Auditions For Co-Rapper For Spike's Best Rap Battles!!!

I'm thinking of having a co-creator for my rap battles. Anyone can audition, but only ONE will get the job! Here's how to audition. Auditons run from today to August 5th. Below will be 3 people. You must give a verse as each of them against Justin Bieber. (I needed a target! XD) The verses can be however long you want, but remember, if it's really short, the likelihood of you being picked is slim! (The people are going to be not so known, or someone you may dislike. I need a partner who's good with research.) The people are:

Stephenie Meyer (Author)
Princess Luna (MLP)
and Zant (LoZ)

Count me in, I can do either of them.

Cool, you have to do all 3 like I said, though.

That's the best.

I'm not doing any battles so I'd love to help.. I'll write some lines.

EDIT: Which Luna?

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Originally Posted by TiSanity

I'm not doing any battles so I'd love to help.. I'll write some lines.

EDIT: Which Luna?

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The one from MLP. I'll go put that. Forgot. :p

So...do I get the job?

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Originally Posted by God of Bronies

So...do I get the job?

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You actually have to submit the verses. I analyze each person's verses and then I decide who gets the job.

Ah, okay, so...is it voicing or writing?

Can I join

Meyer vs Beiber...
Begin:

This Whiny Bitch Thinks He Can Beat A Bestselling Legacy!
Ha! To Listen To You I Have To Take Crates Of Ectsasy!
My Characters May Sparkle! But Your Clearly Gayer!
It Seems Every Album You Basically Get Paler!
Get Out Of The Media Business Fag If You Can't Take The Heat!
So Why Don't You Go Home And Tweet About How You Just Got Your Ass Beat!

@Gob: Just writing in fine.

@Sane: Nice, but remember, you have to do all 3.

This Princess Is About To Whoop Some Pop Star's Ass!
I'll Show This Whiny Bitch What It Means To Have Class.
Fucking Shave Your Hair! You Look Like A Buffoon!
I Still Have More Fans Than You Even When I'm Nightmare Moon!
You're Stupid If You Think You Could Ever Beat A Pony In A Rap,
Why Don't You Go Cry About How You Got A Royal Bitch-Slap!

Tht was Luna..

I'll try to do Zant soon..

Am I doing good?

Sha-cool.

Shorter than the rest.. P.S. I WANNA BE THE CO rapper! I gave up my battles but I wanna help you on yours.. I will have time.

Zant vs Beiber:
You've Been Beaten By The Queen Of Twilight Meyer, So Now Here's The King!
Even Deaf People Don't Wanna Listen To You Sing!
Quit Flipping Your Hair Fag, You Look Like A Fool!
I'm Zant Mother Fucker! Want More? Hi I Rule!

That Was Lame. But I finished them all.

I'm still writing mine, BTW.

Alright. Remember today's the last day Gob. Also, Sane, you're one of my top choices right now. @ Whoever wins: Your job will start, starting Season 3. Which is soon!

I want to be the co-rapper! I've never done that before -_- but thats why i want to :P

Please ._.

You have until the end of the day to submit the submissions.

Submissions?

Oh, i'll do it with Zant (no homo)

You have to do all 3..

All of them? Well I already started this one so ill post it

Listen Beiber, i've got the power of a god, Zin!
I think we all know that I am going to win!
My position was skipped over, as yours will be in music
When I heard your song "Baby", I was going to lose it!
In a bad way, that song sucks, as do your fan boys
Shadow Crystal? Mirror of Twilight? Those are mere toys
I can do way more than you can, I can even change size!
Even Master Chief is afraid just to look into your eyes
Next time you want to rap? Make a decent verse
Out of all the newer musicians, you are just the worst!
Aw, is little Baby about to cry?
If anyone was his girlfriend, they'd probobly wanna die!
If I was your boyfriend, I'd commit suicide
Now stand back, don't look, i'm gonna give your mom a ride!

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Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike

Stephenie Meyer (Author)

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The queen of books here, to lyrically destroy a fag
Try to mess with me, PUNK! Bella will leave you bagged
Edward will drink your blood, Jacob will tear you up
You may be a little girl, but I don't give a fuck
I'll let Victoria eat ya' up, and feed you to the pack
Your music makes me wanna hurl, it's not pop, it's crap!

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Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike

Princess Luna (MLP)

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Prince Luna here, I rule the moon
Time to see the death of this little girl, coming real soon
I take over night, and push away the day
If you were a boy, then you must be gay
I'm like the dark shadow, you won't see me strike
Get off that stage, boy, you don't deserve the mic

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Originally Posted by Sergeant Spike

Zant (LoZ)

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I don't know that much about you, except your dumb
My rhymes sting, your brain is numb
Your outstanded, about how much I destroy you
Bieb's starting to grow pussy hair, and doesn't know what to do
Tell your little fangirls, that you were just destroyed
Tell em' it was by Zant, they'll know who to avoid

Pretty good, Spartica. Beat and Sane have some competition.

If we tie. We should each rap each other.

Ah, I'm too late huh? :sadcat:

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Originally Posted by TrinSanitee

If we tie. We should each rap each other.

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That was the plan. :D

@ ZeMasked: If you get your submissions by the end of the day, it's not too late.

I PM'd you mine.

:pimp:

Boss.

So. I haz NOO IDEA WHAT YOUR MESSING WITH HERE BOI - I mean, no idea what we're going to do with Spike gone. (hes coming back i know it)

Stephanie Meyer:
I'm Stephanie Meyer, though I bet you know who I am,
And you must be Beiber, I guess you're one of my fans,
You sound like a little girl, you better get your balls checked,
I'll get my sexy vampires to come up and bite you in the neck,

Luna:
Ha-ha! The destroying of ******s hath been doubled!
Messing with the Moon Princess means trouble,
Why should I waste my time with this buffoon?
I'll get Celestia to send this chipmunk to the moon,

Zant:
I am Zant, the king of the Twilight Realm,
I'll "pop" this "prince"'s head off and send him straight to Hell,
You can't hope to defeat me, you're just a little squeak toy,
I've had bigger challenges from little elf boys,

IT'S BEEN DECIDED!!! The winner(s) are Beat and Sane. You must rap battle each other to become my partner. Decide among yourselves who will start.

Shit. *shoots self in the ass*

Sorry Spartica! Sane, would you like to go first?