Extreme Collab Archives

Extreme Collabs brought to you by: Bobbybobber, Epic Player X, Roy49, Froggy, and most of all, the magnificent, Thumb.
Anyway, Extreme Collabs is a ERB series which anybody can take part in. We all work together to build the best ERB possible. It takes a lot of hard work but they are EPIC. This was founded by Thumb, just say'n. If you wanna help write 'em, go here: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103
This is where the completed battles will be released. So get ready for the best ERB's you've ever seen!

List O' Extreme Collabs:

#1: The GhostBusters vs. The MythBusters - 1st page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Sanebutstrange, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, YellowNerd, BSB, and ErbFan101)

#2: Steve (From MineCraft) vs. Indiana Jones - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Epic Player X, Froggy, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, and ErbFan101)

#3: Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Banner feat. The Hulk - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Beat, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, BSB, and Froggy)

#4: Charles Darwin vs. Ash Ketchum & Pikachu feat. Riachu - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Roy49, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, B.S.B, and Froggy)

#5: Theodore Roosevelt vs. Bear Grylls - 2nd Page (Contributors & writers: HUGE special thanks to Roy49, Thumb, Epic Player X, BobbyBobber, Froggy, General Gliscor, Spartica4Real, SaneButStrange, Ultimate Blowup, figerox, and ErbFan101)

#6: The Renaissance Artists vs. TMNT - 4th Page (Contributors & Writers: Thumb, Epic Player X, Roy49, ZoroarkPKMN, BobbyBobber, General Gliscor, Ultimate Blowup, ErbFan101, Froggy, and B.S.B.)

#7: Walt Disney vs. Seth MacFarlene - 4th Page (Contributors & Writers: BobbyBobber, ZoroarkPKMN, Timmy Turner, Froggy, Roy49, and Thumb)

#8: George Washington vs. Captain America - 5th Page (Contributors & Writers: Thumb, Epic Player X, BobbyBobber, ZoroarkPKMN, Timmy Turner, Froggy, Redbugman, ZeMasked, Sinister Spike, and Incinirmatt)

#9: Clint Eastwood vs. Sheriff Woody - 6th page (Contributors & Writers: BobbyBobber, Sinister Spike, Froggy, Epic Player X, Timmy Turner, ZoroarkPKMN, Spartica4Real and Thumb)

#10: Boba Fett vs. Altair and Ezio - 6th Page (Contributors & Writers: lohuydahutt, Epic Player X, Froggy, ZoroarkPKMN, Roy49, Uprising, YellowNerd, BobbyBobber and Thumb)

#11: RoboCop vs. The Terminator - 6th Page (Contributors & Writers: BobbyBobber, Epic Player X, Roy49, Froggy, YellowNerd, Timmy Turner, ZoroarkPKMN, and Thumb)

#12: Sherlock Holmes and Watson vs. Shaggy Rogers and Scooby Doo - 6th Page (Contributors & Writers: Epic Player X, BobbyBobber, Lohuydahutt, Timmy Turner, Froggy, rangernumberx, ZoroarkPKMN, Uprising and Thumb)

#13: Samus Aran vs. Black Widow - 6th Page (Contributors & Writers: EPX, rangernumberx, ZoroarkPKMN, Froggy, Uprising, YellowNerd, Roy49, Luigiking3, Lohuydahutt, BobbyBobber and Thumb)

Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!

GHOSTBUSTERS (Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Ray Stantz, & Dr. Egon Spengler)!!!
VERSES...
MYTHBUSTERS (Jamie Hyneman, Adam Savage, & Buster)!!!

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Ghost:
Ghostbusters are back, and rapping
People would like your show if you didn't leave em napping
I would put Chef Boyardee back into his can,
If he wasn't fatter than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
You're a weirdo, and your own walrus stache speaks the truth,
You'll say you won, but nobody will ever f*cking believe you!
You're just dumb little freaking mothaf*ckers!
When you get a call, just redirect them to the real busters!

Myth:
Your a couple lunatics who watch too much Scooby-Doo,
Chasing the Michelin Man and piles of green goo!
We have a TV show still running strong,
You only got three movies and a reboot animated. That won’t take long!
Your old ghost whispering asses are already rusted,
You think you beat us? HA! Myth BUSTED!
When you're looking for a group of nerdy cosplayers to maul,
Just pick up the phone, "Who ya gonna call?"

Ghost:
We'll show Kari our huge supernatural vacuums,
She wont be returning to your show once she takes a load of our ectoplasm!

Myth:
We're here to show these sci-fi freaks a real busting ruckus,
I think my dick is a ghost, so how bout you come and SUCK IT?!

Ghost:
We won once run over you with the Ecto-1 and make a mythical s'more!

Myth:
We'll blow your ass up 'till your blacker than Winston Zeddemore!

Ghost:
You dont even need dynamite for your stupid show,
'Cause when Jamie's head glows fire red it looks like its gonna explode! (Its gonna blow!)
You just do dumb experiments that always bluster,
We will beat up your asses 'till you look like that dummy, Buster!
We're gonna finish with a bust, Don't Try This At Home!
The only Discovery you made was Mythical ratings for your show!

Myth:
C'mon! Haven't you got the message yet?
You're out! It was 30 years since you we're on set!
It's true, we made mistakes, but our show is still going,
The lack of your script writers clearly is showing!
You're chasing a marshmallow! That's just fucked!
We brought the bomb to this rap, but you're blowing it up!

- Normal text means that they are all saying it at once.

But...but..I contributed :(

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But...but..I contributed :(

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Look again, your up there.

YAY! So next NP vs EL characters?

Nicely done

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YAY! So next NP vs EL characters?

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Maybe, we have to vote again.

yay, my line isnt in there.

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yay, my line isnt in there.

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What was it? I could have been edited out, we cant use all the lines, then it'll be too long.

i'm amazed how it turned out:)

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i'm amazed how it turned out:)

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Me too. Its extremely hard picking a winner.
Its really close to a tie, but I have to give it to MythBusters.
"I think my dick is ghost, why dont you come over here and SUCK IT!" = Winning line.

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i'm amazed how it turned out:)

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Me too. Its extremely hard picking a winner.
Its really close to a tie, but I have to give it to MythBusters.
"I think my dick is ghost, why dont you come over here and SUCK IT!" = Winning line.

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yeah that line was amazing, i'm glad i started this whole thing, it is much more fun writing togheter

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i'm amazed how it turned out:)

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Me too. Its extremely hard picking a winner.
Its really close to a tie, but I have to give it to MythBusters.
"I think my dick is ghost, why dont you come over here and SUCK IT!" = Winning line.

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Agreed XD Ghostbusters had some power too tho

"when you get a call, just redirect them to the real busters"

"She wont be returning to your show once she takes a load of our ectoplasm"

"The only Discovery you made was Mythical ratings for your show"

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i'm amazed how it turned out:)

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Me too. Its extremely hard picking a winner.
Its really close to a tie, but I have to give it to MythBusters.
"I think my dick is ghost, why dont you come over here and SUCK IT!" = Winning line.

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Agreed XD Ghostbusters had some power too tho

"when you get a call, just redirect them to the real busters"

"She wont be returning to your show once she takes a load of our ectoplasm"

"The only Discovery you made was Mythical ratings for your show"

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True, "I would put Chef Boyardee back into his can,
If he wasn't fatter than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!"

I hadto give it to MB. That suck it line won for me to

Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!

STEVE (From MineCraft)!!!
Verses...
INDIANA JONES!!!

BEGIN

Indy:
I'm Indiana Jones, explorer of the century!
Your style can't compare to Mine, you need some mentoring!
You're rapping sucks, you should turn it up a notch!
You're missing two "boulders", while I have a fully crafted crotch!
YOU HAVE NO LIFE! Maybe I should make a new blockbuster of me finding it,
Once Im done, you'll be chopped up into 16-bits!
I fight Nazis and get babes in which nothing comes between us,
You've never even seen a girl 'cause you're too busy fighting green penises!

Steve:
You'll be scared by the size of this long snake,
I'll take your girlfriends' eggs and milk and bake myself a cake!
Your skull is as hard headed as a crystal, so shut the f*ck up!
I built the dungeons you explored, but I don't need them to have your ass whupped!!
Motherfucker, my rhymes are as solid as obsidian,
Why are you gettin weak, is your period kickin in!?

Indy:
You a playmate for nerd who are too lazy to use LEGO's,
Watching Hardcore Mode Youtube videos!
We'll wrangle you like the wires on our monkey.
I'll explore your game, and take your gold, using Code Junkies!

Steve:
I'll set you on fire, make you burn like a wooden block,
I'm not afraid of a cowboy, named after his dog!
Your rapping sucks! It should be pixelated!
I give your movies two diamonds, and it's still too overrated!

Indy:
Your game is just an excuse for nerds to sexually relax!

Steve:
Im crafting raps from scratch, so suck my pixel pickaxe!

Indy:
Pixels? No wonder your game is as ugly as your ass!

Steve:
You can't run from this rock, you might as well as well wear a shirt saying "last!"

Indy:
Don't be all smug cuz MC stands for Mine Craft, cuz it's not!
All that MC stands for is your "Missing Cock!"
We all know that 16-bit games belongs the past
Imma craft the raft to victory, shove your diamonds up your ass!
You just stick to gaming, while I'm "exploring" bitches.
While I'm getting the babes, you're getting all the glitches!

Steve:
You're always whipping around your dick! If only I had a nickel!
Let me blow your ass up until you lose every pixel!
I'm griefin' your explorations and Raid'n your Lost Arc!
Come step in my lava death trap, just make your mark!
Ya know Indy, I enjoyed your wife's "Temple of Doom!"
Let's play Multiplayer so I could lock you in a steel room!

Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!

MIKE TYSON!!!
Verses...
BRUCE BANNER!!!

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Tyson:
It's Mike Tyson here, better than Ali,
Who are you? A guy who has rage fits on T.V.!
Man you're so skinny, you needa be thickened,
Before I give you a piece of this here sickening Tyson chicken!
Hey scientist! Have you tried to measure the mass,
Of that big thing called yo gigantic chemistry ass!?
Like I said before, I know how to fight,
Think twice before mockin' on Kid Dynamite!


Banner:
Are you using your undeveloped vocabulary against me?
It's scientifically impossible for you to win, so its not necessary!
You're incorrigible, an auditory consuming freak,
Translated, you eat ears like bon appetit!
You cant speak clearly, the lyrics I articulate are unabridged,
You are what juveniles classify as a "b*tch!"
Dont sinisterly slander B Banner with your stupidity,
Dont make me indignant, you wouldnt like me when Im angry!

Tyson:
You really think yo tough? Man your owned by Disney,
All your fans are nerds with huge-ass glasses and acne!
I'll 1,2,3 KO you at a steady pace,
Then bite off your ear,and piss on your face!
Bruce, you got no talent! Everybody wants Mike!
Imma steal the fucking victory, like I stole yo fucking bike!

Bruce:
I warned you...

*Gets angry and changes into Hulk*

Hulk:
AAAAAAAARRRGGHH! YOU IS FUCKING DONE!
HULK WILL F*CK UP YOUR WIFE, DAUGHTERS AND SONS!
HULK BASH YOUR PUNY ASS, MIKE GET CREAMED!
YOU GET REPLACED IN GAMES BY MR. DREAM!
YOU DRUG LIKE DOUBLE CHARLIE SHEEN!
HULK WARNED YOU BEFORE, BUT YOU ASKED FOR GREEN!

Tyson:
I'm used to battles! Got 50 wins!
Those students ruined your filming, damn, you got "pissed!"

Hulk:
HULK SMASH TYSON ASS,
HULK PUNCH-OUT NIGGAS LIKE LIL' MAC!

Tyson:
You attack your own team! What was Stan thinking?

Hulk:
YOUR POLICE RECORD'S TOO LONG, WHAT WE'RE YOU DRINKING?

Tyson:
Mike winning on the mic? I am plannin' it,
Calm down Hogan, looks like you need a dose of anger management!
C'mon! Your a living steroid!
Dumbass scientist, your minds just a void!

Hulk:
HULK SHOW YOU VENGEFUL AVENGER!
MIGHT AS WELL HAVE PETER BUCKLEY PUNCH OUT YO DENTURES!
MIKE VERSE HULK, NO CONTEST!
HULK PUNCH REPEATEDLY LIKE TYSON'S ARRESTS!

Ash vs. Darwin is coming up next! Who's excited!?!?

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Ash vs. Darwin is coming up next! Who's excited!?!?

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ME! Because I'm actually helping to write this one! :D

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I hope Thumb approves of this. :p
Anyway, Extreme Colabs is a ERB series which anybody can take part in. We all work together to build the best ERB possible. It takes a lot of hard work but they are EPIC. This was founded by Thumb, just say'n. If you wanna help write 'em, go here: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103
This is where the completed battles will be released. So get ready for the best ERB's you've ever seen!

List O' Extreme Colabs:
#1: The GhostBusters vs. The MythBusters - 1st page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Sanebutstrange, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, YellowNerd, BSB, and ErbFan101)
#2: Steve (From MineCraft) vs. Indiana Jones - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Epic Player X, Froggy, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, and ErbFan101)
#3: Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Banner feat. The Hulk - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Beat, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, BSB, and Froggy)

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When in the Frick did I contribute to 2 and 3

so i missed the writing of 2 battles?..

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I hope Thumb approves of this. :p
Anyway, Extreme Colabs is a ERB series which anybody can take part in. We all work together to build the best ERB possible. It takes a lot of hard work but they are EPIC. This was founded by Thumb, just say'n. If you wanna help write 'em, go here: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103
This is where the completed battles will be released. So get ready for the best ERB's you've ever seen!

List O' Extreme Colabs:
#1: The GhostBusters vs. The MythBusters - 1st page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Sanebutstrange, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, YellowNerd, BSB, and ErbFan101)
#2: Steve (From MineCraft) vs. Indiana Jones - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Epic Player X, Froggy, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, and ErbFan101)
#3: Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Banner feat. The Hulk - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Beat, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, BSB, and Froggy)

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When in the Frick did I contribute to 2 and 3

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You helped/offered to provide info.

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Originally Posted by BobbyBobber

I hope Thumb approves of this. :p
Anyway, Extreme Colabs is a ERB series which anybody can take part in. We all work together to build the best ERB possible. It takes a lot of hard work but they are EPIC. This was founded by Thumb, just say'n. If you wanna help write 'em, go here: viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103
This is where the completed battles will be released. So get ready for the best ERB's you've ever seen!

List O' Extreme Colabs:
#1: The GhostBusters vs. The MythBusters - 1st page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Sanebutstrange, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, YellowNerd, BSB, and ErbFan101)
#2: Steve (From MineCraft) vs. Indiana Jones - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Epic Player X, Froggy, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, and ErbFan101)
#3: Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Banner feat. The Hulk - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Beat, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, BSB, and Froggy)

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When in the Frick did I contribute to 2 and 3

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You helped/offered to provide info.

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Not to #3

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Originally Posted by Ultamite Blowup":21rmmt02][quote=BobbyBobber]I hope Thumb approves of this. :p
Anyway, Extreme Colabs is a ERB series which anybody can take part in. We all work together to build the best ERB possible. It takes a lot of hard work but they are EPIC. This was founded by Thumb, just say'n. If you wanna help write 'em, go here: [url="http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103[/url]
This is where the completed battles will be released. So get ready for the best ERB's you've ever seen!

List O' Extreme Colabs:
#1: The GhostBusters vs. The MythBusters - 1st page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Sanebutstrange, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, YellowNerd, BSB, and ErbFan101)
#2: Steve (From MineCraft) vs. Indiana Jones - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Epic Player X, Froggy, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, and ErbFan101)
#3: Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Banner feat. The Hulk - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Beat, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, BSB, and Froggy)

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Not to #3[/quote:21rmmt02]
Oh, would you like me to remove you?

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Originally Posted by Ultamite Blowup":d34vgwef][quote=BobbyBobber]I hope Thumb approves of this. :p
Anyway, Extreme Colabs is a ERB series which anybody can take part in. We all work together to build the best ERB possible. It takes a lot of hard work but they are EPIC. This was founded by Thumb, just say'n. If you wanna help write 'em, go here: [url="http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103[/url]
This is where the completed battles will be released. So get ready for the best ERB's you've ever seen!

List O' Extreme Colabs:
#1: The GhostBusters vs. The MythBusters - 1st page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Sanebutstrange, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, YellowNerd, BSB, and ErbFan101)
#2: Steve (From MineCraft) vs. Indiana Jones - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Epic Player X, Froggy, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, and ErbFan101)
#3: Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Banner feat. The Hulk - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Beat, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, BSB, and Froggy)

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Oh, would you like me to remove you?[/quote:d34vgwef]
Sure. I don't like seeing false info

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Originally Posted by Ultamite Blowup":380ptas6][quote=BobbyBobber][quote="Ultamite Blowup":380ptas6][quote=BobbyBobber]I hope Thumb approves of this. :p
Anyway, Extreme Colabs is a ERB series which anybody can take part in. We all work together to build the best ERB possible. It takes a lot of hard work but they are EPIC. This was founded by Thumb, just say'n. If you wanna help write 'em, go here: [url="http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3103[/url]
This is where the completed battles will be released. So get ready for the best ERB's you've ever seen!

List O' Extreme Colabs:
#1: The GhostBusters vs. The MythBusters - 1st page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Sanebutstrange, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, YellowNerd, BSB, and ErbFan101)
#2: Steve (From MineCraft) vs. Indiana Jones - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Epic Player X, Froggy, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, and ErbFan101)
#3: Mike Tyson vs. Bruce Banner feat. The Hulk - 2nd page (Contributors & writers: Thumb, Redbugman, Bobbybobber, Gliscor, Beat, Cameron The Taco, Epic Player X, Ultamite Blowup, Spartica4Real, Playingwithpeasents, BSB, and Froggy)

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Not to #3[/quote]
Oh, would you like me to remove you?[/quote:380ptas6]
Sure. I don't like seeing false info[/quote:380ptas6]
Sorry, I'll delete you from #3.

Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!

ASH KETCHUM & PIKACHU!!!
Verses...
CHARLES DARWIN!!!

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Darwin:
Darwin here, mind if I study this little b*tch?
This "Ash" specimen seems lonely, because none of its friends even exists!
Quit wasting your time on your stupid Pokedex,
You've been with FOUR girls and you still never had sex!
You wanna talk Evolution? B*tch! I made that Theory,
You seem to like balls! Kid, don't even get near me!
My raps are evolving, just like your childish fear,
So take your yellow rat thing and get the hell outta here!

Ash:
I have army of monsters that I can keep in my pocket,
I'll blast your ass as far as your voyage like Team Rocket!
Im get'n all da bitches, one from every region,
Yet people support you for some reason!

Pikachu:
You're a big influence on science, I don't give a f*ck,
My rhymes are electrifying and you're about to get struck!
PIKA PE! You'll be shivering once you an shock from me!
Imma show you the way B. Franklin experienced electricity!

Darwin:
You call that shit "evolution", there is nothing "natural" about that "selection"!
You've been around for over 10 years and you still can't get an erection.
Which stupid f*ck would name their little kid Ash Ketchum?
There's wild rhymes appearing, but you will NEVER catch 'em!

Ash:
Look, hobo, you're as old as your Homo habilis!
Can't get an erection? Are you fucking 'bout my privates?
Im the pokemon master! You're just some wrinkly old guy,
Who enjoys eating fucking turtles grilled or fried!

Darwin:
Im historical, my theories are the freak'n best,
I'll take your dumb rat and eat it for breakfast!

Pikachu:
Dumb rat!? F*ck off! At least i got power!
One puny attack, and you'll shiver for an hour!

Darwin:
Erasmus loved everything, but he would despise you!

Ash:
I got TM87 'coz I'm so HM02!

Darwin:
I don't give a f**k about your colony of pets,
Because when it comes to great scientists, I really am the best!
I traveled around the world, you travels are virtual,
Im no Game Freak, my travels are original!
Bet you think your so fly running around with yo bird types,
You and Brock using your fire chickens to participate in cock fights!
Your puny raps are only making me only mildly amused,
You look like a b*tch, no wonder Oak was gender confused!

*What this? Pikachu is evolving! Its... Its... RIACHU!!!*

Riachu:
You married your cousin? I'm against incest!
Compared to me, your f*ck'n powerless!
One guy got arrested for teaching your shit in class,
I'll Volt Tackle your rhymes and shove a Thunder Stone up your ass!
F*ck you, Its time to paralyze all of zoology,
Maul your ass with your own half-man-half-monkey!
Evolution my ass! You lost, we won,
Because you tried to f*ck around with a badass Pokemon!

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It looks like Theodore Roosevelt vs. Bear Grylls is going to finally be archived. Sweet! :D

Epic Rap Battles Of Collaboration!!!

THEODORE ROOSEVELT!!!
Verses...
BEAR GRYLLS!!!

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Bear Grylls:

I’m 'bout to put this redneck in his Worst Case Scenario!
Teddy bears aren’t badass, just to let you know!
I eat bugs, cliff-dive, and jump in lakes.
Damn, I even once ate a live Snake!
I'm really surprise you ended up like you did.
'Cause you did some really f***ed up stuff as a kid.
This is Man vs. P***y! And the loser is the prick!
I'm sure you'd love to know if I "carry a big stick"!

Theodore Roosevelt:

You think I'm scared of a man who drinks his piss!?
Even my Teddy Bears can survive longer than this b***h!
I've watched your weak ass on Discovery Channel.
So now, I'll plow through you like the Panama Canal.
You have to scale up Mount Rushmore to punch me in the face,
I'd like to see you without an ambulance following you all the place!
Think you're a true survivalist, you skinny-looking goose!
Let me see you try to go against this burly bull moose.

Bear Grylls:

Some people think you're "God", I don't really care.
To me, you're just an overrated president with ugly chest hair.
I’m a real bear, a mean old grizzly.
I'll kick ass so hard you'll turn out like that old f****t, Walt Disney.
You think you're tough, you think you have nothing to lose?
You make my clothes out of animals? Well, I’ll make some bull moose shoes!
You might be a part of history, but I don’t care.
Your name might be Teddy, but I'm the real bear.

Theodore Roosevelt:

Come Edward, you're real name ain't even Bear Grylls!
You know in the wild, you can't get them bare girls!
I'm so f**king awesome, it's kind of scary.
Who the hell names their children, Marmaduke and Huckleberry?
Just ‘cause you did some cool s**t, makes you think your special.
That explains your behavior in those god-awful Degree commercials.
Bear Grylls is in for some butt whooping so dang hard.
After this, we’ll really be in the cards!

Bear Grylls:

You've done some cool stuff, I've done better.
I climbed up Mount Everest, without the need of a sweater.

Theodore Roosevelt:

I'm President #26 and a Total Badass!
You're just a lame actor and a former Fatass!

Bear Grylls:

You think you're so great because of one stupid treaty.
This Portsmouth eat so much sugar he could get diabetes.

Theodore Roosevelt:

I didn't die in the day. Death took me at night.
Because he knew otherwise, there would have been a fight.

Bear Grylls:

When it comes to nature survival, I really am the master.
Your daughter makes Kim Kardashian look less like a bastard.
You were quite the conservationist, just to make it blunt
But I didn't know conservationists loved to hunt.
You might gotten some old hags, Teddy.
But chicks like guys that can thrive, and I'm sure as hell ready.

Theodore Roosevelt:

If you're thinking of trying to survive, you can't beat the Roosevelt's up!
While you're in the wild pleasuring monkeys, I have true babes that like to fill me up!
As my cousin said, "The only thing to fear, is fear itself!"
But your face is so ugly, it makes even Huckleberry want to go to Hell!
Why the hell did you give such shitty names to all three of your sons?
I may be 26th, but I'll still number one.

Bear Grylls:

I’m the real survivalist, you’re a presidential failure.

Theodore Roosevelt:

Every time you cut to commercial, you fine dine in your trailer!

Bear Grylls:

I'd rather drink animal piss, then listen to you spit shit.
Take a hint, Teddy, you should just quit.
I conquered the wild and I'll win this rap.
Goodnight, Teddy! You deserve a Presidential Bitch-Slap!

Theodore Roosevelt:

What other president you know has a Nobel Peace Prize?
The fact that you like animal urine, isn't that big of a surprise.
The only things in the wild are bears in their pack,
Get into the wild, and this time, don't ever come back!

(Looks at the first page)

Isn't Ted vs. Bear still on the second page?

Oh damn... Thanks for pointing that out, Roy.

The TMNT vs. Artists battle was posted... are you going to archive it, Bobby, and then, we move to the next one.

I'm sorry guys. I haven't been able to help on this one! This was the one i wanted to help on the most too :(

Well, I missed Ash vs Darwin!

I barely helped with that one!

I wasn't there at all to help. And they knew that I wanted to do it, too!

What battle are we doing next? We should do something with Steve Jobs. :p

Steve Jobs vs Steve Urkel? XD

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Originally Posted by Spartica4Real

Steve Jobs vs Steve Urkel? XD

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I was thinking Steve Jobs vs. Isaac Newton (apples)