Spartica4Real's FMRB

Wassup. Spartica4Real here. I got some badass raps taking place here. I will show you all the battles I am planned ahead. But,read mine,and I'll read yours!


Season 1:

1. Ash ketchum vs Charles Darwin (Ft. Pikachu)(May 7th,2012) W: CD
2. Batman vs Sherlock Holmes (Ft. Robin) (May 7th,2012)
3. Prof. X vs Dr Doom (May 9th,2012)
4. Thomas Edison vs Ozzy Osbourne (May 12th,2012)
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5. Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet (June 5th,2012)
6. Agent K vs Clint Eastwood (June 9th,2012)
7. Tim Tebow vs The Waterboy Bobby Boucher (June 16th,2012)
8. Snoop Dogg vs Beethoven (Ft. Tupac) (July 1st,2012)
9. Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin 2 (Ft. Prof. Oak)(July 10th,2012)
10. Seth Macfarlene vs Walt Disney (Ft. Brian and Stewie,Micky and Minney)(July 13th,2012)

SEASON 2:
1. Bill Cosby vs Tosh.0 (July 15th,2012)
2. The Joker vs Jigsaw
3. John Cena vs Mike Tyson (July 29th, 2012)
4. James Bond vs Austin Powers (August 4th, 2012)
5. Ronald McDonald vs Harland Sanders (August 11th, 2012)
6. Chuck Norris vs Chuck Testa (August 28th, 2012)
7. Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson (September 15th, 2012)
8. Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney (October 12th, 2012)
9. Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan (October 13th, 2012)
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Sure, check mine's out.

[spoiler:2qflsvup]Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin!!!!!
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Ash:
I'm Ash Ketchum,master of the pokemon world.
Who are you? A punk** who could never get a girl!
Discovered Evolution? Pa-Lease!
There were 4 guys before you who did it with ease.
I'll defeat you with my special attacks!
To win you have to use cheats or hacks.
This is intense! Let me turn my hat around!
I'll put your ugly a** into the ground!
Flamethrower! My words they burn.
Old geezer,now it's your turn.

CD:
I discovered evolution b**ch!
All I had to do was look at a finch!
You think you can win? Your only a kid!
Year after year, your always 10!
Your voice still cracks I get.
Your Pokeballs must not have dropped yet!
Traveled with 3 girls, are you gay?
Never got a single one laid!
You can never win!
You defeating me is a Seven Sin.

Ash:
Blah,Blah,Blah you think your cool?
I choose you Pikachu!

P:
I call my boy Charizard on you!
Thunderbolts,worse than Kung-Fu!
I'm the best of all,
I don't need to evolve.

CD:
Thunderbolt,only hurt for a sec.
I'll defeat you with my YuGi-Oh deck.
Your boy? So?
Couldn't defeat me on your own?
I'll defeat you, I'm the best!
Your no different than the rest!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE![/spoiler:2qflsvup]

Let me know how I did guys. It's my first ever. Open to rap suggestions.

Cool, Darwin won IMO.

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Originally Posted by God of Bronies

Cool, Darwin won IMO.

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What lines made you think he won?

Wow, you seem pretty cool! This is great for a first battle! I wish I could say Ash, but Darwin won with

"Your voice still cracks I get.
Your Pokeballs must not have dropped yet!
Traveled with 3 girls, are you gay?
Never got a single one laid!"

Anyways, I'll keep an eye out! How did I inspire you, by the way? Where did you read my battles? I'm flattered!

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Originally Posted by Cool-The-Renegade

Wow, you seem pretty cool! This is great for a first battle! I wish I could say Ash, but Darwin won with

"Your voice still cracks I get.
Your Pokeballs must not have dropped yet!
Traveled with 3 girls, are you gay?
Never got a single one laid!"

Anyways, I'll keep an eye out! How did I inspire you, by the way? Where did you read my battles? I'm flattered!

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I read ALL of your raps season 1 and 2 and loved them all.

St. Patrick vs Cupid is probably my favorite.

Anyways,got any suggestions? I have one in the works and then will work on the suggestions.

Wow, thanks! I put a lot of effort in, and I'm glad it's appreciated!

And yes, I have a few ideas, too many to make right now, anyways.

I think a battle between Dr. Doom and Professor X might be interesting, but that may be just me.

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Wow, thanks! I put a lot of effort in, and I'm glad it's appreciated!

And yes, I have a few ideas, too many to make right now, anyways.

I think a battle between Dr. Doom and Professor X might be interesting, but that may be just me.

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I'm not familiar with Professor X. I'll try to find out who he is where Doom can dis him. But could you familiarize me with him a bit. I'll add it to the list.

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Wow, thanks! I put a lot of effort in, and I'm glad it's appreciated!

And yes, I have a few ideas, too many to make right now, anyways.

I think a battle between Dr. Doom and Professor X might be interesting, but that may be just me.

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I'm not familiar with Professor X. I'll try to find out who he is where Doom can dis him. But could you familiarize me with him a bit. I'll add it to the list.

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professor X is Charles Xavier, He founded the school for gifted youngsters (mutants) he also founded the X-men, etc.etc he' is a bald old dude, who has physic powers in a wheelchair

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Wow, thanks! I put a lot of effort in, and I'm glad it's appreciated!

And yes, I have a few ideas, too many to make right now, anyways.

I think a battle between Dr. Doom and Professor X might be interesting, but that may be just me.

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I'm not familiar with Professor X. I'll try to find out who he is where Doom can dis him. But could you familiarize me with him a bit. I'll add it to the list.

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professor X is Charles Xavier, He founded the school for gifted youngsters (mutants) he also founded the X-men, etc.etc he' is a bald old dude, who has physic powers in a wheelchair

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Ah. I know who your talking about. I'll do it. Need a little bald jokes :D

Sure! Prof. X is wheelchair bound, but he has strong telepathic powers that can control human minds and read/influence them.

More specific info, since I dunno what you may want to use:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_X

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Originally Posted by Cool-The-Renegade

Sure! Prof. X is wheelchair bound, but he has strong telepathic powers that can control human minds and read/influence them.

More specific info, since I dunno what you may want to use:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_X

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Alright! Will do!

Sweet, Darwin won!! That was actually one of the greatest Darwin battles I've seen! Even better than mine :sadcat:

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Originally Posted by ThatGuy

Sweet, Darwin won!! That was actually one of the greatest Darwin battles I've seen! Even better than mine :sadcat:

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Thanks! I'm surprised of all the good feedback. This is the first music of any type I've ever wrote!

Hint: AT LEAST 1 of them is a famous detective.

Sherlock Holmes?

Anyways, I loved the battle! :) I agree with Ren (Cool-the-Renegade. Feel free to refer to him as Ren) that Darwin won... I'll be lookin' forward to the next!

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Originally Posted by Top-Hattington

Sherlock Holmes?

Anyways, I loved the battle! :) I agree with Ren (Cool-the-Renegade. Feel free to refer to him as Ren) that Darwin won... I'll be lookin' forward to the next!

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Thanks! I'm posting the new one now. And yes Sherlock Holmes is in it.

ERB #2
[spoiler:2s2tmdgw]BATMAN VS SHERLOCK HOLMES
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SH:
You think your cool? You won a fight.
Your cheesy best friend wears tights!
What kind of superhero has no powers?
You wish you were as cool as Jack F-In Bauer
Jumping around with your gadgets,
Wishing you could win a beauty pagent.
Famous detective, my a**!
I actually graduated at the top of my class.
Your nothing more than puny Bruce Wayne!
Try your best Bat, I feel no pain!

Bat:
You think you can rock any disguise?
Watching you it a hurts my eyes!
You can use logical reasoning?
It's common knowledge I'm the one beating
YOU! Smelling those potata's
Your the one with all the hata's
Me= You times two
I have a date for you, HIS names Lou
Why don't you take your a** back,
To your tore down shack.

SH:
I'll tear you and your boy Robin!
I beat you so fast your heads-a throbbin'
I have books about all my cases
It's hard to look at your ugly faces!
Where's your balls? I think you misplaced them!
I'll torture you in my secret rape dungeon!

* Sherlock locks Batman in his den,Robin comes in for him*

Robin:
You call me a boy with tights?
Have YOU ever won a fight?!
Here's your chance,coming right at you!
You have no idea what to doooo!
*THWACK* Your going down
Turn that ugly a** frown upside down![/spoiler:2s2tmdgw]

Did you guys not like it or something?

Sorry was watching Cleopatra vs. Monroe, lol.


Anyway, That rap battle was great ^.^, Batman won, even though i don't like batman /that/ much. :P

I noticed like everyone kept looking in this thread and not posting and I was sad.lol I thought I messed up.

Nooo don't think that! The names at the bottom show everyone in the section (FM ERBoHs), not in your topic. :)

Also, I think Sherlock won!

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Originally Posted by Cool-The-Renegade

Nooo don't think that! The names at the bottom show everyone in the section (FM ERBoHs), not in your topic. :)

Also, I think Sherlock won!

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Oh, thanks. And your battle is next!

Hint: Good vs Bad

I'm sorry but you have to be a bit more precise. There are too many things to count that are good versus bad.

Evil Villian vs Superhero

Both from different comics.

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Originally Posted by Spartica4Real

Evil Villian vs Superhero

Both from different comics.

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Alright, are there hints from your other posts, because there's a lot of those too.

Bald Psychic vs Rival of a group of 4 that are "fantastic"

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Bald Psychic vs Rival of a group of 4 that are "fantastic"

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Professer X vs. The Wizard!!!

You got one right, it'll come out tommorrow. But The Wizard isn't it.

ERB #3
[spoiler:rbg9j7wr]PROFESSOR X VS DR.DOOM

DD:
You call yourself a hero?
Your nothing,you are zero!
Dude,your bald
I saw you and was appalled
Started a mutant school?
You stupid fool!
How is it, in a wheelchair?
Don't give me that evil glare!
I'll choke you out!
I will win,NO DOUBT!

Prof.X:

You sound like a robot with Autotune
You dress like a character from Looney Tunes
Never were able to stop The Fantastic Four
I'll melt your heartless inner core
The Thing will crush you
I basically know lyrical Kung-Fu
I'm sorry, I was reading your mind
WOW! What a find!
I see that your scared
But I don't f**in care!

DD:

Just....SHUTUP!!
You stupid piece of muck
Your hurting my ears!
Kick back and enjoy some beers!
Just stop..you can't win
THIS is your end!

Prof.X:

Is someone angry?
Your raps taste a bit tangy!
What kind of villain are you?
Your rhymes are way overdue!
So,sit down let me give you a lesson
Class is now in session![/spoiler:rbg9j7wr]

Haha, Awesome, Prof. X won that one :3

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Originally Posted by YellowNerd

Haha, Awesome, Prof. X won that one :3

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What do you think is my best battle? I have to decide which to enter in the contest.

Prof. X won! Nice job! I personally like this one. :)

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Originally Posted by Cool-The-Renegade

Prof. X won! Nice job! I personally like this one. :)

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Thanks! And this was your idea, it should be good!

Prof. X won just with his first lines. DD didn't have a chance.

I might release 2 today if I finish....

Hint: Inventor of _____ vs Prince of ______

Biggie Smalls vs. Tupac . thats an EPIC BATTLE :drinking:

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Originally Posted by Spartica4Real

I might release 2 today if I finish....

Hint: Inventor of _____ vs Prince of ______

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Easy, Thomas Edison vs. Ozzy Osbourne
(Inventor of Light) (Prince of Darkness)