NSFW. help me make a fake bet for friend

warning: this is going to sound very, very strange and gay, but I need your help (also, please don't judge)

so, I'm planning on inviting a friend for a sleepover soon, and I'm kind of bi-curious. NOT gay, but bi-curious. we've all been there. me and my friend are straight, but I'm secretly bi-curious. I want to see/touch/kiss his naked ass and/or see/touch/suck his dick. so, I was thinking of making a 'fake bet'. By 'fake bet', I mean something like:

Me= Hey, want to try the daredevil bet?
Him= Whats that?
Me= Well, here are the rules. If any of us decline this bet or any challenge and want to quit, the other person gets to spank them as hard as they can in the naked ass and gets to be called a pussy for the rest of their life by the other person. [These are bets for Halo (a game I suck at and he rocks at)] Loser decides next challenge. I bet you're too much of a pussy to even try it!
Him= You're on!
*I keep losing on purpose to each bet I throw out, making the "punishments" of losing the bet more extreme each bet*

And since I want to fool around with him a bit, I can make the bets to my liking, including "Loser sucks the winner's balls!" and such. but what such? that's where you can help me. first off, i usually hold sleepovers in my basement, where I have a ping pong table, pool table, xbox 360, bathroom with shower, long couch, and guest bed. i also have a swimming pool in my backyard. so, my questions include:

What bets should I make so that I can 'experiment' with him, bets that are not too raunchy/ things that he could fall for/ things that he would do?

What rules could I change around in the bet so that I can satisfy my fetish?

What can I do at all that could get me fooling around with it being too uncomfortable?

Maybe I could joke around with him and say 'my penis is probably be bigger than yours, if you had one' if that gets anywhere pleasurable?

Side notes: I am planning on centering my challenges around the game Halo because he rocks at it, but I'm pretending to lose anyways. Also, I have Minecraft Xbox version, if anyone is creative enough to make bets around that. he likes porn/hentai. We are both hilarious. I don't want to kiss him and i dont want anal (lol)

Point across: I'm bi-curious and I want to fiddle around with my friend's dick/ass without him thinking I'm gay.

Thank you for your understanding! Everyone has a bi-curious fantasy somethime!

*confused, weirded out look*

Not that I think you're not serious, it's just that your plan isn't gonna work (99.99% fail rate), and here's why. You said that your friend is straight, correct? Right. You also stated that the winner has to (not exact words, but round about) "The winner has to spank the other person's naked a** and call them a p*ssy for the rest of their lives.". I doubt that your friend would spank you, let alone let you suck his testicles.

I'm not saying your plan is gonna 100% fail, but it just seems very lowly likely. This also seems (for me at least) a too difficult of a task to do. Usually (I can't make guarantees) straight males won't let their straight friend (I know you're slightly bi-curious, but I'm using straight so that this is by his knowledge) suck their testicles. I also highly doubt that he'll pull out his penis and compare sizes with you. Again, I'm not saying that it's gonna fail 100%, I'm just saying it seems very lowly likely.

I cannot help you, for I have no experience with this. However, I do wish you luck in your pleasure pursuits.

I m straight (dont mind the name :lawl: ) but I do the same thing as you. And my friend,I just wanted to suck his dick SOOOO bad even though I was straight...and one time he pulled it out in front of me when we were outside cuz' he hd to pee...I just stood there and stared at it,he was like "What you wanna suck my dick or something?" And I was like "Only if you dont mind" and we went back in the house,and I sucked his dick..then I pulled mine out (well actually,it was already out cuz we were both naked from waist down) and I let him suck mine..everyone has their gay fantasies. I am one of the straighest guys you will ever meet. But,I have had my gay experiences like everyone else.

To LAWLzoR: Maybe his friend thinks the some way? My friend ended up thinking the same way and thats why we sucked eachother's dick. His friend may just be scared to come up and talk about his fantasies,and wishes. So,OP,I say you just tell him what you wanna do.

I don't think your friend would take the losing punishments seriously, would he? He won't really expect it and will probably get really creeped out.

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I m straight (dont mind the name :lawl: ) but I do the same thing as you. And my friend,I just wanted to suck his dick SOOOO bad even though I was straight...and one time he pulled it out in front of me when we were outside cuz' he hd to pee...I just stood there and stared at it,he was like "What you wanna suck my dick or something?" And I was like "Only if you dont mind" and we went back in the house,and I sucked his dick..then I pulled mine out (well actually,it was already out cuz we were both naked from waist down) and I let him suck mine..everyone has their gay fantasies. I am one of the straighest guys you will ever meet. But,I have had my gay experiences like everyone else.

To LAWLzoR: Maybe his friend thinks the some way? My friend ended up thinking the same way and thats why we sucked eachother's dick. His friend may just be scared to come up and talk about his fantasies,and wishes. So,OP,I say you just tell him what you wanna do.

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Hate to say it, but know, we havent all been there... This is far from a straight thing to do, if you rather suck dick than eat out vagina... Thats a big sign you are gay or bi... I also am having trouble believing this.

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I don't think your friend would take the losing punishments seriously, would he? He won't really expect it and will probably get really creeped out.

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Exactly. I would expect it to be punishments for the fun of it, I would never think you where serious. And when you pull out your dick/ass, trust me, I'd rather die than suck another mans dick. And your friend may stop being friends with, tell somebody and get you in a lot of trouble, or tell another kid and get you sooooo embarrassed, and Im sure this is the kind of thing someone makes fun of you for that lasts forever. And Im almost certain that he is going to tell another kid and imagine all the painful things that you will encounter once others hear about this. Then word will get out to an adult, and that wont be pretty. Trust me, because honestly, if it was me, I would tell somebody. Another thing, how old are you?
-BB

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Same here, man.
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Same here, man.
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Well, you were warned.

I know

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Hmph, commoners.

Im not gonna lie, this cracks me up. You are clearly gay or bi. And its impossible to suck your friends dick without him thinking your gay. These parts are also funny: "I don't want to kiss him" - Yet you wanna suck his dick? I rather have you kiss him! and " I am one of the straighest guys you will ever meet." - The straightest guy I ever met doesnt suck dicks... So yeah, your obviously gay or bi.

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Hmph, commoners.

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WTF is a commoner!

Me^

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Hmph, commoners.

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WTF is a commoner!

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A commoner is someone without a royal title, I am Princess God of Bronies.

Well isn't he Prince of Princes? He outrules even you GoB. Also what does nsfw mean?

Not Safe For Work.

-Castiel

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Well isn't he Prince of Princes? He outrules even you GoB. Also what does nsfw mean?

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Not suitable/safe for work, according to Wikipedia.

oh

In other word, it isnt appropriate.
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Not suitable/safe for work, according to Wikipedia.

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^That was me :fyi:

Yeah its Not Safe For Work

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Well isn't he Prince of Princes? He outrules even you GoB. Also what does nsfw mean?

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Per-lease, he isn't a REAL prince, I am a God as well as a princess. Have you ever heard of the Divine Right of Kings? They get their power to rule through ME. Your argument has been rendered invalid.

This is kind of strange 0_o but if you are serious, I don't think I have ever been bi curious before. I don't think many of us have

I think he's gay

So... do you like girls too?

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So... do you like girls too?

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Ooh, ooh, I do!

Wait, GoB, I thought you were a girl. Didn't you say you're Princess GoB?

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Wait, GoB, I thought you were a girl. Didn't you say you're Princess GoB?

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GoB is many things.

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Wait, GoB, I thought you were a girl. Didn't you say you're Princess GoB?

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GoB is many things.

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Yes, that is true.

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GoB is many things.

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he is eight and fourteen years old at the same time!

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GoB is many things.

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Yes, that is true.

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he is eight and fourteen years old at the same time!

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Didn't I tell you I am three hundred and fifty nine on Wednesdays?

DAFUQ?

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah, its best not to ask questions.

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-BB

IMHO, it's best to not try anything sneaky like this.

Is this guy a best friend of yours? How well do you trust him?

If you want to get a feel for his thoughts about dick sucking, ask him what he thinks about guy on guy porn and ask him to be honest about it. Gauge his answer and go from there.

-Castiel.

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