Jack Black vs Jack White fan-made ERBOH (First post!)

Jack Black vs Jack White ERBOH

Jack Black:

The name's Jack Black, I'm in Tenacious D,
I've even been in a movie or three
You're in a band with your little sister
It wouldn't surprise me, if you've already kissed 'er

I can sing much better than you,
One plus one equals two,
That's right I do math in a song,
Now 'scuse me while I hit this epic bong

Jack White:

Look at you, you're a fat, old stoner,
Around my sister, I don't even get a boner
Your bandmate is a fat old geezer,
Fuck her gently? Yeah like you could please her

Your songs aren't even funny, get a grip
You write them about push-ups with your dick
Maybe I could teach you to play the guitar,
Or better yet, show you the salad bar

Jack Black:

Kyle Gass is an awesome guy
So what we like to get high?
I write better while under the influence,
It brings out the most of my instrument

Your songs are easy as shit to play
I could learn all your albums in a day
I don't need to lose weight, more to love
Speaking of which, I'd wear Meg like a glove

(Meg White steps in)
Meg White:

Like I would ever sleep with your fat ass,
I'd rather fuck my own brother, man I got class
All your music is overrated and tacky
Maybe you should lay off the wacky-backy

I saw Shallow Hal, I wasn't swayed
You dated a fat chick, and didn't get laid
This is your end and this is my hour,
You'd better get ready, for some White power

Is it really that bad? Aha

not bad... you definitely have potential here.

Awesome! Thanks :)

no problem

I like it, dude. :)

Thanks, I'm glad! :)

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Originally Posted by Kerrigannn

Jack Black vs Jack White ERBOH

Jack Black:

The name's Jack Black, I'm in Tenacious D,
I've even been in a movie or three
You're in a band with your little sister
It wouldn't surprise me, if you've already kissed 'er

I can sing much better than you,
One plus one equals two,
That's right I do math in a song,
Now 'scuse me while I hit this epic bong

Jack White:

Look at you, you're a fat, old stoner,
Around my sister, I don't even get a boner
Your bandmate is a fat old geezer,
f**k her gently? Yeah like you could please her

Your songs aren't even funny, get a grip
You write them about push-ups with your dick
Maybe I could teach you to play the guitar,
Or better yet, show you the salad bar

Jack Black:

Kyle Gass is an awesome guy
So what we like to get high?
I write better while under the influence,
It brings out the most of my instrument

Your songs are easy as shit to play
I could learn all your albums in a day
I don't need to lose weight, more to love
Speaking of which, I'd wear Meg like a glove

(Meg White steps in)
Meg White:

Like I would ever sleep with your fat ass,
I'd rather f**k my own brother, man I got class
All your music is overrated and tacky
Maybe you should lay off the wacky-backy

I saw Shallow Hal, I wasn't swayed
You dated a fat chick, and didn't get laid
This is your end and this is my hour,
You'd better get ready, for some White power

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I'll tell you what I think of that, but do you want an honest answer or a polite answer?

I like honesty.

In my opinion, it's not that great. You're good at rhyming, but you need to work on your lines.

I'll keep that in mind, dude! This is my first one, so I'm not expecting fantastic results

Oh, it's your first one? For that reason, I'll cut you some slack.

Any feedback/constructive criticisms?

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Originally Posted by ERBFan2875/WWEFan101

In my opinion, it's not that great. You're good at rhyming, but you need to work on your lines.

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Aw that's just cruel.

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Originally Posted by ZoroarkPKMN

Quote:

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Originally Posted by ERBFan2875/WWEFan101

In my opinion, it's not that great. You're good at rhyming, but you need to work on your lines.

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Aw that's just cruel.

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It's just constructive criticism. He's not saying, "like omg you suck,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!111!"

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Originally Posted by God of Bronies

It's just constructive criticism. He's not saying, "like omg you suck,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!111!"

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Exactly.