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Dis me.
Opposite day rules.
Can you diss my school?
They give me detention for listening to "Kill Everbody" by Skrillex.
They give us laptops but can SEE EVERYTHING WE ARE DOING.
They play the same song "Eye of the Tiger" almost every week.
They have gay pep rallies. Nobody likes them.
They gave me detention because my shirt was untucked.
The principal is a huge black guy named Mr. Foster. He's a dick.
The vice-principal is Mrs. Fetner. she is a small blonde, white lady. She is been rumored to invite only seniors that are black to her house to swim. And she has sex with them.
Now the students. Someone stole 60 dollars and my glasses from me.
Everyone's always talking about weed, beer, and sex.
This one Junior came out of the closet and everyone is picking on him.
There's a drag queen 2 grades above me named Chris Bryant. He said he's gay. But most people thinks he is a straight girl.
Everyone except my friends loves country or rap. Rap's ok. Just not the one always talking about sex and drugs. I hate country.
They BLOCKED HAPPY WHEELS ON MY COMPUTER!!
What's the school called?Quote:
Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
I will always deny this :D If you want me too, we should continue our... uh... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
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Originally Posted by SuperRapz
HANDLEY HIGH SCHOOL
Our "c" word? Let's do it! PM me!
That's not a bad thing.. pssh..Quote:
Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
This?Quote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
It is if you hear it everywhere you go every week for the last 8 years. :wat:
It's better than when my school does that EXACT same thing... except with Call Me Maybe...Quote:
Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
Oh Gawd dude. They recently started that at our pep rallies.
But were clogging up Mason's topic.
Episode 3: Handley hatin' High School
[spoiler:266il9ea]*SR sits down at lunchtime*
SR: Sigh, another shitty day.
*SR sees the principal walking towards him*
P: That is it, SR! You've caused too much trouble here! You're being transferred to Handley!
*SR was then sent to the school, where he found his friend Luke*
SR: Woah, you go here?
SBS: Yeah, tell me about it...
SR: What's wrong?
SBS: It sucks here!
SR: How so?
SR: What the hell? This school is fucking stupid. Grr....[/spoiler:266il9ea]Quote:
Originally Posted by SBS
[spoiler:266il9ea]Give me your attention, i'll cut all this tension, i'm too cool to mention,
I'll KILL EVERYBODY and give Mr. Foster a detention!
I'll leave you screaming like a banshee, I'm the best MC,
I'll suffocate you with your own weed, Dis RapZ number THREE!
I blaze like the sun, So hard to miss this epic dis, hear the hiss,
I'll cut off the Swag Fag's penises and feed em to Chris!
You're all straight dumb! Leaves my mind going numb.
Grow some, stupid bums, you're all scum, 2+2; know the sum?
Of course not, you just don't pay attention in class,
I'll shoot ya'll down fast, even lunch you couldn't pass.
You're the kind of people I hate, it just makes me sad,
I wish you'd go on a bike ride.... With irresponsible dad.
*Luke laughs*
That's right, I'm slaughtering all of you AIDS ridden shits,
I spit hits, Me and Luke blitz your tiny wits, grab yourselves first aid kits!
I crush you into slush and watch the blood gush,
get the fuck outta here, cause I just won; Royal Flush![/spoiler:266il9ea]
Hope you enjoyed!
I did laugh at the Irresponsible Dad line.
Thanks dude.
Favorite line was I'll KILL EVERYBODY
No problem :D I enjoyed writing this.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
*oly s*it... that was the best dis rap ever. (no offense EL or SBS)
Dis Me !
nooooooooooooQuote:
Originally Posted by LilyChi
Chi
wat r u doin
CHI
STAHP
seriously, I won't dis any members
Soooo If I quit havok long enough for you to dis me and then return you will dis me?Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
As in I won't dis ANY members of this community >:|Quote:
Originally Posted by LilyChi
Phew good. Because I never ever wanna quit Havok I love it too much. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
There goes my request...just dis Mac Miller instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
There are girls at my school who all make fun of me for dressing like a boy while they dress like sluts. I am not single but I know all three of them are. And they say I am a b***h because I ignore them. They have spat at me, pulled my hair, called me a lesbo freak, Spread rumors that I was pregnant and that is why I am so fat, they have told me to kill myself also and even put gum in my hair.
Please give me names.Quote:
Originally Posted by LilyChi
Uprising, please suggest someone that isn't a member here, or some known celebrity, or a youtuber, etc.
Taylor, Mackenzie and Andrea.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
Mac Miller if you will?Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
[spoiler:2mpzg8tn]SR is in Minnesota to surprise visit Chi, and learns what school she's at. He drives over there, and when he sees Chi, she's looking upset, yet somewhat happy SR is there.
SR: What's Wrong?
SR: How... Rotten!Quote:
Originally Posted by LilyChi
Chi: SR, you aren't looking so-
SR: NO TIME FOR SWEETNESS!
SR runs into the cafeteria, busting the doors open. He sees a sign that says "Open Mic!" He gets on stage...[/spoiler:2mpzg8tn]
[spoiler:2mpzg8tn]look, Open mic, what a delight, I'll bring a fight to end the sight of these girls to the last kilobyte,
I take a step in here and fill you with fright, you're losing life, you'll never again see light!
I'll spit at Mackenzie, shove her into Andrea and they'll fall into Taylor,
You could try to call me pregnant but that'd just end with failure.
You're all three sluts that don't have enough guts to cross the line like me,
I'm going on a killing spree on you, and your insults are overused like an arrow in my knee.
I'll finish and You'll all need a first aid kit, I'm going berserk so you three had better split,
keep dressing like that and you'll be pregnant before you know it.
I won't even have to tell you to kill yourself, because i'ma do it for you,
I'll break Mackenzie's fake nose, choke her out til her face turns blue,
I'll roar at Taylor sayin "YOU'RE A WHORE" then tackle her like a wild boar,
and then ignore Andrea until she just can't take it anymore!
You see, when it comes to rapping I have a Masters Degree, a PhD,
And now I can foresee, that Never again will you fuck with my friend Chi!
See?[/spoiler:2mpzg8tn]
I liked these lines :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
Looks good
Very good :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Li_Syaoran15
Thanks :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Li_Syaoran15
Oh yay I wanna have you dis someone else but it seems like a mean idea.
:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by LilyChi
There's this kid named Emilio at my school. He's douche who thinks just because he's in debate class he is the smartest man alive. He picks on people including me and calls me gay. Not that theirs anything wrong with that it's just i find it kind of repetitive. He always ends something that wasn't his way with an OH MY GOD! and flings his arms up in the air. He used to be friends with the girl i liked and she rejected me because she liked him. He would use her to make her give him a dollar for Arnold Palmers everyday when she used that money to buy her lunch. And then when she admitted she liked him he flat out rejected her. And behind her back to me and my friends called her fugly.....and then preceded to call me gay.
Dis this prick that i've been putting up with for so many years
p.s. he thinks he's the s*** at soccar.
Alright, it'll most likely be done sometime today :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Noremac1500
Really sorry for being so late with this one. I've been really busy, and couldn't get on my computer for a while unless by phone. Now, I've written the rap, but it's pretty short. I'll post it in a bit..
I actually couldn't think of a story for this. Enjoy the rap, Noremac!
[spoiler:2spgzu8g]This thread's about to be revived, So Emilio can't survive,Quote:
Originally Posted by Noremac1500
You'll never make it out alive because this is Dis RapZ FIVE!
Think it's cool Ballin' soccer? Screw that, runt!
I'll play Football with ya. see if you can kick back this punt.
I'm Maniacal, Diabolical, I'm great! It's undeniable
I'd like to see you debate this, you're completely unreliable
I'm already pissed off, no way i'll get calmer
so I'll punch you in the gut and make you vomit that Palmer!
Being on the debate team don't make your future very broad,
You've been awed by my hot rod rhymin', can I get an applaud?
I'm not even flawed, you fraud, you were just been lyrically clawed
OH MY GOD![/spoiler:2spgzu8g]
Way to much information on Shaelynn's.... Activity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatsune Miku
I'll write it though. Don't expect it to be too long
XD WTF Did I Just Read XD
My thoughts exactly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Equinox
Hey I Have Request But Its More Of Just A Rap Then A DisRap So PM Me Super