Any requests?

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Originally Posted by FLuffee

Yes plz. -SaneButStrange

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I don't know...are you sure? I don't hate you or anything. do you want to rap battle or let me dis you?

rbm, can you dis me?

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Originally Posted by redbugman97

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Originally Posted by FLuffee

Yes plz. -SaneButStrange

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I don't know...are you sure? I don't hate you or anything. do you want to rap battle or let me dis you?

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LOl i want you to diss rap me.

Me too!

What do I do? I don't understand! :confused:

Just dis rap us.

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Originally Posted by General Gliscor

Just dis rap us.

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maybe...

He dosent have to if he dosent want too. But if you do just diss rap us like u would anyone else.

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Originally Posted by FLuffee

He dosent have to if he dosent want too. But if you do just diss rap us like u would anyone else.

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but you guys are friends! I mainly dis rap assholes who deserve it.

lol.. Um... idk.

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Originally Posted by FLuffee

lol.. Um... idk.

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me neither XD

how does everyone like my dis raps so far?

I like em'...i just have no one for you lol..

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Originally Posted by redbugman97

how does everyone like my dis raps so far?

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they are great

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Originally Posted by Toa Tahu the Brickman

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Originally Posted by redbugman97

how does everyone like my dis raps so far?

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they are great

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Thank you guys :) have any requests?

Diss Fred Figglehorn.

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Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar

Diss Fred Figglehorn.

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maybe. I'm mainly up for dissing people that bother fellow forumers and do stupid shit

OH MY GOD, SKYLER! YOU HAVE TOP COMMENT ON DR4H 6! do you want me to dis your stepdad george?

I do? Wow...didnt expect that lol..sure.

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Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar

I do? Wow...didnt expect that lol..sure.

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Ill get right on it. Can you provide the info? I can't find it on Youtube anymore...

Anyone? I have free time :3

I just saw thread/post! Imma go get the info from YT cuz' Im to lazy to type it again! :lawl:

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Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar

I just saw thread/post! Imma go get the info from YT cuz' Im to lazy to type it again! :lawl:

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oh ok thanks!

*goes to YT* RBM our PM convo is all I can see in my inbox :lawl:

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Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar

*goes to YT* RBM our PM convo is all I can see in my inbox :lawl:

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Lol :laugh:

*Neil is sitting in his room playing on his phone*

What the hell, Reddit? Can you people stop shitting your pants?!

*new text appeared*

HMM?!

Dear redbugman97,

Can you dis rap my stepdad George? He hits his two little kids (stepsisters) and makes them cry. He always comes home drunk and is mean to my mom. He gets treated like God, and thinks he's the man of the house when he just sits around and watches TV all day. He doesnt have a job either. Lloyd, please destroy him!

GGGGRRRR!!! RRRRRRRR!!!!!! EVIL PARENTS!!!!!!!

*slams door and runs down to the basement, knocking down everything on the counters*

COMING SOON!

DIS RAPS FOR HIRE: GEORGE

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[spoiler:2dojjolw]*Neil is sitting in his room playing on his phone*

What the hell, Reddit? Can you people stop shitting your pants?!

*new text appeared*

HMM?!

Dear redbugman97,

Can you dis rap my stepdad George? He hits his two little kids (stepsisters) and makes them cry. He always comes home drunk and is mean to my mom. He gets treated like God, and thinks he's the man of the house when he just sits around and watches TV all day. He doesnt have a job either. Red, please destroy him!

GGGGRRRR!!! RRRRRRRR!!!!!! EVIL PARENTS!!!!!!!

*slams door and runs down to the basement, knocking down everything on the counters*[/spoiler:2dojjolw]

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[spoiler:2dojjolw]Better say goodbye, Georgie, 'cause you're in my sights!
Targeting and challenging your lazy fat ass, come on let's fight!
Redbugman, comin' in, ride like a knight.
Beating your own fucking children? Dude, that's just not right!

THIS BUM THINKS HEEEEEEE'S...

SO FUCKING TOUUUUGH...

WELL SKYLER FOR OOOONE...

HAS HAD ENOOOUUGH!!!

Put down the beer and the remote, get up and get a job!
You can't stand up to the forum and Rob!
You're not the man of the home! You're the man of the couch!
How about you take your booze and get outta the fucking house!

HE TREATS HIS WIFE LIKE SHIIIIIIIT...

HE BEATS HIS OWN FAMILYYYYYYYYYY...

GO FIND SOMETHING TO DOOOOOO...

THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE TV!!!

PEACE![/spoiler:2dojjolw]

George got owned.

Sorry that it was cut short, I had to hurry! :(

Win

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Win

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Mega win.

Can You Diss My School? It's called Handley High School. I hate it. There is a bunch of people getting bullied, me and one of my best friends included. I get picked on because of my Tourettes. People will look at me and start schrunching their face up. They call me a Twitchin b***h. My friends have joked about it a couple times but there my friends so it is ok. I know they dont mean it. My friend Colby has almost comitted suicide because he was being picked on so much. The Worst people are these guys.

Todrick(Petey)- I HATE THIS GUY! In The Middle of Class he will say Luke quit Twitching and everyone laughs. It hurts. He always pushes me and I try to ignore him but he keeps coming after me. He is really skinny, black, and bald.

Jason- He was kind of my friend.. But he fucked with my friend Colby alot. Jason was actually cool to me and said for nobody to say noting to me. But I'd like you to diss him for Colby. He would call Colby a fag, hit him, punch him in the face, and worse.

Jadarian- I never liked him. He would crack about my Twitches and when we disected stuff he slapped me in the face with worms, fish, and frogs. He was always popular for no fucking reason. He sent a picture of his dick to this guy named Damion's GF. He was gonna fight Jadarian after school but Jadarian called him Mom to come get him right when they were about to fight! He punched my friend Colby square in the face and NEVER got in trouble for it! They actually blamed Jason, and this is what made Jason dislike Colby, (because he got in trouble). Black with a mohawk.

Aqauvious- Skinny, Black, Tall, AND GAY! But he has a girlfriend.. He sounds and walks so fucking gay! He makes fun of my for being chubby, and makes fun of Colby for no reason. He would tell this slow retarded kid named Luis (Fat Mexican) To Hit me. And He WOULD! Please diss Aquavious!

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Originally Posted by TinSanE

Can You Diss My School? It's called Handley High School. I hate it. There is a bunch of people getting bullied, me and one of my best friends included. I get picked on because of my Tourettes. People will look at me and start schrunching their face up. They call me a Twitchin b***h. My friends have joked about it a couple times but there my friends so it is ok. I know they dont mean it. My friend Colby has almost comitted suicide because he was being picked on so much. The Worst people are these guys.

Todrick(Petey)- I HATE THIS GUY! In The Middle of Class he will say Luke quit Twitching and everyone laughs. It hurts. He always pushes me and I try to ignore him but he keeps coming after me. He is really skinny, black, and bald.

Jason- He was kind of my friend.. But he fucked with my friend Colby alot. Jason was actually cool to me and said for nobody to say noting to me. But I'd like you to diss him for Colby. He would call Colby a fag, hit him, punch him in the face, and worse.

Jadarian- I never liked him. He would crack about my Twitches and when we disected stuff he slapped me in the face with worms, fish, and frogs. He was always popular for no fucking reason. He sent a picture of his dick to this guy named Damion's GF. He was gonna fight Jadarian after school but Jadarian called him Mom to come get him right when they were about to fight! He punched my friend Colby square in the face and NEVER got in trouble for it! They actually blamed Jason, and this is what made Jason dislike Colby, (because he got in trouble). Black with a mohawk.

Aqauvious- Skinny, Black, Tall, AND GAY! But he has a girlfriend.. He sounds and walks so fucking gay! He makes fun of my for being chubby, and makes fun of Colby for no reason. He would tell this slow retarded kid named Luis (Fat Mexican) To Hit me. And He WOULD! Please diss Aquavious!

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Grrrrr...GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Your wish is my command! :explode:

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[spoiler:1obxyo1z]"Aaaaahhh...I finally get to relax after a long day of ru-

Can You Diss My School? It's called Handley High School. I hate it. There is a bunch of people getting bullied, me and one of my best friends included. I get picked on because of my Tourettes. People will look at me and start schrunching their face up. They call me a Twitchin b***h. My friends have joked about it a couple times but there my friends so it is ok. I know they dont mean it. My friend Colby has almost comitted suicide because he was being picked on so much. The Worst people are these guys.

Todrick(Petey)- I HATE THIS GUY! In The Middle of Class he will say Luke quit Twitching and everyone laughs. It hurts. He always pushes me and I try to ignore him but he keeps coming after me. He is really skinny, black, and bald.

Jason- He was kind of my friend.. But he fucked with my friend Colby alot. Jason was actually cool to me and said for nobody to say noting to me. But I'd like you to diss him for Colby. He would call Colby a fag, hit him, punch him in the face, and worse.

Jadarian- I never liked him. He would crack about my Twitches and when we disected stuff he slapped me in the face with worms, fish, and frogs. He was always popular for no fucking reason. He sent a picture of his dick to this guy named Damion's GF. He was gonna fight Jadarian after school but Jadarian called him Mom to come get him right when they were about to fight! He punched my friend Colby square in the face and NEVER got in trouble for it! They actually blamed Jason, and this is what made Jason dislike Colby, (because he got in trouble). Black with a mohawk.

Aqauvious- Skinny, Black, Tall, AND GAY! But he has a girlfriend.. He sounds and walks so fucking gay! He makes fun of my for being chubby, and makes fun of Colby for no reason. He would tell this slow retarded kid named Luis (Fat Mexican) To Hit me. And He WOULD! Please diss Aquavious!

GGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHH! SCHOOLS FILLED WITH CUNTS!

*Neil starts running through walls to his room and kicking his siblings outta his way*[/spoiler:1obxyo1z]

Rap:

[spoiler:1obxyo1z]I'm ready for bruise! Dis is what I choose!
I'm ready for a fresh Dis Rap, newsflash, BOOM!
My raps'll let loose, better make room, we cool?
Time to handily handle handers at Handley High School!
I scrunch up bullies' faces like a fist fighting race.
I'll rake, don't be late, I'll go fast paced!
These bitches will be twitchin' when I apply bloody itches
On their lips and shit with my fists, toss 'em ditches!
Tell your friend Colby not to be afraid of their games!
Seriously, take a look at their names!
They look like someone shitted on a children's book!
I'll rat these rats out 'cause of the shame they took!
Todrick can suck my dick, and have it as a snack!
His big black ass bald head can make the whole class laugh!
Why were you friends with Jason, Luke? He's a fucking tool!
He thinks beating up your one true friend is cool?
A black reptile slapping freak with a mohawk named Jadarian?
I'll mow his hawks and fish and frogs like a fucking barbarian!
Go and call your mom, and scram outta here, queer!
Sending pictures of your dick self can't get you outta here...
Tell Damion to go and give him a bitch slap for me!
He's a fish lickin' freak show, as you can see.
I'll drown Aquavious in his piss and the cum he produces
When he jerks off to obese Mexicans. You can tell he loses!
How can this chump get a girlfriend? He's a fucking douche!
I'll stink this prick up to oblivion with a lyrical duce!
Might want to switch schools, Luke, these fags are just there to tear you down!
At least you and Colby's names don't sound like the names of clowns.
Want to come over here and fight, bullies, come on! LET'S GO!
Or call Jadarian's mom to take you all back to the ghetto![/spoiler:1obxyo1z]

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Originally Posted by redbugman97

Intro:

[spoiler:3me7m9lw]"Aaaaahhh...I finally get to relax after a long day of ru-

Can You Diss My School? It's called Handley High School. I hate it. There is a bunch of people getting bullied, me and one of my best friends included. I get picked on because of my Tourettes. People will look at me and start schrunching their face up. They call me a Twitchin b***h. My friends have joked about it a couple times but there my friends so it is ok. I know they dont mean it. My friend Colby has almost comitted suicide because he was being picked on so much. The Worst people are these guys.

Todrick(Petey)- I HATE THIS GUY! In The Middle of Class he will say Luke quit Twitching and everyone laughs. It hurts. He always pushes me and I try to ignore him but he keeps coming after me. He is really skinny, black, and bald.

Jason- He was kind of my friend.. But he fucked with my friend Colby alot. Jason was actually cool to me and said for nobody to say noting to me. But I'd like you to diss him for Colby. He would call Colby a fag, hit him, punch him in the face, and worse.

Jadarian- I never liked him. He would crack about my Twitches and when we disected stuff he slapped me in the face with worms, fish, and frogs. He was always popular for no fucking reason. He sent a picture of his dick to this guy named Damion's GF. He was gonna fight Jadarian after school but Jadarian called him Mom to come get him right when they were about to fight! He punched my friend Colby square in the face and NEVER got in trouble for it! They actually blamed Jason, and this is what made Jason dislike Colby, (because he got in trouble). Black with a mohawk.

Aqauvious- Skinny, Black, Tall, AND GAY! But he has a girlfriend.. He sounds and walks so fucking gay! He makes fun of my for being chubby, and makes fun of Colby for no reason. He would tell this slow retarded kid named Luis (Fat Mexican) To Hit me. And He WOULD! Please diss Aquavious!

GGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHH! SCHOOLS FILLED WITH CUNTS!

*Neil starts running through walls to his room and kicking his siblings outta his way*[/spoiler:3me7m9lw]

Rap:

[spoiler:3me7m9lw]I'm ready for bruise! Dis is what I choose!
I'm ready for a fresh Dis Rap, newsflash, BOOM!
My raps'll let loose, better make room, we cool?
Time to handily handle handers at Handley High School!
I scrunch up bullies' faces like a fist fighting race.
I'll rake, don't be late, I'll go fast paced!
These bitches will be twitchin' when I apply bloody itches
On their lips and shit with my fists, toss 'em ditches!
Tell your friend Colby not to be afraid of their games!
Seriously, take a look at their names!
They look like someone shitted on a children's book!
I'll rat these rats out 'cause of the shame they took!
Todrick can suck my dick, and have it as a snack!
His big black ass bald head can make the whole class laugh!
Why were you friends with Jason, Luke? He's a fucking tool!
He thinks beating up your one true friend is cool?
A black reptile slapping freak with a mohawk named Jadarian?
I'll mow his hawks and fish and frogs like a fucking barbarian!
Go and call your mom, and scram outta here, queer!
Sending pictures of your dick self can't get you outta here...
Tell Damion to go and give him a bitch slap for me!
He's a fish lickin' freak show, as you can see.
I'll drown Aquavious in his piss and the cum he produces
When he jerks off to obese Mexicans. You can tell he loses!
How can this chump get a girlfriend? He's a fucking douche!
I'll stink this prick up to oblivion with a lyrical duce!
Might want to switch schools, Luke, these fags are just there to tear you down!
At least you and Colby's names don't sound like the names of clowns.
Want to come over here and fight, bullies, come on! LET'S GO!
Or call Jadarian's mom to take you all back to the ghetto![/spoiler:3me7m9lw]

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Loved it dude! Especially that last line! Thanks!

Thanks! ;)

Can you Dis Rap my uncle? His name is Cuthing. He's bald, latino, and he's been arrested (he was part of a gang.) He recently got released, and does nothing, but torment me. He kicks me until I clean my room, curses in every sentence, and he smokes. He got married, but didn't invite any of his family to the wedding or let them know. He made his mom cry by doing it. He's a dick! Can you dis him?

Win.

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Can you Dis Rap my uncle? His name is Cuthing. He's bald, latino, and he's been arrested (he was part of a gang.) He recently got released, and does nothing, but torment me. He kicks me until I clean my room, curses in every sentence, and he smokes. He got married, but didn't invite any of his family to the wedding or let them know. He made his mom cry by doing it. He's a dick! Can you dis him?

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Definitely!