Thanks, man. :D SQUISH HIM! :explode:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
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Thanks, man. :D SQUISH HIM! :explode:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
I will! :toilet:
Episode 5: LeBron
Intro:
[spoiler:1jryixy1]*Spartica is taking a shit when..*
S4R: "Mom! We're out of toilet paper! I need to wipe my ass!
Mom: I didn't get any from the store,I forgot!
S4R: "Erm...can I use your dress?"
Mom: "WHAT? No,of course not!
S4R: *laughs* "Hehe,to late...."
Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOO,I will kill you when you get out of there!
S4R: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DONT KILL ME MOMMY! PLEASE MOMMY NO!
Mom: "Yeah,your dead to me!
*Spartica throws a fit..and falls in the toilet*
S4R: "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/spoiler:1jryixy1]
Info:
[spoiler:1jryixy1]His name is Lebron.
He is a complete egotist whom likes to put other down to make himself feel better about himself.
He likes mocking people for their "flaws" (being fat, being stupid, smelling), even to people who don't have said "flaws" (he likes to call one person an "idiot" even though he said an class average of 97 and is WAY smarter than him).
He also likes to hang out with a bunch of girls that are just as mean.
They all like to come to my class table (even though, they aren't in my class) and do things (like abusing each other or throwing food around) that causes MY CLASS to get in trouble for something they did.
Also, when it is gym period, Lebron would like to throw basketballs at the other student's heads (he almost got me a black-eye, once).
I want you to squish him like a cockroach with a good Dis Rap, Spartica.[/spoiler:1jryixy1]
DR4H:
[spoiler:1jryixy1]Your names LeBron,but your no Lebron James
By the way you sound,they should call you LeBron Shame
How about instead of throwing basketball's you play nice
Or else,I'll have to throw my army knives
Take your girls and take them away from Roy
Are they inflatable? Just your pleasure toy?
How about I make fun of you for your 'flaws" bitch?
I'll take your dead body,then throw it in a ditch
I'll down you to make myself feel better
That's your take on life,dont do that to her
I'm done dissing this bitch for Roy
And,I'll add a little note,you better aploigize to him boy![/spoiler:1jryixy1]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
EPIC! You make the best fucking stories dude.
Lol :drinking: If you liked this story you'll like what I have in the next one!
Thank you! That dis rap was epic. I admit I was kind of grossed out at the intro but still I REALLY liked this dis rap. Thanks for doing this man! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Anyone? I have been working on an EPIC dis rap that was PM'd to me..its a surprise!
Diss Scatman
For Episode 7 I will. Episode 6 is going to be epic! Im going to diss someone almost all of know. Well,know OF him! Hint..?
D_ _ G _ N _ _ E's S_ _ O _ E _
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Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
One more hint?
The first word is a forumer's name,and the second word is a title. The person Im dissing is NOT the forumer. Im dissing someone who did something to forumer or something. This is NOT it..but heres an example (SaneButStrange's Teacher)..thats not even close to it,but you get the point.
Dragonit'es shooter.
I was about to say that as I was reading this...you beat me.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
*Nods.* Ive been listening to Lloyd's DRFH over and over again to get a hang of the DR4H flows. I think this will be EPIC! This will be the TRUE start of my DR4H! I think all my others werent very good...as a matter of fact they werent good at all. But,now,Ive got the hang of this I think. Shooter,prepare to be destroyed!
Aw Shucks.
Its almost done to..and the intro IS NOT going to be funny. Its going to be a serious intro..this dis rap means alot to me because Dragonite is like my big bro. So,dont expect a funny intro.
I can't wait to see it, Spartica.
Episode 6: Nate's Shooter
The Beat:
[spoiler:24glbhat]Use the DRFH 5 Beat Please[/spoiler:24glbhat]
The Story:
[spoiler:24glbhat]Castiel: Nate was shot today.
Spartica: Seriously,man? That dude who shot him deserves to die
Gliscor: You should dis rap him!
Spartica: Good Idea![/spoiler:24glbhat]
The DR4H:
[spoiler:24glbhat]Spartica back here, here to diss a coward,
Just thinking about what you did,just makes my mouth sour
Man, what was your name? You bring to much shame and man your really lame!
When it comes to playing life,you got no game!
I shouldnt even call you a man, taking little girls,
Whenever I Hear your story, I just wanna hurl
A man, scratch that, a disgrace like you
Doesnt deserve to live, and man thats true
Nate's the hero here, you are nothing but shit!
Better get ready, cuz' your ass is 'bout to get lit!
Stop taking little girls with a gun up to their head,
You dont even deserve jail, you deserve to be dead!
I speak the truth, hence the "4Real"
Now I'll spartan kick your ass back, straight to HELL
Thats where you belong, nothing else takes shit like this guy
Except the toilet, but Id rather see you die!
You almost killed my big bro, which wouldve brought lots of trouble,
This is Dis Rap Number 6, my skill just got triple doubled![/spoiler:24glbhat]
Can you dis rap a youtuber by the name of IntelligentCODFanboy
He comments on every single gamingvideo praising call of duty, saying its the best game ever. He even went as far as making a video, and then to piss everyone off, he posted pictures of glitches. thing is, those are all from betas. he even went as far as saying a Call of duty character should have been in epic rap battles of history 17 instead of master chief.This dick deserves to be dissed, and you are just the guy to do it
Sure. I like CoD,but this guy sounds like a dick. And,what do you mean by "Im just the guy" to diss him?
no one else really seemed fit. your rapping style seemed like the bestQuote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
:wat:
you were a close second....Quote:
Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
Close Enough :twilightsparkle:
Oh okay,thanks! And,SBS,you like the rap?
To be honest it was kind of.. AWEEEESSSOMEE
You had me scared there for a second lol
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/gl...66-d45tz1e.gif
Awesome job, you did a tremendous job.
After I do SBS Scatman_John122 dis rap,there will be no more forumer dis raps.
i go to grand ridge school . The other day in my physical education class somebody bent the basketball rim and coach granger told coach tyler (a woman) the co-coach to make all of the BOYS sit out for the whole school year. By the way they replace the rim at the end of the school year anyways .Then i told mr ward , our principle about the situation . He said he would take care of it. But he still didnt do anything. This is why I HATE Grand Ridge .PLEASE diss either mr ward,coach tyler, or the whole school PLEASE! Diss grand ridge school this happened a while ago
Will do!
*Toa Tahu The Brickman Comes Online*
"You were a close third!"
Okay, well Scatman's in my group now, and he's actually pretty cool and funny! :D I cant diss him if I like him! So..IntelligentCODFanboy...coming tonight! The story should be rather..fitting.
Heck yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Yeah!
Episode 7: IntelligentCODFanboy
Story:
[spoiler:1mfyun67]*Spartica is in Antartica*
S4R: OMG! Look at the penguin!
Brickman: Yeah...it's so cute!
S4R: Goochie Goochie Goo! Little Cute Penguin!
*The penguin bites S4R*
S4R: OW! IT BIT ME!
Brickman: Penguins don't bite...see,hey little cute peng..OW!
*The penguin kicks Brickman!*
Brickman: It kicked me!
S4R: Come on now! They may bite..but they don't kick!
*A body appears out...it reveals that it was just a penguin costume!*
???: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
S4R: Who are you?
IntelligentCODFanboy: My name's IntelligentCODFanboy!
Brickman: DIS HIM!
S4R: With Pleasure![/spoiler:1mfyun67]
Dis Rap:
[spoiler:1mfyun67]Brickman describes you well, a stupid lonely troll
It's people like you who bring disgrace to CoD, fool!
I like the game and all but I dont go TROLLIN'
"Spartan Kick Bitch!", thats my slogan!
Your not Intelligent, but your obviously a fanboy
Your so annoying, in Black Ops you probably use a decoy
Black Ops 2 is coming, you getting excited
I'm gonna burn all ya copies, make all us delighted
So you cant play that shitty game, yeah I know I said I liked it
I do, but its still pretty shitty, compared to Dead island!
I love killing zombies...which is why I like Blops!
Hurry motherfucker! He's making my ears bleed, call the cops!
Me and Brickman Gonna Get a crew, and go troll on you
Maybe you'll see this disrap..so a big F.U.!!!!![/spoiler:1mfyun67]
To people who dont get the decoy line:
A decoy is an item you use in Black ops...it simulates fire on the mini map and annoys everyone. Like this fag does
That was awesome!
Diss this school because it aint cool i go to grand ridge school . The other day in my physical education class somebody bent the basketball rim and coach granger told coach tyler (a woman) the co-coach to make all of the BOYS sit out for the whole school year. By the way they replace the rim at the end of the school year anyways .Then i told mr ward , our principle about the situation . He said he would take care of it. But he still didnt do anything. This is why I HATE Grand Ridge .PLEASE diss either mr ward,coach tyler, or the whole school PLEASE!
Consider it done. ;)