Nononononononono

So tomorrow's my birthday. Whoop-de-doo. Too bad that it's gonna be ruined.

Why? I'll tell you.

The laptop I currently own, I like to call it "The Craptop", has recently started sparking from a broken USB port. Even my brother agrees: the computer is now a fire hazard. So I'm gonna need a new one. The MacBook Air is on sale for $200 less on Amazon, plus I have $50 of my own.

But today is the day my dad thought it would be a good idea to BRIBE ME.

He knows I HATE the new Batman movies. I hate them. Christian Bale shows no expression, Batman's a creep, and it's just BAD in my opinion. He had my mom tell me "If you want a MacBook Air, you have to go see Dark Knight Rises tomorrow with your father".

First of all, I don't want to see Batman. Don't want to see it. Second of all, WHY IN GOD'S CUNTHOLE WOULD I GO SEE A MOVIE THAT I HATE ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY?

So basically I'm screwed either way. If I get the Mac, I have to see the fucking movie. If I don't, then I don't get the fucking Mac! I'm screwed!

My response was this: "Fine. No MacBook"

Now I'm stuck with a god awful computer that CAN SET ON FLAMES ANY MINUTE, and a father WHO WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FUCKING BATMAN!!!

I hate my life.

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If I were you, I'd watch the Batman, a few long hours is nothing compared to awesome that is the MacBook, place it'll make your parents happy so give it a go.

I made something really cool for your birthday, though. :(

First world problems. It's a three hour movie for a new computer. Sure you may hate the movies but its a new computer its not like they're asking you to do an impossible task. Wish my parents spoiled me like that

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First world problems. It's a three hour movie for a new computer. Sure you may hate the movies but its a new computer its not like they're asking you to do an impossible task. Wish my parents spoiled me like that

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Yeah. Here in Namibia, we don't have this much, you're lucky.

Yes, definitely first world problems. Just watch the movie, but don't pay attention. Think about all the stuff you'll get to do with your Macbook.

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First world problems. It's a three hour movie for a new computer. Sure you may hate the movies but its a new computer its not like they're asking you to do an impossible task. Wish my parents spoiled me like that

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Yeah. Here in Namibia, we don't have this much, you're lucky.

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Zoroark, you have a first world problem

Easy - when your dad isn't looking, put earplugs in, so you won't have to hear the movie.
OR, you can say to him "Is this how YOUR dad treated you on YOUR birthday?"

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First world problems. It's a three hour movie for a new computer. Sure you may hate the movies but its a new computer its not like they're asking you to do an impossible task. Wish my parents spoiled me like that

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Yeah. Here in Namibia, we don't have this much, you're lucky.

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Zoroark, you have a first world problem

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Yeah...

Or how about you spend time with your dad who seems to care about you instead of the mac or being on the internet complaining about what others would gladly take

Yeah, it's kinda whiny and spoilt if you ask me.

my previous comment got removed. it was the same thing basically as whats above but i called him an idiot. and really zorark? REALLY? you truly are the biggest spoiled brat i have ever seen. You parents obviously want to spend time with you on your birthday. so spend some time with them. and god forbid you spend three hours watching a movie with your family. taking three hours out of your day for those who love, shelter, and constantly support you wouldn't hurt. but if you dont want to go see batman then ask them if you can go see another movie or even do another activity. i've had the same computer for 8 years and yea it's a POS but i can't a new one caus i cant afford it. if i had that opportunity i would jump on it in a heart beat for 1. i get to spend time with those i love
2. i get a new computer
so your life isn't terrible. you just are the biggest spoiled brat that i have ever known.

Love,
Noremac1500

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my previous comment got removed. it was the same thing basically as whats above but i called him an idiot. and really zorark? REALLY? you truly are the biggest spoiled brat i have ever seen. You parents obviously want to spend time with you on your birthday. so spend some time with them. and god forbid you spend three hours watching a movie with your family. taking three hours out of your day for those who love, shelter, and constantly support you wouldn't hurt. but if you dont want to go see batman then ask them if you can go see another movie or even do another activity. i've had the same computer for 8 years and yea it's a POS but i can't a new one caus i cant afford it. if i had that opportunity i would jump on it in a heart beat for 1. i get to spend time with those i love
2. i get a new computer
so your life isn't terrible. you just are the biggest spoiled brat that i have ever known.

Love,
Noremac1500

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Smart man.

I really like he includes "Love" in the message. Noremac is awesome!
- SS

Yep, we should make him an honourary brother.

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I really like he includes "Love" in the message. Noremac is awesome!
- SS

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Sorry, but it's not that easy to sit through a 3 HOUR movie for a laptop that I'm gonna end up having to share with my dad. I just can't. I'm not spoiled, because I actually need the computer. THIS ONE IS LITERALLY A FIRE HAZARD. That's not a figure of speech. It literally is sparking. And another thing, I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate Batman. My dad crams this stupid Dark Knight Rises down my throat and I just can't stand it. I'm just pissed off, Noremac! You don't have to say those mean things. Now my feelings are hurt. Happy Birthday to me. :wat:

I would watch the whole Twilight saga for a new laptop.

I would listen to Justin Bieber for a new laptop!

The way you say it, it doesn't seem like you've seen The Dark Knight Rises. Who knows, maybe you'll like the movie. If not, it's a small price to play for a new computer. I don't think you're spoiled, but I think you should sit through it. Obviously, it means a lot to your dad. Plus, if your computer is literally a ''fire hazard'', then that just makes it less of a price. Not only would watching Batman be a nice thing to do, it would be a smart thing to do. So please, for your fellow forumers, for your dad, and for a new laptop, watch it. I guarantee that in the end, it will be more than worth it.

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Sorry, but it's not that easy to sit through a 3 HOUR movie for a laptop that I'm gonna end up having to share with my dad. I just can't. I'm not spoiled, because I actually need the computer. THIS ONE IS LITERALLY A FIRE HAZARD. That's not a figure of speech. It literally is sparking. And another thing, I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hate Batman. My dad crams this stupid Dark Knight Rises down my throat and I just can't stand it. I'm just pissed off, Noremac! You don't have to say those mean things. Now my feelings are hurt. Happy Birthday to me. :wat:

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ok fine. how about you be grateful for the fact that your parents even offered to get you a new computer. you dad just wants to spend time with you. and the fact that you say you hate your life because of the whole situation isn't mature at all. sorry if i hurt your feelings. but this is ridiculous. it shouldnt be about the computer is shouldnt be about the dark knight is should be about your birth and you coming into this life. it should be about sharing it with those who love and care about you. it was a deal that a lot would love to have. it doesn't matter that you hate the dark knight. and you know if you don't want to go to it then don't but just know it was a simple task that could've been done for a new computer.

but let me show you a little secret:[spoiler:3474yrwn]i still think your going to get the laptop[/spoiler:3474yrwn] rather you go to the movie or not. but how bout this: you say to your dad:
"you know dad, i really don't like the dark knight that much, but i still would like to do something with you can we do something else, i mean it is my birthday and spending the time at a movie i really dislike is not something i wanna do".

and sorry for calling you a spoiled brat but really that was the impression i was given and if i were to say something like this to my parents thats what they would call me on other things. but the situation and your reasponse to it did give off the impression: seeing a movie i dont like = new computer, not seeing it = no computer i chose not to see it, fml. i mean really? but i apologize but dont say stuff like fml unless something serious happened this isnt even minor its a first world problem. but again sorry

and some advice dont say stuff like this especially on the internet. its a place for trolls.

oh my god. this is the biggest piece of whinig I've ever read. I'm sorry, but it is true. you can't sit through a 3 hour movie? really? no the dark Knight Rises is not the best flick out there, but if it means I can get a new laptop that is far better then my current, it is well worth it. I'd watch all the Twilight films, and the Harry Potter flicks in a row for a new laptop.
this is the personal support section and I'm sure you're looking for someone to tell you how much your parents suck for making you do this, but that is not the case here. watch the film. it does not matter if you don't like it, its not like it will kill you. just do it.
I am sure you are not that big of a child to not sit through a movie with your father. is your father that bad of a person? do you hate his guts? does your skin crawl everytime he is around you? why can't you spend time with your dad?

No offence, Zoroark, but this is one of the biggest pieces of bull crap Ive ever read... Not only is Dark Knight Rises a GREAT film, but for a laptop?!?! When I want a new Mac, I must get strait A's, start working 3 jobs, pay for half of the Mac, pray to god I'll get it, do 5 times the house work I already do, AND wait for Christmas. What the F Zoroark??? I could rage longer, but then SUP will delete for being too rude (dont), or Doc will lock the WHOLE topic just because we have different opinions. (which is completely unnecessary, Doc). And you know what, Im 15 and I still dont even have a normal laptop! I use my moms! WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE! Sorry...
-BB

Lol, BB. You were just going off. :p And, this is the biggest piece of crap. I mean, it is HIS opinion whether Batman is good or not, BB, but SERIOUSLY!? I had to sit through every twilight movie with my mom AND GOT NOTHING! ID WAY RATHER DO THIS! This is a piece of shit way to handle things Z.... (no offense) ((dont hate me again plz))

The Dark Knight Rises is 2 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES, for Christ's sake.

Rotten Tomatoes rating - 87%
The Telegraph rating - 5/5 stars
IGN rating - 9/10
Roger Ebert rating - 3/4 stars
^^^GOOD RATINGS.

And no one can should hate Batman so much that they won't see it to get a laptop.
So what's the deal? Are you afraid that a random guy is gonna walk in and kill a bunch of people like what happened in Aurora?

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The Dark Knight Rises is 2 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES, for Christ's sake.

Rotten Tomatoes rating - 87%
The Telegraph rating - 5/5 stars
IGN rating - 9/10
Roger Ebert rating - 3/4 stars
^^^GOOD RATINGS.

And no one can should hate Batman so much that they won't see it to get a laptop.
So what's the deal? Are you afraid that a random guy is gonna walk in and kill a bunch of people like what happened in Aurora?

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No need to bring up the Batman Movie Massacre...
-BB

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The Dark Knight Rises is 2 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES, for Christ's sake.

Rotten Tomatoes rating - 87%
The Telegraph rating - 5/5 stars
IGN rating - 9/10
Roger Ebert rating - 3/4 stars
^^^GOOD RATINGS.

And no one can should hate Batman so much that they won't see it to get a laptop.
So what's the deal? Are you afraid that a random guy is gonna walk in and kill a bunch of people like what happened in Aurora?

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Ratings =/= everyone's opinion about it

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The Dark Knight Rises is 2 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES, for Christ's sake.

Rotten Tomatoes rating - 87%
The Telegraph rating - 5/5 stars
IGN rating - 9/10
Roger Ebert rating - 3/4 stars
^^^GOOD RATINGS.

And no one can should hate Batman so much that they won't see it to get a laptop.
So what's the deal? Are you afraid that a random guy is gonna walk in and kill a bunch of people like what happened in Aurora?

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Ratings =/= everyone's opinion about it

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I agree, but he should still watch the movie. If it has come to the point where his dad will buy him a laptop if he watches it, then it obviously means a lot to him. I think seeing it with him would be a nice thing to do for his dad.

Sleep during it.

Listen, I was forced to watch High School Musical 1, 2, and 3 in succession in order to get a bag of M&Ms and I did it. You do not have it bad AT ALL. You get a laptop for it, and I say do it. Or just ask if you could see a different movie. I'm sure they might want to see Campaign or the Bourne Legacy, maybe even Expendables. But if not, do it. It's a small price to pay.

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Listen, I was forced to watch High School Musical 1, 2, and 3 in succession in order to get a bag of M&Ms and I did it. You do not have it bad AT ALL. You get a laptop for it, and I say do it. Or just ask if you could see a different movie. I'm sure they might want to see Campaign or the Bourne Legacy, maybe even Expendables. But if not, do it. It's a small price to pay.

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Bourne and Expendables both suck... Just say'n...
-BB

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Listen, I was forced to watch High School Musical 1, 2, and 3 in succession in order to get a bag of M&Ms and I did it. You do not have it bad AT ALL. You get a laptop for it, and I say do it. Or just ask if you could see a different movie. I'm sure they might want to see Campaign or the Bourne Legacy, maybe even Expendables. But if not, do it. It's a small price to pay.

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Bourne and Expendables both suck... Just say'n...
-BB

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Boure wasn't the best but if you like that genre it's pretty good. And imo Expendables 2 was REALLY GOOD.

But Campaign was better.

I wish I could see TDKR again and get a laptop! :( Lucky! (I am a Batman FANATIC, so....) But STILL. I would go see any movie (except horror) to get a laptop. For real. OR, ask to see Premium Rush. I loved it and so did my friend. :)

Honestly, if I asked my dad for a new laptop he'd beat the shit out of me and tell me to be grateful for what I have.

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If I were you, I'd watch the Batman, a few long hours is nothing compared to awesome that is the MacBook, place it'll make your parents happy so give it a go.

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go see da movie...
it has super $exy scenes of anne hathaway

I have to agree with everyone here.

You are being a really greedy SoB.

Every heard of quality with the family? Who cares if you don't like the movie. Tune it out. Hell, you'd be getting a laptop out of the deal. How could you not sit for nearly 3 hours? I hate schindler's list, but I would sit through it if it means I get a new computer.

If you honestly expect to have people support you in this, you really thought wrong. And if you're bitching about spending time with your family, then I wonder what type of person you truly are.

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I have to agree with everyone here.

You are being a really greedy SoB.

Every heard of quality with the family? Who cares if you don't like the movie. Tune it out. Hell, you'd be getting a laptop out of the deal. How could you not sit for nearly 3 hours? I hate schindler's list, but I would sit through it if it means I get a new computer.

If you honestly expect to have people support you in this, you really thought wrong. And if you're bitching about spending time with your family, then I wonder what type of person you truly are.

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as much as i look up to ya,zoroark, he is right

Guys, my problem is solved. My dad is gonna share the laptop with me, and its gonna be a MacBook Pro w/ Retina Display instead of the Air.

Sheesh it's like the whole forum turned on me.

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Guys, my problem is solved. My dad is gonna share the laptop with me, and its gonna be a MacBook Pro w/ Retina Display instead of the Air.

Sheesh it's like the whole forum turned on me.

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Im still loyal