so i missed the writing of 2 battles?..
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so i missed the writing of 2 battles?..
You helped/offered to provide info.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultamite Blowup
Not to #3Quote:
Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
Not to #3[/quote:21rmmt02]Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultamite Blowup
Oh, would you like me to remove you?
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Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
Sure. I don't like seeing false info
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Originally Posted by Ultamite Blowup
Oh, would you like me to remove you?[/quote:380ptas6]
Sure. I don't like seeing false info[/quote:380ptas6]
Sorry, I'll delete you from #3.
Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!
ASH KETCHUM & PIKACHU!!!
Verses...
CHARLES DARWIN!!!
BEGIN
Darwin:
Darwin here, mind if I study this little b*tch?
This "Ash" specimen seems lonely, because none of its friends even exists!
Quit wasting your time on your stupid Pokedex,
You've been with FOUR girls and you still never had sex!
You wanna talk Evolution? B*tch! I made that Theory,
You seem to like balls! Kid, don't even get near me!
My raps are evolving, just like your childish fear,
So take your yellow rat thing and get the hell outta here!
Ash:
I have army of monsters that I can keep in my pocket,
I'll blast your ass as far as your voyage like Team Rocket!
Im get'n all da bitches, one from every region,
Yet people support you for some reason!
Pikachu:
You're a big influence on science, I don't give a f*ck,
My rhymes are electrifying and you're about to get struck!
PIKA PE! You'll be shivering once you an shock from me!
Imma show you the way B. Franklin experienced electricity!
Darwin:
You call that shit "evolution", there is nothing "natural" about that "selection"!
You've been around for over 10 years and you still can't get an erection.
Which stupid f*ck would name their little kid Ash Ketchum?
There's wild rhymes appearing, but you will NEVER catch 'em!
Ash:
Look, hobo, you're as old as your Homo habilis!
Can't get an erection? Are you fucking 'bout my privates?
Im the pokemon master! You're just some wrinkly old guy,
Who enjoys eating fucking turtles grilled or fried!
Darwin:
Im historical, my theories are the freak'n best,
I'll take your dumb rat and eat it for breakfast!
Pikachu:
Dumb rat!? F*ck off! At least i got power!
One puny attack, and you'll shiver for an hour!
Darwin:
Erasmus loved everything, but he would despise you!
Ash:
I got TM87 'coz I'm so HM02!
Darwin:
I don't give a f**k about your colony of pets,
Because when it comes to great scientists, I really am the best!
I traveled around the world, you travels are virtual,
Im no Game Freak, my travels are original!
Bet you think your so fly running around with yo bird types,
You and Brock using your fire chickens to participate in cock fights!
Your puny raps are only making me only mildly amused,
You look like a b*tch, no wonder Oak was gender confused!
*What this? Pikachu is evolving! Its... Its... RIACHU!!!*
Riachu:
You married your cousin? I'm against incest!
Compared to me, your f*ck'n powerless!
One guy got arrested for teaching your shit in class,
I'll Volt Tackle your rhymes and shove a Thunder Stone up your ass!
F*ck you, Its time to paralyze all of zoology,
Maul your ass with your own half-man-half-monkey!
Evolution my ass! You lost, we won,
Because you tried to f*ck around with a badass Pokemon!
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It looks like Theodore Roosevelt vs. Bear Grylls is going to finally be archived. Sweet! :D
Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!
THEODORE ROOSEVELT!!!
Verses...
BEAR GRYLLS!!!
BEGIN
Bear Grylls:
I’m 'bout to put this redneck in his Worst Case Scenario!
Teddy bears aren’t badass, just to let you know!
I eat bugs, cliff-dive, and jump in lakes.
Damn, I even once ate a live Snake!
I'm really surprise you ended up like you did.
'Cause you did some really f***ed up stuff as a kid.
This is Man vs. P***y! And the loser is the prick!
I'm sure you'd love to know if I "carry a big stick"!
Theodore Roosevelt:
You think I'm scared of a man who drinks his piss!?
Even my Teddy Bears can survive longer than this b***h!
I've watched your weak ass on Discovery Channel.
So now, I'll plow through you like the Panama Canal.
You have to scale up Mount Rushmore to punch me in the face,
I'd like to see you without an ambulance following you all the place!
Think you're a true survivalist, you skinny-looking goose!
Let me see you try to go against this burly bull moose.
Bear Grylls:
Some people think you're "God", I don't really care.
To me, you're just an overrated president with ugly chest hair.
I’m a real bear, a mean old grizzly.
I'll kick ass so hard you'll turn out like that old f****t, Walt Disney.
You think you're tough, you think you have nothing to lose?
You make my clothes out of animals? Well, I’ll make some bull moose shoes!
You might be a part of history, but I don’t care.
Your name might be Teddy, but I'm the real bear.
Theodore Roosevelt:
Come Edward, you're real name ain't even Bear Grylls!
You know in the wild, you can't get them bare girls!
I'm so f**king awesome, it's kind of scary.
Who the hell names their children, Marmaduke and Huckleberry?
Just ‘cause you did some cool s**t, makes you think your special.
That explains your behavior in those god-awful Degree commercials.
Bear Grylls is in for some butt whooping so dang hard.
After this, we’ll really be in the cards!
Bear Grylls:
You've done some cool stuff, I've done better.
I climbed up Mount Everest, without the need of a sweater.
Theodore Roosevelt:
I'm President #26 and a Total Badass!
You're just a lame actor and a former Fatass!
Bear Grylls:
You think you're so great because of one stupid treaty.
This Portsmouth eat so much sugar he could get diabetes.
Theodore Roosevelt:
I didn't die in the day. Death took me at night.
Because he knew otherwise, there would have been a fight.
Bear Grylls:
When it comes to nature survival, I really am the master.
Your daughter makes Kim Kardashian look less like a bastard.
You were quite the conservationist, just to make it blunt
But I didn't know conservationists loved to hunt.
You might gotten some old hags, Teddy.
But chicks like guys that can thrive, and I'm sure as hell ready.
Theodore Roosevelt:
If you're thinking of trying to survive, you can't beat the Roosevelt's up!
While you're in the wild pleasuring monkeys, I have true babes that like to fill me up!
As my cousin said, "The only thing to fear, is fear itself!"
But your face is so ugly, it makes even Huckleberry want to go to Hell!
Why the hell did you give such shitty names to all three of your sons?
I may be 26th, but I'll still number one.
Bear Grylls:
I’m the real survivalist, you’re a presidential failure.
Theodore Roosevelt:
Every time you cut to commercial, you fine dine in your trailer!
Bear Grylls:
I'd rather drink animal piss, then listen to you spit shit.
Take a hint, Teddy, you should just quit.
I conquered the wild and I'll win this rap.
Goodnight, Teddy! You deserve a Presidential Bitch-Slap!
Theodore Roosevelt:
What other president you know has a Nobel Peace Prize?
The fact that you like animal urine, isn't that big of a surprise.
The only things in the wild are bears in their pack,
Get into the wild, and this time, don't ever come back!