Episode 3 -- George
[spoiler:19or3oi4]Zoroark is drinking coffee with his friend Mewtwo.
buzz, buzzz
Oh! That's my phone, I got a text.
Zoroark checks the text.
HUH?!
What does it say?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lieutenant Larvitar
Can you diss my stepfather George? He thinks he can come in my family and do whatever he wants to me. He doesnt do it to me or my sister or brother,but my 2 stepsisters (his kids) he hits alot. He always makes them cry. He screams at us nonstop calling us lazy. When he doesnt even have a job and just sits around watching TV all day. He leeches off my mom and does nothing to help this family and he gets treated like a God by my mom. He has stole money from her once and threatened to kill her then stormed off making us think we'd never see him again but he came back later. REALLY DRUNK. PLEASE DESTROY HIM!
Grrr...dumb, abusing DICKS!! RAAARRGGHH!
Count me in![/spoiler:19or3oi4]
[spoiler:19or3oi4]I diss dickbags who beat their own kids so bad
I'm 'bout to lyrically explode all over Larv's dad!
You sit down watching TV all day, what the hell is your problem?
He'll keep messin' with your stepsisters if he's really that dumb
Beating kids black and blue until they're excessively bleeding
I mean I'd rather sit down and hear your nonstop screaming
Seriously, go out and get a mothaf**king job!
Life's not so easy, ya can't do whatever you want
You ain't so Zeus or no Jesus, so George, don't be treated like a god
Why don't you get a real life instead of f**king with this lieutenant's mom?
And Larv, with your stepdad and all, I gotta say, that sucks
But if he doesn't shape up, your whole fam will be fuu...fuuu..ffuuuuuuuuccckkked!
I'm Mewtwo, best of 'em all, can't be caught, HELLZ YEAH!
This dickbag George beats his kids and screams a lot, goddamn!
A big douche who leeches off of Larvitar's mom
I've destroyed a whole mansion, so I can't be topped
I make scientists cower in fear when they see me!
This stupid stepfather who thinks he's the bee's knees?
Please!
You call your kids lazy, when it's actually you
This family supports themselves, but what do you do?
I'll make you cry, and although I use Psystrike, bro
I'm pretty sure that you are definitely more psycho!
You think you can step into this family and act like a total dickwad?
God! And I'm not referring to you, but you hit a lot
Well now it's MY TURN to leave you burned
Threats don't have effect against Larvitar's mom, sir!
C'mon! You ain't that kid's real dad, give him a little respect
Before you show up late at night after leaving them!
So storm off, I don't care. I've got my Thunderbolt, George
Man, don't f**k WITH A KID WHO ASKS FOR DISSES BY ONE WHO POUNDS DICKS TO THE FLOOR!
FLOOR, FLO-FLO-FLOOOOOOOORRRRRR
That's right! I'll pound you ass into the middle of the night
Don't question me, homie, or else I'll put a Dark fight!
So before you call your own kids lazy you channel surfer, PUNK
You'll never again show up at home really drunk!
Stealing money from a mom? Wow, you must be really cheap
Next thing you know, your gonna rape Larv's mom while she's asleep
I'm not gonna bother asking 'bout Larvitar's old dad, you probably drove him the f**k crazy!
Crazier than you telling your kids they're lazy!
Next time you try to give your kids bruises or at least make them bleed
REMEMBER, you just ran out of the PP on your Leech Seed!
(See?)[/spoiler:19or3oi4]
