The Fool's Fan Made ERBs!

Yay, finally made a topic! :D I've actually created a ton of fan made ERBoH's before, but...while I was happy with alot of the lyrics, the match-ups left something to be desired. (Bear Grylls vs. Chris Hansen, to name one lol)

Well, hope you guys enjoy! I'm taking suggestions for future battles too. =)

Season 1:

ERBoH #1: Slenderman vs. The Boogieman Beat
ERBoH #2: Julius Caesar vs. Fidel Castro Beat
ERBoH #3: Charles Dickens vs. J. R. R. Tolkien Beat
ERBoH #4: Cole Phelps vs. Harry Dresden Beat
ERBoH #5: Dorian Gray vs. Vincent Van Gogh
ERBoH #6: John Dillinger vs. Robin Hood
ERBoH #7: Erwin Rommel vs. David Petraeus
ERBoH #8: Sylar vs. Jack the Ripper
ERBoH #9: Justice John Roberts vs. Atticus Finch
ERBoH #10: Al Gore vs. Al Capone
ERBoH #11: Johnny Cash vs. Axl Rose
ERBoH #12: Danny Zuko vs. Troy Bolton (ft. Cool-The-Renegade as a 3rd party rapper)
ERBoH #13: Amelia Earhart vs. Carmen Sandiego
Season 1 Finale!: Slenderman vs. Boogieman Round 2

Season 2:

ERBoH #15: Solaire of Astora vs. Sun Tzu
ERBoH #16: Saladin vs. Saddam Hussein
ERBoH #17: Walt Disney vs. The Brothers Grimm
ERBoH #18: Dr. Frankenstein vs. Dr. House
ERBoH #19: Bobby Fischer vs. Yugi Muto
ERBoH #20: Nobuo Uematsu vs. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
ERBoH #21: Robert E. Lee vs. William Wilberforce
ERBoH #22: Dexter vs. Ted Bundy
ERBoH #23: The Arisen vs. The Dovahkiin

Slender vs Boogieman

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Originally Posted by SaneButStrange

Slender vs Boogieman

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....Well, f***. That was quick. >.>

[spoiler:1j5wa7t5]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SLENDERMAN!

VS!

THE BOOGIEMAN!

BEGIN!

Slenderman:

Listen up, b****, and behold true horror.
I'm stylish and slick, you're just an ugly eyesore!
Children grow out of you when they turn five,
I strike fear in every adult alive!
You hide under the bed, I'm everywhere you look,
when it comes to you, nobody gives a f***!
We don't even compare, you're just an annoying tick!
You want see something really slender? Look at your d***!

Boogieman:

I'm an eyesore? You're just tall and in a suit!
You're not scary, a redneck could put you under his boot!
Marble Hornets? I prefer Concrete Giraffes!
It's incredibly easy to mock your sorry a**!
Sorry, Slendy, but you're up against the true king of horror!
The only reason you're popular is because of Youtube w*****!
My legend spans across the US to Belgium,
your legend was created by a Something Awful goon!

SM:

I'm a creepypasta legend, I even have a video game!
Your death will be brutal, you WILL remember my face.
I appear anywhere and everywhere, there's no where to hide,
I commit atrocities so dark, that even Hitler would cry!
You're a pathetic excuse for a living being,
you make Edward Cullen look terrifying!

BM:

You make nerds piss their pants, that's not an amazing feat.
If this is all you've got, then I've got you beat!
Your game is terrible, it's nothing but a snore.
In fact, I think I'd rather play Superman 64!
I'm made of more horror than a movie ticket can buy,
the only thing your tentacles are good for is f***ing hentai![/spoiler:1j5wa7t5]

lol

Great Battle! It was close, very close, but I think....Slenderman won. :)

Boogieman kicked Slendy's ass.

The Boogieman won.

Just finished a new battle! ;O That means time for hints!

Both rappers can be considered dictators, and both have had assassination attempts.
And, unlike before, I will not be posting 4 lines unless nobody gets it. Most of the lines are a lot more indicative of who's rapping than before.

Is one Castro?

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Originally Posted by SuperRapz

Is one Castro?

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Yep. Actually, just 'cause nobody else is really guessing, I'll post a line from his opponent.

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I've crossed the Rubicon, and cast the die,
but to see you waiting for me, it was a waste of time.

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