Roy's Epic Rap Battles

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Originally Posted by Roy49

Here is my first ever Epic Rap Battle. I hope you enjoy.

#1- Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

[spoiler:3btg027x]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUUUUKE SKYWALKER!
BEGIN!

Harry Potter:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away,
There was a whiny little b***ard that never got laid.
Who does he think he is going against me?
I’ve defeated Basilisks, Death Eaters, and the occasional bullies.
I spit rhymes, faster than a Golden Snitch.
I got a face that gets ladies. You look like a b***h!
My magic can beat your pathetic force, any day.
I’ll put a Killing Curse on this p***y and be on my way.

Luke Skywalker:

Don’t mess with the force, man. You don’t want you’ve triggered.
I could kill you right now, without even moving a finger.
I’ve traveled in epic spacecrafts that could truly soar.
You travel using something housewives use to clean the floor.
I could beat your ass without the need of mind tricks.
I’m the Master of the Jedi. You’re the King of Gay Fanfics!
Are you having fun, Harry, stuck in your stupid magic class?
I’ll break your tiny twig and shove it right up your ass.

Harry Potter:

I’ve seen school teachers that were bigger threats than you.
You had nothing left in the end, but a sister to screw.
Keep speaking your petty insults, I don’t care
'Cause unlike you, I grew a pair.

Luke Skywalker:
This is one battle that you will never saver.
I’ll chop you in two using my lightsaber.
Well, Mr. Potter, I hope you said your good-byes
Because the Boy Who Lived is going to die.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
HP: AVADA KEDAVRA!
LS: HA! Nice one, Harry. I’ve seen Stormtroppers with better aim than you.
history.[/spoiler:3btg027x]

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DUDE! that was probably one of the best Fan Made rap battles i have ever seen.

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

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Originally Posted by Roy49

Here is my first ever Epic Rap Battle. I hope you enjoy.

#1- Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

[spoiler:1umx0447]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUUUUKE SKYWALKER!
BEGIN!

Harry Potter:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away,
There was a whiny little b***ard that never got laid.
Who does he think he is going against me?
I’ve defeated Basilisks, Death Eaters, and the occasional bullies.
I spit rhymes, faster than a Golden Snitch.
I got a face that gets ladies. You look like a b***h!
My magic can beat your pathetic force, any day.
I’ll put a Killing Curse on this p***y and be on my way.

Luke Skywalker:

Don’t mess with the force, man. You don’t want you’ve triggered.
I could kill you right now, without even moving a finger.
I’ve traveled in epic spacecrafts that could truly soar.
You travel using something housewives use to clean the floor.
I could beat your ass without the need of mind tricks.
I’m the Master of the Jedi. You’re the King of Gay Fanfics!
Are you having fun, Harry, stuck in your stupid magic class?
I’ll break your tiny twig and shove it right up your ass.

Harry Potter:

I’ve seen school teachers that were bigger threats than you.
You had nothing left in the end, but a sister to screw.
Keep speaking your petty insults, I don’t care
'Cause unlike you, I grew a pair.

Luke Skywalker:
This is one battle that you will never saver.
I’ll chop you in two using my lightsaber.
Well, Mr. Potter, I hope you said your good-byes
Because the Boy Who Lived is going to die.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
HP: AVADA KEDAVRA!
LS: HA! Nice one, Harry. I’ve seen Stormtroppers with better aim than you.
history.[/spoiler:1umx0447]

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DUDE! that was probably one of the best Fan Made rap battles i have ever seen.

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I'm glad you liked it. :D

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Originally Posted by Roy49

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

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Originally Posted by Roy49

Here is my first ever Epic Rap Battle. I hope you enjoy.

#1- Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

[spoiler:305byepf]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUUUUKE SKYWALKER!
BEGIN!

Harry Potter:

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away,
There was a whiny little b***ard that never got laid.
Who does he think he is going against me?
I’ve defeated Basilisks, Death Eaters, and the occasional bullies.
I spit rhymes, faster than a Golden Snitch.
I got a face that gets ladies. You look like a b***h!
My magic can beat your pathetic force, any day.
I’ll put a Killing Curse on this p***y and be on my way.

Luke Skywalker:

Don’t mess with the force, man. You don’t want you’ve triggered.
I could kill you right now, without even moving a finger.
I’ve traveled in epic spacecrafts that could truly soar.
You travel using something housewives use to clean the floor.
I could beat your ass without the need of mind tricks.
I’m the Master of the Jedi. You’re the King of Gay Fanfics!
Are you having fun, Harry, stuck in your stupid magic class?
I’ll break your tiny twig and shove it right up your ass.

Harry Potter:

I’ve seen school teachers that were bigger threats than you.
You had nothing left in the end, but a sister to screw.
Keep speaking your petty insults, I don’t care
'Cause unlike you, I grew a pair.

Luke Skywalker:
This is one battle that you will never saver.
I’ll chop you in two using my lightsaber.
Well, Mr. Potter, I hope you said your good-byes
Because the Boy Who Lived is going to die.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
HP: AVADA KEDAVRA!
LS: HA! Nice one, Harry. I’ve seen Stormtroppers with better aim than you.
history.[/spoiler:305byepf]

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DUDE! that was probably one of the best Fan Made rap battles i have ever seen.

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I'm glad you liked it. :D

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i liked it so much... that i wanna make a Roy's Epic Rap Battles Video Series. :lawl:

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

i liked it so much... that i wanna make a Roy's Epic Rap Battles Video Series. :lawl:

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Well, I hope you enjoy this one.

#2- Count Dracula vs. Theodore Roosevelt

[spoiler:33axckij]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COUNT DRACULA!
VERSUS!
THEODORE ROOSEVELT!
BEGIN!

Count Dracula:

What do we have, here? Another idiot in the President’s Chair.
Not bad for someone who inspired the Teddy Bear.
Everybody called you a “cowboy” but you more of a herder.
I’ve seen more life in the women I’ve murdered.
I am the leader of a large vampire army
Whom are filled with bloodlust and delightful carnie.
I am the definitive vampire and the true creature of the night.
Don’t be afraid, Teddy! I won’t bite.

Theodore Roosevelt:

Well, Count, you think you’re such a big shot!
You can’t suck my blood! IT’S BOALING HOT!
Your vampire army is shit compared to my Rough Riders!
I’m a badass colonel! You’re a red-eyed turd!
You’re weak against sunlight, garlic, holy water, and much more!
YOU MAKE EDWARD CULLEN LOOK LESS LIKE A WHORE!
You harm people for your own pleasing!
You better run, Drake, cause it’s hunting season.

Count Dracula:

Do you want some more ham or is the scenery good enough for you?
I don’t see your appeal, Teddy. You’re as ugly as a bull moose.
I am the monster that infests people’s nightmares.
I’ll go Bram Stroker on your ass, so you better beware.

Theodore Roosevelt:

I usually speak softly to people, BUT YOU’RE THE EXCEPTION!
I’m going to carry a big stick and shove it up your rectum!
I’ll serve your ass with peaces and cream.
Just go to fucking blood bank and stop blowing off steam.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
(BANG!)
TR: Looks like I shot a good one.[/spoiler:33axckij]

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Originally Posted by Roy49

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

i liked it so much... that i wanna make a Roy's Epic Rap Battles Video Series. :lawl:

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Well, I hope you enjoy this one.

#2- Count Dracula vs. Theodore Roosevelt

[spoiler:oxivn1lo]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
COUNT DRACULA!
VERSUS!
THEODORE ROOSEVELT!
BEGIN!

Count Dracula:

What do we have, here? Another idiot in the President’s Chair.
Not bad for someone who inspired the Teddy Bear.
Everybody called you a “cowboy” but you more of a herder.
I’ve seen more life in the women I’ve murdered.
I am the leader of a large vampire army
Whom are filled with bloodlust and delightful carnie.
I am the definitive vampire and the true creature of the night.
Don’t be afraid, Teddy! I won’t bite.

Theodore Roosevelt:

Well, Count, you think you’re such a big shot!
You can’t suck my blood! IT’S BOALING HOT!
Your vampire army is shit compared to my Rough Riders!
I’m a badass colonel! You’re a red-eyed turd!
You’re weak against sunlight, garlic, holy water, and much more!
YOU MAKE EDWARD CULLEN LOOK LESS LIKE A WHORE!
You harm people for your own pleasing!
You better run, Drake, cause it’s hunting season.

Count Dracula:

Do you want some more ham or is the scenery good enough for you?
I don’t see your appeal, Teddy. You’re as ugly as a bull moose.
I am the monster that infests people’s nightmares.
I’ll go Bram Stroker on your ass, so you better beware.

Theodore Roosevelt:

I usually speak softly to people, BUT YOU’RE THE EXCEPTION!
I’m going to carry a big stick and shove it up your rectum!
I’ll serve your ass with peaces and cream.
Just go to fucking blood bank and stop blowing off steam.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF-
(BANG!)
TR: Looks like I shot a good one.[/spoiler:oxivn1lo]

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AWZOME! dracula won. also you should make Charles Manson vs The Big Bad Wolf (THE TWO HAIRIEST SERIAL KILLERS)

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

AWZOME! dracula won. also you should make Charles Manson vs The Big Bad Wolf (THE TWO HAIRIEST SERIAL KILLERS)

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I'll do that rap battle... right after I do this one.

Rap Battle #3- Doctor {BLANK} vs. Doctor {BLANK}

Guess the Rap Battle!

Here is some hint lyrics:

“You lose against a 12-year old AND HER F**KING DOG!”
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“You’re just Blofeld-ripoff with an annoying cat”
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VS

“I’m going to kick your ass back to Latveria”
…
“I’ll knock the diplomatic immunity, right out of you.”
…

:shrug:

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Originally Posted by Roy49

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

AWZOME! dracula won. also you should make Charles Manson vs The Big Bad Wolf (THE TWO HAIRIEST SERIAL KILLERS)

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I'll do that rap battle... right after I do this one.

Rap Battle #3- Doctor {BLANK} vs. Doctor {BLANK}

Guess the Rap Battle!

Here is some hint lyrics:

“You lose against a 12-year old AND HER F**KING DOG!”
…
“You’re just Blofeld-ripoff with an annoying cat”
…

VS

“I’m going to kick your ass back to Latveria”
…
“I’ll knock the diplomatic immunity, right out of you.”
…

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Originally Posted by Roy49

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

AWZOME! dracula won. also you should make Charles Manson vs The Big Bad Wolf (THE TWO HAIRIEST SERIAL KILLERS)

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I'll do that rap battle... right after I do this one.

Rap Battle #3- Doctor {BLANK} vs. Doctor {BLANK}

Guess the Rap Battle!

Here is some hint lyrics:

“You lose against a 12-year old AND HER F**KING DOG!”
…
“You’re just Blofeld-ripoff with an annoying cat”
…

VS

“I’m going to kick your ass back to Latveria”
…
“I’ll knock the diplomatic immunity, right out of you.”
…

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ooh doctor who vs doctor house?

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

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Originally Posted by Roy49

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

AWZOME! dracula won. also you should make Charles Manson vs The Big Bad Wolf (THE TWO HAIRIEST SERIAL KILLERS)

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I'll do that rap battle... right after I do this one.

Rap Battle #3- Doctor {BLANK} vs. Doctor {BLANK}

Guess the Rap Battle!

Here is some hint lyrics:

“You lose against a 12-year old AND HER F**KING DOG!”
…
“You’re just Blofeld-ripoff with an annoying cat”
…

VS

“I’m going to kick your ass back to Latveria”
…
“I’ll knock the diplomatic immunity, right out of you.”
…

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ooh doctor who vs doctor house?

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No, sorry. These guys are supervillains.

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Originally Posted by Roy49

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Originally Posted by sunkistluva

AWZOME! dracula won. also you should make Charles Manson vs The Big Bad Wolf (THE TWO HAIRIEST SERIAL KILLERS)

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I'll do that rap battle... right after I do this one.

Rap Battle #3- Doctor {BLANK} vs. Doctor {BLANK}

Guess the Rap Battle!

Here is some hint lyrics:

“You lose against a 12-year old AND HER F**KING DOG!”
…
“You’re just Blofeld-ripoff with an annoying cat”
…

VS

“I’m going to kick your ass back to Latveria”
…
“I’ll knock the diplomatic immunity, right out of you.”
…

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and would it be okay if i made a recording of your rap battles and gave you lyrics credit and the title of the series?