I'm trying to get my next battle out in less than a week, I am halfway done with it.
08-28-2012
Uprising
Re: SUPrising's Rap Battles
New battle out next time I can get to a computer.
08-28-2012
Spars
Re: SUPrising's Rap Battles
These battles are awesome! Good job. :) Percy and Ben won...
08-28-2012
Uprising
Re: SUPrising's Rap Battles
Uprising ERB #3: Adam Sandler vs Barry Bonds
Spoiler:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
ADAM SANDLER
VERSUS
BARRY BONDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BEGIN
Adam Sandler:
Click! I rewind time back to when you could play baseball
Is there a malfunction? NOPE! You sucked, you'll never get into the Cooperstown hall
I'm a big time movie star, you roided up to break a pointless record
Sure, you've got the most home runs, but that's now tainted forever
Instead of drinking some high quality H2O, you stuck needles in yourself
Your own team doesn't want to be associated with you, you need some mental help
I'll beat you lyrically like I beat up Bob Barker, man
I'll teach you, Barry, that you don't mess with the Zohan.
Barry Bonds:
I wont be insulted by you, you had to repeat elementary school
Stick a golf ball up your ass, bitch I know that my raps are so cruel
Sure, I took steroids, but you sound like you sucked up a bunch of helium
You're just a water boy, my hitting power sells out stadiums
You had a few good movies, but they weren't good because of you
Your costars have more talent than you, it made you feel kind of blue
I'm a baseball hero, I've headlined ESPN more times than you have bad movies
You even had a movie starring you with fake boobies
Adam Sandler:
I've had a few flops, but you seem to be forgetting
Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, and Billy Madison, at least I'm not quitting
Having me in this battle guaranteed it popularity
Something you don't know about, for you, greatness is a rarity
Barry Bonds' agent steps into the room:
Ladies and gentlemen, Barry was not paid enough to do a second verse. However, since the next verse is for charity causes, we have gotten a replacement...
THE GHOST OF BABE RUTHHHHHHHHHHHH
Babe Ruth:
You can't beat the Babe, I'm the Sultan of Swat
And you suck at rapping, and, let me tell you what
The Great Bambino is putting a curse on you like he did the Red Sox
I was the first home run king, you can go suck a cock
Candy bars named after me, autograph worth millions of dollars
Your fame is gone when I step into a room, you might need some rollers
For the lyrical casket that I just placed you in
Make like a Chicago Cub, and go cry in your den
