Yo, sup! Here I'm going to be making rap battles, pitting memes against each other! Any suggestions for the first battle?
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Yo, sup! Here I'm going to be making rap battles, pitting memes against each other! Any suggestions for the first battle?
First battle suggestion:
Crazy girlfriend vs. Neglected Girlfriend
Two stupid women of memes! :laugh:
I've never seen these. If you can give me links to info about them, I'll see what I could do.
I'll show you pictures of the characters, maybe you'll spark a memory.Quote:
Originally Posted by General Gliscor
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17p5...g/original.jpg
Crazy girlfriend
http://memecrunch.com/meme/GF0/faceb...girl/image.png
Can do!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MEMESTORY!!!
CRAZY GIRLFRIEND!
VS!
NEGLECTED GIRLFRIEND!!!
BEGIN!
Crazy Girlfriend:
So, I got this Facebook that's popular!
And, don't worry, you DO have a pic that's spectacular!!!
It's the one of you crying like a wussy!
What's wrong? No one likes the pics of your pussy?
Like, there's probably more hair on it than a European Gorilla.
Just apply some mascara, oh wait, that still doesn't hide the face of Godzilla.
You cry so many tears, you can cry me a Pacific Ocean.
Your face is like a dragon, go apply some lotion!
I've been reading your e-mails, and you got one from Joe!
He wants to hook up with you. Wait! Is that, like, your bro?
I knew it! I told it! I so gotta tweet it, yo!
LOL, NG, is totally a hoe!!
Neglected Girlfriend:
Oh, boohoo, I'm so fucking sad!
No why, compared to my face, yours is bad!
You smile like the Grinch, talk like Snooki.
If I wasn't so depress, I'd share a cookie!
Let's face it! Even i neglect you!
Gotta update my status to, "Lyrically destroyed a fool!"
You think you can rap with all that lipgloss on your face?
I'm, so, so, so, so, so sorry to say, that even to Cleo, you're a disgrace!
Wait, I'm getting emotional, give me a minute.
It's just that, :( , I'm so in it to win it!
You ain't gonna "Like" this, I'm telling you brother!
All those hits you got? All 10,000,000 straight from your mother!!!
CG:
OMG, You did not just say that!
Neglection ain't the only prob, I see you're getting fat!
Likes from my mother? You have to like yourself!
Even those tears can douse out the flames of Hell!
NG:
WTF, you need to STFU,
at least I'm not the one getting milked and saying "Moo!"
I know I'm depressed, I know I'm so sad.
But, even Frankenstein would tell you, BRB, you're just that BAD!!!
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
LIKE, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF OMG, HISTORY!!!
Nice. :p
Who do you think won?
Do Trollface vs. Forever Alone? Battle of the Rage Characters.
Charlie the Unicorn vs. Fluttershy (horses)
Forever Alone vs. Socially Awkward Penguin (both can't get girls)
Tails Doll vs. Weegee (both based on video game characters, Tails Doll= Miles Tails Weegee=Luigi)
Bad Luck Brian vs. Scumbag Brian (the Brians)
Isn't it Scumbag Steve? Whatevs, do Mudkip vs. someone I can't think of right now.
True Story, bro VS You Don't Say? Face
Poll is up! Vote for the next battle!
Nevermind. I'm voting for Tails Doll VS Weegee. I didn't think of them. I am a HUGEEE fan of Tails Doll. Don't know much about Weegee, though. Except his stare .-. I can't imagine them rapping lol
It looks like Tails Doll vs. Weegee is winning, which is good because I voted for that next.
I'll write this battle tomorrow.
Yay!
http://oi47.tinypic.com/287dxg3.jpg
COMING SOON!!!
TAILS DOLL VS WEEGEE!!!
http://oi47.tinypic.com/287dxg3.jpg
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
WEEEEEGGGEEEEEEE!!!!
BEGIN!
Tails Doll:
Can You Feel The Sunshine? Prepare for some Voodoo!
You kill with your stare? Well, I'm still standing, fool!
Do you want to play? Play with me... play... PlAy... PlAy WiTh mE
I need love and affection, or else I'll become the next Chucky!
You're from the Underworld? Good! Cuz you're going back to Hell!
What's next? You're going to send a Weegee Clone through mail!?
You're based off a pesky plumber, and one that sucks!
With his Poltergust 3000, but I couldn't give two fucks!
I won't obey you, but I will destroy Mario!
Bowser would probably give me more treasure than Wario!!!
Too late Weegee, prepare to be cursed by my evil power!
In 2 seconds flats, I'll kill you, and Malleo, your brother!
Weegee:
Obey me! Destroy Mario!
You're stuffed. Ever thought of cardio?
Weege Stare, bitch, now you're under my control!
You're every pain I've ever felt!? WhaT BULL!
I'll turn you and all your dolly friends into Weegee clones!
The only thing ghostly about you is when Sonic makes you moan!
You're just a party toy for some whore like Trixie Tang!
Is a Webkinz the only thing you managed to bang!
Where's my bro, Malleo? I guess I'm doing things myself.
It won't take long before you're torn into pieces, and tossed off your shelf!
So, Tails Doll, you're about to get played.
With so many killed viewers, you must have time to masturbate!
Tails Doll:
Don't accuse me of such things, I see what you do!
You're the only fapper. as a plumber, how much time do you spend in the bathroom?
Try unclogging your mouth, cuz it's full of so much bull shit!
Your brother's balls are the only dolls you've played with!
Weegee:
Oh, Hell no! You're not starting this crap.
Only thing creepier than you, is thinking you can rap!
You're the next Chucky? More like Chuck E. Cheeses!
I mean seriously! You're Eggman's plaything! Jesus!
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Wee gee hands down
Alright, I'm taking suggestions for the next meme battle!
Yao Ming vs. Jackie chan.
Two asian memes
I didn't know they were memes. :p
We got a badass over here vs Serious buisness
Yep
One more suggestion than I'll put up the poll!
Leo strutting vs. Sad Keanu
Two celebrities in a different moods
JB Fan Girl vs Rebecca Black
Okay,well,it wont let me edit my post for some reason,so,I change it from JB Fan Girl vs Rebecca Black to JB Fan Girl vs One Direction Fan Girl
Mud kip vs. Snivy
Two pokemon memes
Snivy isn't ameme..?
It is. Smugleaf
Go on know your meme and type pokemon or snivy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Hm.....did not know that
Annoying Childhood Friend VS Scumbag Steve... Or Whatever His Name Is.
I hate to admit it, but Weegee won that battle... dang it. Lol.
Let me suggest:
Karate Kyle vs. PTSD Clarinet Boy
or
"I like turtles" vs. Cory's Sunglasses
MLP Fangirl VS Pokemon Fangirl (lol.)
Everything is Beautiful VS Together Alone (pics below)
http://i47.tinypic.com/smpw5f.jpg http://i50.tinypic.com/29cqnbp.png
Zangief Kid VS Star Wars Kid
Why do you always seem to have the best stuff...Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica