Uprising's Rap Battles

I don't know how often i'll be doing this, but I figure i'm an alright rapper so I might as well do some battles. I will take suggestions if I know the people you are suggesting and if it's a good idea.

Battles already made are...

Ben Franklin vs. John Madden
Thor vs Percy Jackson
Adam Sandler vs Barry Bonds
Eminem vs Steve Miller
Annoying People at School Who Ask for Gum vs Uprising
Wikipedia Random Article Battle
Snoop Dogg/Lion vs Elvis Presley
Uprising vs Notorious T.I.M. starring the Announcer
Krispy Kreme vs Larry the Cable Guy
Bob the Builder vs Spongebob Squarepants
Coreytran vs Chuck Norris
Ozzy Osbourne vs Superman 2
Flo Rida vs the Notorious B.I.G.
Run DMC vs Bert and Ernie

looks great. i cant collab cause i know nothing of those characters, but we could collab another time

These sound good. I can't collab because I don't know enough about them, but if you can't get anyone too, I could do Thor or Percy Jackson.

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Originally Posted by ?Beat?

These sound good. I can't collab because I don't know enough about them, but if you can't get anyone too, I could do Thor or Percy Jackson.

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I'm already doing Percy Jackson.

I'm in the process of writing Ben Franklin vs. John Madden. I'm hoping to have it done before next Wednesday. I also added more future battles to the list.

Does one, simply need a Larry the Cable Guy?

I wasn't completely sure on that one, but if you would like to, I can put you down for it.

Knuckles vs Little Mac or Knuckles vs Mike Tyson?

Okay! :)

Uprising ERB #1: Ben Franklin vs. John Madden

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
BEN FRANKLIN
VS
JOHN MADDEN
BEGIN

Ben:
I'm Ben Franklin, founding father, and damned smart too
If you believe you can defeat me, you must be quite a fool
John Madden, you're old fashioned, you never did anything to help your football show
You told us obvious things that even the Redcoats should know
It's a well known fact that i'm a man of great size
But compared to to you, I could be small enough for a kiddie ride
Poor John, you have no chance, my path to victory is clear
My rhymes are like George Washington holding a musket, there's plenty to fear

John:
Here's a guy who doesn't realize most of his ideas sucked
You may have helped write the Constitution, does it look like I give a fuck?
You said all men created equal, yet you had around 200 slaves on your land
Ben, you realize you were probably named after that tower in England?
Hey, that guy wrote an almanac for poor Richard, it was a piece of shit
How stupid, Ben, he's poor! How could he even afford it?
I'm the best announcer in football history, and that's no folly
I actually am a tough rapper, you seem too big and jolly

Ben:
I'm worth a hundred bucks! You're worth about a cent!
No man can stop the flow of the great Big Ben
If I had a brain I spare, i'd send you a few
To give you one so you could announce, and one for your husband Brett Favre too!

John:
Hey look Al, that guys got a bit of a problem doing anything right
I'm John Madden, i'm a Hall of Famer, you got electrocuted by a kite
I have video games named after me, your face gets put on postage stamps
If this were the Super Bowl, it's obvious that i'm the champ

Comment with your thoughts on the battle. I am still searching for a person for the role of Kurt Cobain, so I pushed that one back on my schedule. If I don't find one soon I will be pushing that battle farther back.

Next up: Buzz Lightyear vs. Duck Dodgers. Probably coming within a week or 2.

I liked it :)

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Originally Posted by Spartica4Real

I liked it :)

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Thanks :D

Me sha-too.

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Originally Posted by God of Bronies

Me sha-too.

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Sha-facepalm

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Originally Posted by SUPrising

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Originally Posted by God of Bronies

Me sha-too.

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Sha-facepalm

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You know what? Screw this!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...scono2_500.gif

Well, now that those shenanigans are over...

SHA-nanigans.

New battle out soon!

Uprising ERB #2: Thor vs Percy Jackson

The role of Percy Jackson was played by Sergeant Spike.

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Thor:
I send down my hammer with the might of Mjolnir
No half-blooded child can stop the power of Thor
You've got more issues than my deranged brother
Your best friend is a satyr, I hang out with Avengers
You stay at camp, boy, if you know what's good for you
Poseidon can't save you now, maybe i'll steal your girlfriend too
You cannot destroy a god, I am much to strong
And you can't even concentrate on a topic, ADHD, am I wrong?

Percy Jackson:
The name's Percy Jackson, much stronger this fool!
I destroyed a Minotaur, Polyphemus, and the Lord of Time too.
You best not be messing with the one wielding Riptide.
I'll kick your Asgard ass outta here, tell your bro Loki, bye-bye!
We all know Thunder's a sound, my uncle Zeus actually controls lightning.
You have a Cube, cuz you got no balls, now THAT'S frightening.
I'm the Last Olympian, I'm going to bring a Titan's Curse!
You'll kneel in terror, just like Loki caused. Courtesy of my fist!

Thor:
You seem to have forgotten that Loki got his ass whipped
Camp Half Blood looks up to you, even though you're obviously a wimp
I'm the crown prince of Asgard, with rock hard abs too
If you think you are better than me, think again, Percy, you lose

Percy Jackson:
You need a whole team to fight, I defeated Kronos on my own!
Even more, my teammates were down, and I still PWNed!
You're always drunk, so I guess that's why your HAMMERED!
Overbuilt fool just keep taking those steroids and you'll be the next Bruce Banner!

I hate to break it to you, but Percy won.

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Originally Posted by Timmy Turner

I hate to break it to you, but Percy won.

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HOW DARE YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THOR

I'm trying to get my next battle out in less than a week, I am halfway done with it.

New battle out next time I can get to a computer.

These battles are awesome! Good job. :) Percy and Ben won...

Uprising ERB #3: Adam Sandler vs Barry Bonds

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
ADAM SANDLER
VERSUS
BARRY BONDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BEGIN

Adam Sandler:
Click! I rewind time back to when you could play baseball
Is there a malfunction? NOPE! You sucked, you'll never get into the Cooperstown hall
I'm a big time movie star, you roided up to break a pointless record
Sure, you've got the most home runs, but that's now tainted forever
Instead of drinking some high quality H2O, you stuck needles in yourself
Your own team doesn't want to be associated with you, you need some mental help
I'll beat you lyrically like I beat up Bob Barker, man
I'll teach you, Barry, that you don't mess with the Zohan.

Barry Bonds:
I wont be insulted by you, you had to repeat elementary school
Stick a golf ball up your ass, bitch I know that my raps are so cruel
Sure, I took steroids, but you sound like you sucked up a bunch of helium
You're just a water boy, my hitting power sells out stadiums
You had a few good movies, but they weren't good because of you
Your costars have more talent than you, it made you feel kind of blue
I'm a baseball hero, I've headlined ESPN more times than you have bad movies
You even had a movie starring you with fake boobies

Adam Sandler:
I've had a few flops, but you seem to be forgetting
Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, and Billy Madison, at least I'm not quitting
Having me in this battle guaranteed it popularity
Something you don't know about, for you, greatness is a rarity

Barry Bonds' agent steps into the room:
Ladies and gentlemen, Barry was not paid enough to do a second verse. However, since the next verse is for charity causes, we have gotten a replacement...

THE GHOST OF BABE RUTHHHHHHHHHHHH

Babe Ruth:
You can't beat the Babe, I'm the Sultan of Swat
And you suck at rapping, and, let me tell you what
The Great Bambino is putting a curse on you like he did the Red Sox
I was the first home run king, you can go suck a cock
Candy bars named after me, autograph worth millions of dollars
Your fame is gone when I step into a room, you might need some rollers
For the lyrical casket that I just placed you in
Make like a Chicago Cub, and go cry in your den

That was epic! sandler won

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Originally Posted by Spartica4Real

That was epic! sandler won

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Thanks!

I love how I have a huge following of 1 fan.

i liked it

Make that 2!

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Originally Posted by SUPrising

Make that 2!

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Me? Also... Imagine how Timmy Turner feels... His thread has 170 posts... 160 of them being him "ANYONE!?"

Ahem!

New battle in the works as we speak! Hint: Famous Whte Rapper vs Midnight Toker

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Originally Posted by Uprising

New battle in the works as we speak! Hint: Famous Whte Rapper vs Midnight Toker

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Eminem vs???

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Originally Posted by Toa Tahu the Brickman

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Originally Posted by Uprising

New battle in the works as we speak! Hint: Famous Whte Rapper vs Midnight Toker

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Eminem vs???

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You got that one right!

These were pretty awesome

Eminem vs. Steve Miller?

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Originally Posted by Top-Hattington

Eminem vs. Steve Miller?

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Yep! It'll be out in a week or two.

i'm a joker, I'm a smoker, i'm a midnight toker....

:P looking forward to it.

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Eminem vs. Steve Miller?

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Yep! It'll be out in a week or two.

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Fail by me on timing predictions. It comes out tomorrow of all days. So get ready! It's going into the FMERB contest as well.