I'm gonna create fake people. You dis rap them.

[quote=ERBFan2875/WWEFan101]

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GRRR, LOUSY STINKIN' PLANETARY FREAKS!

Yo, this epic diss rap will get lodged in your anus,
You use that guitar as a dick, too bad you don't know how to play it,
Your parents were on acid when they named you as an ass, it (get it "acid" - "ass it")
Pisses me off so much that I'll kick your out of this planet,
Don't panic, I got your sister orbiting my dick,
You must have the world on your shoulders to end up with that bad arthritis,
You're a gas giant yet you sound like you're a teen,
Tell this twenty-one year old virgin to put some cloths on, please,

I had to rush it so it's not that good.

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Are you kidding? It's f*cking great! I literally LOLed! Make the other ones![/quote:q7h02lsu]
Okay, thanks.

[quote=God of Bronies][quote="ERBFan2875/WWEFan101":zipde4gf]

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Originally Posted by "God of Bronies":zipde4gf

GRRR, LOUSY STINKIN' PLANETARY FREAKS!

Yo, this epic diss rap will get lodged in your anus,
You use that guitar as a dick, too bad you don't know how to play it,
Your parents were on acid when they named you as an ass, it (get it "acid" - "ass it")
Pisses me off so much that I'll kick your out of this planet,
Don't panic, I got your sister orbiting my dick,
You must have the world on your shoulders to end up with that bad arthritis,
You're a gas giant yet you sound like you're a teen,
Tell this twenty-one year old virgin to put some cloths on, please,

I had to rush it so it's not that good.

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Are you kidding? It's f*cking great! I literally LOLed! Make the other ones![/quote:zipde4gf]
Okay, thanks.[/quote:zipde4gf]
So make 'em!

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6) It is an alien named Flerpwerp. It comes from Mars, and whenever someone asks him why he came to Earth, he says "because I can, b***h". It is an expert on TNT, as it blows up 99 houses a week. It kills every iguana it sees right after barfing on it.

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*playing with a stick* :D *sees an explosion not too far away* O_O What th--*a newspaper flies in my face* *takes it off and reads the headline and article, which, not surprisingly, is about Flerpwerp* *growls* :explode: Psychotic, trespassing, asshole! *runs off* *five minutes later, I'm being televised to every computer and TV screen*

Check this; I'm one of the best!
It's Incinirmatt, being put to the test!
Check this; I'm one of the best!
Now watch me take down this fucking pest!
Alien scumbag, get ready to feel some fucking FIRE!
I've come to flame you with a fan-made Dis Raps For Hire!
You think you can do what you want? Well, fat chance!
I'm the consequences of your actions, and I've come to dance!
I'll throw you in a pit of flames, make you hang your head in shame,
Then I'll do you like that maggot James and give you a horrible name!
Yeah, bitch, you can't mess with Earth.
Because those who do will only feel the hurt
That Incinirmatt brings, and I'm bringing a lot.
Dissin' scum like you with fire so hot.
And I'm sick of assholes like you who blow up homes.
You don't spare anyone--not even the fucking lawn gnomes!
Well that's it! Earth is done with your goddamn shit!
Come out and face me so I can kick your ass for a little bit.
Even Pinky was smarter than you when he said narf!
At least he didn't go around and cover iguanas with barf.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Is that some sick fetish?
If you want some goddamn condiments, try some fucking relish.
Don't think that you're some kind of special for getting a Dis Rap
Because Flerpwerp, you twerp, EpicLLOYD didn't give you the bitchslap.
I did, so get lost with your T N T
And remember who beat your ass. A guy named M A T T!
Leave!

Anybody wanna make the bonus?

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Originally Posted by ERBFan2875/WWEFan101

Anybody wanna make the bonus?

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i'll make one. i need a fake character though. :(

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Originally Posted by ERBFan2875/WWEFan101

Anybody wanna make the bonus?

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i'll make one. i need a fake character though. :(

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BONUS - combination of all of the characters so far: a boygirl alien-cat-dog named Charyanabataurapanik, who smokes plastic cigarettes, thinks about naked giraffes all day long, is 8 feet tall and brags about his height to every child he can find, plays his guitar in the nude, and corners people and tickle tortures them with a feather duster.

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