VaderLaders Epic Rap Battles of History's

Here is my first.....im new here!

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!

1968 Batman.........Vs!............1990's Spiderman, begin!

Batman:
Whats up motherfucker your just a cartoon
Your just a red guy that gets raped in a saloon
My show got everyone laid
Your show got you $3.00 a day
Look at you Peter Parker you cant get a date
Also, I should include, you cant masturbate
If you wanna battle you gotta wait behind the staff
Cuz i got a room full of fans waiting for my autograph

Spiderman:
It's true
I am a cartoon
But when I look at you, all I see is a fat black baboon
And look, your only friend is Robin
To top it off, to stand up, you'll need a bobby pin
You piece of shit, your so god damn absotent
When I whoop ass is say "Skadoosh"
When you fight you get called a "weak douche"
Im a motherfucker, im a boss
You get hurt, by applesauce

Batman turns into 2012 version

Batman:
You motherfucker, who do you think your messing with
Mines larger than yours, in fact, you don't have a dick
I'm now stronger than you, you puny ass
Lets face it
Nobody loves you
I've got more pizass
Albert get me a batarang so I can throw it at his balls
At least you'll be girly enough to go back to your friends at the mall

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!

My second......

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!!

Borus...........Vs!!!!...........Spongebob!!!!!!!! , Begin!

Borus:
I am a russian
I will give you a concussion
I am the fucking man who will cause an eruption
And I know how to get out of watching the movie seduction
I went to school and learned how function

Spongebob:
What are you Borus, a Robot?
Why dont you go over there and suck Patrick's cock
I live in a Pineapple and he lives in a rock
But you don't live anywhere you stupid fuck

Borus:
Actually I got a new house and it's pretty fucking cool
Cuz today will be the day known as the day you got schooled
Hey! Look over there, Psyche!
Your'e like a stupid fuck who doesn't even know how to fly a kite
Just give it up now
Cuz I won this fight!

Spongebob:
You motherfucker
Get out of here and dust off your vagina
You look poor as shit, go get a better designer
If you were a russian, i'd already be dead
But your'e not, your a ******, with a read head

I like!!

Thanks! They both didnt take that long to do and im happy with them. I hope nobody gets mad but i do make sequels to ones that have already been made, but im not sure if I should or not. Please send me a pm if its okay.

Go right ahead! You can do whatever you want. Its YOUR rap battles. Great job by the way!

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!!!!

Darth Vader............Vs!..................Adolf Hitler!, Again?

Vader:
I'm Darth Vader here to beat your ass a third time
Ill blow out the Death Star with my new set of rhymes
Currently the score 2 to none
You wont beat me but if you did you'd gain a point of 1
No wonder Germany lost cuz you cant fucking rhyme
Cuz you've been watching sope operas all the god damn time
And look, you cant even open a can
Your always too distracted by German kids in their minivans
Dictator? You cant even take over Iran
Now go back to Germany to your grave and scram

Hitler:
Fuck this shit I am Adolf Hitler
Your a dumb black guy who is a great babysitter
Fact is Vader, your just a big ass cheater
You trapped me in a Rancor Pit
And I couldn't finish I'm so sick of your bullshit
Go get your aide kid cause I just kicked your ass!
Now go back to your house and listen to your gay ass jazz
You dated a dumb chick and her name was Sue
The score's gonna be 2 to not 1, but 2
This final battle is worth that many points
Get the change out your pocket and give me all your coins.

Vader gets mad and kills Hitler. "Can anyone finish this battle? Anyone? Anyone!", "It's over Vader"

Fidel Castro:
You asshole you killed my friend Hitler
I'm gonna whoop your ass with the power of the fiddler(breaks over Vader's head)
I'm gonna finish what was started, and kick your b;lack ass
My Rhymes are classic gold and your's are made of brass
I'm gonna win son, this battle is finished and done
This place is gonna blow in 5....4....3....2....1....(Death Star explodes)

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You decide!

You seem like a good rapper . If you'd like to join my group Prestige Worldwide go post saying you want to . We need one more person so you joining would mean alot!

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!!!!!

Nathan Drake!................Vs!........................I ndiana Jones!, Begin!

Nathan Drake:
Mother Fucker I am related to Francis Drake
You don't have any famous relatives, in fact you've never been on a date
Get the hell out the way so I can find the Imran of The Pillars
You better get out of here and go back to dillards
I can whoop your ass with my partner Sully
Your so god damn gully.........ble
And ya right, I'm supposed to believe you have testicles
You have no friends and you're so dull
I was created by Naughty Dog
You have no followers on your blog

Indiana Jones:
Ya right that's bullshit I was in 3 popular movies
With Short Round and the gang I bet you got boobies
I bet that your real name is Stan
Explorer? Your afraid of the boogy-man
I found a lost Idol it was a treasure
Your such a dumb-ass! You got lost in the desert
You think your such a bad-ass!
When I was a kid I saw you get put in an L.D. class
And look
You wouldn't even steal a wallet
When there's a guy who wants sex your first there to call it
You cant even read playboy
Last night I was on your mom and I totally deployed

Nathan Drake:
I'm gonna beat you quickly with a fast rap
When you explore you wear a shower cap
Its funny cause you don't even use guns
You also have fucking terrible puns
I'm Drake, I climb fucking mountains
You cant even climb a miniature fountain
Also, you use your whip too much
To end this I have to say you're such a putrid fucking cunt

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!!!!(Nathan Drake is an explorer from PS3's Uncharted series in case you didn't know)

Would you like to join my group?

What do the groups do?

Basically, you become part of a group of people, hence "group." In a group you get a private forum that only your group members can see. You can come up with FM battles for your whole group and join unique activities. You can have your own contests and overall its just a place to hang with friends. Would you like to join? The link is in my sig.

Heys guys please vote on my poll at the top of the page. Vote one person of every 2 choices to declare the winner. The winners will go on the semi-finals of a tournament I just invented. Then there will be a poll to declare the winners for the semi finals then those winners will go to the finals. Then whoever wins will be declared the winner of the tournament! Please Vote! Please!

Gliscor I wanna join. Thanks for the invite!

Next Time on Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!

Amelia Earheart!................................Vs!...... .........................Hillary Clinton!

Amelia Earheart:
Guess what motherfucker I crossed the Atlantic
Look at your hair you have a shit ton of Dandruff

Hillary Clinton:
My name is Hillary Clinton, so don't be bitch-in
Here's a scratch-er I think your Vagina's itch-in

Tonight After I get home!

Cool! Here's the link: http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2328 just go there and post a message to confirm you want to join.

Hey guys I haven't been able to post any rap battles at all lately because my bro's were hogging the computer

But here's this one

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!!!!

Amelia Earhart!...........vs.............Hillary Clinton, Begin!

Amelia:
Guess what motherfucker I crossed the Atlantic
Look at your hair you have a shit ton of Dandruff
Politics? I don't give a shit about them
In fact, your weak as a freaking stem
I am the ultimate flyer you have nothing to show for
I bet your husband was a big fat ass bore
Hhm, you never became president, you bitch
Your as ugly as a god damn witch

Hillary:
My name is Hillary Clinton, so don't be bitch-in
Here's a scratch-er I think your Vagina's itch-in
I may be old and grey
But you died crossing at bay
Ohhhh, looks like this bitch is crying
And I only said a few verses
Next time you get on a plane
You wont be so lucky you stupid fucking dame

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!

LOL this one was very short but I was in a hurry to get it out there

Epic rap battle of history
Louis Griffin VS. Marge simpson ......Begin
Marge:
My name is Marge simpson i have blue hair
whats your name who the fuck cares
your a jewish bitch
and your nose looks like a sandwhich
your a psycho with your brother partrick
Im a really good cook
but all you are is a crook
i dont think youve ever read a book

Louis:
My name is Louis Griffin for that matter
your blowing up TV with all that dumbass chatter
your yellow
your mellow
and your a dumbass fellow
your own kids neck made of jello
I stole shit that was actually cool
You cant even steal stuff from a god damn pool
Are show is actually popular
your show made as much as a fucking toddler

Marge:
Bullshit you motherfucker
Your just a white-trash cocksucker
And I know it is true
because my husband always goes to you
Your so unproffesional
I bet you secretly have testicles
You shemale
Your nicknames totally Dale
Your next verse will be gay
What can I say?
Dont get in a rage

Louis:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

You may have beat in this one
but the next one will be a three-some
My husband is gonna join next time
Your an ass, about one fucking time
Your probably married to Borus
You ******s should get divorces

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!

Epic Rap Battles of Histtttttttooooorryyyyyy!

That was awesome Vader! Marge won that cat fight ;)

Epic Rap Battle Special!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minecraft!

Steve!..................Vs!...................Nooo otttttttccccccchhhhh!, Begin!

Steve:
I am Steve
AS you can see
I will kick your ass
So kneel with your knees
I can, create
Im about to make it rain
What do you do all day, develop a game
Im going out, making all the cats get tamed
You work with Jeb, yet youre totally lame
So son, you about to get capped
I might as well leave you in a redstone trap

Notch:
What the fuck, who are you messing with
Im the one who created you so go suck a dick
Im the king, of all games sandbox
You might as well get killed by a jocckkkkkkkkey
Man, if Jeb was here youd be crying from the knees
But since i am a little nice you better tell me all of your plees
Whatever you say,you better keep up the beat
I could simply get in the game, and click delete

Steve gets deleted

Steve:
Steve comes back from with his powers

Steve: I will kick your ass into this world
Go get off this game and go eat that turd
I am the ruler of the internet
This battle is over and im all ready and set