Do you do dis raps against...dogs? :ashamed:
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Do you do dis raps against...dogs? :ashamed:
I love dogs :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Its an evil dong who did many evil things to me..we're best friends..pweeeeeeseeeeeee
alright, just give the info on the dogQuote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
It's name is Soulja (named after Soulja Boy..) and it's a Golden Retriever/Bulldog mix. It belongs to my cousin and neighbour Cody. One day, I went to walk over to his house to see him. I saw Soulja laying there and said "Hi, Soulja" because I love All dogs! (Except this one now -.-) and he just randomly ran up to me and bit my ankle. He bit it in such a place that I had to go to the hospital and walk on crutches for about a week. This happened in 2007 and now it's 2012 and I still have a big scar on my ankle. I can't ever go over to my cousin'
s house without a baseball bat/gun now..just in case he tries to go a-woll on me again!
IDK Niel.. You dont want the dog to be offended... :laugh: JK
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Originally Posted by TinSanE
*Neil :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TinSanE
:lawl:
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[spoiler:12ztiwi9]"Damn, I need a haircut. Hey, I wonder if i have one of those haircut cards so I can get a free haircut without getting bitched on and on abo-"
Dear Redbugman97,
Can you Dis Rap my uncle? His name is Cuthing. He's bald, latino, and he's been arrested (he was part of a gang.) He recently got released, and does nothing, but torment me. He kicks me until I clean my room, curses in every sentence, and he smokes. He got married, but didn't invite any of his family to the wedding or let them know. He made his mom cry by doing it. He's a dick! Can you dis him?
Hmm...Mhmm...HHHMMMMM?!?!?! GGGRRRRRRR!!!!! DOUCHEBAG UNCLES!!!!! GRRRAAAAAGH!
*Neil rips off his hair and jabs scissors through the front door of the haircut place and runs home*[/spoiler:12ztiwi9]
Rap:
[spoiler:12ztiwi9]Here I, me, dis guy, raps some more!
I'll slap jack ass flapjack uncles 'till they're dead on the floor!
Here we go again! Time to flame another fiend!
I'll tame gang bangin' lame uncle shits 'till the end!
I'll be verbally cutting Cuthing abruptly until he's left in shreds!
Even his whole entire family wants their dick uncle dead!
I bet I could see my reflection through your dead bald head
But it's probably filled with holes after the cops filled it with lead!
I'll be throwing torments like it's the end of the world!
Kicking Spike 'cause his rooms not cleaned...ARE YOU A GIRL?!
All you do is smoke and cuss, you fucking human trash!
Even your whole family agrees that your just a stupid ass.
You made your own mother cry, you sick chick prick queer!
I threw a funeral for you and invited your family, wait...you didn't hear?
I'll tell you, Spike, just listen up, kid:
Don't end up smoking weed and marrying a whore like your uncle did![/spoiler:12ztiwi9]
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[spoiler:2p5t1god]*Neil is walking home from working out at the neighborhood gym*
*Cell phone buzzes*
"HUFF! PUFF! Hello?"
Dear Redbugman97,
Can you dis a dog? It's name is Soulja (named after Soulja Boy..) and it's a Golden Retriever/Bulldog mix. It belongs to my cousin and neighbour Cody. One day, I went to walk over to his house to see him. I saw Soulja laying there and said "Hi, Soulja" because I love All dogs! (Except this one now -.-) and he just randomly ran up to me and bit my ankle. He bit it in such a place that I had to go to the hospital and walk on crutches for about a week. This happened in 2007 and now it's 2012 and I still have a big scar on my ankle. I can't ever go over to my cousin's house without a baseball bat/gun now..just in case he tries to go a-woll on me again!
RRRROOOOOAAAARRRR! LITERALLY A BITCH! GGGRRRRRRR!
*runs home*[/spoiler:2p5t1god]
Rap:
[spoiler:2p5t1god]Looks like we got ourselves a bitch that got outta the house!
I've seen better confrontations from a rabid mouse!
I love all dogs, too, bud you deserve a time out!
Dis Rap RBM's about to RAT YOU OUT!
Souljia Dog up in dis hoe. Want a treat? Come suck dis bone!
This pooch that's a douche is about to get OWNED!
I'll break your legs, boy, 'till you get hospitalized!
You need to read a book and become more civilized!
I leave verbal scars on bad little pups.
Seriously, dog, just SHUT THE HELL UP!
Keep your mouth closed, bitch, I'm gonna pt ya down
With lyrical roars that can toss you around!
You're less loving than a retriever and you're just not gold!
You drool like a bulldog, and you look pretty old!
So quit biting people and go chew a squirrel or somethin'...
CAUSE R-B-M is gonna rap DESTRUCTION!
You call yourself a retriever when you're a sucky looter.
My raps cut so fast, you'll get VERBALLY NEUTERED![/spoiler:2p5t1god]
@Spike: yours is the one before this one ^
@Spartica: yours is right above!
Love the neutered line.
;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
I have a request! :D
okay his name is jared
he is a jerk
a player
deceiving smile leads to creeper alert
not smart
very physical even with the girl is uncomfortable (trust me, he doesn't care)
only cares about himself
jock
completely oblivious to everything
self absorbed
ego maniac
thinks he is popular
( thinks all the guys are jealous of him and the girls are all over him) he's WRONG
probably going to end up living in his moms basement until he is 40
I need this guy dissed.
^
He's sounds like a total cunt muffin.
SIR YES SIR!Quote:
Originally Posted by Red NightWing
Intro:
[spoiler:2oo22z8u]ZzzzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzz....
BOOM!
"GAH! What the hell was that?! I'm tryin' to sleep here!"
*Neil walks out to the mailbox, all crunched up with a note inside*
Can you dis Jared?
he is a jerk
a player
deceiving smile leads to creeper alert
not smart
very physical even with the girl is uncomfortable (trust me, he doesn't care)
only cares about himself
jock
completely oblivious to everything
self absorbed
ego maniac
thinks he is popular
( thinks all the guys are jealous of him and the girls are all over him) he's WRONG
probably going to end up living in his moms basement until he is 40
I need this guy dissed.
Ggggrrrrr....GGGGGGRRRRRRRRGH! SNOBBY JOCKS! GGGGRRRRRRRGH!
*Neil runs in house, breaking the front door*[/spoiler:2oo22z8u]
Rap:
[spoiler:2oo22z8u]It's the morning anyways, and I gotta little somethin'...
A super hot dis rap to microwave this cunt muffin!
I mean, seriously, a snobby jock, there are plenty of those,
But this one deserves a verbal punch in the nose!
I'm a play this player, cook him up, served for dessert!
Better not smile and explode, Jared, it's a creeper alert!
You're a dumbass. Typical sporty oblivious shit.
I bet no one is jealous of you, not one little bit!
The only A's you make in life is the A in "ass".
Now get your stupid selfish self straight outta my class!
Try to absorb my lyrical flames you sweaty self-centered brat.
Even the girls in your grade don't want you to tap!
I mean what the hell do you expect from an ego maniac?
I'll get physical with my lyrical jock bitch slap!
Go back to the basement, Jared, and cry yourself sick...
Because no sports scholarship wants to support a dick![/spoiler:2oo22z8u]
Thanks!!!!!!!! :D
anytime ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Red NightWing
Hey you know the auroua theater shootings please dis rap him just search up james holmes for information please destroy him
^
SHABAM!
alright! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by venom8
YEAH!Quote:
Originally Posted by redbugman97
Here's my request
[spoiler:1ti3e2og]i had 2 Shih Tzu's for most of my life. They were really good pets, and were great with people.
Miley, the mother, was sweet and very, very loving. She had Parvo when she was little, so she was a bit slow. Roxy, the daughter, was highly smart. No matter what she was always acting like a queen. She was very nice as well.
When my dad moved, we had to get rid of them. i was depressed.
So my mother gets a call yesterday that Roxy and Miley were returned to an animal shelter. The thing was, we didnt own them. Turns out, they had been surviving on the street for a few months. The owners of them intentionally let them go. I am raging right now, and it would really help if someone could diss rap the "owners" that let them go.[/spoiler:1ti3e2og]