Epic Rap Battles of Fanstory

Sheldon Cooper VERSUS! DOCTOR HOUSE! BEGIN!

Sheldon Cooper
You better watch your back Dr House, since I'm about to make a big bang!
Since I make all television history inside out, you rang?
You're so poor, they couldn't even get you a house.
Only a university of shit! You're a mouse!
Besides, how could somebody like you beat someone like me?
I've been around since my beginning in 2007! You see?
Also, when I look you up on iTunes, no fucking results!
So that means 100% that you were canceled and that's your fault!

Dr House
You mistaken, I'm a doctor! I got a case to fix you up!
The odds of YOU winning this battle? Ha! Pure luck!
Wait a second, your sitcom's not funny, but it's only a disgrace to our creation.
I'm about to send you to the house of pure damnation.
I make raps so hard like scratch, not to mention you have one in your brain.
Wait, you don't? My history's in vein!
On the mic, I'm as good as FIVE rappers, better than the Jackson Five!
Since you're the Wii and I'm the XBox Live!

Sheldon Cooper
Is this rap even comparable? Everyone knows that I'm gonna kill!
You cook with fatass grease, I come from the grill.
I have good grammar, but your poor life is done!
Since I got a bottle of Jack Daniels style rum!

Dr House
A bottle of rum backstage? Isn't that off color?
You probably got that sheet from a penny a day fuller!
Just like The Most Interesting Man in the World, stay thirsty my friends.
But me and your Mr. Cooper, will never be friends even at the end!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

NicePeter as Sheldon Cooper
Lloyd Ahlquist as Dr House

EPISODES

[spoiler:2biirdrh]SEASON 1
1. Sheldon Cooper vs Dr House - On Page
2. Undertaker vs Vincent Price - viewtopic.php?p=70444#p70444
3. Veronica Starr vs GiR - viewtopic.php?p=101066#p101066
4. Dr Doofenshmirtz vs The Eliminators - viewtopic.php?p=103463#p103463
5. Tosh.0 vs Mickey Mouse/Lemonade Mouth - viewtopic.php?p=107676#p107676
6. Stephen Hillenburg vs Butch Hartman feat. Matt Groening - viewtopic.php?p=110699#p110699
7. NicePeter & EpicLloyd vs Wiz & Boomstick - viewtopic.php?p=111741#p111741
8. Richie Rich vs Remy Buxaplenty - viewtopic.php?p=113231#p113231
9. Tad & Chad vs Stubford Hucksterball - viewtopic.php?p=114324#p114324
10. Jimmy Neutron vs Dexter - viewtopic.php?p=116796#p116796
11. Timmy Turner vs Alfred E Neuman - viewtopic.php?p=118250#p118250
12. Squilliam Fancyson vs Marc Brown - viewtopic.php?p=119402#p119402
13. Dr Rip Studwell vs Dr Evil - viewtopic.php?p=126643#p126643
14. DJ Tietso vs Jeff Sutphen - viewtopic.php?p=129783#p129783
15. Cerebros vs Darkrai - viewtopic.php?p=130347#p130347

SEASON 2
16. Walt Disney vs Philipe Dunman - viewtopic.php?p=130719#p130719
17. Iron Man vs Mega Man - viewtopic.php?p=131250#p131250
18. AniMat vs The Nostalgia Critic - viewtopic.php?p=131303#p131303
19. Danny Phantom vs Casper the Friendly Ghost - viewtopic.php?p=131536#p131536
20. Beethoven vs Freddie Mercury - viewtopic.php?p=131741#p131741
21. The Wild Grinders vs The Avengers - viewtopic.php?p=132115#p132115
22. Ed, Edd and Eddy vs Edward Cullen - viewtopic.php?p=132316#p132316
23. VaderLader vs Timmy Turner feat. Tom Bergeron, Starkiller and Zim - viewtopic.php?p=133087#p133087
24. Butch Hartman vs Steve Oederek - viewtopic.php?p=133719#p133719
25. Imaginary Gary vs The Italic Man - viewtopic.php?p=134810#p134810
26. Trixie Tang vs Bill Gates - viewtopic.php?p=134876#p134876
27. Triple H vs Kevin James - viewtopic.php?p=135218#p135218
28. Dr Doofenshmirtz vs The Destructinator REMATCH feat. Gru - viewtopic.php?p=135715#p135715
29. SpongeBob SquarePants vs Robot & Monster - viewtopic.php?p=136568#p136568
30. Sergeant Spike vs ME!!!!! - viewtopic.php?p=140197#p140197

SEASON 3
31. Walt Disney vs Philipe Dunman REMATCH - viewtopic.php?p=140523#p140523
32. The Annoying Orange vs Ray William Johnson - viewtopic.php?p=140676#p140676
33. Harry Potter vs Anakin Skywalker - viewtopic.php?p=141154#p141154
34. Chef Boyardee vs Animeme - viewtopic.php?p=141508#p141508
35. Speed Racer vs The Flash - viewtopic.php?p=141756#p141756
36. Alfred E Neuman vs Timmy Turner REMATCH - viewtopic.php?p=142295#p142295
37. BenTheLooney vs DJCY21215 - viewtopic.php?p=142496#p142496
38. Timothy Green vs Frankenstein - viewtopic.php?p=142667#p142667
39. The Nicktoons Four vs Mickey Mouse - viewtopic.php?p=142897#p142897
40. Megatron vs Plankton - viewtopic.php?p=143091#p143091
41. Vlad Powers vs Jhonen Vasquez - viewtopic.php?p=146250#p146250
42. Rob Rezenti vs Tex Avery - viewtopic.php?p=146931#p146931
43. Dr Tommy Oliver vs Philosoraptor - viewtopic.php?p=147120#p147120
44. Squilliam Fancyson vs Marc Brown REMATCH - viewtopic.php?p=147480#p147480
45. Fire Lord vs Tahu - viewtopic.php?p=147599#p147599

SEASON 4
46. Bill Gates vs Trixie Tang REMATCH - viewtopic.php?p=148299#p148299
47. Flippy vs Notch - viewtopic.php?p=148413#p148413
48. Walt Disney vs Michael Buckley - viewtopic.php?p=148690#p148690
49. Skull Trumpet vs Louie Armstrong - viewtopic.php?p=148813#p148813
50. Maxwell vs Jeff Kinney & Greg Heffley - viewtopic.php?p=149412#p149412
51. Willy Wonka vs Random Toon & Coach Kong - viewtopic.php?p=149872#p149872
52. George Lucas vs L. Frank Baum - viewtopic.php?p=150173#p150173
53. Mr Krabs vs Scrooge McDuck - viewtopic.php?p=151346#p151346
54. Danny Phantom vs Dipper Pines - viewtopic.php?p=151498#p151498
55. GiR vs Veronica Starr REMATCH - viewtopic.php?p=151541#p151541
56. Scatman John vs John Miscotta - viewtopic.php?p=151593#p151593
57. AniMat vs The Angry Video Game Nerd - viewtopic.php?p=152226#p152226
58. Tom Bergeron vs Chris MacLean - viewtopic.php?p=153540#p153540
59. Robot & Monster vs SpongeBob SquarePants REMATCH - viewtopic.php?p=154484#p154484
60. Brody Foxx vs The Rage Comic Characters - viewtopic.php?p=155479#p155479

SEASON 5
61. Shay Carl vs Carly Shay, Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson - viewtopic.php?p=155712#p155712
62. TeenNick Announcer Girl, Drake & Josh vs Rod Sterling - viewtopic.php?p=156053#p156053
63. The Four Autobots vs the TMNT - viewtopic.php?p=157123#p157123
64. Mark Zuckerburg vs Rob - viewtopic.php?p=158269#p158269
65. Stewie Griffin vs Bart Simpson (Collab with Froggy) - viewtopic.php?p=158742#p158742
66. Jeffery Katzenburg vs John Lasseter - viewtopic.php?p=158844#p158844
67. Stan Smith vs Philip J Fry (Collab with Adonis) - viewtopic.php?p=158983#p158983
68. Jim Henson vs The ELMO Projector - viewtopic.php?p=159750#p159750
69. King Hanrikan vs Wileyk209zback - viewtopic.php?p=159895#p159895
70. Lightning McQueen vs Track Hucksterball - viewtopic.php?p=160167#p160167
71. Trixie Tang vs Bill Gates with the help of The Ghost of Steve Jobs RE-REMATCH - viewtopic.php?p=160338#p160338
72. Richie Rich vs The Modern SpongeBob - viewtopic.php?p=160599#p160599
73. Bowser vs Courage the Cowardly Dog - viewtopic.php?p=160876#p160876
74. Siri vs Cleverbot - viewtopic.php?p=162022#p162022
75. Walt Disney vs Philipe Dunman RE-REMATCH - viewtopic.php?p=162947#p162947

SEASON 6
76. Adam West vs Veteran Rapper Abraham Lincoln - viewtopic.php?p=164521#p164521
77. Flint Lockwood vs Nikola Tesla (Collab with Redbugman97) - viewtopic.php?p=164535#p164535
78. Thomas Edison vs Gotye - viewtopic.php?p=164754#p164754
79. Mark Chang vs Zim - viewtopic.php?p=168671#p168671
80. Epicrapbattles10 vs Machinima - viewtopic.php?p=173069#p173069
81. Charlie Sheen vs Sheen Estavez - viewtopic.php?p=187395#p187395
82. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac vs Gaz Membrane - viewtopic.php?p=194660#p194660
83. Daniel Tosh & Eric Cartman vs Rob Dyrdek & Lil Rob - viewtopic.php?p=199870#p199870
84. Fix-It-Felix vs Felix Baumgartner - viewtopic.php?p=205938#p205938
85. Mario vs Fred Flinstone (Collab with Uprising) - viewtopic.php?p=205980#p205980
86. Chuck Norris vs Primus - viewtopic.php?p=206886#p206886
87. Alfred E Neuman vs Chuck Testa - viewtopic.php?p=206913#p206913
88. TvTropes vs John A. Davis - viewtopic.php?p=207313#p207313
89. Dan Schnieder vs Johnny Test - viewtopic.php?p=215149#p215149[/spoiler:2biirdrh]

Winners

1 - Cooper
2 - Undertaker
3 - GiR
4 - Eliminators
5 - Mickey Mouse
6 - Hartman & Groening
7 - NP & EL
8 - Richie Rich
9 - Stubford
10 - Dexter
11- ME!
12 - Squilliam
13 - Dr Rip
14 - Sutphen
15 - Cerebros
16 - Walt Disney
17 - Tie
18 - Nostalgia Critic
19 - Tie
20 - Beethoven
21 - Avengers
22 - Ed, Edd, and Eddy
23 - Me & Bergeron
24 - Tie
25 - The Italic Man
26 - Gates
27 - James
28 - Gru
29 - SpongeBob
30 - Spike :(
31 - Dunman
32 - Tie
33 - Skywalker
34 - Animeme
35 - The Flash/Sonic
36 - ME!!!!
37 - BenTheLooney
38 - Frankenstein
39 - Nicktoons Four
40 - Megatron
41 - Vasquez
42 - Avery
43 - Tie
44 - Fancyson
45 - Fire Lord
46 - Tang
47 - Notch
48 - Disney
49 - Skull Trumpet
50 - Maxwell
51 - Wonka
52 - Tie
53 - McDuck
54 - Phantom
55 - GiR
56 - Miscotta
57 - AniMat
58 - Tie
59 - SquarePants
60 - The Rage Comic Characters
61 - Shay Carl
62 - Sterling
63 - Four Autobots
64 - Rob
65 - Stewie
66 - Tie
67 - Smith
68 - Tie
69 - Wiley
70 - Track
71 - Gates & Jobs
72 - Rich
73 - Courage
74 - Tie
75 - Disney
76 - West
77 - Tie
78 - Tie
79 - Another Tie
80 - Machinima
81 - Estavez
82 - Gaz
83 - Tie
84 - Fix-It-Felix
85 - Mario
86 - Primus
87 - Testa
88 - Davis
89 - Pending

Anyone?

This was a good battle :)

I think Sheldon won, But hey that's just my opinion, man.

Again? Any suggestions?

The Undertaker vs Vincent Price

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The Undertaker vs Vincent Price

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I think i like this idea.

The Undertaker VERSUS..... VINCENT PRICE!!!!

BEGIN!

Vincent Price
Vincent Price here. Star of so many movies.
Made from Edgar Allen Poe. Shove that up your boobies!
If you had one BITCH! I'll make your whole WWE career go down.
The entire company will turn your mustache to a frown.
The Undertaker? More like The Graveyard's Poop Festival.
Even your plans don't seem recreational.
I mean ME? Compared to a old fat wrestler like you?
That's like comparing Superman to a bottle of Mountain Dew.

The Undertaker
You call that rhymes? More like rhyme my ass.
I beat you down from first to last.
Vincent Price? Sounds like the name of Mr. Krabs rivalry in business.
Besides that small guy Plankton. He died before we finished.
When this rap's over, you're gonna start being call Edward Scissorhands.
I'll knock you legs down WWE style. I'm a real man!
I'm still alive still pwning people down.
This is vaguely any difference to the entire Royal Rumble Resistance

Vincent Price
You aint royalty douchebag! You broke up with Kane.
Like a gay rapper. You just felt the pain.
By the way, the price for rapping against me is five grand! Deal it up on your hand!
Because when the announcer says I beat you, you'll be rolling in the sand!

The Undertaker
The Undertaker doesn't roll in the sand! But I'll make YOU do!
I'm so threateningly awesome, I make the cows not say moo.
You're a lost rapper, crazy in the head.
Vincent Price sounds like a man who is dead!
But you are. Died in 1992.
I bet you're gonna rue this day like Nevel! Don't make me sue.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

NicePeter as The Undertaker
Lloyd Ahlquist as Vincent Price

Snooki vs Kim Kardashian or Bill Clinton vs John McCain.

Vince took it home ;)

PREVIEW of new rap

I’m Mickey Mouse and I’m epic, you’re just a little sponge.
You’re living on the Life of Crime, is that fun?

Naah. Skip that one.

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Naah. Skip that one.

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even though you skipped it, its mickey mouse vs spongebob squarepants

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Naah. Skip that one.

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even though you skipped it, its mickey mouse vs spongebob squarepants

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Yep.

Which should I do instead?

Remy Buxaplenty vs Richie Rich
Captain Falcon vs Captain America
GiR vs Veronica Starr (Both are minor, but have cult followings)
Scooby Doo vs Meaty (Wild Grinders)

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Naah. Skip that one.

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Yep.

Which should I do instead?

Remy Buxaplenty vs Richie Rich
Captain Falcon vs Captain America
GiR vs Veronica Starr (Both are minor, but have cult followings)
Scooby Doo vs Meaty (Wild Grinders)

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Falcon VS America
Who Does Not Want To See FALCON PUNCH Vs AVENGERS ASSEMBlE?

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Naah. Skip that one.

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Yep.

Which should I do instead?

Remy Buxaplenty vs Richie Rich
Captain Falcon vs Captain America
GiR vs Veronica Starr (Both are minor, but have cult followings)
Scooby Doo vs Meaty (Wild Grinders)

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Falcon VS America
Who Does Not Want To See FALCON PUNCH Vs AVENGERS ASSEMBlE?[/quote:33pgg1fv]

OK then. Falcon vs America it IS!

Here’s what everyone else is doing, but HINTS! In Season Style.

“I like TOTALLY want to be in a rap battle.”
- Veronica Starr

“What does this button do?!!”
- GiR

“If I’m not in a rap battle, I’m gawna KEEEL that ERBFan.”
- Remy Buxaplenty

“I like money!”
- Mr Krabs

“I wanted to name Timmy BONO!”
- Mr. Turner

“Oh, I’m gonna be in a rap battle? You must be quite a man.”
- Willy Wonka

AWESOME! Also, I love Gir's catchphrase. I use it in all the battles I put him in.

EEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!

GIR!!! VERYS!!!!!!!! VERRRRRONICA STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

BEGIN!!!!!!!!

Veronica Star
This like totally dumb old robot think he can beat me?
Well, tell him NO! I hated your comedy.
You help an alien, well I help a forsaken human!
I'll crush this puny robot without a lift of a finger. Now who's humid?
It doesn't take some cameos for me to WHOOP YOUR ROBOT BUTT!
I couldn't curse for this moment, it wouldn't fit my type of flood.
I help the popular, you help a crazy alien.
Both ways, I was born in the US and I'm human. You can't be paying.

GiR
WHat does this button do? What does that button do?
What does it take to get to stop this crazy girl and her friend too?
I have some news for you, YOURE NOT TRIXIE!!!
You may got some fanart, but I got thousands of fans, you pixie.
I'll punch you down with my bear hands.
In security mode, I'm sure to whoop your Starry ass.
I can't believe that those fans even LIKE you!
So fuck your dumb franchise and your friends too!

Veronica Starr
No. Fuck YOU!! Fuck that Zim guy too!
I got power and I'm hot and ZIm needs to get off of you.
Alien robots? Let me call the Men in Black.
I'm the best rapper there is, you were too busy getting back.

GiR
Hey Starr, you're not a star, you're a dismay from Hartman.
Your raps will get worse and worse and will start to harden.
These votes will be unanimous, why? SINCE IM GIR!!!!!
You're just a cheerleading dude who's too crazy to rap, you nerd!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!!!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

Anyone?

VOTES

Gir: 1 vote
Veronica: 0 Votes

RESPONSES

GIR WINS ONCE AGAIN!!! - GiR

This is TOTALLY a disgrace! - Veronica

Who is Veronica Starr from?

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Who is Veronica Starr from?

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The Fairly OddParents

Here’s the new rap:

THE ELIMINATORS VS DR DOOFENSHMIRTZ

BEGIN!

Dr Doofenshmirtz
It doesn't take an "Inator" for me to get all of you killed!
You're like the Transformers, but a cheap rip off thrill.
You were only seen in three episodes, IVE BEEN SEEN IN ALL OF THEM!
I'll beat you, I hate your franchise. Go back to the sandbox fence.
It's surprising to know that being that old doesn't get you a beard.
I mean you beat Santa Claus in order of old, just like Timmy feared.
I'll suck you up in a black hole, no Black-Hole-Inators this time.
You faked to be a little girl, how dumb of you to realize.
Realize that you act like a total idiot trying to kiss someone the same gender.
I mean that's just wrong! For the last time I tell ya!
I seen your movie and you're actually… No. That'd kill you. DUH!

The Eliminators
Megatronn: We can't take your pathetic waste
Starscrap: So we took it for a drive.
Terminator: I mean you get beaten up by a platypus,
ThunderSpark: And a middle aged guy.
Megatronn: I'll burn your body alive,
Starscrap: An call it a feast.
Terminator: We're not nice bots like the Autobots.
ThunderSpark: We make even the Decepticons take the seat!
Megatronn: You're so hated that even your own daughter hates you!
Starscrap: Tough luck, haters!
Terminator: We are the true "Inators" around here.
Thunderspark: While your busy making dump in the basement.
Megatronn: Yes. We don't care about this dang disgrace.
Starscrap: I'm glad this guy's down and dead!
Terminator: Who's soon to be gone
All: AND REPLACED!!

Dr Doofenshmirtz
I'm still alive, heck! Even NORM knows that's fake.
I'll degrade your old sci-fi ripoff metal to the hate.
I bet that even with the supreme raps you're making, it's only because you're tall!
You make Homer Simpson look like less of a dumbo. But that isn't all.
I'll leave you hanging down like what you did to Darth Vader.
Look like someone hates Star Wars! Now let me shoot you with the shoot-inator!

Destructinator
Looks like someone's been too much of a sick bastard!
I'm combined and I'm evil, BITCH! I'm the master.
You're too afraid to curse because you're afraid that you're setting a model.
Nobody loves you and that's a fact. You live in secrecy down in rock bottom.
It may be true I dressed up as a little FUCKING girl, but hey! It was a joke.
Welcome to the darkness era. Let me suck you up in my black hole.

I must say I really felt as though it was doofinshmirts writing his own raps. If he wasn't owned by Disney I could picture him rapping this.

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I must say I really felt as though it was doofinshmirts writing his own raps. If he wasn't owned by Disney I could picture him rapping this.

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I don’t know what you’re saying, but what I get is you mean that you can’t imagine ANYONE by Disney rapping?

TOSH.0 VS LEMONADE MOUTH!

BEGIN!

1: This…. I CANT DO IT! - cries -
2: Pull yourself together
1: I QUIT!
3: Me two
4: Me three.
2: Let's just wait and see.
3: COME ON! THIS AINT A PARODY!
1: Yeah - sniff -
4: Coming up next is…..
2: Let him rap!

Tosh.0
Is this a joke? This band's too cowardly to release one single!
That's what I call an epic fail. Might as well be stuck with the shingles.
You got beaten up by showoffs, just to make a garden?
Is this what Disney wants nowadays? The leader must be a burden.
No wonder why you sold off Power Rangers to Viacom.
Heck, you're 10x more eviler killing off more and more for miles!
Your music stunk so hard that they put you down in jail.
I'm glad for that peoples. Now lets check the Twitter/Mail.
Oh, another one of Disney's mascots? I hate everyone in the Disney game.
I made history as a comedian while you give up all hopes in the shade.

Mickey Mouse
Hold the phone just a minute! Mickey Mouse is in the house.
They should start calling me the tall one while YOU be the mouse.
I agree, Lemonade Mouth is OVER! But your franchise is next.
Even Patrick Star would know whose raps are the best.
I wonder why your show combined can go for days.
You only review horrible videos, rub it in peoples face at a slow pace.
It makes me wanna die, but don't worry mister, it's not in my contract.
I'll Mickey Mouse style homeschool this man so hard, he'll need contacts.
You look like NicePeter, but you only work in his filthy shadows.
I represent a multibillionaire company here! I'll have Comedy Central in a meadow.
I'm sorry Danny, but you and your pranks have gone way too far.
I bet this ugly man got every bit of his dead fame at the bar.

Tosh.0
What do you mean old mouse? I bet if you were REAL you'd be dead.
Time to go extreme on this shirtless sucker. Your fame depends.

Mickey Mouse
You wanna play it that way? While that's just plain fine.
That SpongeBob can't beat ME! I wish he would DIE!

Tosh.0
Guess what Mr. Mouse? I'm not your fairy godparent.

Mickey Mouse
I knew that you idiot! My raps are independent.

Tosh.0
Independent? Then why did you back up the cowardly band?

Mickey Mouse
You play tough and cool, but I'm the REAL man!

Tosh.0
You admitted your loss and you're not a man. You're a mouse!

Mickey Mouse
I may be small but I can cover out your entire house.

Tosh.0
I could just stomp this mouse with my shoe, who even knew?

Mickey Mouse
I KNOW YOU SIMPLETON! I bet your real audience goes "BOO!"

Tosh.0
The only booing going on should be for you and your horrid band.
Burn these raps in your face and make it till the last stand.
When will they even come back? They've been hiding forever.
I bet you're next. The chances you coming back? Never!

Mickey Mouse
Your south park's about to be uninstalled!
I bet your only make laugh tracks on a cheesy Macintosh.
I spilled out all your secrets sonny! You should run and never come back.
You'd better get ready. I'll start to get your bags.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

E-P-I-C R-A-P B-A RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Come on!

ANYONE?

That was good. BTW, what were the Eliminators from the previous battle from?

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FOP

Thats... awesome!

BUTCH HARTMAN VS STEPHEN HILLENBURG!

BEGIN!

Hillenburg
Hey Hartman, your Fairly Odd Show got ruined to be green.
SpongeBob went down that trail once, but he was never to be seen.
Ghost boy? Dog agent? What's next? Alien superheroes?
You're a speck compared to me. Your down to zero.
I get marathons and marathons of my show. What do you get? NOTHING!
Nice haircut, were you procrastinating for something?
Heck, you're so jealous off me, you named Dinkleburg after me.
You stole Richie Rich, Arnold Schwarzenegger, N•Sync. What's next? Bill Cosby?

Butch Hartman
Timmy Turner could beat your marine ass even WITHOUT fairies!
Your unrealistic shows are so stupid and so bad they're scary.
SpongeBob should've ended at the movie. Just like plans said.
Better than that, I'll draw off a spiked boot at Bikini Bottom, now who's red?
I'm so awesome, I can even make YOU into a prick! You're zero.
Excuse me while I draw Trixie Tang on your parade! I'm the hero.
This Hillenburg face is in for a nice old secret.
YOUR FRANCHISE FUCKING STINKS! This time, I mean it.

Hillenburg
Since when was the last time FOP, DP or TP got a cereal box-in?
Bow down to the ruler of cartoons. Not Groening, Disney and MacFarlene.
Trixie Tang couldn't convince me to die, get a taste of your sourness.
Danny Phantom can't stop me! Neither can anyone else. YOURE POWERLESS!

Hartman
Good thing my GOOD CARTOONS come in to save the day.
PS: The Disney Channel called, there company's THAT way!
Me winning this battle is so obvious. Believe me now and again.
Your big Krusty Krab has got to come to an end!
BOOM! You're gone. I wished your face out of the court.
Once again, it's me now. Hillenburg's gone at the airport.
Give me the gold medal now since no one on earth can stop me!
With no bastards to stop me, I have all the money!

Groening
Enough pranks Butch. You know you cant rule everything or even something.
I'm Matt Groening for crying out loud. Master of comedy everywhere. You're nothing.
The Simpsons will beat TUFF, The Fentons and the Turners.
I'm about to destroy this cartoon murderer.
You accepted to do a live action movie, that proved your crudeness.
This noble fan ain't worth all my greatness.
An underwater sponge and magic can't beat me.
It's just the two of us now. I'm about to kill you like crazy.
- Groening hops into tank - Ammo loaded.
Call me the angry master since I'm heavy boated.
Time to get the favor done, missiles ready.
You'll be like DOH after I kill you already!

- Hartman gets shot -

Hartman
One shot can't defeat Butch Hartman! You have to be more loaded.
Was that all you had? Tough luck you bitch. I'm heavy coated.
Call me maybe, call me the boss of your horrid show.
I'm awesome while your whole show's a spinoff. You should go.

Hillenburg
Guess who came back? HILLENBURG CAME BACK AT LEAST!
To everyone else here, you should all take a seat.
SpongeBob beats the Simpsons and the Turners by miles!
Would you like to buy some chocolate? I have tons in piles.
While you're all too busy living the life of crime.
The Super Spongy Square Games takes place, I don't need to make it rhyme!
Groening sounds like groaning, which you'll be after this battle's over!
And Butch, while Timmy Turner makes out with Trixie Tang, I kill you all like an ogre!

Groening
Time for two shootings in one day. My lucky charm.
I'm about to send these guys right out the ball park!
- Groening hops out of tank - Hartman and Hillenburg should go back to Nick.
I make primetime baby! Your all stuck and sick, suck my Groening dick!
Hey Hartman. I heard about that crazy hyper dog Sparky.
Twice the Cousin Oliver treatment to you whore! Where are my car keys?

Hartman
Oh you wanna leave this battle? Why BE MY GUEST!
I like beating people like I'm a police officer. Go pick rocks like the rest.
Hillenburg…. Dinkleburg…. Zuckerburg…. GROENING'S NEXT!
I feel sorry for all you idiots, but you've lately been bad pests.
I'm a hard man, dark and cruel. Spongebob's nothing but a wimp.
Call me a mini-celebrity since I'm about to make you tinted.

Hillenburg
Hartman's a comic book nerd, Groening's a freak.
I'm cool and hip while you're all geeks!
Yes, I know that you stink at everything. My pleasure!
You're like a crazy itch that can't get to measure.
When was the last time The Simpsons or any of FOP got marathons?
I guessed it! Months ago. There's one going on right now. We're moving on.

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

NicePeter as Stephen Hillenburg
Lloyd Ahlquist as Butch Hartman
?????? as Matt Groening

awesome
hillenburg won :D

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Toa Tahu the Brickman

awesome
hillenburg won :D

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Surprising, since I thought Groening and Hartman won (I don’t really like Spongebob.)

PS: For anyone who doesn’t understand the “Hops into a tank” joke, it’s because there was an episode of FOP where after when two people (Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang to be exact) were together for a long time, Trixie Tang started to go crazy and got into a tank, so Matt was trying to say he hated Hartman, and the episode that Trixie went insane was called “Just the Two of Us”. Get it NOW?

WIZ AND BOOMSTICK VS NICEPETER AND EPICLLOYD!

BEGIN!

Wiz: We couldn't do this in a Death Battle,
Boomstick: Because we'd obviously win!
Wiz: In 64 bit,
Boomstick: We'll leave you in pins!
Wiz: Don't worry cowards,
Boomstick: This won't be violent.
Wiz: Maybe since you steal talent.
Wiz + Boomstick: TALK ABOUT BEING TYRANTS!
Wiz: Peace in the galaxy
Boomstick: Wait, are we hippies?
Wiz: We're not.
Boomstick: We're awesome men,
Wiz + Boomstick: TIME TO SET THESE THREATS TO MINI!

NicePeter: We're not tyrants,
EpicLloyd: You just don't wanna admit it.
NicePeter: We'll electrify your stupid battles all day.
EpicLloyd: DANGIT!
NicePeter: Everyone loves us,
EpicLloyd: You took your Death Battles off of YouTube.
NicePeter: Afraid we'd sue you? Take the heat.
EpicLloyd: You ignorant boots!
NicePeter: We're funny and musical,
EpicLloyd: You just animate showdowns.
NicePeter: You may have came before us, but
NicePeter + EpicLloyd: WE'LL HAVE THESE MEN IN A HOEDOWN!

Wiz: Hoedown? What are you?
Boomstick: Miley Cyrus?
Wiz: Get off of the violence ship,
Boomstick: We're the better pirates.
Wiz: Superman vs Goku,
Boomstick: Was OUR idea!
Wiz: You get half of your battles off of us.
Boomstick: I wouldn't be surprised,
Wiz + Boomstick: If you both have a falling career!

NicePeter: You were only a product of money.
EpicLloyd: No wonder why you had Backstage Passes.
NicePeter: Screw your attack moves!
EpicLloyd: You're all being so dramatic!
NicePeter: I'll put your raps on a plate,
EpicLloyd: And I'll burn them down.
NicePeter: Call the doctor!
EpicLloyd: We got idiots.
NicePeter: No objections like Phoenix Wright.
NicePeter + EpicLloyd: GO BACK DOWN TO THE POUND!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

PREVIEW FOR NEW RAP!

[spoiler:don1vp0r]Remy Buxaplenty enters Richie Rich’s mansion.

Richie Rich
Who is it?

Remy Buxaplenty
It’s me. Remy Buxaplenty.

Richie Rich
BRING IT ON!

BEGIN![/spoiler:don1vp0r]

Anyone?

You are doing the battle you've always wanted to see. Sweet for you. :)

REMY BUXAPLENTY VS RICHIE RICH!

BEGIN!

Richie Rich
I got a big filming career, you're a small piece of life!
Hey Liam! Oh, it's Remy? You're so dumb, I forgot the lies.
This rap's about ME! I'm the main character while you died!
At least that's what Hartman said, I wonder why Nick had to revise.
You have quite some envy for Timmy Turner. You could wish to be him dangit!
You were inspired off of me, so I must win this!
You lost a duel to a bucktoothed nerd! No wonder why you're so negative.
Nobody even loves you, Remy! I'm a multibillionaire with all the relatives.

Remy Buxaplenty
OOH! You think you're talented? Well you're not!
You're about to be defeated by an awesome man, not a robot!
Hannah-Barbara must've been drunk when they came up with you!
Nobody liked your show you dunce! Now who's poop?
I got better looks than this boy! Heck. He looks like something I'd draw in a minute!
Consider yourself Emo Crys since I'm the harsh critic!
You're speaking with the richest boy in town, you're nothing.
Bad rap you got. Were you procrastinating for something?

Richie Rich
Richest boy in town? Enough with your bad pranks!
Let me call off my butlers to defeat your small bank.
Your parents hate you, and I'm NOT sympathetic.
I'll beat you with a bowling pin, isn't that competitive?
You got lost within the fifth DANG season!
I may have been cancelled before, but I came back. There was a reason!

Remy Buxaplenty
I guess the reason was since your series was so BAD!
I mean take a look at yourself! You're weird. That's all that I had.
Juandissimo couldn't finish you, neither could Tad & Chad.
Richard's in for a secret. I bet you don't have a dad.
My knuckles are ready. Did you order an ass kicking?
I don't care if you said no, because my trigger finger's itching.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

STUBFORD HUCKSTERBALL VS TAD & CHAD!

BEGIN!

Tad
Time to take this man one on one, this greedy fool can't rap!
Whatever you like, we hate! I'm the rich one here. This is a trap!
While your father makes horrid stuff, I became class president.
My sunglasses explain that I'm cool! While you're a dumb resident.
Your voice is even WORSE than Remy's, and that's saying something.
I'm cool and awesome. What are you? NOTHING!
Stubford? What a dumb attempt of a name! Even Lackey agrees.
I come up with characters 10x better than yours! I'm glad to be me!

Stubford
You're worse than the skateboarders like Lil Rob!
Those sunglasses may represent coolness, but I represent all!
You making the popular crowd laugh? Maybe because you're a JOKE!
A bad one that's unfunny, just like your Fairly OddShow.
I'm older than you, and I have ten times more experience.
You only rap like a dunce until the crowd goes delirious.
While you run away in fear, I stay in short and strong.
Admit it, you're jealous of me. This won't take that long!

Tad
I got millions and billions of bucks in my bank.
This stub's about to be owned. Time for a new rank.
Chad! Finish him off for me while I beat some nerds.
Stub doesn't deserve the pain. Look what you've heard.
Just before I go, I have one last word for Stub.
In every game you play, you're Stubicron, or Lord BUB!

Chad
Alright, I can take this one now! Time to get this shorty killed!
Tad may have been shocking, but now you're in for a chill!
You may be older than me, but mentally, you're DUMB!
That's fine since I'm about to leave you hand numb.
That Lackey dumbo you hired is nothing but a headache.
Have fun sitting at the unpopular table, PS: YOURE LATE!
Let me make a film about me whooping you senseless.
This is Dimmsdale you outsider, time to knock out this dependent.

Stubford
How could you knock me out? You're barely seen at any place!
I thought Tad was annoying, while you definitely take the cake!
Lackey couldn't finish you off, so let me do the job!
You're worse than that skating loser Lil Rob!
I'll stomp you with my futuristic shoes and toss you into the sand.
I'm about to stomp on you back down like your stinky band.
Dimmsdale's about to lose some kids.
I can't take these idiots, but they're still worth it!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

NicePeter as Stubford
Lloyd Ahlquist as Tad
?????? as Chad