I'm really really glad you enjoyed it. And thanks for adding me to Team Havok!

My Pleasure ;)

When it comes to fan-made rap battles, I like to consider myself an expert.
And might I say, that was an outstanding battle. Tons of Punchline humor and great inside jokes.
How long did you work on it?

The next battle is Link (The Legend of Zelda) vs. Sir Galahad (King Arthur's Round Table)! This battle should be released within the next five days! For those who are actually following this topic, share my topic!

To anybody else who's reading this, VOTE WHO WON BETWEEN MARIO AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! And suggest some match-ups! I love a challenge!

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Originally Posted by SuperWorldJumper

When it comes to fan-made rap battles, I like to consider myself an expert.
And might I say, that was an outstanding battle. Tons of Punchline humor and great inside jokes.
How long did you work on it?

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Trust me, Ben, He's an expert. And I Agree, SWJ. Outstanding. i Dint Express My Feel For It Enough ;p

Sorry, I just noticed this.

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Originally Posted by SuperWorldJumper

When it comes to fan-made rap battles, I like to consider myself an expert.
And might I say, that was an outstanding battle. Tons of Punchline humor and great inside jokes.
How long did you work on it?

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Collectively, it took me a few hours and some showers to come up with this (I come up with my best lines in the shower). But it did take me around two days. I believe.

And thank you! When it comes to battle critique, I'll refer to you then.

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Originally Posted by ilikebenlacen

Sorry, I just noticed this.

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Originally Posted by SuperWorldJumper

When it comes to fan-made rap battles, I like to consider myself an expert.
And might I say, that was an outstanding battle. Tons of Punchline humor and great inside jokes.
How long did you work on it?

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Collectively, it took me a few hours and some showers to come up with this (I come up with my best lines in the shower). But it did take me around two days. I believe.

And thank you! When it comes to battle critique, I'll refer to you then.

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I read your response in the "introduce yourself" section, and was wondering:
If you think in Spanish, is it hard to come up with English Rhymes mentally?

That was VERY amazing, mr friend! Can't wait to see your next battle.

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Originally Posted by SuperWorldJumper

I read your response in the "introduce yourself" section, and was wondering:
If you think in Spanish, is it hard to come up with English Rhymes mentally?

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Sometimes it is. The hardest thing to put into consideration are the gramatical rules in the raps. Nicepeter and EpicLLOYD aren't idiots and they use proper English in all their raps so I do my best to do the same.

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Originally Posted by Froggy

That was VERY amazing, mr friend! Can't wait to see your next battle.

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Thanks dude! I appreciate that.

To anyone who reads this, make sure you throw in some suggestions and post some comments! Link vs. Sir Galahad is coming soon!

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Mario wrote:
Let’s compare: My sidekick maybe silly and often chuckles
but yours has two tails; one for you and Knuckles

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EPIC WIN BY MARIO!!!

Love your raps, they are pretty epic!!!

Check mine too! I like advices!! Link in my signature

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Originally Posted by Ahiram

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Mario wrote:
Let’s compare: My sidekick maybe silly and often chuckles
but yours has two tails; one for you and Knuckles

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EPIC WIN BY MARIO!!!

Love your raps, they are pretty epic!!!

Check mine too! I like advices!! Link in my signature

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Thanks man! Everyone seems to love that line. I actually thought it was lame when I wrote it =P. And sure dude! I'd love to read your raps!

Everyone reading this topic should toss in some suggestions and critique! I'm currently writing Link (The Legend of Zelda) vs. Sir Galahad (Knight of Arthur's Round Table)! It'll be up in a few days!!!!

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Originally Posted by ilikebenlacen

I'm currently writing Link (The Legend of Zelda) vs. Sir Galahad (Knight of Arthur's Round Table)! It'll be up in a few days!!!!

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Excited To See That :D As For A Suggestion, How About Bear Grylls VS Indiana Jones?

Haha. That's not a bad idea. I would have to research them both a little more but I'll consider it.

Henry Ford vs Fred Flinstone!

That's also an interesting one. I'll also think about that one. Super challenging.

Wow, that battle blew me away. That was one of the best Ive read in a long while. No joke. Usually I would expect something mediocre from new members, bit that masterpiece erased all expectations. AMAZING job. Keep it up.
-BB
-Ps. Mario won.
-Pps. Nice to have another spectacular rapper in Havok!

Thanks dude! I appreciate it!

Alright, here's the deal. Writing Link vs. Sir Galahad took me awhile to write. It's difficult portraying some characters some times. The battle will officially be released within 2 days. Look out for it!

Another thing! I'm doing open suggestions. Suggest it, and I'll open a poll. The first 6 suggestions, I'll put up, and that'll be a future battle! The battle list has also updated for those who are wanting to view them.