King Sunkist's Radical Raps!

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#1 Troll vs Nerd
[spoiler:2wm7igs5]Troll: Hey ****** face get off of my internet,
you know your brunette sister is the only girl i could get wet.
QUIT READING THOSE BOOKS, they make you look like shit,
OH WAIT you already do, so you might as well quit.
IM KING AT CAMPING,
IM KING AT SAPPING,
SO IM GONNA JUST PUNCH YOU,
SO I DONT HAVE TO HEAR YOU SUCK AT RAPPING,
go f**k yourself and tell me how it was,
probably got yourself hard cause your thinking about your lesbian grandmas,

Nerd: Whats the square root of pi?…….. thats what i thought,
better stop eating all those fatty foods or else your gonna get a blood clot!
i may be just a nerd,
BUT YOU ARE FUCKING ABSURD!
with your dented yellow teeth bro,
GO BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN HERD!
f**k you and your st-

Troll: Im just gonna interrupt you since no one wants to hear you speak,
just cause you are smarter then me,
doesn't change the fact that your rhymes are weak,
MAN you are so fucking boring,
i'd rather have godzilla blow me,
and have my balls go bursting,
and drink bear grylls's pee.

Nerd: Stephen Hawking could whoop your ass,
better not sit down or your ass will cause critical mass,
people call you a joke while people call me a hero
you know how many girls you have laid? 5313516713 x 0
you call my rhymes bad? you are fucking retarded,
and your comments you post are very light hearted.
go kill yourself, OH WAIT thats something you would say,
instead go teach yourself become homeless and be a virgin,
oh and by the way.. drugs are bad mckay.[/spoiler:2wm7igs5]

#2 Buzz Lightyear vs Polar Bear (Suggestion from by Taco)
[spoiler:2wm7igs5]SUNKISTLUVA'S RANDOM RAP CRAP

THE SPACE TOY HIMSELF BUZZ LIGHTYEAR VS THE GREAT SNOW BEAR… THE POLAR BEAAAAR!

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Buzz Lightyear: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE
TO MAKE THIS SNOW MONSTER EXTINCT,
Everyone one of your raps are a mix of stupidity and stink!
I will travel to Antarctica,
BLAST YOUR NUTS OFF!
i will get my pal Spartica,
better learn to swim like david hasselhoff!

Polar Bear: RWAAAAAAAR! you think thats how i talk?
talk shit about my raps and you wont be able to fucking walk!
santa is my maid,
CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BITCH!
you can try to blast my nuts off but i will move in a hitch.

Buzz Lightyear: My raps are hot,
your raps are ice cold,
think you can battle against a space ranger?
i will leave you in a choking hold,
Buzz like a bee,
sting you at light speed,
ever need an assassin
to wipe out douchebag polar bears?
buzz lightyear is who you need.

Polar Bear: MWAH HA HA HA HA! DONT MAKE ME LAUGH!
you think those puny raps can even do a damage in a half?
this battle idea may be weird,
BUT NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
i have razor sharp teeth,
i can own any space pussy,
i think i will eat your heart with barbecue sauce,
i will send you too the space hospital,
tape your bitch talking mouth with gauze.

WHO WON? WHO HAD THE BEST LINE? YOU DECIDE! don't forget to give suggestions. :D[/spoiler:2wm7igs5]
#3 Annoying Orange vs Knife Ft. [spoiler:2wm7igs5]Fred[/spoiler:2wm7igs5] (Suggestion from WWEFan)
[spoiler:2wm7igs5]SUNKISTLUVA'S RANDOM RAP CRAAAAAP!
THE MOST ANNOYING INANIMATE OBJECT HIMSELF
THE….ANNOYING ORANGE VS THE SMART AND SHARP… KNIFE!
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Knife: My raps stick into your soul like my sharp end stabs your face,
say MA HEHEHEHHEEHE again and i will pull out my mace.
how did you get popular? you aren't even clever,
your voice is more frightening then the minecraft nether!
you and your ****** ass partner daneboe are going down,
your stupid ass videos just give me a frown.

Annoying Orange: MA HEHEHEHEHE oh wait i wasn't supposed to do that?
well guess what fucker? YOU ARE FAT!
MAAAA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! oh please… you… are such a asshole,
you have a little dick and the face of a mole.
talking about minecraft? i will put in your stockings some coal
daneboe is not my partner he is just more awesome then you troll,

Knife: WTF? that is all you got?
idc that you have 1,000,000 subscribers you will never be hot.
i am the star of the videos and i only get 10 seconds of screen time,
you have the worst channel and i should have a channel,
YOUTUBE IS MIIIINE!

Annoying Orange: HEY KNIFE YOU LOOK FRUITY!
did i mention that your stupid friends spoon and fork are snooty?
go to hell and you will see fred there,
he is so gay that he likes to kiss my ginger derriere.

*fred walks in*

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FUCK YOU STUPID ASS ORANGE CUNT!!??!??!?!$@!$ I WAS TOP SUBBED UNTIL YOUR STUPID SHOW CAME IN AND STOLE THE SHOW YOU RUNT! WHY ARE WE FIGHTING WHEN THERE ARE MORE POPULAR FUCKERS TO OWN!? THAT RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON NO TALENT ASSWIPE IS NEXT ON MY LIST TO PWN!

*ray turns quickly with angry look*

COMING SOON!!!!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!! TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVORITE LINE WAS![/spoiler:2wm7igs5]
#4 Adolf Hitler vs Genghis Khan (suggestion from Brickman)
[spoiler:2wm7igs5]SUNKIST'S…………….RRRRRRRRR*5 hours later*ANDOM RAP CRAAAAAAP!
ADOLF HITLAHHHH VARSUS…. GHENGUS KHAAAAN!!!!
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Hitler: I am the best of thee best you are the pussy of hunts,
try and fuck with me and i will nazi chop your nuts.
dickface i am german you are some shamanism fuckwad,
you killed a couple weirdos but i am michael jackson BAD!
(tee hee)
i am much more powerful and way more awesome then you,
shit i wouldn't be surprised if you were a jew.
(HA)

Khan: iiiiiIIIIIIIIIIII OWNED the easter bunny now i will own your ass too,
did you kill all the jews cause they have bigger dicks then you?
well come over here bitch i have a death grip for your nuts,
i don't need to know your history to know that your whole army sucks.
you had mental illness? thats why it was hard for you too live?
well guess what dick for brains heres a bag of the fucks that i give!

Hitler: Darth Vader, Stephan Hawking,
they all flat out sucked,
i may have fell in a rancor pit but you are the one getting butt fucked.
so ill keep this verse short,
you couldn't break down a wall or even a puny ass fort.

Khan: HAAH COME OOON! you german mother fuckers about to feel the wrath of khan!!! SILLY ASS HOLE! STOP IMITATING CHARLIE CHAPLIN! and stop using pics of your mom to start flapping. again i will say it the easter bunny sucks,
lol i guess that explains why all your raps--

*easter bunny bounces in*

Easter Bunny: Hey bitch i am baack prepare for some ass whooping,
suck my giant bunny eggs and hitlers penis thats drooping.

Hitler: HEY!

Easter Bunny: i will say this once and i will say it again,
THE GREAT WAAAALL couldn't keep you out of china,
WATCH ME RUB MY FEET FOR LUCK AND STICK IT--

Khan: uh bro that is a complament….

*easter bunny sticks foot up his vagina killing him*

Hitler: well looks like i won!

HITLER WON! WHOS NEXT YOOOU DECIIIIDE!

sunkist LUVAS RANDOM RAAP CRAAAP!!![/spoiler:2wm7igs5]

first Troll VS. Nerd
[spoiler:1wo6p1wk]Troll: Hey ****** face get off of my internet,
you know your brunette sister is the only girl i could get wet.
QUIT READING THOSE BOOKS, they make you look like shit,
OH WAIT you already do, so you might as well quit.
IM KING AT CAMPING,
IM KING AT SAPPING,
SO IM GONNA JUST PUNCH YOU,
SO I DONT HAVE TO HEAR YOU SUCK AT RAPPING,
go fuck yourself and tell me how it was,
probably got yourself hard cause your thinking about your lesbian grandmas,

Nerd: Whats the square root of pi?…….. thats what i thought,
better stop eating all those fatty foods or else your gonna get a blood clot!
i may be just a nerd,
BUT YOU ARE FUCKING ABSURD!
with your dented yellow teeth bro,
GO BACK TO YOUR GODDAMN HERD!
fuck you and your st-

Troll: Im just gonna interrupt you since no one wants to hear you speak,
just cause you are smarter then me,
doesn't change the fact that your rhymes are weak,
MAN you are so fucking boring,
i'd rather have godzilla blow me,
and have my balls go bursting,
and drink bear grylls's pee.

Nerd: Stephen Hawking could whoop your ass,
better not sit down or your ass will cause critical mass,
people call you a joke while people call me a hero
you know how many girls you have laid? 5313516713 x 0
you call my rhymes bad? you are fucking retarded,
and your comments you post are very light hearted.
go kill yourself, OH WAIT thats something you would say,
instead go teach yourself become homeless and be a virgin,
oh and by the way.. drugs are bad mckay.[/spoiler:1wo6p1wk]
not great but not the worst... i hope. :ashamed:

That was actually pretty good.

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thanks man! means a lot. :D

That was actually really hilarious. Nerd owned that battle.

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That was actually really hilarious. Nerd owned that battle.

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thanks. [spoiler:szp6sns2]i sorta wanted him to win. :laugh:[/spoiler:szp6sns2]

WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

So... you want actual rap battle suggestions... or something interesting internet-related/random suggestions?

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WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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Geohot vs Kim Dotcom ?

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So... you want actual rap battle suggestions... or something interesting internet-related/random suggestions?

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anything. :lawl:

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WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

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Geohot vs Kim Dotcom ?

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sounds good. i will work on it tomorrow. :)

Nerd was the definite winner! Awesome! Make Buzz Lightyear vs a polar bear.

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Nerd was the definite winner! Awesome! Make Buzz Lightyear vs a polar bear.

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sure. :D

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Lol I can't wait to see how this turns out. I love seeing stupid suggestions becoming good rap battles.[/quote:5rsmk39n]
THANKS! :D
also what was your favorite line?

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Lol I can't wait to see how this turns out. I love seeing stupid suggestions becoming good rap battles.

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THANKS! :D
also what was your favorite line?[/quote:c3n38pye]
"people call you a joke while people call me a hero
you know how many girls you have laid? 5313516713 x 0"
Definitely.

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THANKS! :D
also what was your favorite line?[/quote:2vx3vhqv]
"people call you a joke while people call me a hero
you know how many girls you have laid? 5313516713 x 0"
Definitely.[/quote:2vx3vhqv]
yep. i guess you could say the nerd was being more of a troll then the troll. :laugh: :|

WRITING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR VS POLAR BEAR! so far it is going good.

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WRITING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR VS POLAR BEAR! so far it is going good.

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WRITING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR VS POLAR BEAR! so far it is going good.

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here is a bit of what i have.
Buzz Lightyear: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE
TO MAKE THIS SNOW MONSTER EXTINCT,
Everyone one of your raps are a mix of stupidity and stink!
I twill travel to Antarctica,
BLAST YOUR NUTS OFF!
i will get my pal Spartica,
better learn to swim like david hasselhoff!

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WRITING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR VS POLAR BEAR! so far it is going good.

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here is a bit of what i have.
Buzz Lightyear: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE
TO MAKE THIS SNOW MONSTER EXTINCT,
Everyone one of your raps are a mix of stupidity and stink!
I twill travel to Antarctica,
BLAST YOUR NUTS OFF!
i will get my pal Spartica,
better learn to swim like david hasselhoff!

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:o beautiful!

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WRITING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR VS POLAR BEAR! so far it is going good.

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here is a bit of what i have.
Buzz Lightyear: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE
TO MAKE THIS SNOW MONSTER EXTINCT,
Everyone one of your raps are a mix of stupidity and stink!
I twill travel to Antarctica,
BLAST YOUR NUTS OFF!
i will get my pal Spartica,
better learn to swim like david hasselhoff!

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:o beautiful![/quote:na9v33u5]
dont worry it gets better. :D

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WRITING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR VS POLAR BEAR! so far it is going good.

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here is a bit of what i have.
Buzz Lightyear: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE
TO MAKE THIS SNOW MONSTER EXTINCT,
Everyone one of your raps are a mix of stupidity and stink!
I twill travel to Antarctica,
BLAST YOUR NUTS OFF!
i will get my pal Spartica,
better learn to swim like david hasselhoff!

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:o beautiful![/quote:2vawv5fw]

#2 Buzz Lightyear VS. Polar Bear
[spoiler:2vawv5fw]SUNKISTLUVA'S RANDOM RAP CRAP

THE SPACE TOY HIMSELF BUZZ LIGHTYEAR VS THE GREAT SNOW BEAR… THE POLAR BEAAAAR!

BEGIN!

Buzz Lightyear: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE
TO MAKE THIS SNOW MONSTER EXTINCT,
Everyone one of your raps are a mix of stupidity and stink!
I will travel to Antarctica,
BLAST YOUR NUTS OFF!
i will get my pal Spartica,
better learn to swim like david hasselhoff!

Polar Bear: RWAAAAAAAR! you think thats how i talk?
talk shit about my raps and you wont be able to fucking walk!
santa is my maid,
CHUCK NORRIS IS MY BITCH!
you can try to blast my nuts off but i will move in a hitch.

Buzz Lightyear: My raps are hot,
your raps are ice cold,
think you can battle against a space ranger?
i will leave you in a choking hold,
Buzz like a bee,
sting you at light speed,
ever need an assassin
to wipe out douchebag polar bears?
buzz lightyear is who you need.

Polar Bear: MWAH HA HA HA HA! DONT MAKE ME LAUGH!
you think those puny raps can even do a damage in a half?
this battle idea may be weird,
BUT NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
i have razor sharp teeth,
i can own any space pussy,
i think i will eat your heart with barbecue sauce,
i will send you too the space hospital,
tape your bitch talking mouth with gauze.

WHO WON? WHO HAD THE BEST LINE? YOU DECIDE! don't forget to give suggestions. :D[/spoiler:2vawv5fw]

Make the Annoying Orange vs. a knife

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:o good idea. i will work on it very soon. :)

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actually i am making it right now. :lawl:

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:) cool

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:) cool[/quote:35xyjdcq]
warning annoying oranges rap sucks apples.

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:) cool[/quote:1r7n5g9h]
warning annoying oranges rap sucks apples.[/quote:1r7n5g9h]
that's fine with me

Could you make a Kobe Bryant vs Chad Johnson-Ochocinco battle?

... POLAR BEAR!!!!!

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:) cool[/quote:kz5ohek3]
warning annoying oranges rap sucks apples.[/quote:kz5ohek3]
that's fine with me[/quote:kz5ohek3]
already done.

#3 Annoying Orange VS Knife ft. [spoiler:kz5ohek3]Fred[/spoiler:kz5ohek3]
[spoiler:kz5ohek3]SUNKISTLUVA'S RANDOM RAP CRAAAAAP!
THE MOST ANNOYING INANIMATE OBJECT HIMSELF
THE….ANNOYING ORANGE VS THE SMART AND SHARP… KNIFE!
BEGIN!

Knife: My raps stick into your soul like my sharp end stabs your face,
say MA HEHEHEHHEEHE again and i will pull out my mace.
how did you get popular? you aren't even clever,
your voice is more frightening then the minecraft nether!
you and your ****** ass partner daneboe are going down,
your stupid ass videos just give me a frown.

Annoying Orange: MA HEHEHEHEHE oh wait i wasn't supposed to do that?
well guess what fucker? YOU ARE FAT!
MAAAA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEE! oh please… you… are such a asshole,
you have a little dick and the face of a mole.
talking about minecraft? i will put in your stockings some coal
daneboe is not my partner he is just more awesome then you troll,

Knife: WTF? that is all you got?
idc that you have 1,000,000 subscribers you will never be hot.
i am the star of the videos and i only get 10 seconds of screen time,
you have the worst channel and i should have a channel,
YOUTUBE IS MIIIINE!

Annoying Orange: HEY KNIFE YOU LOOK FRUITY!
did i mention that your stupid friends spoon and fork are snooty?
go to hell and you will see fred there,
he is so gay that he likes to kiss my ginger derriere.

*fred walks in*

Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FUCK YOU STUPID ASS ORANGE CUNT!!??!??!?!$@!$ I WAS TOP SUBBED UNTIL YOUR STUPID SHOW CAME IN AND STOLE THE SHOW YOU RUNT! WHY ARE WE FIGHTING WHEN THERE ARE MORE POPULAR FUCKERS TO OWN!? THAT RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON NO TALENT ASSWIPE IS NEXT ON MY LIST TO PWN!

*ray turns quickly with angry look*

COMING SOON!!!!

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!! TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVORITE LINE WAS![/spoiler:kz5ohek3]

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Could you make a Kobe Bryant vs Chad Johnson-Ochocinco battle?

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perhaps. i am not very smart when it comes to sports though. :|

That was hilarious! I have a suggestion: A booger on the wall vs a finger.

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That was hilarious! I have a suggestion: A booger on the wall vs a finger.

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guys should i keep doing these? i was thinking of making my first video rap battle. and i was gonna use nerd vs troll. thoughts?

Yes.

Plus (+) vs. Minus (-)

ADT vs TV