Dis Raps for Hire: Pokemon Style 2

Can you diss my stepfather George? He thinks he can come in my family and do whatever he wants to me. He doesnt do it to me or my sister or brother,but my 2 stepsisters (his kids) he hits alot. He always makes them cry. He screams at us nonstop calling us lazy. When he doesnt even have a job and just sits around watching TV all day. He leeches off my mom and does nothing to help this family and he gets treated like a God by my mom. He has stole money from her once and threatened to kill her then stormed off making us think we'd never see him again but he came back later. REALLY DRUNK. PLEASE DESTROY HIM! As a Mewtwo

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Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar

Can you diss my stepfather George? He thinks he can come in my family and do whatever he wants to me. He doesnt do it to me or my sister or brother,but my 2 stepsisters (his kids) he hits alot. He always makes them cry. He screams at us nonstop calling us lazy. When he doesnt even have a job and just sits around watching TV all day. He leeches off my mom and does nothing to help this family and he gets treated like a God by my mom. He has stole money from her once and threatened to kill her then stormed off making us think we'd never see him again but he came back later. REALLY DRUNK. PLEASE DESTROY HIM! As a Mewtwo

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I'll have it done in a couple of days! ;p

Episode 2 -- Syrian Regime

[spoiler:32v6jgyv](Zoroark is watching the news)

Zoroark: Ugh. The news is SOOO boring...

Newscaster: In other news, the Syrian Regime has been killing many innocent people.

Zoroark: HUH?

(Zoroark walks over to his computer and checks his messages on erboh.com)

(1 New Message. Zoroark opens it and reads a message from Toa Tahu the Brickman

Zoroark: HUH?!

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Originally Posted by Toa Tahu the Brickman

Can dis rap the syrian regime? y know, for killing many innocent civilians?

the Syrian conflict, which has been going on for a little over a year, started when an opposition group wanted to overthrow the current leader. This led to fighting that has claimed 7000 lives, most of which is from the governmental forces killing a) civilians who are trying to flee the country,b) anyone who leaves the military, and c) the opposing forces.
The regime has resorted to bombing their own suburbs because opposition groups have taken over that area.
Several massacres have taken place since then, which is really bad.

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Zoroark: Grrr...evil, murderous TRAITORS!! RAAARRRGGHH![/spoiler:32v6jgyv]

[spoiler:32v6jgyv]I'm a striaght-up disser to worthless countries like Syria
With how your business is, I'd rather be in Libya
Here's some trivia: What country started fights that ended lives?
The Syrian regime killed 7000 of their kind! No lie!
Now I write these rhymes for Toa Tahu the Brickman
So act quick man, this empire acts like such a bitch, man!
And I'm not trying to diss the whole country, I mean, that's wrong!
But when several massacres take places, I'm obligated to write this song!
I'll wipe the Syrian Regime off of the face of the planet
Then shit on all your faces, which is really bad, man!
I drop lyrical bombs, but not on my own country!
I drop 'em on Syria's dumbass, shit-stained armies
Ya know, if you're gonna bomb the suburbs, don't let that be your last resort
Because if diss rappings involved, then you're gonna be thwarted!
You wanna overthrow your leader, and start a huge conflict, so bad
I think this shit is cryptic, so suck my dickbag!
With this attitude, your country's gonna hit the floor
But most of my disses are like government forces
I'd kill you three ways, lemme name them right now:
A) I'd slit your throats, B) I'll diss you out
And C) I diss bitches more than I have ever before
Before you leave the military, let's hear this opposing force
I.....................
Diss quick
Don't quit
Diss armies throwing a fit
Don't mess with this dude
Before I bomb your suburbs with my shit
You don't even let your civilians leave, that's crap
Just let them leave, because some people can't handle a DISS RAP, RAP, RAAAAAAAPPP!
Like that!
I can diss you all day, I can go a little over a year
Don't matter, just remember Zoroark's your greatest fear
But if not, I'm not gonna diss you 'till you die
I'll get Navy SEAL Team 6 to come and drop by

(Goodbye!)[/spoiler:32v6jgyv]

Badass. that was fucking awesome

You called my country worthless? :(

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Originally Posted by God of Bronies

You called my country worthless? :(

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dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro

[quote=Toa Tahu the Brickman]

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Originally Posted by "God of Bronies":1727jahm

You called my country worthless? :(

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dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:1727jahm]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.

[quote=God of Bronies][quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":2gfoqd0v]

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Originally Posted by "God of Bronies":2gfoqd0v

You called my country worthless? :(

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dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:2gfoqd0v]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.[/quote:2gfoqd0v]
those people deserve to be dissed. diss all the Soldiers...

[quote=Toa Tahu the Brickman][quote="God of Bronies":3cn2sjb4][quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":3cn2sjb4]

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Originally Posted by "God of Bronies":3cn2sjb4

You called my country worthless? :(

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dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:3cn2sjb4]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.[/quote:3cn2sjb4]
those people deserve to be dissed. diss all the Soldiers...[/quote:3cn2sjb4]
Still, I don't call America a worthless country, do I? The Syrian Regime killed Syrians, and if they are so worthless, why take the time to write the diss rap?

[quote=God of Bronies][quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":gaaz4j7z][quote="God of Bronies":gaaz4j7z][quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":gaaz4j7z]

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Originally Posted by "God of Bronies":gaaz4j7z

You called my country worthless? :(

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dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:gaaz4j7z]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.[/quote:gaaz4j7z]
those people deserve to be dissed. diss all the Soldiers...[/quote:gaaz4j7z]
Still, I don't call America a worthless country, do I? The Syrian Regime killed Syrians, and if they are so worthless, why take the time to write the diss rap?[/quote:gaaz4j7z]
i meant the soldiers you mentioned... take it up with Zoroark...