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It's Spike, prepare to have bitches dis rapped to your heart's content! This time, NO FORUMER DISSES!!! I know I've sucked with these, and I wasn't able to keep up, but Zoroark gave me this job, and I'm not going to fail him. If you don't believe me, check out the Pokemon Rap Battle Mondays, topic. Just give me info on the douche, and give me the Pokemon you want me to Dis Rap them as!
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The mic has been passed on...I'LL BE BACK!
Thanks, Z! And I look forward to your big return.
Oh, I was currently writing a Dis Rap for Spartica! Do you mind taking over? I'll give you some of what I was working on, and you can journey through there!
As a bathroom attendant.
Sounds good!Quote:
Originally Posted by ZoroarkPKMN
Dear Spike,There is this guy in Summer Camp
His name is Josh
Once he builded a tent faster then brags about every day( June 20-Present)
He also brags about that he has pokemon black 2
Once he tried to punch me but barley missed
He lied about a girlfriend
And told everyone that he has 1 million dollars and will give it to anyone to be his friend
Thats how he took my friend
Diss him good ,Spike
Alright, Dead Air, you're after Spartica.
Dis Raps For Hire Episode 7: Grandpa Will
[spoiler:2n7lj2dz]Zoroark is sitting on his couch, playing Pokemon Platinum. He gets a text, but suddenly Spike walks in!
Spike: Hey, Z? I was thinking since I'm the Epic Lloyd of the forum, I should be doing the Dis Raps!
Zoroark: Alright, have fun!
Spike: I know you disagree, but I th-, wait. WHAT!? I could!?
Zoroark: Of course dude. Gotta go, later!
Zoroark leaves and Spike sits on the couch, but notices Zoroark left his phone.
Spike: Hey, Z, you left your p-
Spike looks at the text.
Spike: Fucking, douchebag old farts! GRRRRR!!!!!...[/spoiler:2n7lj2dz]Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
[spoiler:2n7lj2dz]Blastoise, ready! As am I Venusaur.
Charizard here to have gramps scorched!
Mean to Sparty? Imma teach this old f**k a lesson
THAT COMES IN THE FORM OF DIS RAPS SEVEN!!
FLAMES OUT MA MOUTH!
UR GOIN' DOWN!
TEACH THIS SON OF A b***h WHAT BEING GANGSTA'S ALL ABOUT!
I throw Dis Raps for Hire to grandpas with no hair
No playin', bro. You're the one that's in a wheelchair (Eventually)
4Real! I'm spittin' the disses you missin'
No questions, no messin, no fuckin', no guessin'!
It's time William was taught a good lesson
Wears glasses, slower than MOLASSES' ASSES!
Granny's handy dandy
Spit rhymes sweet as sour candy
Tellin' grankids their fat and lazy
I'm sure that Willy here is crazy!
Ima Hydro Pump those glasses off yo Redneck head!
Vine Whip your ass, like your age, yo time is up. You'll be dead!
How you gonna call someone a nerd when you have buck teeth?
Boy, don't mess with the best, or you'll get my blessings for Sparty!
I'm a real shell shocker, and I'm going to burn you.
Today's my Death Lesson, that's when YOU'RE going to school!
What time is it? Seismic Toss you again, and again, and again.
Wanna know when? Right now in a minute!
Where ya going, Gramps? Park it! Right at the handicapped section.
And don't be showing this dinosaur your fake sympathetic affection!
You'll die in a blaze, I'll wash your tude' away!
Scorch you anytime, anywhere, any day!
But no flame can glow brighter than your empty dome!
(THIS LYRICAL DESTRUCTION IS DONE!)[/spoiler:2n7lj2dz]