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Well....I have jerk-off AKA masturbation problems. I have been doing 4-5 times a day for the past month. I am on my phone right now as I type,and I am typing with one hand and jerking off in the other. So,basically,Im obsessed with jerking off..and I cant even stop to type this. HELP
Naked Grandma naked grandma naked grandma..
Did I help?
I've never jerked off before so I can't help, sorry.
No you didnt....I have a pic of Nicki Minaj showing lots of cleavage up on my phone,so no you didnt even phase me.
Nicki Minaj has a dick. Nicki Minaj has a dick.
I apprciate you trying to help but its not working haha. Nicki Minaj is just so hot
Lol my bad.
Your answer may be in here: viewtopic.php?f=15&t=2314
(Not porn or anything).
And... Nicki Minaj is sexy.
Nicki Minaj is ugly and can't sing.
That aside, I don't think it's jerking off you have an obsession with, as it is the orgasm. Best feeling in the world!
Wow, that'll help him... And Nicki can sing (you obviously havent heard her R&B music) and she is a great rapper AND she's super sexy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guest
-BB
It's not just the orgasm, the flow of semen through your dick, and then the climax!
As I do agree that this is a great feeling, we are supposed to be helping, not encouraging.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guest
-BB
It's all of it..and YES BB. She is VERY sexy.
I have heard her sing. I can't stand it. It sounds like a bunch of jibberish sung at a low pitch.
And yea, it can help it. It can identify why he's doing it as much as he is and then go from there. I wrote my answer for him, not you.
Isn't that pretty much part of the ograsm?Quote:
Re: (NSFW)Jerking Problems
by Guest » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:28 pm
It's not just the orgasm, the flow of semen through your dick, and then the climax!
I know, but it's too great feeling to just be called "orgasm." It should be "42 jerks, Answer To Your Problems. 42 JATYP for short.
Everyones entitled to their own opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Castiellong
-BB
Indeed.
I've never masturbated, but this should probably help:
NSFW:
[spoiler:74wgjky1][TRY TO PICTURE THIS STORY IN YOUR MIND]
There was once a limp-dicked man named Richard. Richard met a girl named Veronica. Richard met Veronica in the lobby of his apartment, since she was new moving in. The day after Richard and Veronica met, Richard ran into Veronica in the lobby again. This time, Richard was butt naked. Veronica saw his limpy dick, which was 2 cm. long. Veronica smiled and took of her clothes. Her boobs were incredibly small and her vagina was small and withered out. Richard and Veronica went to Richard's bed and had incredibly horrible sex, which would've been horrible for a normal person but these people had horrible genetalia. When they were done, Veronica was about to get dressed and leave, when Richard shoves his limp-dick in her mouth and stabbed her throat until Veronica spit blood. Richard picked a naked Veronica up by the neck and threw her out of the 30th story window. Veronica hit the ground and blood splattered everywhere, leaving only her small boobs and withered vagina laying on the ground. Richard then began to masturbate to the remains of Veronica[/spoiler:74wgjky1]
If you pictured that very vividly with graphic detail, you should think of that story every time you masturbate, and it should probably gross you out.
This has been Zoroark's Personal Support for the day.
I Lol'd at the story
O.O I will never look at sex the same way again...Quote:
Originally Posted by Zoroark
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