Don't tease the manQuote:
Originally Posted by Admiral Beat
that's my joj.
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Don't tease the manQuote:
Originally Posted by Admiral Beat
that's my joj.
DAAANNNGGG EEETTTTT! :compensatingfatguy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc
Okay, okay, I got it! My lines are finished.
Great! ....PM them to me!Quote:
Originally Posted by God of Bronies
Okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc
Doc you scare me sometimes
How so? While we're on the topic, Pyro! Yeah, Pyro. Could you cook me up some popcorn buddy? Don't burn yourself! :laugh: Ah, he's a good friend. Whenever someone makes me angry... well... it's not so much they made ME angry as they make PYRO angry. You don't want Pyro angry. Lucky for you, I hardly get angry... except when people say I scare them..jk Pyro! I have another task for you... *sadistic smile* *the camera pans out and shows me petting a skull*Quote:
Originally Posted by Beat
Amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUM HISTORY!
Alright folks, we got your favorite battle pair of raps!
GOB
VS.
DOC (or LAWLzoR)
BEGIN!
GoB:
Sha-whose ready for an ass-whooping, yo?
I'm THIS far away from hoof kicking this mofo,
I'm the classic original, you're a shitty remake,
Winning this battle? A piece of Pinkie's cake,
You're needed here Doc 'cos my rhymes are ill,
You don't even have a cutie mark because you have no skill,
I've got over ten-thousand posts to my name, you're not even close,
You defeat me in this battle? Er....NOPE!
Doc:
Ohai dere GoB, good ol' chap
you need to bow down, your superior is back!
Last time I checked, you're not a mod
just a 2nd banana, hardly even a god
Sure I had a name change, I changed it to "Doc"
but Hello Kettle! You had a-bucking-lot
You were the first here, that I admit
but then you started giving us a mouthload of shit!
GoB:
You should know stepping up to your God is treason,
I'll trash this honey as if it were Applebuck Season
Doc:
You better shut your mouth, you know who you're talkin' to?
I'd rather black out again than have to hear you!
GoB:
Without me you'd be nothing, I made you a brony,
Doc:
Hey man, I don't lie about my age or gender
GoB:
You're a sham, a rip-off, nothing but a phony,
Doc:
I put so much work into my rhymes, this post will have to render!
GoB:
Doctor! Doctor! An Applejack should keep you away all day long,
What's the matter, Derp, didn't you know what went wrong?
This little, blank-flanked filly is clumsy and crass,
You piss me off so much I might as well just shoot YOU in the ass
Doc:
I work for EPBOH, where does that leave you?
while you're forever alone, I have a Youtube crew
Rhymes from Cloudsdale bro, cause mine are fly
the only work you'll be doin' is collabin' with Pinkie pie
WHO WON?
WHO'S THE BEST?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC.... RAP.... *blacks out and gets back up* BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Sha-epic, yo.