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Well, yo, sha-Smeargle is a better sha-artist than Michaelangelo and Mike hated Leonardo da Vinci, best artist of all time, yo. Michaelangelo painted the famous Sistine Ceiling which looked like an anatomically correct human brain, yo. He sculpted the famous David statue and was most like gay, yo. SHA-BAM!
Good enough for me. And what's with the "yos" and the "shas"?Quote:
Originally Posted by God of Bronies
I shunno, yo.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZoroarkPKMN
Episode 5 -- One Direction
[spoiler:2im2na3w]*Zoroark is opening a pack of Pokemon cards*
Zoroark: I hope I get good pulls!
*Zoroark pulls out the code card and looks at it. There is strange writing on it*
Zoroark: HUH?!
Zoroark: Grrr....lip-syncing, poppy FAGS!! RAAAARRRRGGGHHH![/spoiler:2im2na3w]Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocket-Man
[spoiler:2im2na3w]Dear One Direction, listen up!
I don't want to have to brag
But I'm gonna diss dudes who aren't like me, you dickbags!
Why don't you actually make some music for once?
You guys are one-hit wonders, talk about bunce!
Fuck it! I set fire to my rhymes that I'm spittin'
I could diss all three of you in just one sitting!
And I'm not trying to act like a douche, I'm just tryin' to teach you a lesson
Because ROCKET-MAN BELIEVES THAT YOU GUYS ARE MESSIN'
(Scraggy in the house)
Rocket-Man
Requests disses for fags who have nostalgiafans
Rocket-Man
I'll headbutt all of you into a giant fan
You'll be messed up, no joke, so you betta surrenda
Make you crash like Vista, your music don't renda
I bust up 5 douches who sing like pussies, aw yeah
You three are just girls who dress like men!
And I'm not trying to be a total jerk but listen to my rhymes
You don't know how much I'm dissing you and how in less time
My swift disses are the best things you've ever seen in your life
Now there are 2 bi-guys in the house, YOU EACH OTHER'S WIFE?
(That's enough of Scraggy)
Rocket hates your guts, and that's not an exaggeration
I hear you on the radio, and I have to change the station
Couldn't let Rocket sue you for EARBLEED!
I live by the rhymes, I live by a creed
"All those who need to be dissed must have a reason to be dissed"
And with One Direction, I get kinda pissed
YOU AIN'T DUDES! DON'T LIE!
The girls are mistaking you for being guys!
YOU'RE CHICKS, FUGLY!
Why you all acting so pimp and smugly?
Someone needed to teach you guys a freaking lesson
So let me ask you this pretty kind question
How do 5 guys walk together? In One Direction
You can SUCK MY DICK! In one direction!
Goin' around and making shitty music, not on my watch!
Got it? BRO! WHAT?! I'M DA BOSS!
What's the matter?! Girlies gonna cry along back home?
Although if you do run, that only means that you got owned!
So take that! 5 guys just got dissed by Zoroark
Because me and Scraggy's rhymes just got berserk!
(That went far!)[/spoiler:2im2na3w]
:laugh:
Episode 6 -- Michaelangelo
[spoiler:l7sm3zwd]*Zoroark is reading a book about the Renaissance*
Zoroark: Hey, it looks like someone left a small note in this book.
*Zoroark picks up the note. It says on it: "To ZoroarkPKMN"*
Zoroark: Huh. That's weird.
*Zoroark opens the note*
Zoroark: HUH?!
Zoroark: Grrr.....CRAPPY....GAY...PAAAAAIIINNTEEEERRRSS!!Quote:
Originally Posted by God of Bronies
*Zoroark marches into Big Town and grabs Smeargle. He whispers something in his ear, and Smeargle is angry. The two proceed into Zoroark's Dis Rap Room*[/spoiler:l7sm3zwd]'
[spoiler:l7sm3zwd]Yo!
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, YO OVERLOAD!
I spit diss raps that make petty artists crap!
You think you can avoid my flaming rhymes, well they're coming back!
Sha, bro! I spit shit, you think you're such a good artist?
I'm pretty sure this da Vinci rip-off was majorly retarded!
Yo! I'll bust up your brain and your paintings
Because my dis raps aren't for waiting
You've brought trouble that no one else can see!
And now I'm broadcasting to you Dis Raps 3+3!
FAG! Your whole life was revolved around religion!
And I'm not one to judge, I'm also a Christian!
But I'm not as hardcore as you, sculpting a dude with a small dick!
Your statues and your painting make ME AND SMEARGLE SICK!
(Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Siiiiiiick!)
Ouch! Shablam! This artist will fall
The Sistine Chapel looks like someone jizzed on the wall!
But it wasn't God, it was this god awful painter from the 1300s!
Living in a land of assassins and abundance
But I live in BIG TOWN! Going all AROUND!
Can you hear the SOUND?! Of Mikey going DOWN?
I'm a better artist than you, and all I do is paint my feelings!
You are just a fucked-up douche who was paid to paint a ceiling!
Well, yo, those were some pretty pimpin' rhymes!
You painted a ceiling of fucked-up guys!
A dickbag who paints an anatomically correct human brain!
Well it's time Michaelangelo felt lyrical pain!
You sculpted a famous statue of David, far out!
But it would've been better if you didn't have his dick hanging out!
Everyone knows Leo's the best artist of all time
And everyone knows I spit the best rhymes
So that's it, but listen, you big, sloppy dick
You don't fuck with my bros, because I quit!
(Fuck it!)[/spoiler:l7sm3zwd]
I love it, I love it, I love it, I LOVE IT! :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ZoroarkPKMN
One Direction died! Yay!
:pimp:
:pimp:
I am accepting new dis Raps!
Can you dis my grandpa Will? He always calls me lazy and fat (when Im not fat..maybe lazy :ashamed: ) And, he wears glasses (I don't know if you want to make a glasses joke or not.. that's up to you.) He is a redneck, and is bald. He always says I'm a nerd, (again, which Im not), and wants to be mean to me. He always addresses me as "Boy" or something. And, when you ask him something to do with time, example:
"Hey when are we going to school"
He replies"Right Now In A Minute" or something weird...
Anyways, as Charizard, Blastoise, and Venasaur?
You've got it! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
I will now be passing on the mic to my good friend Sergeant Spike. I will be retiring from the DRFHPKMN......
I'LL BE BACK!
This is good, because I need to recharge my batteries and get more focused on my ERBs. :p
I need some time off.
So long.
:'(